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The Eye-talian Job

It's bad pun heaven in here.

(Redbull_(UK) pfffft, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 5:15, archived)

Trigger Happy TV - (Song: What do You Want From Me)

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 4:31, archived)

I know its bad, i know its wrong

but its actualy quite funny

(soulstorm, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 4:40, archived)

that are also

my thoughts

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 4:43, archived)

what about

a B3TA interview with Dom or Sam?

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 4:56, archived)

Yeah!

I want a B3ta interview with Dom Joly! Trigger Happy was great :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 5:33, archived)

Adding

my vote to this thread...

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helmetcream, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 7:30, archived)

Yaa! Woo!

b3ta interview with dom jolly

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 8:02, archived)

Lovely geek story about

recovering a stolen iMac using
Timbuktu, AppleScript and HexEdit.

woo clicky

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chthonic, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 4:25, archived)

Hmm, that story is pretty high

up the blogdex index - and I got sent it by my Dad.
Good to see Bungie's Pimps at Sea page finally getting some traffic -
they made it at the time they got bought by Microsoft I seem to
remember, not that it has anything to do with that of course...

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chthonic, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 4:30, archived)

The original thread for

the applescript i-mac story
(for the completist)
woo clicky2

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chthonic, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 4:45, archived)

Microsoft's Guide

How To Read The Fucking Manual

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 3:32, archived)

"I remember Paris perfectly. The Germans wore grey, you wore blue"

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AndyK, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 3:17, archived)

got a photo of you

from when you were round my house. Do you want me to email it to you?

(Nacho, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 3:37, archived)

oooh.

scary...
Erm, yes... Why not send it over :)
ta....

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AndyK, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 3:57, archived)

isn't that what

the theakston blackmailers said??

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 3:59, archived)

hey, cheeky monkey

less of that! It's a good photo with a slight facial, didn't know if you wanted it plastered on the board though, so I thought I'd ask.

(Nacho, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 4:07, archived)

Post it!

It can be next weeks challenge!!

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flibz, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 4:41, archived)

Much too early on Monday for this

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AndyK, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 2:57, archived)

That is

nasty

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flibz, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 2:58, archived)

wargh

indeed way too early on a monday. don't you know it's cruel to make people think at this time?

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the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 5:09, archived)

And now

it's just too late

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pabulum, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 9:03, archived)

Who wants some...

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flibz, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 2:51, archived)

mmm lovely

jelly treats - one for me please!! : D

(scabby dog, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 6:47, archived)

i can see what you're thinking

(roboto, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 2:39, archived)

so can Bushwick Bill

(roboto, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 2:43, archived)

Furtively, he travels across the i-see wasteland...

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flibz, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 2:38, archived)

Surprised that no-one had thought of this before...

I know it's an external link, but Angelfire are bastards... Working on getting some decent webspace....
Anyway, what you want is right here...

If anyone could possibly copy the image to some decent webspace (or just direct me to some) I'd be muchly grateful..

Ta

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 19:49, archived)

More from the bubba teeth site..

not photoshopped, just coo..

(Kimbo, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 19:47, archived)

Eye Candy?!?

http://smacbroon.netfirms.com/broon/eyecandy.gif
Sorry had to be done.....

(Broon, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 18:22, archived)

Oops

(Broon, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 18:25, archived)

atomic eyes?

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raver, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 18:08, archived)

Gorgeous!!!!

(TuffPirat, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 17:47, archived)

class!

too good to let go uncommented.

(Nacho, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 3:47, archived)

concur.

(que, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 8:04, archived)

Somebody Please

post the original Furtive Polar Bear pic or link to same. Please.

(Polar Bear Lover, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 17:32, archived)

andyk has it somewhere ummm...

its around here somewhere i swear...

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pep, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 18:37, archived)

here ya go

(liquidy, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 18:56, archived)

Or the furtive construction kit photoshop file

is here for maximum convenience (~866K)

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 3:30, archived)

Geeez

Ferkin Blueyonder decided to spend all afternoon having a tantrum and not letting me connect to b3ta.com or #B3ta! (or anything else at all)- What IS the world coming to?????

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E.S.Blofeld, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 17:22, archived)

is it

coming to Auchtermuchty at all? Cos I'd really like to see it. Yeah.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 17:27, archived)

It might just be.

You never know your luck.
I have another rant: What is it about the simple concept of the roundabout that so many drivers in London find so hard to grasp?

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E.S.Blofeld, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 17:43, archived)

Try being

in Ireland... All ISPs are run by poitín swilling potato-mountain madmen. There is NO broadband to speak of. It all sucks donkey placenta... Learn about the plight of the Paddys here.

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helmetcream, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 4:26, archived)

I don't know why.

I just thought the mad psychedelic Daniels cum Mullholland Dwarf needed T.Rex. I Love to Boogie

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 16:36, archived)

I think Gav has somthing to say about that...

Paul Daniels bah...

Ello bob ;-)

(SMac, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 16:50, archived)

Hi Smac

That truly is a silky drawing. But I'm afraid my computer is now fitted with a smell card and I have now fainted. Can it be true? Can a human digit really smell that foul? Questions will be asked in the House. I can assure you of that. Now, bad boy, dirty boy, get to bed.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 17:34, archived)

I also have no idea about this...

But it's obviously something to be avoided...

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 16:32, archived)

is it

I Can't let Maggie Go? Or is it possibly something else entirely? Life's funny like that you know.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 16:40, archived)

Are they donuts?

?????????

(Tuna, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 16:52, archived)

I have no Idea

what this means, can you help ?

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Analogue Warthog, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 16:08, archived)

This means

1) Newky Brown is suitable for helicopter children.
2) An Armadillo worshipper's warship will shoot the Queen muvva at an eyeball alien.
3)Said muvva ain't got long to go...
It's like Catchphrase! Say what you see!

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helmetcream, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 16:24, archived)

Nope... but it's magic.

I especially like the baby with the beer and propeller.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 16:27, archived)

can't you see?

we are powerless in the face of the Hitler condom bomb nookie swilling helicoptered baby cult. Not even our armoured Armadillos can save us now. Run for your lives. And take your cosiest cardigans for God's sake. Think of the children!!!!

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 16:28, archived)

I'm sorry..

did I say aramadillo? Of course I meant Aardvaark. What do you take me for? A fool. Goddamn you, I was classifying animals before you were born. And I didn't need a dictionary then, either, fool.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 16:32, archived)

You

tell 'em

(wallacet, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 16:49, archived)

I too

meant aardvark as apposed to armadillo... Honest.

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helmetcream, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 17:02, archived)

Maan, I think You've

Got it, (apart from the obvious Armadillo/Aardvark thing.

God save the Cheese (the big one - without the holes)

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Analogue Warthog, Sun 27 Jan 2002, 17:11, archived)

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