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# hmm... somethings not quite right....
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Thu 27 Apr 2006, 1:12, archived)
# woo
lovely work
and goodnight!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 1:13, archived)
#


www.nevillesgarden.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 1:07, archived)
# that rocks
in a bizarre way
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 1:09, archived)
# Haha winner!
Nighty night all!
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Thu 27 Apr 2006, 1:11, archived)
# You are the funniest person on b3ta.
If you posted these during the day the daytime mutual masturbation incrowd would have a constant cycle of your work as FP's.



*Bows*
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 27 Apr 2006, 1:14, archived)
# This is true.
We want more ham based world domination schemes.
(Pho3nixius, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 3:39, archived)
# Ha!
Oh yes.

Thank you Neviile. First time on b3ta for ages, and I am greeted by your wonderful creations.
(I helped save b3ta! alcuin, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 1:39, archived)
[challenge entry] The Power of Luuuurve
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 1:05, archived)
# is
a curious thing
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 1:05, archived)
# make one man cry
and another rape goats
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 1:06, archived)
# hmm
tasty nutritious goats

full of succulent goat fluid
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 1:08, archived)
# yay!
that could not be more adorable!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 1:06, archived)
# haha! brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 1:08, archived)
# this is the lulliest!
in other news: it's my birthday! it's my birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 1:30, archived)
# happy birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 1:39, archived)
#
Woo!

Have a hippity hoppity bidet!

edit: Ha, I seem to have missed all the smurfdom in your profile! Aceness.
(I helped save b3ta! alcuin, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 1:41, archived)
# It's my birthday too!
Hurrah for April 27th!
(I helped save b3ta! Tone Depear fucking rocks, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 1:58, archived)
# aww.
how nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 2:41, archived)
# a force from abo-ove
healing my soul?
(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 3:12, archived)
# i really really really like this :D
can i send it to my mrs in japan? :)

and your '30 seconds of penguin joy' is pure joyousness indeed! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D live near edinburgh zoo myself, and love the little buggers!
(I helped save b3ta! Shiodome has realised numbers in names aren't cool., Thu 27 Apr 2006, 3:25, archived)
# stupidly late reply
but cheers all, and please do send it to the missus!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 14:49, archived)
# Ken Livingstone`s new anti-pigeon measures


(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:51, archived)
# aww
poor pigeon
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:52, archived)
# Fuck 'em
Stinking disease ridden tree rats !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:53, archived)
# Squirrels
is tree rats.

Pigeons is sky rats.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 1:36, archived)
# hehehe
poor pigeon
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 1:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Ask any Iraqi


Or Ogoni
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:48, archived)
# Hmmmmmmm !
I just wonder whether it's because they know the oil is going to run out FUCKING SOON has anything to do with Iran's urgency to develop nuclear power stations ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:52, archived)
#
run out be stolen by foreigners
power stations weapons
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:54, archived)
# Hey !
Our government is sneakily trying to get us to build shitloads of nuclear power stations before the lights go out -
Put yourself for one minute somewhere that only lives in the 21st century because it's got oil. WTF do you do when it runs out ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:59, archived)
# Stick a fucking windmill on the roof
Downsize your energy footprint and shop local

for a start!
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 1:01, archived)
# Bin done?


...My Gallery...
(I helped save b3ta! Koocha My Gallery is full of fun stuff, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:46, archived)
# by Bob Odour no less
but great all the same! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:47, archived)
# good!
good!
(I helped save b3ta! Shiodome has realised numbers in names aren't cool., Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:49, archived)
# Would be too far...
much before the end.

Love the movie.

Have a Woo!
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:50, archived)
# Bless you
for your woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Koocha My Gallery is full of fun stuff, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:51, archived)
# Now don't go bein'
all religious on me...
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:55, archived)
# Me? Religious?
Only when my shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert.
(I helped save b3ta! Koocha My Gallery is full of fun stuff, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:57, archived)
# * snifs...
not yet...
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:59, archived)
# maybe
but this is fab!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:51, archived)
# hahaha!
i believe so, but that still made me giggle :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 1:09, archived)
# This rocks
Eat some houpla pie
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 1:56, archived)
[challenge entry] What we need is...


It will save us all!
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:24, archived)
# BIGGER!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:25, archived)
# It already has.
DIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEE!
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:25, archived)
# And thanks to Brian's energy
"GORDON'S ALIVE!!!"
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:26, archived)
# Thank Heavens
for Gordon!
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:27, archived)
# Thank God
For Brian
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:28, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhhhh
Blessed Be.
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:29, archived)
# Mr.
Blessed, B.
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:30, archived)
# EEEEENOUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHH
OFFFFFFF THIIIIIIIIS SIIIIIIIIILINEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

AYYYYYE AMMMMM OFFFF TO BEEEEEEDDDDDDDD!

