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# I hadn't seen this one before either
the caption was spot the swear word!


(PornDungeon, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:30, archived)
# An oh so brittle
glass cock if you please sah!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:34, archived)
# it's subtle i'll give it that.
but i can see the backwards 'ASS' in her name.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:36, archived)
# I think it's been around
once before.

But not recently.

*snigger* still funny though
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:37, archived)
# I
would
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:37, archived)
# spong attack
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:37, archived)
# subtle
changing of the swear word
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:17, archived)
# and
there was I thinking no one had noticed....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:28, archived)
# I've just said the most stupid thing
(About Glastonbury and my mate's intention of getting smashed up to fuck)
"It's only once a year, like most annual events"

Jaysus fecking christ, when will I learn?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:29, archived)
# it happens to us all m8
i said "some fucking brazilian has just lobbed seaman, must be all of 40 yards!"
\coat
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:33, archived)
# maybe next year
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:34, archived)
# My Marmot failed it's MOT!
I'm gutted
(timma, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:28, archived)
# those
are very high maitanence
(Kieren, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:34, archived)
# Erm...
Marmot OKness Test?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:24, archived)
# guess the film from the quote,
"Mar weep graanar, weep ninny bong."
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:21, archived)
# monty?
gotta be something Python
(kookoobirdz, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:24, archived)
# transformers
the movie?
(PornDungeon, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:25, archived)
# nah that'd be
DIE, HUMAN GERMS!
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:27, archived)
# you, sir
are a great person.
the film is a 'watch 25 times' classic.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:27, archived)
# erm...
fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:29, archived)
# tis true
Its out on DVD now isnt it? any extras?
(PornDungeon, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:29, archived)
# i think it's got the scene
where Jazz accidnetally transforms into Herb Alpert.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:38, archived)
# orson welles'
finest moment.
and spock's too...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:35, archived)
# the film
of your life?

(that is pretty much the complete text of the script, BTW folks)
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:26, archived)
# Is it
Stella Artois:The Movie
?
(Jesus, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:28, archived)
# Wha...?
"What? Huh? Oh, sorry. Just drifted there for a sec.
Thinking about something else entirely."

(kookoobirdz, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:21, archived)
# I really love Quick Draw McGraw.
class Hanna Barbera.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:23, archived)
# schlepping
Even better when cartoon stars cross over and get lucrative endorsement contracts for breakfast cereals. Quickdraw is still living fat off the residuals somewhere out in Malibu, the lucky bastard. All your old favorites can be found at Topher's Breakfast Cereal Character Guide. Great mine for b3ta stuff.
(kookoobirdz, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:27, archived)
# oh my
that elicited quite the chuckle. well done. you have EIGHT points.
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:24, archived)
# arrrrrrghhh
the new weebl and bob is sucking ass. I can't think.
(I helped save b3ta! weebl Mashed farts, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:18, archived)
# give them an abundance of pie
any more pie? and then bob gives him a truckload and squashes him with it
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:20, archived)
# weebl and bob's big night out
with some sort of les?
back to drawing board.
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:34, archived)
# but who
is sucking who's ass?
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:21, archived)
# They're not literally 'sucking ass' I hope....
.
(I helped save b3ta! hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:21, archived)
# weebl
did you see this earlier?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:30, archived)
# shes a honey
nice top too.
(I helped save b3ta! weebl Mashed farts, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:56, archived)
# my my
quite an interesting twist in the tale of weebl and bob
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:31, archived)
# Meet Gareth.....anyone want to babysit for me...?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:18, archived)
# mmmmmm...
.....MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:24, archived)
# he he he
that's a no then?
fiver an hour, free acess to fridge?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:50, archived)
# tis wierd
how i keep thinking, SHIT! i havnt done any revision latley. only to realise that ive finished all me exams :)

i love that feeling
(Kieren, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:17, archived)
# cracking, cherie!
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:17, archived)
# love
ly, darling! that's some rock she's got on!
(apackolips, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:23, archived)
# secretspong
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:11, archived)
# pizza
you genius ;)
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:21, archived)
# sorry if youv'e seen it b4
it made me larf!


(PornDungeon, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:10, archived)
# that is so clearly photoshopped
they couldn't even match the colour up with the rest of the letters.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:19, archived)
# oh
yeah
(PornDungeon, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:20, archived)
# Sorry i was trying to infer a ridiculously obvious misconception
trying to implicate the red letters (the ones with nothing to do with the gag) as being faked onto it.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:22, archived)
# snigger
.
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:43, archived)
# Did anyone find out
If that was my "Dumb & Dumber" pic mentioned on radio 1 this morning?

www.b3ta.com/board/1/6/6/8/2/1/

hops link works
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:09, archived)
# nobody knew
try e-mailing radio 1 and ask them if the b3ta logo was on it or was it soem other guys name who'd put his name on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:24, archived)
# Bloody good idea.
Why didn't I think of that?

