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Click piccy for 192k gif

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:52, archived)

i like that

i like that lots
don't see why you couldn't get it down below 192k though. sorry about the tags, my first bad, although it doesn't make a difference in lovely opera

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bananaman, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:54, archived)

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helmetcream, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:55, archived)

Tags!

Oooops.

Hope that little bug gets fixed soon.

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Craymen, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:55, archived)

<a href="http://www.what" target="_blank">www.what</a>

bug?

(minoltion, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:03, archived)

That's not a bug -

the old board was changed a coupla months ago to disallow HTML in the subject too...

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helmetcream, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:09, archived)

you can always just fix the tags yourself

if someone leaves one open

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:12, archived)

Like

wot I done.

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helmetcream, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:14, archived)

mee

too.

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Craymen, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:15, archived)

or put in some insurance

and leave the odd closing tag here and there at random

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:19, archived)

for a while there

i ended every post with each of the closing tags, just in case. was that going too far? i don't think so.

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freshlegs, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:28, archived)

nah, yer ok....

bw2b ain't about :)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:35, archived)

i use opera

most of the time, anyway, which seems to take care of it.
oops - got smug about opera again!

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freshlegs, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:39, archived)

bloody opera buffs

think they're all high and mighty with their bleeding fancy arias and graces.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:42, archived)

Shit

I keep forgeting I have opera on here.

It's a good browser. I should use it more often.

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Craymen, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:42, archived)

opera's the only

thing I use on me mac, apart from when it acts up and I'm forced (with one arm up me back) to use fuckin' Exploder for Mac, which is funnily enough the only thing to crash the machine.....

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:49, archived)

Sounds good.

tell nobody.

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helmetcream, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:29, archived)

haha

nice!
bet if you made it 180 pixels wide it would be 100K-ish and still look okay...

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rogan, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:54, archived)

I tried

but the quality shot way down and you couldn't read the writing clear enough......so I thought keep it legible and fuck the size.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:56, archived)

much to learn

still you have ;)

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rogan, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:01, archived)

haha

that is sooooo true. I'm really quite new to the world of gifs.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:05, archived)

but you know

small dimensions
few colours
no dither
?

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rogan, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:07, archived)

I know nothing

*said in the style of manuel from Fawlty towers*

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:08, archived)

well

you can always ask.
I'm being distracted by poison ivy 2 now...

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rogan, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:15, archived)

Channel 5

yeah, worth a squizz.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:18, archived)

please let me explain

before one of us dies......

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:36, archived)

rogan

it seems that our hosting people are lurkers and bandwidth stealers. clicky. they do like your site though

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bananaman, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:59, archived)

hahaha

I should ask for a rebate! ;)

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rogan, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:02, archived)

that's

hilarious!

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freshlegs, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:05, archived)

He's right though

it is comedy genius

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100% kitten better than ever, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:06, archived)

I`m now laughing like a rabid goon.

(Dr Wadd, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:54, archived)

Woot!

Simply Faboo!
I should pimp more pix to ya...

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LittlePixel, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:56, archived)

that's

fantabulous. see that? i had to combine adjectives

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freshlegs, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:58, archived)

combined adjectives are

fabtastic

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bananaman, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:01, archived)

hehehehe

You loony.

That's really funny. :)

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Craymen, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:08, archived)

hehe...

who was it on here who had their online cd list nicked? it made it into the ntk newsletter...

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the triple legendary unicorn, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:51, archived)

pa ha ha, class

has the bloke not noticed yet?

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100% kitten better than ever, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:52, archived)

evidently not...

see here

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the triple legendary unicorn, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:54, archived)

I used to have one.

It actually listed what I was playing at the time.
It was too geeky for its own good. I ditched it.

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bigdave, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:59, archived)

By the way...

when you get to Kings, keep an eye out for my mate Paul

He's the one on the left and doing a PhD with the head of the department. From Bebbington you know...
...and an Evertonian.

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bigdave, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:07, archived)

i will do

and i will take the piss out of him for supporting a crap team.

my touchpad has stopped working.

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the triple legendary unicorn, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:10, archived)

I think

he's Evertonian anyway.

But he's dating a slinky Brazilian, the lucky sod.

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bigdave, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:14, archived)

brazilian or not

he still supports a shit team, and deserves ridicule.

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the triple legendary unicorn, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:38, archived)

I hear

they have good pies.
And if I get to go to a match with my mate Ian, I might get a lift in a Porsche

Eh, Ian, you old lurker you.

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bigdave, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:46, archived)

Finger licking good.................kittens "O_O"

click me!

(Goodbye Doggy is re-sealable for freshness., Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:50, archived)

shamless plug

I've put a few pages together for my website. What do y'all think?

There ain't much there right now.

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Craymen, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:47, archived)

not even a link

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:48, archived)

hahah

Where'd it go?

