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# More madness!
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(|insertnickhere|, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 9:58, archived)
# Hmm
I actually quite like this one \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 9:59, archived)
# thats pretty
might be a nice wallpaper
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:00, archived)
[challenge entry] 13Amp 3 Pin butt plug

It was always destined to fail, there being very few 13Amp 3 hole butts.
(acute_angina, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 9:55, archived)
# Shame they never got around to the European release
Now that had potential
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 9:56, archived)
# p
f
f
t
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sun 19 Mar 2006, 9:56, archived)
# reposting in a new thread
AND compoing it again?

for shame!!
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 9:59, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
And after I said how nice it was last time. I'd retract my click if I could you pearoasting whore.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:28, archived)
# wow
harsh, but true
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:34, archived)
# you tell him!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:04, archived)
# Oh no Domo...!
(I helped save b3ta! nOfrOm, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 9:47, archived)
# ha ha
the wiggly eyes made me giggle.
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sun 19 Mar 2006, 9:48, archived)
# in holland they're called "kroketten"
you can get them out of the wall!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 9:49, archived)
# Like condoms?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 9:49, archived)
# yes.
you can eat them too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 9:51, archived)
# Hahah
Just like then
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 9:57, archived)
# Nice
Citroen in the back ground ;)
(Jelly suprize Has been trying to find the exit since, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:32, archived)
# yAy!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 9:57, archived)
# ooo fancy!
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sun 19 Mar 2006, 9:57, archived)
# that
am wicked
(I helped save b3ta! Box of Rabbits, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:30, archived)
# not sure
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(|insertnickhere|, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 9:47, archived)
# ris?
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sun 19 Mar 2006, 9:47, archived)
# Seams straight-forward to me...
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 9:49, archived)
# seams i'm missing the meaning
if indeed there is one.

Looks like a blurry plug hole
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sun 19 Mar 2006, 9:56, archived)
# I'm seeing blurry walls
(flat image warped around)

...no, i don't get it either
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 9:58, archived)
# maybe it's "Art"

i'm glad i'm not the only one
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:01, archived)
# neither am i
.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 9:48, archived)
# umm its abstract art!
Yeaaaaah thats it....
(|insertnickhere|, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 9:58, archived)
# Time Tunnel with a Nazi and a Dwarf?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:02, archived)
# Quiet!


Did have a few beers last night.
(JoeB aka Joe Noir, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 9:28, archived)
#
oh jesus what were you eating last night
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 9:29, archived)
# Hahah!
I love how it looks like you answered your own question with your sig
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 9:29, archived)
# hihi
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 9:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Buy one now!
(JoeB aka Joe Noir, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 9:24, archived)
# *declines offer*
/mind already liquid
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 9:27, archived)
# does it come
with a 'bleach' setting? if so, then it'll be perfect for attacks of teh goatse...
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 9:30, archived)
# Ning!
Hefflump says: "Come on! Wake up! Don't laze about, you slugabeds! Exercise! ONE-two! ONE-two! ONE-two!"

Obey Hefflump! OBEY!!!

Jump with Hefflump!
(dungeoneer, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 9:18, archived)
# he's making me want to go back to bed
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 9:19, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 9:22, archived)
#
^that
(|insertnickhere|, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 9:23, archived)
# t'other
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 9:24, archived)
# *loads rifle*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 9:23, archived)
# *hands RPG*
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sun 19 Mar 2006, 9:37, archived)
# mornin


Mr. Tea? Pity the brew
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 9:16, archived)
# is that a spice girls mug?
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 9:17, archived)
# no
that would be an A team mug
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 9:18, archived)
# but there's pink stuff on it!
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 9:21, archived)
# that's just bloody semen
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 9:22, archived)
# oh
good...
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 9:23, archived)
# Morning!
Foo! Don't mess with ma tea!

(woo!)
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 9:24, archived)
# is
there anyone else that thinks he looks like a cardinal in this pic?
"i ain't givin' no confessional, fool!"
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 9:31, archived)
# Cardinal?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 9:41, archived)
# ...
groan...
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:02, archived)
# Insert coins
(I helped save b3ta! nOfrOm, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 8:58, archived)
# *inserts*
*gets stuck*
*screams for help*

(YAY for pic!)
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 9:10, archived)
# Hahaha, yes!
*inserts coin*


*awaits evil*

(Woo!)
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 9:24, archived)
#


*edit - inspired by boxofrabbits post below : )
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 8:56, archived)
# .
Oh come on....
(ChronosX, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 9:12, archived)
# NSFW NSFW NSFW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COME ON MODS, DO YOUR JOB AND BAN THIS FOUL MOUTHED YOBBO.

hE SAID THE "B" WORD

THAT WILL DAMAGE THE FRAIL BRITISH SENSIBILITIES !!!!!!!!!!
(goober, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 9:35, archived)
# S'alright
Most of us fainted from the shock a while ago

On a completely unrelated point, anyone want to buy a wallet? lucky dip...
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 9:41, archived)
# How much money is in it?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 9:45, archived)
# Depends which one you pick!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 9:46, archived)
# *picks nose*
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 9:47, archived)
# Drunk as hell now so here's somethin from earlier in a more sober state ...
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 8:25, archived)
# I want a pet
that looks just like this one, I'd call it Mimsy
(lunus loves tizer, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 8:54, archived)
# He's yours!
*sells for a beer*
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 9:23, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwww
That´s soooo cute. Have a cake.
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 9:40, archived)
# Never keep a zombie as a pet.
Heads will roll, arf arf arf

Previously.
And some other previouslies.
(dungeoneer, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 7:21, archived)
# Silly zombie
bones are not solid.

