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# Hornby-gone!

/Randomness for the sake of Good Friday
(I helped save b3ta! bloojam Is back(ish) in bl3ck, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:08, archived)
# I want some!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:16, archived)
# make mine a 99

just playing with some video i took at the zoo :)
my site | gallery | t-shirts | more zoo photos
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:02, archived)
# Wow
I Like that.
(Ferrit, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:03, archived)
# Fabulous!
edit: that wallaby is the funniest thing i've ever seen
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:03, archived)
# haha infinite fish
finally the Spanish will be happy

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:03, archived)
# the spanish are always happy
they have topless beaches
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:04, archived)
# they have no sky?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:05, archived)
# telewest digital
i think
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:05, archived)
# baddum tish
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:06, archived)
# hehehe
cute
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:03, archived)
# that's superb!
He looks like he's really enjoying it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:03, archived)
# that is


edit to say i love otters they are the cutest and i love them.
(whatsinaname, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:04, archived)
# yes, yes
otters are all very well and good, but what about the meerkats hmm? hmmm?
(meercat, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:27, archived)
# .
Meerkats are otters that need floaties. Otters own all!
(I helped save b3ta! davelog, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 21:04, archived)
# and who are you to make such a challenge?
Are you an otter? I think not!
(meercat, Sat 26 Mar 2005, 18:31, archived)
# yay!
btw for those that were interested in songs about wanking that i mentioned, Britney spears has one. *goes back to the hunt*
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:05, archived)
# hahah nice!
i hear that otters prefer brains though.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:11, archived)
# Butlertron likes that a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:11, archived)
# thats my cats name!
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:12, archived)
# Your cat
is called butlertron? Weird.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:15, archived)
# Mentalist.
Neverending icecream..... mmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:16, archived)
# Mmmm,
Terry Nutkins finger flavour. Yum.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 23:58, archived)
# Houpla
.
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Sat 26 Mar 2005, 10:49, archived)
# Liff
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Ferrit, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:01, archived)
# Pictures are from this story.
story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/050322/ids_photos_sp/r1793074079.jpg

If you are wondering.
(Ferrit, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:04, archived)
# haha
she needs to lighten up and eat some "Freedom Fries"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:06, archived)
# I thought
I would have some fun with them and pay honour to Douglas as well.
(Ferrit, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:59, archived)
# You stole all my hummus
and I clame my five pilchards
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:01, archived)
# i sometimes wonder
whats in your mind
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:01, archived)
# hahahaha Top stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:02, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
*tries to breathe but can't*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!


I WANT ONE!!
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:03, archived)
# caught this again while refreshing...
*grunt* *snort* pffffttt.......BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:14, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:03, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
I WANT ONE!
Is there a Harold variation?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:14, archived)
# Sign me up for two.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:17, archived)
# goooood evening all
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(G10A9L, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:58, archived)
# evening
he's nice
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:04, archived)
# haha
nice work :)
(meercat, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:10, archived)
# good evening and good appetite to those who haven't had dinner yet
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:56, archived)
# crikey
that scares me!

good evening!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:59, archived)
# is that you?
you look nice... where`s my plane ticket ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:59, archived)
# take a ferry from portsmouth to saint malo
and i'll pick you up at st malo °)
edit : we're keeping the cash for the booze and all'
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:23, archived)
# subtle or not? I can't tell.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:55, archived)
# that is cracking!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:00, archived)
# Ho hum....
(I helped save b3ta! mxw8 Needs to learn about Time Management.... later on, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:47, archived)
# shameless repost:
stop british teen pregnancy:
(whatsinaname, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:48, archived)
# tis great that
I see that cunt at the Sport nicked that one too
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:49, archived)
# did he??
was it in his shitty rag?
ohemgee!!one!1 it's so exciting.

but he's a CNUT! oh yes
(whatsinaname, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:57, archived)
# it was on that internutter site
and anything that`s on there goes in the paper :\
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:00, archived)
# Soup and, indeed, herb.
Still you'll have to teach them not to put them on the wrong head....
(I helped save b3ta! mxw8 Needs to learn about Time Management.... later on, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:49, archived)
# or they might end up looking like the pope
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:55, archived)
# pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:58, archived)
# is the pope a chav?
i bet he supports celtic
(whatsinaname, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:01, archived)
# it was some 10yr old (or something)
who posted a picture of himself with a condom on his head and thought he looked like the pope.

He just looked malnourished and twattish, but we all had a good old laugh at him anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:03, archived)
# luke henderson
he always posts photos of himself with his top off
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:16, archived)
# if only...
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:54, archived)
# I was gonna put......
"makes you look like a twunt"... but that just doesn't hit 'em below the belt in the same way, does it?
(I helped save b3ta! mxw8 Needs to learn about Time Management.... later on, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:46, archived)
# my money`s on clogman
GO CLOGGY!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:49, archived)
# no! skinny squarehead!
go skinny squarehead you wiry bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:56, archived)
# COME ON CLOGGY YOU BASTARD!
CUNT HIM IN THE MURRAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:01, archived)
# i'll cunt YOU in the murray
GO STICKY
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:05, archived)
# dare i say it??
dare i ?









licking pussy




*sniggers*
(whatsinaname, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:49, archived)
[challenge entry] My first compo post
She'd thrown the stick once or twice too often and Alistair simply snapped.

Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(Elnicko Nearly pub O'Clock, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:36, archived)
# hah!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:41, archived)
# i found this in my boyfriend's pics folder
and i'm sure he must've got it off of b3ta but of course i don't know who did it originally. maybe we'll find out now.
(whatsinaname, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:45, archived)
# god that turns you on
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:50, archived)
# don't refer to yourself in the second person
is that right? the second person? or.. third? fourth??
i don't know.

heck, i'll go with the child-answer: stop talking about yourself, godddd!
(whatsinaname, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:59, archived)
# you`re just jealous of the voices
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:02, archived)
# fwap fwap fwap
new pants please
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:58, archived)
# heh easier than "new balls please"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh, Muffin ...
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:30, archived)
# hehe who would have thought that Richard Gere had such flashy electronics
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:44, archived)
# it's not as if he would ever have need to search for items internally
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:49, archived)
# hahaahhahaa
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 19:07, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:53, archived)
# Today I learned that my friend is pregnant!
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:26, archived)
# Congrats to her
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:27, archived)
# hey gorgeous!
www.headstaggers.prodigynet.co.uk/music/jim/nobodysfault.mp3

didn`t see you on MSN earlier
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:28, archived)
# but mine!
more drugs more drink more guitar more drum noises!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:29, archived)
# wtf?
(all:sorts - "makes alot of money", Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:31, archived)
# Jim out of EastEnders does Led Zeppelin of course!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:34, archived)
# will she be giving birth to a paintmash? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:27, archived)
# No, that's what the hospital serves for dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:28, archived)
# mmm double helpings of flood fill
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:29, archived)
# Have
you told her yet?

Woo and yay!
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:30, archived)
# Is she in a loving and ultimately lasting relationship.
Or is she just a slut?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:41, archived)
# The former. But she's more of the latter personality type.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:47, archived)
# And bald, too, I see.
HOORAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:43, archived)
# She also has a problem with hearing.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Pupppph bpppuppuuppp (spit gob) fffffpppphhh

(Smokey the Weasel, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:25, archived)
# Well I liked it.
Isa Pob!
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:41, archived)
# pearoast
(kid_77: MS-Paint wielder, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 20:05, archived)
# And having been betrayed by the the small fluffey chix for a bag of silver shekels,
the Romans mercilessly hunted down the bunny.

On the first day they crucified him, and left him on a cross to die.

On the second day he descended to hell, to be stabbed relentlessly in the arse with a red hot poker.

On the third day he rose again and ascended to heaven where he sitteth under the right wing of the lord quacker above.

This was the ultimate sacrifice for all of mankind's chocolate-eating sins, allowing us all to gorge ourselves on chocolate forever more! Hooray! God bless the easter bunny and his sacrifice!



I think I remember this story right from sunday school?
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:21, archived)
# you forgot the bit where the chix repent
and get 70% cocoa dark chocolate
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:24, archived)
# TJ:
ebaums world has a rob manuel song on it's main page today.
well now
(whatsinaname, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:24, archived)
# ooh
new group x song
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:53, archived)
# woo nice!
arse. i forgot to buy chocolate when i went food shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:39, archived)
# Bad taste....

...but I have to put up with customers saying it all the time and this is what I think of offering them!
(I helped save b3ta! mxw8 Needs to learn about Time Management.... later on, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:14, archived)
# hahahaha
you`ll not get much more special than that
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:20, archived)
# Hey! Hey! You!
SCAT!

www.b3ta.com/board/4413212
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:23, archived)
# haha I laughed at that earlier
didn`t make the connection with the username... how come you`re not boy_t any more? are you offically a man? :p
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:30, archived)
# I'm not looking forward to getting laid off, my boss is dyslexic...

More Tattooist humour.
(I helped save b3ta! mxw8 Needs to learn about Time Management.... later on, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:33, archived)
# Just something I've been working on
i have a few tweaks that i want to do to it still (no, not the nipples) but i figured i'd let it be seen anyway

drawn 100% from scratch in photoshop with the tablet
[edit:] bollocks, the one leg looks strange, i will fix it later
edit 2:] leg is fixed, as are a couple other details, still not finished yet though
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:10, archived)
# oo that's great!
edit: yeah her left leg appears to be broken :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:12, archived)
# Oooooh. Supple!
Me likey lots! Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:13, archived)
# nsfw, methinks
(1, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:13, archived)
# it's not a photo
it's art, and nothing sexual about a nude faceless woman sitting cross-legged
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:14, archived)
# Is it?
its lovely
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:16, archived)
# fight! fight! fight! fight!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:20, archived)
# They
could be man-boobs?
(Woody999, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:25, archived)
# oh you`d like that wouldn`t you
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:27, archived)
# BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:13, archived)
# and, of course, I read that as
"Just something I've been wanking on"
(I helped save b3ta! thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Looby Loo had to get a job to support her BASTARD kids

(Smokey the Weasel, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:05, archived)
# Woupla!
Good use of Ronald McDonald there too!
(Vega31, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:43, archived)

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