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dont mind me

im just passing through

nice gary glitter pic btw :)

(Kieren, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:10, archived)

Summer holiday choices

At least it's scorchio! somewhere.

(doofis, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:08, archived)

...I don't get it.

How is that funny?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:10, archived)

I'm glad you said that

I've been sat here looking for something funny in that picture for ten minutes now. I thought I was just stupid or something.

(pibakic, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:12, archived)

Look at the TV

screens in the background.....

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witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:13, archived)

(RowdsterDelux, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:16, archived)

Blimey.

I missed that completely. Goes to show, people have been posting so many "oh look at this girl, and this one, and her tits, and her bottom" nicked-off-the-web pictures, I almost didn't expect there to be a joke at all...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:17, archived)

There's that woman from The Fast Show on one of the monitors.

And there's the lady in the blue trousers...

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:14, archived)

and

sept 11th too, in another i think

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:19, archived)

scorchio from the weather report on channel 9

it's a fast show joke

that a pic of caroline ahern (the drunk comedieen)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:15, archived)

i've just

been looking at that girls arse

(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:15, archived)

we're gonna get back onto that thong thread

if we're not careful

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:16, archived)

I'd love

to get onto a thong thread...
(that almost makes sense)

(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:21, archived)

but you're right

it's still not funny.

(doofis, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:18, archived)

I'm sorry doofis.

I didn't look closely enough.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:23, archived)

proper hairy fruit

(RowdsterDelux, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:07, archived)

yeah.......

but I think "fruit with beards" is alot funnier than actual natural hairy fruits...

(Joose2001, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:10, archived)

too

I can't comend the use of beards enough

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beardman, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:12, archived)

I think you lost these...

,

t

(RowdsterDelux, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:14, archived)

that finger again...

sorry rob - I had to resurrect your minging hand just one more time...all in a good cause though, eh?

(karlos, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:07, archived)

that finger is familiar

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rob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:11, archived)

ewww...

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:18, archived)

Tomdog & Weebl

Is this the kinda thing you mean?

(Joose2001, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:02, archived)

Just typed Bearded Fruit into Google

and got this

The green grocer would have trouble bagging them up or do you have to pick your own?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:07, archived)

that hairy fruit has a use...

... Hairy Fruit #383. For the ultimate hair conditioner mash up a ripe
mango with 1 tablespoon of plain yogurt and 2 egg yolks. Blend ...
www.wisdomtips.com/Clasificacion.asp?ID=40

(RowdsterDelux, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:10, archived)

excellent

although i think somehow they'd be funnier without eyes.

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tomdog, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:14, archived)

Another Rock N Roll Christmas

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agnetha it's what Diana would have wanted, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:01, archived)

Straight outta the catalogue,

Marmotage Shanks release their new line of sanitary products.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:01, archived)

grrrrrrrreat

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:06, archived)

jesus christ.... that is so scary...

.....made me wince... and I don't even use urinals..

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Lula too poor to pay attention, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:07, archived)

I should hope not!

Frightened me, too...
I remember seeing something in a magazine a few years ago about a female urinal. Stupid idea, you still had to squat over it... in full view of eveyone else!

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:11, archived)

woo

yay. Thats all.

(pibakic, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:10, archived)

will be scard everytime I go to the pisser now.

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DontHaveAClue, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:14, archived)

do they

bite

(RowdsterDelux, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:17, archived)

All this talk of fruit...meet Mr Reggae Apple

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DontHaveAClue, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:00, archived)

??????

Abernathy, the Periwinkle Terrycloth Problem, with a Deep Blue Funk

found it while googling

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six50, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:53, archived)

bah

I'm addicted to potato-slop now thanks to you guys, and totally out of ideas :-/
fear me!

Best do some work then.
sniff

(pibakic, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:52, archived)

now

that is scary.

(GlobaModule, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:56, archived)

its the shoes

that do it

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rosey, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:57, archived)

AAAAGH!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

(Tendency, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:57, archived)

Waaaaaaggghhhhh

Shit. Don't do that.
Gonna have to view some kittens now to calm down.

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kaydup, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:58, archived)

like this

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tomdog, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:49, archived)

woo

super classy

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weebl Mashed farts, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:59, archived)

oh I see

so I was completely misinterpreting the word 'fruit' and 'beards'

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:00, archived)

That'll keep him quiet

for an hour or two

(sasquatch, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:48, archived)

look at

the little bugger, he's loving it.
Good stuff.

(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:53, archived)

Slayer rule

shame i can't be arsed to go see them at the astoria. i am skint.

(Tendency, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:59, archived)

my very first attempt at using photoshop

does this qualify for the evil bloke doing something unevil?

(RowdsterDelux, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:47, archived)

Bah me a n00b too :-(

Hey if anyone knows any good Photoshop
tutorial type websites for newbies
like myself and the above poster
please post a URL or something?
Ta

(tylrdiablos, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:56, archived)

try

http://www.tutorialsearch.com

and

http://www.tutorialhound.com

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bacon and egg roll is going to be big downunder, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:15, archived)

sorry again

I know we're supposed to be putting this down but I couldn't resist it

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thebear is thebear, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:46, archived)

has he got

a smashing orangy bit?

(RowdsterDelux, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:56, archived)

la la la la laaaaaaaaaaaa

I think this needs to be patioslopped...... I would do it but on the search for hairy fruits......

I was gonna stick a glass cock in there or a few fart sprays etc etc

(Joose2001, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:45, archived)

if you let people find their own images to mess with

you get more original jokes and images all round.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:50, archived)

it would appear

the one in the foreground has given birth to themselves

(RowdsterDelux, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:51, archived)

Alien invaders in the BB house

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:01, archived)

LOL!

I just had lucozade come out of my nose then........... but it was worth it......

god thats funny

(Joose2001, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:05, archived)

oops

someone's just followed through.

(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:07, archived)

could be a cock of much glassness but it made me laugh.

IRISH SCARECROW:

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:43, archived)

i like it

anyway!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:44, archived)

the telegraph thing

stopped working, just so you know.

(alonerdottiearebel, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:40, archived)

I have no idea what this is all about..

but whoever they are they just don't like Hewitt?

Hmmmmmm?

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Ted, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:37, archived)

it's both inexplicable and shit

woo hoo for them.

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rob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:40, archived)

My thoughts exactly.

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Ted, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:47, archived)

i don't know why

(rawx, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:34, archived)

He he...

Well I laughed anyway..... no-one has Photo shopped me before....!!

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Lula too poor to pay attention, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:42, archived)

don't

you believe it!

mwuhahahaaaa...

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:43, archived)

Ho ho ho.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:53, archived)

is there something I should know about....?

.....erm....?

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Lula too poor to pay attention, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 12:58, archived)

Just being stoopid.
I was assuming Wasps was joking...or at least you'd better hope he was.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 13:03, archived)

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