what I hate about
middle earth is the fuckin' long walk to the offy.
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Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:50,
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they all just think they live in middleearth
its a really computergenerated reality..
(damn i gave the ending away)
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Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:57,
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(damn i gave the ending away)
Baby Jane was none too impressed with her mother's home-made coalslaw
Just a quickie now I'm back from me hols...
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Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:44,
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Just a quickie now I'm back from me hols...
it's
coalslaw
the worst pun I could think of on the plane home from DC on 11/9
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Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:49,
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the worst pun I could think of on the plane home from DC on 11/9
are you the one who took the pics of those train mooners?
i never forget a face.
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Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:52,
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everyone please have a look
prob my first real anim. in flash
mysite.freeserve.com/b3taimages/baby.html
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Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:44,
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mysite.freeserve.com/b3taimages/baby.html
nice i like it
did you model the movement off a real baby?
is it entered for the challenge?
do you know only the 'again' bit of 'play again' is clickable?
Can you make the baby land on spikes or something?
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Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:50,
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is it entered for the challenge?
do you know only the 'again' bit of 'play again' is clickable?
Can you make the baby land on spikes or something?
hmmm
no,
it is now,
all of it works if u go over the text
cant be arsed
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Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:52,
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it is now,
all of it works if u go over the text
cant be arsed
So
do I.
I never said I didn't. well done for learning flash. It's a cnut.
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Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:02,
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I never said I didn't. well done for learning flash. It's a cnut.
there's these 2 girls who keep leaving me txt messages but never answer when i call them
i know they're good friends so i think they're colluding and messing with my head. Should I txt them a :P or call their bluff and txt one of them telling them that the other one had let slip they were just messing with my head. Or should i txt both of them and tell them to meet me somewhere and then not turn up but call one of them and tell them i'm waiting in the toilet and then call the other one and tell them i told the other one i was in the toilet to get rid of her and i'm really outside around the back waiting for her. Then i can txt the first one in the toilet and tell her i told the other one i wasn't really in the toilet but was across the road in the other pub and i wasn't in the toilet in case they both came in together. Then i could txt the other one and tell her i really was in the toilet but the other one had decided to txt her to tell her but had run out of credit so could she come back and then we could have a drink and a chat.
Or not?
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Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:33,
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Or not?
just get CH5
round for a comedy street meeting scene followed by some bedroom gubbins.
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Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:35,
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I think there's definitely a plotline for one of the crappy soaps in there
(as opposed to the high quality drama of evening soaps)
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Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:40,
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of course!
The high quality of evening soaps is what makes me go outside every night to watch the nails rust on the gatepost.
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Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:43,
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i'm too stoned to care m8
either way i hope it works out for ya :)
night all
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Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:38,
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night all
what troubles me
is the way that pic almost seems to have been taken just for b3ta, right down to the red cheeks from sitting and tater-choppin
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Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:43,
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well here's something
I didn't imagine I'd ever potatochop
but it's another close call for the millenium falcon...
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Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:49,
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but it's another close call for the millenium falcon...
I don't think Paint mash...
...could save me from the demons now
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Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:36,
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more like,
no retreat,
no surrender,
no feckin choice if you're ratted.
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Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:32,
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no surrender,
no feckin choice if you're ratted.
I'm sure there's a Barrymore joke in there somewhere
......
ewwwwww
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Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:50,
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ewwwwww
There's always one embarrassing photo taken at a party
allegedly
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Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:24,
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allegedly
In case you were wondering...
That's a bag of white powder floating at the front
Persil probably...
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Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:31,
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Persil probably...
rolf.....I think that
deserves some fucksocks:
*edit* curses having friends who are graphic designers......
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Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:30,
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*edit* curses having friends who are graphic designers......
Can you guess what it is yet...?
Probably a guilty verdict?
If one of yer chums was found face down in t'bath after one of yer BBQ's with some horrific "Chalfont St. Giles'", you'd get twenty years.... He gets a new series on ITV....
(twat)
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Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:33,
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If one of yer chums was found face down in t'bath after one of yer BBQ's with some horrific "Chalfont St. Giles'", you'd get twenty years.... He gets a new series on ITV....
(twat)
if one of my chums was found
face down in the bath after one of my BBQs I'd have to wonder where the fucking hell he got the bath from :)
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Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:36,
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" he must of got his anal injuries from the bomb he did into the pool"
" he must have got the anal injuries from the 3 steps leading to the pool"
"i was not seen force feeding him coke"
" I love grannies, and grannies love me"
(actual quotes, you know)
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Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:31,
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"i was not seen force feeding him coke"
" I love grannies, and grannies love me"
(actual quotes, you know)
"he must have got his anal injuries from the grannies bomb he loves feeding him coke on the steps. I love grannies"
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Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:33,
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Blimey.
What a wanker. Someone should do the same to him, it'd be a mercy killing (for everyone else).
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Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:41,
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heh heh
I noticed a bit of a Barrymore thread tonight, bit like buses..
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Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:02,
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flies in the vasoline we are...
sometimes it blows my mind.... nice pic.
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Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:25,
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I'm surrounded by people with
smart myowsical taste tonight! w/y/h!
