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# You know what I hate about Middle Earth?

It's the smell.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:45, archived)
# what I hate about
middle earth is the fuckin' long walk to the offy.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:50, archived)
# "Can you hear that....
....that is the sound of Gandalfs feet"
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:50, archived)
# My...
name...is.....Frodo
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:54, archived)
# Frodo PlasticBaggins
.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:58, archived)
# they all just think they live in middleearth
its a really computergenerated reality..
(damn i gave the ending away)
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:57, archived)
# quite a change


from his last big roll
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:58, archived)
# he from Africa you know
.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:59, archived)
# He played a bus?
Prosthetics these days...
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:00, archived)
# lol
.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:01, archived)
# Baby Jane was none too impressed with her mother's home-made coalslaw
It was funnier in my head
Just a quickie now I'm back from me hols...
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:44, archived)
# I have no idea what that is
but it scares me.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:47, archived)
# it's
coalslaw
the worst pun I could think of on the plane home from DC on 11/9
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:49, archived)
# are you the one who took the pics of those train mooners?
i never forget a face.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:52, archived)
#
that was workboresme
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:58, archived)
# ahhh
names i have problems with...
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:00, archived)
#
gender too? :)
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:05, archived)
# like this?
Yes, I know it's just an airbrushed arse
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:18, archived)
[challenge entry] everyone please have a look
prob my first real anim. in flash
mysite.freeserve.com/b3taimages/baby.html
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:44, archived)
# lovely
timing
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:48, archived)
# nice i like it
did you model the movement off a real baby?
is it entered for the challenge?
do you know only the 'again' bit of 'play again' is clickable?
Can you make the baby land on spikes or something?
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:50, archived)
# hmmm
no,
it is now,
all of it works if u go over the text
cant be arsed
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:52, archived)
# I wanted
to open the door.

It looks like you can open the door.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:53, archived)
# but why would you
want the door to open?
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:55, archived)
# Hey
It's your animation, I'm just the customer.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:57, archived)
# I
Like
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:59, archived)
# So
do I.

I never said I didn't. well done for learning flash. It's a cnut.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:02, archived)
# Look out!
It's a Terror Wrist !



/Pajamas
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:42, archived)
# Scaaaaaaaaaaaaary
Chortle
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:44, archived)
# oh no......
beer stroke desk interface......you git.....:)
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:44, archived)
# ewww gross
their ring's showing.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:45, archived)
# wahey !
.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:47, archived)
# fantastic !
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:48, archived)
# Dangerous dip im hummus levels:
FIlm at 11.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:35, archived)
# Code
blue


I am in true Joey mode
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:40, archived)
# there's these 2 girls who keep leaving me txt messages but never answer when i call them
i know they're good friends so i think they're colluding and messing with my head. Should I txt them a :P or call their bluff and txt one of them telling them that the other one had let slip they were just messing with my head. Or should i txt both of them and tell them to meet me somewhere and then not turn up but call one of them and tell them i'm waiting in the toilet and then call the other one and tell them i told the other one i was in the toilet to get rid of her and i'm really outside around the back waiting for her. Then i can txt the first one in the toilet and tell her i told the other one i wasn't really in the toilet but was across the road in the other pub and i wasn't in the toilet in case they both came in together. Then i could txt the other one and tell her i really was in the toilet but the other one had decided to txt her to tell her but had run out of credit so could she come back and then we could have a drink and a chat.
Or not?
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:33, archived)
# Wow
you've really thought hard about this haven't you
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:34, archived)
# Gnnnnn..
Mummy's dead, hunting season... hunting season.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:36, archived)
# the bells,,, THE BELLS!!!!!!!
and make it a double.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:38, archived)
# just get CH5
round for a comedy street meeting scene followed by some bedroom gubbins.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:35, archived)
# I think there's definitely a plotline for one of the crappy soaps in there
(as opposed to the high quality drama of evening soaps)
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:40, archived)
# of course!
The high quality of evening soaps is what makes me go outside every night to watch the nails rust on the gatepost.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:43, archived)
# Is this
mike?
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:36, archived)
# my advise :
i would definetely do that!
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:36, archived)
# i'm too stoned to care m8
either way i hope it works out for ya :)

night all
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:38, archived)
# me too
i just made it all up unfortunately.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:39, archived)
# night Mr Pob!
:)
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:40, archived)
# Night poblet!
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:43, archived)
# cya pobster
remember, it's all your fault.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:43, archived)
# I thought
you'd been quiet
night
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:52, archived)
# The Lengths some people will go
to jump on a bandwagon . . .

(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:32, archived)
# lol
.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:36, archived)
# what troubles me
is the way that pic almost seems to have been taken just for b3ta, right down to the red cheeks from sitting and tater-choppin
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:43, archived)
# I'd hate to see
your chair !!

:)
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:48, archived)
# well here's something
I didn't imagine I'd ever potatochop

but it's another close call for the millenium falcon...
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:49, archived)
# hehehe
Love the arse flame :)
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:51, archived)
# Looks
like someone has been scratching
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:00, archived)
# I'm too drunk
...to offer anything of value.