I fucked up somehow. :)

www.michaelhoward.net

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Craymen, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:51, archived)

nice site

although I can't access rabbitrider.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:54, archived)

cheers

I'll have a look...

I got bored of checking them all. :)

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Craymen, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:57, archived)

heehee - I'd forgotten about

that scooby pic.....laaarvely :)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:27, archived)

You look different when you're in Parliament.

(Dr Wadd, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:56, archived)

Yep.

Certainly do.

clicky.

:)

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Craymen, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:12, archived)

nice

I think arsemagic is my favourite :)

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rogan, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:57, archived)

i like

he-man on holiday

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freshlegs, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:14, archived)

Those are my friends

in the pic.

Apart from He-Man, he just pushed in. The bastard

:)

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Craymen, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:17, archived)

you probably could have just claimed that he-man is also your friend. unless he lurks here. then he'd probably smash you. unless he is your friend.

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freshlegs, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:24, archived)

I have a quality new gif - 192k

too big ?

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:46, archived)

Nope

post it, go on.

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Craymen, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:48, archived)

it
says
the
a
d
s
l

kid

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LittlePixel, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:53, archived)

O now come on kids

Play fair

Bigger

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:45, archived)

whats with radio1 ?

gangster bitch fights

great stuff

(minoltion, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:43, archived)

Ughhh

westwood, you sick puppy ;-)

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jdtg06, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:47, archived)

i leave the radio on all the time

gangster talk is funny

(minoltion, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:51, archived)

Best you get a gangsta name then

www.jasonschock.com/gangsta/index.php

For the record, I am "Green Egg Jungle Robba"

In btw, the god channel rocks at the moment for those with sky, sexual deviance with the lord

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jdtg06, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:08, archived)

interesting.

i am 'cold cock-whacka'.

ahem.

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the triple legendary unicorn, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:32, archived)

NOT shopped!

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Kaiser, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:43, archived)

Her choice

for what?
She may choose to do it, but I'm not sure I want it.

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bigdave, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:47, archived)

Wassatabartden?

um.

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:49, archived)

Em...

Pro choicers? Kewl

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helmetcream, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:49, archived)

one day i'll collect these into a gallery

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bananaman, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:52, archived)

Yay!

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Kaiser, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:58, archived)

What can I do

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:54, archived)

*giggles at second sign*

this is my first experience of b3ta under the influence of alcohol... i am a little odd tonight.

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the triple legendary unicorn, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:57, archived)

Tonight?

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bigdave, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:01, archived)

so you're normally

a little even?

'ello btw

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:02, archived)

evenin

well, i can normally walk in a straight line, anyway!

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the triple legendary unicorn, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:06, archived)

I think you're pretty unique in

being a late-shifter and not being 'refreshed' on the board.....'course, everyone else could be on the wagon and I'm the party bucket....
that doesn't read right

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:12, archived)

my problem is

i live with my parents still, and i can't be sneaking down to raid the spirits stash at all hours of the morning... :(

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the triple legendary unicorn, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:25, archived)

of course not, that would be

most un-houseworthy. What you need to do is raid the spirits stash BEFORE you go upstairs.....

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:28, archived)

ah!

why did i never think of that?

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the triple legendary unicorn, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:30, archived)

nice to see I can still

teach you youngsters a thing or two :o)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:38, archived)

yum

(Harry Monk, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:55, archived)

Perhaps...

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bigdave, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:57, archived)

hah!

that's my fave

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bananaman, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:02, archived)

Started feeling it was a little crappy.
Too much beer.

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bigdave, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:04, archived)

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hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:04, archived)

Dunno what it it

It just kinda popped into my head.
Must be the Dennis Hopper Space Hopper influence.

I go now and drink.

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:41, archived)

aww!

cute :)

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rogan, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:43, archived)

Hello

Met a nice Polish lass called Maria who is 18, staying till wednesday and the cousin of one of the lecturers (reader actually) here.

Did I mention she is nice? And 18.

And I don't even DARE try anything...

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bigdave, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:39, archived)

int you 27?

s'only nine years, i done worse mate.

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iamhyperdog, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:43, archived)

26 thankee!

She's nice, but even 8 years bothers me.
I prefer a range from 22-28.

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bigdave, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:44, archived)

I say that cos

Alyson is 28 and I don't want to ruin my chances.

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bigdave, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:45, archived)

haha

that's nothing. anthony kiedis is 40. and i would have no problem saying yes there.

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the triple legendary unicorn, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:47, archived)

so you *do* have scruples!

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rogan, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:48, archived)

My dad

is a lay preacher and my uncle is a RC priest.
My family has even been awarded stuff from the pope!
So even if I am atheist, I still have catholic guilt.

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bigdave, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:51, archived)

ooh, my bf would be so jealous of you

he loves the pope. despite being a satanist. i don't understand either.