Nighty, b3ta,
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:32, archived)
# BLESSEDES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mechamatsimpsk, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:30, archived)
# Haha,
I likes *claps*
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:31, archived)
# hmmm
clap from that? I'm not surprised!
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:33, archived)
# I thought
you were of to bed...
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:34, archived)
# I was
but I really am now.
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:43, archived)
# Then you sir,
Are a liar, my respect for you has almost dropped slightly.
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 12:14, archived)
# i hated that guy
giving comedy terrorism a bad name

when Chris Morris worked so hard to make the genre respectable.

Boo to you, palace-invading sir!
(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 3:15, archived)
# And
we have ourselves a winner!
(schrumpfen, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 17:56, archived)
[challenge entry] My wife wouldn't like this...


Edit: More politically correct
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:23, archived)
# No,
No she wouldn't...
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:24, archived)
# Sorry i had to get this out my brain
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:19, archived)
# Weee!
Repost frenzy:

(I helped save b3ta! mechamatsimpsk, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:32, archived)
# haha
haven`t seen those two in aaaages
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:38, archived)
# .
(|, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:17, archived)
# Mummy!
When did your hair grow back?
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:18, archived)
# poor kate bush
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:21, archived)
# Looks more like
Marc Almond
to me !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:55, archived)
# you`ve got a point there!
..and destroyed all my kate bush fantasies at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:58, archived)
# Sorry !
I'd still do Kate Bush though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 1:01, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:22, archived)
# Haha!!
*knows someone who actually looks like that*
(Phantasmagoria might do that and never come back, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:41, archived)
[challenge entry] I have a modest proposal...

and it involves the Irish.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:11, archived)
# I'm sorry
Ii'm not sure this board is ready for your 19th century politically satirical inventions
Tho, woo to you for the reference

The landlords are of course entitled to first choice on the children, seeing as they have already so consumed the parents (or words to that effect)

But how could your machine leave the skins in tact to be made into various items of high-class clothing?
(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 3:19, archived)
# Most pointed, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! alienheat, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 8:13, archived)
[challenge entry] We've always had a plan!
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:10, archived)
# huzzah!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:11, archived)
# C'est
le Petomaine, ne c'est pas?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:18, archived)
# Errrr...
Oui...
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:22, archived)
# ....

im watching u
(I helped save b3ta! Balloonhead, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:10, archived)
# That's VERY good.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:11, archived)
# nice eye
movement.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:11, archived)
# ooooh!
i like that muchos lots! i thought, thats just an eye.... a grey eye. and then it blinked at me and scared the bejesus out of me i like that!
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:14, archived)
# ta very muchly
it actually scared before...
(I helped save b3ta! Balloonhead, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:23, archived)
# you are a channel 4 designer
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:19, archived)
# i wish well sorta
actually a student who could do with using his time more wisely... ah well
(I helped save b3ta! Balloonhead, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:22, archived)
# well please look the other way
i need to change for bed
(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 3:21, archived)
[challenge entry] electricity from wanking baboons


(discodaz *generic witty comment*, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:09, archived)
# hahahaha!
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:21, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:39, archived)
[challenge entry] I Feel That phone companies should help...
I'm sure they damage the environment somehow.
(Ian_Ex_Machina Has nothing better to do, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Powering up
Stick a wheelchair bound dude on a treadmill and what do you get? a constant source of power for all time.

Please satan dont let me go to hell.

(nirm, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:07, archived)
#
Hehe

Well, I like this even if no one else does.

:p

Nearly got run down by the man in Cambridge a few times...
(I helped save b3ta! alcuin, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:44, archived)
# It must have been done?




I am having a dry time for ideas so I just knocked this up for the n00bs (not that I have been here long tbh.)
(I helped save b3ta! Weasel13, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:06, archived)
# ho ho dick joke.


deviantart
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:05, archived)
# oh noes!
he's made a prick out of himself!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 1:05, archived)
# wellys
wellys
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:04, archived)
# haha !
nice..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:05, archived)
# Damn you! I'm trying to go to bed!
Stop posting fantastic and amusing stuff!
Edit: And now I really am gone. Goodnight!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:05, archived)
# awww.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:10, archived)
# Doesn't he look the natty one!
(I helped save b3ta! mechamatsimpsk, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:17, archived)
# aw lovely

.. you big soppy gayer
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:22, archived)

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