Bloody Absinthe
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:29, archived)
# good for the soul
.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:30, archived)
# But...
...for the hummus?
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:31, archived)
# Fuck
Hummus.. DRink be GoOd! :)
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:34, archived)
# its medicine
.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:35, archived)
# I don't think Paint mash...
...could save me from the demons now
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:36, archived)
# Well...
you could offer the Absinthe...
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:31, archived)
# If I owned it
it would be freely shared
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:32, archived)
# Instead....
i shall listen to The Crocketts
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:35, archived)
# And I'm off to
play GTA - later b3tans!
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:31, archived)
# Absinthe
makes the heart grow fonder.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:45, archived)
# koitbucket
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:27, archived)
# nice
bottle.
that is all
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
No regrets!
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:30, archived)
# more like,
no retreat,
no surrender,
no feckin choice if you're ratted.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:32, archived)
# Is the redness
from b3ta?
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:47, archived)
# Look what you've started now
filthy boy.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:32, archived)
# I'm sure there's a Barrymore joke in there somewhere
......
ewwwwww
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:50, archived)
# There's always one embarrassing photo taken at a party


allegedly
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:24, archived)
# superb
.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:26, archived)
# In case you were wondering...
That's a bag of white powder floating at the front
Persil probably...
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:31, archived)
# not flour ?
shit - I was gonna make some bread
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:39, archived)
# I bet he's said *that* a few times
the big gay
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:26, archived)
# here
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:26, archived)
# rolf.....I think that
deserves some fucksocks:

*edit* curses having friends who are graphic designers......
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:30, archived)
# Can you guess what it is yet...?
Probably a guilty verdict?

If one of yer chums was found face down in t'bath after one of yer BBQ's with some horrific "Chalfont St. Giles'", you'd get twenty years.... He gets a new series on ITV....

(twat)
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:33, archived)
# if one of my chums was found
face down in the bath after one of my BBQs I'd have to wonder where the fucking hell he got the bath from :)
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:36, archived)
# LOL
yay
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:37, archived)
# I resent the implication...
Piss artiste s'il vous plait
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:34, archived)
# " he must of got his anal injuries from the bomb he did into the pool"
" he must have got the anal injuries from the 3 steps leading to the pool"
"i was not seen force feeding him coke"
" I love grannies, and grannies love me"


(actual quotes, you know)
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:31, archived)
#
"he must have got his anal injuries from the grannies bomb he loves feeding him coke on the steps. I love grannies"
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:33, archived)
# Blimey.
What a wanker. Someone should do the same to him, it'd be a mercy killing (for everyone else).
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:41, archived)
# a repost is called for
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:54, archived)
# heh heh
I noticed a bit of a Barrymore thread tonight, bit like buses..

(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:02, archived)
# .
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:24, archived)
# flies in the vasoline we are...
sometimes it blows my mind.... nice pic.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:25, archived)
# :o)
.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:26, archived)
# I reckon
he's listening to Wire
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:27, archived)
# Chairs
Missing.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:30, archived)
# I am the fly
I am the fly in the ointment
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:30, archived)
# I would've guessed
he'd be listening to U2 ?
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:36, archived)
# he's listening to
Skinny Puppy - "Assimilate"
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:38, archived)
# I'm surrounded by people with
smart myowsical taste tonight! w/y/h!
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:40, archived)
# what you like then ?
:o)
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:44, archived)
# oo, fuckin'ell.....
there isn't space for a full list, nor is there time for me to sort and screengrab me MP3 folders....suffice to say I go for stuff ranging from abba to Morbid Angel......I was gonna stick a sound snippet up earlier from a band that lasted for, oo, months but didn't bother 'cos it's 5mb. If you like Rhys Fulber stuff lemme know.and funker vogt, but that's just 'cos they're my favourite electro band apart from icon of coil
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:55, archived)
# I have several Wire albums
Pink Flags
Chairs Missing
154
Behind the Curtain
IBTABA
And a couple of them are on Vinyl too!
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:45, archived)
# aint got any
:o(
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:49, archived)
# .

"jus' like that!"
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:22, archived)
# woo yay
amazing how that monkey appeared magically out of the bunnys ass!
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:24, archived)
# sqqquuueeezzee....
.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:25, archived)
# Erm
Ape
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:45, archived)
# oh
yeah
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:50, archived)
# Bandwagon jumping can be fun...
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:22, archived)
# I'm pressin it
.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:27, archived)
# Late night advice required
Hello peeps. sorry the hummus hasnt been flowing recently...

Anyway, this evening...

Went along to a charity gig to take some photographs (was introduced by a friend in the band and have taken some images included in local rag). Went along with my digital-SLR (EOS D60) and took about 400 photos (thank you one gigabyte microdrive). great lighting.

anyway, right at the end when everything had finished, a cute girl of about 23 came over to me, introduced herself, said that she loved having her picture taken and would i take one of her?

