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# Flash Animator wanted
I am shit at flash, so I could someone do this for me? I want a flash animation for the first page of google whacking. It should be something like this...

When loaded, it looks just like the google logo, but then some sort of violent activity occurs(to represent the whacking) resulting in a lot of smoke/dust which clears to reveal "google whack".

Both the images for google and whack are available on my site. So could someone with nothing better to do animate this for me? I know B3ta is the only place where people have the talent and the imagination to do this.
(Lazarus, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 8:07, archived)
# but but but
intro screens are pure evil.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 8:28, archived)
# in this case
it is a necessary evil
(Lazarus, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 8:31, archived)
# why
?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 8:37, archived)
# because
I am planning to expand my site. eventually.
(Lazarus, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 8:45, archived)
# heh
(twelveways, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 7:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Aye aye..
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 7:43, archived)
# excellent
woo. and also, indeed, waa.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 28 Jan 2002, 7:50, archived)
# waa?
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 7:51, archived)
# Oui
woo pour waa
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 28 Jan 2002, 7:54, archived)
# surely
woo to be waa?
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 7:55, archived)
# to the tune of "doe a deer"
woo, a waa, a wee woo waa,
waa, a wee woo waa woo wee,
wee, a woo, a waa wee woo,
woo, a waa waa woo waa wee,
wee, woo waa wee woo wee waa,
waa, woo wee woo wee waa woo
woo, wee wee waa woo waa wee,
and that brings us back to WOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 28 Jan 2002, 8:02, archived)
# Bravo
clapclapclapclapclap
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 8:07, archived)
# well done
I now have that tune going around in my head.. And only a lobotomy can get it out..
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 9:38, archived)
# that's better
i'd accidentally missed out one of the poor chap's arms. all fixed now.
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 8:31, archived)
# Was that taken in
the Eyelands?
(wallacet, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 8:42, archived)
# I want to Link
a certain part of the messageboard. Is this possible?
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 7:41, archived)
# you can link to root messages with replies
but not individual replies. look at the link for the 'reply' link to and use the number to encode a URL like www.b3ta.com/board/1/8/8/3/7/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 7:56, archived)
# thx (i think this is something for the FAQ)
New Interview?: www.b3ta.com/board/1/8/7/8/3/
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 8:03, archived)
# Are you watching? Are you watching? Are you watching Crab Bloke?




and

(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 7:38, archived)
# this board uses standard HTML
& not UBB code.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 7:42, archived)
# Yeah I got confused.
I usually preview messages but it's Monday ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 7:45, archived)
# hooray!
those guys at the top don't stand a chance. Viva giant battle crabs of doom. hoorah!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 28 Jan 2002, 7:51, archived)
# Apologies for the pun
It's a Corr-nea.

(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 7:33, archived)
# Woo yeah!
fantastic site.
Laugh at Johnny Foreigner on www.engrish.com
(twelveways, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 7:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Hmm. Summat to do with
cat's eye.

(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 7:32, archived)
# Pure Evil
(twelveways, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 7:29, archived)
# Not true
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 7:43, archived)
# Wrong again...
(Anonymous Coward, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 8:09, archived)
# I NEED HELP!!!
I don't think I knew what I was letting myself in for. After opening the google whack page, I have been over whelmed by entries, and my mail box is already spilling over. I had 30 this morning, and since then have had new entries every minuite. all day! Aghhhh!!! What can I do?!!

I guess what I really need is some help. Perhaps I should set up a neutral hotmail account of something like that. Then someone could sort through all the entries, and only send me the valid ones (half of them are invalid anyway :o/ ) Would anyone be willing to help me? I can't pay you or anything, but you will be proud to part of something so big, on the internet. Any offers?
(Lazarus, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 7:09, archived)
# Couldn't you
have just set up a script which held the submission info on the server and updated the scores info automatically...? I couldn't but I'm sure some clever sod here could point you in the right direction...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 7:20, archived)
# If they could I would love them forever
but could a script automatically check the validility of the google whack, and calculate the score? If some genious out there wants to do me a favour then I would be forever in their service :o)
(Lazarus, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 7:33, archived)
# You could use
one of Bravenet's guestbooks/forums for accepting entries, filtering out the best ones for inclusion in the hiscores...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 10:47, archived)
# That would be possible
but how would you sort out the bogus entries?
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 7:34, archived)
# i believe
you probably have the first successful .tk site.