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the triple legendary unicorn, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:02, archived)

I didn't think

Satanism had anything to do with hating the pope.
It's more of a wiccan thing/nature thing/knowledge thing rather than a hating things and killing things thing.

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bigdave, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:16, archived)

it's all about pleasing yourself

it's very selfish. not nature based at all, that's wiccan.

i wasnt implying it had to do with hating the pope. just that it's strange that he loves the pope but isn't catholic.

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the triple legendary unicorn, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:27, archived)

oh, stop worrying

she's two years legal...

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the triple legendary unicorn, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:47, archived)

True

But her cousin is a reader, which is like a professor - 1, and I'm not even and offical research assistant yet.
And Polish, which would mean, if owt happened, a verrry long distance relationship.

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bigdave, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:48, archived)

true

but aren't men supposed to be good at shagging girls then forgetting about them?

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the triple legendary unicorn, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:55, archived)

Not me

I am one of them "sensitive" ones apparently.

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bigdave, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:03, archived)

Whyever not?

They can't fire you, she's above the minimum...

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Dr. Mercury, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:48, archived)

°O°

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LittlePixel, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:34, archived)

crikey-

i think that's my old brownie troupe..

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the triple legendary unicorn, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:40, archived)

hi uni

been out?

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LittlePixel, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:43, archived)

yep,

been for an indian meal with my family. it was lovely. now i am pleasantly tipsy. life is good.

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the triple legendary unicorn, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:44, archived)

w/y/h for curry!

chicken madras?
Brick lane I presume...

So it is!

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LittlePixel, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:47, archived)

nope

am still in liverpool, and it was king prawn korma. am a total lightweight with curries...

i should post an updated photo really.

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the triple legendary unicorn, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:49, archived)

sounds nice

tipsy is always good too

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LittlePixel, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:54, archived)

Nowt wrong with

a jalfraizy.

or however its spelt...

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bigdave, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:20, archived)

night everyone

i'm prly wasting bts of board but i am fucking tieed and a bit pissed, night night everyone. sleep wellele.

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mikeisbrill, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:31, archived)

sleep tight...

dont let those fucking kuntybastard bed bugs bite!

(Harry Monk, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:33, archived)

night

night

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rogan, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:34, archived)

Night Mike

and don't forget there's always option D close to hand!

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Dr. Mercury, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:35, archived)

boredom = paintmash

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smirny ~(8(|), Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:26, archived)

Excellent!

Weren't they on 'Meet The Feebles'?

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helmetcream, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:29, archived)

that rings a bell

but i'm not sure why...

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smirny ~(8(|), Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:31, archived)

Peter Jackson film

Bad Taste, Brain Dead, Lord of the Rings.
And I just spilled a pint into my keyboard and it still works!!

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helmetcream, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:35, archived)

hehe

yeah i just imdb'd it,
watched a terrible quality trailer, but looks like somehting i would well enjoy :)

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smirny ~(8(|), Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:38, archived)

I know very few

people who wouldn't enjoy it - top flick!

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helmetcream, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:40, archived)

Don't forget

Heavenly Creatures.

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bigdave, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:41, archived)

And

The Frighteners (with Michael J Fox) and a load other :o)

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helmetcream, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:45, archived)

Top film that.

Top.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:33, archived)

Indeed -

just saw it for the first time the other day.

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helmetcream, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:38, archived)

I've had it for ages,

but I havent seen it for a while.
Its one of my favorites.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:44, archived)

When kids play with superglue

(Harry Monk, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:24, archived)

hehehe

pesky kids.

(p.s. diyjoe - seen the front page lately?)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:27, archived)

Looks like we have a

Lurkin Op around.
Or am i just missing them?

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:36, archived)

hang on whos that hiding amongst the parents!

(Harry Monk, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:40, archived)

evening all. Has this been done?

smoking's a nasty habit especially if you put your fags out in the pool....

eye thank yew.....

(d1x1e, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:23, archived)

haha

burrriliant!

hoopla!

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LittlePixel, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:24, archived)

haha

competition entry?
edit: because you'll want to edit it if so...

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rogan, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:25, archived)

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:26, archived)

scared X_X

(Goodbye Doggy is re-sealable for freshness., Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:28, archived)

Funny

as fuck!!!.....woo , yay...etc

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Tedmus, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:43, archived)

It was

only a matter of time surely

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Tedmus, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:20, archived)

wtf?

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LittlePixel, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:20, archived)

there's

a lot of 'em about ;)
/spazz

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rogan, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:22, archived)

A Modern Classic

(Dr Wadd, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:15, archived)

Very

nice!

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helmetcream, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:23, archived)

geeeeeeeeeeek
;)

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rogan, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:23, archived)

That my friend

is 31337

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jdtg06, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 21:33, archived)

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