I duely did, she chatted to me, I asked for her number. she said she had a boyfriend. I said OK, im just a photographer. She said so is she - works at the local rag. gives me her name & department, kisses me, fucks off.

now what is this? an infatuation with me? get this into perspective - she was about 22-23, 5'6", slim, gorgeous. I am 30 odd, looking near 40 odd, 5'9" and 18 stone. I don't fecking tend to be chatted up too much (espec by cute young ladies)

Or is this a career development thing? because i have pro equipment and take shots all night maybe she thinks im into the music press (and what photographer doesnt dream of a career photographing bands?)

its bloody odd. im confused. please help me understand, friends of B3TA

x
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:17, archived)
# take photos like Austin Powers next time you see her
and see what her reaction is.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:19, archived)
# ahh but do i reveal
my real living making stuff or pretend im a photographer to the stars (lol)
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:21, archived)
# Dunno
but send me her number/photo instead!
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:20, archived)
# Dress up as a singing telegram
and go to her workplace to seduce her. She's obviously hot for you and has put the ball in your court. Oh, and show her your willy.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:21, archived)
# Everyone's taste is different.
I see no reason why she wouldn't be chatting you up!
And even if she does turn out to only be interested in you for your zoom lens, at least you should have some nice pictures by the time you find out... A plan with no drawbacks!!
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:22, archived)
# dirty pictures
and no drawback, hmmm is he jewish?
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:24, archived)
# i thought i'd leave that joke for someone else
hehehe
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:25, archived)
# 'Ello, you're back!
Oh, and lol!
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:25, archived)
# aye
but not for long
but i wont show you my arse when i go ;)
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:27, archived)
# I suppose two in the same evening
would be too much to hope for! *sigh*
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:29, archived)
# unless the bf is a boxer
or a taxman
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:24, archived)
# Hmm. Good point.
Then claim to be gay and run away very fast.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:32, archived)
# thanks
:-)
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:26, archived)
# Give her a call.
Can't hurt...and if you don't you'll always wonder!
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:28, archived)
# i probably will
but i leave all my charm behind when im sober lol.... and do I lie or tell the truth (shudder)
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:32, archived)
# Why do either?
If she is so obvious as to ask immediately whether you are a pro, then you have your answer! If not, you can just ask out for a friendly drink, to show her the photos already taken. You don't have to launch into 'I'm not really a photographer you know' or elaborate lies - just see how things go!
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:34, archived)
# good point
perhaps if i wasnt pissed and listening to old new order i could have thought of that myself :-)

actually perhaps not heheheh
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:36, archived)
# Those that can, do.
Those that can't, teach!
(i am single, you may not want to listen to any of this! It's just that as a girlie, one doesn't usually chat up complete strangers unless there is a spark or interest. That is all)
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:39, archived)
# my point exactlty
its too odd to be real.. maybe its just a career thing.. agh
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:41, archived)
# i'm hearing new order now too
courtest of the Soulwax too many dj's album though
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:43, archived)
# Nonono!
I mean she may well be interested! In YOU!!! Seriously, you have nothing to lose.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:44, archived)
# in meeeeeeeeeeeeee?
why al ive done is take some pictures, get pissed, and make some obscene guestures towards the the singers ehhehehehe
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:47, archived)
# although not much help so far
i love you guys you make me laugh :-)
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:25, archived)
[challenge entry] My little Cthuhlu
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:17, archived)
#
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:15, archived)
# im gonna dream about that penguin!
sperbski
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:25, archived)
# Evening you
Ive been making pics today.
Few wallpapers as well.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:25, archived)
# Evning, you furry love
gorrilas.

I've gone insane.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:13, archived)
# evenin
please join the 3rd line on the left
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:14, archived)
# Will there be Pie?
Or Puppies?
Or Drugs?
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:16, archived)
# Or glorps?
I like glorps.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:18, archived)
# is that like
gnops but a bit more fluid?
eww
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:23, archived)
# isn't that
the gay line?
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:17, archived)
# Only a shirt-lifter would have known
that
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:20, archived)
# which is why I wasn't sure
just checking.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:23, archived)
# fucking
gays
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:20, archived)
# Bloody
everywhere
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:22, archived)
# kill the
devils
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:27, archived)
# yes.
Think of the children.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:31, archived)
# right, off to bed
good morning/evening/afternoon or whatever.......see you soon

sorry if I offended anyone with any sexual words/phrases.....they're all meant in jest only.......you BIG GAY FOCKERS !!!
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:09, archived)
# Night Koit
sleep well!
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:10, archived)
# i shall try
and you........don't think about me too much. Here's summat to help you along though

www.artistcollaboration.com/users/graige/arse.JPG
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:13, archived)
# If that's you
you should exfoliate a little more! ; )
Other than that I shall try and keep you out of my mind, but the subconcious is a strange thing...
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:16, archived)
# Night faggot
.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:11, archived)
# love you too
mincer.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:12, archived)
# nitey nite
gayboy
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:12, archived)
# night night
i think we're used to you and your uncontrollable testosterone now :)
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:12, archived)
# big bob beeeee
can hummus for hours...

(just playing your exit tune)
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:13, archived)
# give yer bedsheets
one from me, and remember not to spill.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:13, archived)
# Can't offend me
unless you use dogging.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:18, archived)
# Night,
sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:20, archived)
# hungry?
Get some McHummus !!

in 4 delicious flavours!
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:09, archived)
# lol
.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:10, archived)

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