congratulations
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 7:44, archived)
[challenge entry] it may have already been done
but hay

pop eye-dols



.
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 6:59, archived)
# Remember:
Neil Hamilton is innocent! - Honest...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 6:53, archived)
# I'm trying, I really am...
I'm trying to get this webhost thing going, but the hamster isn't running fast enough....
that's right, that's right, that's right, we love your t-EYE-ger life....
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 6:23, archived)
# Hoorah!!
It only goes and works. Right, now to burn some bridges with Angelfire...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 6:24, archived)
# That's neat....
you know the rest...
(Man In A Suitcase, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 6:38, archived)
# Aah, Mr Vulga
you're a Brighton boy intcha?
Whassya boozer?
(Nacho, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 6:45, archived)
# Mr Nacho... you know, isn't it, are'nt they, marvellous.
I'm afraid it's the home boozer at the moment until I get paid on Thursday!! :-)
Normally it's something like the Hobgoblin on London Road tho.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 6:47, archived)
# my mate
used to spin choons in there on a Sunday.
He's now in the Fish Bowl, so we're his groupies there now.
And doesn't it isn't mmm. small boys jumpers for goalposts.
(Nacho, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 6:51, archived)
# Let me guess who that was...
Monkey Boy??? Or if I've got it totally wrong then I've got it totally wrong... Go there on a Sunday? Pure madness in a glass, surely the "tourists" are in there on a Sunday..
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 7:05, archived)
# Do I know you?!!!
No, Del Gazeebo.
But there was a Monkey Boy II in there on Friday night - not the original Monkey Boy, but Dave the Orange Monkey.
(Nacho, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 7:15, archived)
# Don't think ya do
Unless you work in the big blue and white building on Edward Street.. I never seem to leave.
I should really get on with some work at some stage, but it's so quiet I don't think I'll bother.. nadgers to it... I also DJ (although the last time I played out was in 1999!) at home mainly, as it's drum + bass sort of stuff, but some jazzy things going on there.... I must be bored...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 7:49, archived)
# Trigger Happy Flash
http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/comedy/microsites/T/triggerhappytv/dogs_wrapper.html
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 5:45, archived)
# He's good at it that dog!
Not beaten him yet.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 6:55, archived)
# ah-ha
o young grasshopper,
you must be calm of mind and zen
to beat the brown dog
(nic*, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 8:31, archived)
# kill your friends game
what is the music in this game called ?.. it goes like this "fucking fucking fucking fucker, fucking fucking fucking fucker" and is really great...

wheres this sample from ?
(prune, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 5:45, archived)
# it's a sample of me
I wrote the song in 97, and found a use for it in 2001.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 5:47, archived)
# its
a love song right?
(Man In A Suitcase, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 6:03, archived)
# cool
where did people get this email from
(neil walton, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 6:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Spot the pop bloke...
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 5:43, archived)
# wahey! Got it.
Eagle Eye Cherry
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 6:10, archived)
# erotic beatles fiction
http://lovelyrita_1967.tripod.com/slash.html
Weird. Maybe we can contribute to their rather light picture gallery?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 5:35, archived)
# Maybe we should
encourage them to write erotic stories about other insects, too? There are so many to choose from, it seems a shame to limit yourself to Beatles...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 5:39, archived)
# "Oooh.."
said the earwig, "harder... yes... thats the spot... adjust flaps for final approach... oooh myyyy gooood!"
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 5:41, archived)
# Or there's always the
classic tale...
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 5:32, archived)
# Audition for Hear'Say
an open audition for the role will be held in Brixton, London, on Sunday 3 February [BBC story]
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 5:31, archived)
# Prepare
the Penguin bombers!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 5:32, archived)
# hear'say auditions
fat blokes and single mothers need not apply.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 5:38, archived)
# fat blokes etc.
Oh, I love this - from the Hear'Say shite:

FIRST KNOCKOUT WILL BE A VISUAL SELECTION SO THEREFORE NOT ALL OF YOU WILL HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO SING
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 7:46, archived)
# Someone
should go along with a paper bag over their head with a picture of the ex-member sellotaped to the front.

Dunno why. They just should.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 8:06, archived)
# Maybe
we should put together an all furtive polarbear band and call it "Bear'Say"?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 28 Jan 2002, 6:15, archived)

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