I can't sleep due to too much charlie. Everyone else asleep. Bah! Wish I'd gone to Blackpool.

Surely Leningrad or Syncubus are around for perversion?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 7:36, archived)
# i imagine
they are like rats emerging from the b3ta sewers
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 7:45, archived)
# Not me.
I'm sleeping.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 19 Mar 2006, 7:58, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 8:43, archived)
# Isn't Syncubus the guy who posted his cock on the internet?

I was looking all over for that last week, I can't find it anymore
(Snow Joke, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 8:57, archived)
# Did you try google image-searching my name
by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 19 Mar 2006, 9:07, archived)
# Like this http://images.google.com/images?q=syncubus ?
Yeah. Thank you Syncubus

You have a really nice cock dude
(Snow Joke, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 9:14, archived)
# Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 19 Mar 2006, 9:18, archived)
# why oh why
did i look at that?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 9:34, archived)
# You like 'really nice cock'?


Dude
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 9:38, archived)
# What about me, I'm sometimes awake now?
but not today, I'm asleep . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 8:02, archived)
# I'm awake
God I wish I wasn't.
(I helped save b3ta! alienheat, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 8:04, archived)
# Hello Dave
how's tricks?

/thank you all. I love you. Goodnight.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 8:45, archived)
# More features for fish, please.
(Terra, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 7:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! nOfrOm, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 9:01, archived)
# Agreed
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:15, archived)
# They couldn't
understand why the new promotional film wasn't brining in as
many tourists as they'd expected.

(joke may only work on Australians)
(I helped save b3ta! Box of Rabbits, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 6:13, archived)
# What are
Australians ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 6:57, archived)
# i dont get it
(riedacher_bertram, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 6:58, archived)
# I read the news and I still don't get the joke.
I don't watch movies though.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 7:21, archived)
# i felt i had to justify having a DA account



jim morrison+mutant baby= war heroes.
(joeyramoney oily yellow discharge, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 5:52, archived)
# It'd
be nicer if it was a little bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Box of Rabbits, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 6:03, archived)
# it'd
be nicer if your weiner was a little bigger.
(joeyramoney oily yellow discharge, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 6:51, archived)
# steady there
old boy
(I helped save b3ta! Box of Rabbits, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 6:52, archived)
# Any liverpool fans here?
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You're not squealing,
you're not squealing,
you're not squealing anymoooooore...
you're not squealing anymore.

lol
(Jack Rarebit ...We like chillies, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 3:48, archived)
# nope
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 3:57, archived)
# I don't get it.
I don't like "lol".


Have a Jaques!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 19 Mar 2006, 4:09, archived)
# Nice jaques
it's wayne rooney, always thought he looked a bit pig-like, even beforehand.
(Jack Rarebit ...We like chillies, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 4:16, archived)
# Rooney IS the national saviour, but Jaques would win all of our Eurovisions.....

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 19 Mar 2006, 4:18, archived)
# ad in "Loot", early '40s
"for sale - large quantity of french small arms, never fired, some superficial damage where dropped"
(Jack Rarebit ...We like chillies, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 4:20, archived)
# Arf!
You shouldn't tell these jokes... You should incorporate them into pictures!


I'm off.. G'Night you cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 19 Mar 2006, 4:23, archived)
# mmm. pork.
I had some wonderful barbecued ribs today for lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 4:11, archived)
# wahey, my first vector
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what a productive weekend, my first vector (of my better half) and my first animation (not of my better half)!
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(I helped save b3ta! eclecticshock, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 3:07, archived)
# ARGH!
GINGER! KILL IT!
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 3:11, archived)
# she's not ginger,
she has dreadlocks dyed red, the sexyist thing ever!
(I helped save b3ta! eclecticshock, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 3:16, archived)
# how does she smell?
-x-
(A11Y Born Tue 29 Aug 1978, Died, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 3:14, archived)
# like sugar and spice
and all things nice,
except when she gets back from work, in which case like pubs...

Well in all honesty using her nose... which I have excluded in this case because i don't know how to effectively vectorizeamate a nose
(I helped save b3ta! eclecticshock, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 3:16, archived)
# AWFUL!
Lol, lol. Tell me again!
(basstard, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 5:22, archived)
# 99
(CHOPCHOP, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 2:56, archived)

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