Will do, and if it's ours, I'll try to get them the site a mention.
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:34, archived)
# going by the time i think youshould try
and aim for Jo Whiley's slot.
(ooer)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:40, archived)
# A horse is a horse, of course of course,
and no one can talk to a horse of course,
that is of course, unless the horse,
Is the famous Mister Ed 209

Ahem, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! priestess I remember when this was all fields, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:07, archived)
# he he
Just beautiful!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:09, archived)
# that sir
is ace!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:09, archived)
# yay
"You are illegaly parked on private property. You have 20 seconds to move your vehicle."
(linear, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:10, archived)
# You are in direct violation of OCM property. and in my paddock.
fuck off.
You have twenty seconds to comply.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:15, archived)
# get
off moi land.....bloody townies.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:18, archived)
# woo!
nice one :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:17, archived)
# now
that is fucking marvelous!
(redifusion, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:18, archived)
# Isn't that Bravestarr's
horse?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:23, archived)
# Dunno
It was just called horse_rearing.jpg.

An easy guess for which google words you need to find it.

Thanks everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! priestess I remember when this was all fields, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:26, archived)
# Well, y'see
Bravestarr was this cartoon with a guy and a cybor horse so I said...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:30, archived)
# Yeah
and he soundned just like Jesse Ventura in Predator
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:32, archived)
# And I thought
that 'horse rearing' was something else entirely.
(Daveybaby, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:57, archived)
# cool
where did you find the ed-209?
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:31, archived)
# Took ages
And I can't remember now. I'm shocked how few are out there. It wasn't even the real one,
some toy or another. I can email it to you if you want it.
(I helped save b3ta! priestess I remember when this was all fields, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:37, archived)
# anybody care to take a crack?

(apackolips, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:03, archived)
# good evening
fellow spongers
(Kieren, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:59, archived)
# evening m8
but you've only been gone half an hour?
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:00, archived)
# hmmm
seemd like hours
(Kieren, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:02, archived)
# My brother simon did this
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:56, archived)
# woo
to sadsimon, if thats his REAL name....lol
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:59, archived)
# Woo and yay
He showed me that last nite. He showed me ur rabbit one too the big star wars one.
(Twisted_Becca, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:14, archived)
# Frank
Zappa?
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:02, archived)
# Cherie was the odds-on favourite
in this year's 'Skeletor's Vintage Classic'.

(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:53, archived)
# now THAT
is just excellent ;)
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:57, archived)
# That's very kind, sir.
I appreciate it : )
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:00, archived)
# it actually bears an uncanny resemblance
to that truck in the old "why the fuck am i watching this?" film Maximum Overdrive
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:04, archived)
# su
perb.

Tony Booth would be proud.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:58, archived)
# and likewise to you,
great man.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:01, archived)
# QUICK
drive over speed bumps very fast!
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:59, archived)
# Just
look at the size of that chin...
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:02, archived)
# chinny chinny bang bang
\coat.
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:03, archived)
# is that her original hairstyle?
she looks like she's going for a kd Lang
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:02, archived)
# eep!
that's the beginnings of a rather nice mohican she's got there.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:02, archived)
# Tubkid couldn't recall why he had even accepted the challenge in the first place
(alfons, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:53, archived)
# Great!
hahahahahahaha...
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:54, archived)
# hehe
if it was a race to mcdonalds my money is on tubkid.
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:01, archived)
# Don't you be so sure about that:
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:13, archived)
# that's right,
he looks like a sneaky feller
(alfons, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:17, archived)
# 1.000.000.000 $
to see what's in that blue box!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:19, archived)
# even sneakier than we thought...

(it's a hamburger...)
[edit: took me longer than I thought, this thread is already too far into the spazz...)
(alfons, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 20:39, archived)
# FUCKING IDIOT PIG
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:50, archived)
# do you think
the bb producers set themselves the task of finding somebody even more thick than the last dozy bint?
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:54, archived)
# and it looks like
they've gone and fucking succeeded. god help us all.
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:57, archived)
# screw you guys
im gonna go get high

* nsfw old osama gag removed *
(Pointy, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:48, archived)
# HAHAHAHAAAAA
HOOOOOOHOOOOOOHOOOOOO

haha haha

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
(i know it's not the done thing but it just made me laff...lots!)
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:50, archived)
# Are you Jeff? Are you Jeff? Are you Jeff in disguise??
Are you Jeff in disguise??
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:54, archived)
# one has just read ones mind
one has.
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:55, archived)
# quite alluring
a wank, i think.
(I helped save b3ta! tomdog, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 19:58, archived)

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