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Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:40,
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oo, fuckin'ell.....
there isn't space for a full list, nor is there time for me to sort and screengrab me MP3 folders....suffice to say I go for stuff ranging from abba to Morbid Angel......I was gonna stick a sound snippet up earlier from a band that lasted for, oo, months but didn't bother 'cos it's 5mb. If you like Rhys Fulber stuff lemme know.and funker vogt, but that's just 'cos they're my favourite electro band apart from icon of coil
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Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:55,
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I have several Wire albums
Pink Flags
Chairs Missing
154
Behind the Curtain
IBTABA
And a couple of them are on Vinyl too!
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Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:45,
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Chairs Missing
154
Behind the Curtain
IBTABA
And a couple of them are on Vinyl too!
woo yay
amazing how that monkey appeared magically out of the bunnys ass!
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Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:24,
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Late night advice required
Hello peeps. sorry the hummus hasnt been flowing recently...
Anyway, this evening...
Went along to a charity gig to take some photographs (was introduced by a friend in the band and have taken some images included in local rag). Went along with my digital-SLR (EOS D60) and took about 400 photos (thank you one gigabyte microdrive). great lighting.
anyway, right at the end when everything had finished, a cute girl of about 23 came over to me, introduced herself, said that she loved having her picture taken and would i take one of her?
I duely did, she chatted to me, I asked for her number. she said she had a boyfriend. I said OK, im just a photographer. She said so is she - works at the local rag. gives me her name & department, kisses me, fucks off.
now what is this? an infatuation with me? get this into perspective - she was about 22-23, 5'6", slim, gorgeous. I am 30 odd, looking near 40 odd, 5'9" and 18 stone. I don't fecking tend to be chatted up too much (espec by cute young ladies)
Or is this a career development thing? because i have pro equipment and take shots all night maybe she thinks im into the music press (and what photographer doesnt dream of a career photographing bands?)
its bloody odd. im confused. please help me understand, friends of B3TA
x
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Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:17,
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Anyway, this evening...
Went along to a charity gig to take some photographs (was introduced by a friend in the band and have taken some images included in local rag). Went along with my digital-SLR (EOS D60) and took about 400 photos (thank you one gigabyte microdrive). great lighting.
anyway, right at the end when everything had finished, a cute girl of about 23 came over to me, introduced herself, said that she loved having her picture taken and would i take one of her?
I duely did, she chatted to me, I asked for her number. she said she had a boyfriend. I said OK, im just a photographer. She said so is she - works at the local rag. gives me her name & department, kisses me, fucks off.
now what is this? an infatuation with me? get this into perspective - she was about 22-23, 5'6", slim, gorgeous. I am 30 odd, looking near 40 odd, 5'9" and 18 stone. I don't fecking tend to be chatted up too much (espec by cute young ladies)
Or is this a career development thing? because i have pro equipment and take shots all night maybe she thinks im into the music press (and what photographer doesnt dream of a career photographing bands?)
its bloody odd. im confused. please help me understand, friends of B3TA
x
take photos like Austin Powers next time you see her
and see what her reaction is.
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Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:19,
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ahh but do i reveal
my real living making stuff or pretend im a photographer to the stars (lol)
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Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:21,
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Dress up as a singing telegram
and go to her workplace to seduce her. She's obviously hot for you and has put the ball in your court. Oh, and show her your willy.
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Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:21,
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Everyone's taste is different.
I see no reason why she wouldn't be chatting you up!
And even if she does turn out to only be interested in you for your zoom lens, at least you should have some nice pictures by the time you find out... A plan with no drawbacks!!
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Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:22,
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And even if she does turn out to only be interested in you for your zoom lens, at least you should have some nice pictures by the time you find out... A plan with no drawbacks!!
I suppose two in the same evening
would be too much to hope for! *sigh*
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Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:29,
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Give her a call.
Can't hurt...and if you don't you'll always wonder!
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Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:28,
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i probably will
but i leave all my charm behind when im sober lol.... and do I lie or tell the truth (shudder)
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Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:32,
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Why do either?
If she is so obvious as to ask immediately whether you are a pro, then you have your answer! If not, you can just ask out for a friendly drink, to show her the photos already taken. You don't have to launch into 'I'm not really a photographer you know' or elaborate lies - just see how things go!
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Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:34,
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good point
perhaps if i wasnt pissed and listening to old new order i could have thought of that myself :-)
actually perhaps not heheheh
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Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:36,
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actually perhaps not heheheh
Those that can, do.
Those that can't, teach!
(i am single, you may not want to listen to any of this! It's just that as a girlie, one doesn't usually chat up complete strangers unless there is a spark or interest. That is all)
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Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:39,
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(i am single, you may not want to listen to any of this! It's just that as a girlie, one doesn't usually chat up complete strangers unless there is a spark or interest. That is all)
my point exactlty
its too odd to be real.. maybe its just a career thing.. agh
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Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:41,
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i'm hearing new order now too
courtest of the Soulwax too many dj's album though
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Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:43,
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Nonono!
I mean she may well be interested! In YOU!!! Seriously, you have nothing to lose.
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Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:44,
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in meeeeeeeeeeeeee?
why al ive done is take some pictures, get pissed, and make some obscene guestures towards the the singers ehhehehehe
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Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:47,
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although not much help so far
i love you guys you make me laugh :-)
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Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:25,
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right, off to bed
good morning/evening/afternoon or whatever.......see you soon
sorry if I offended anyone with any sexual words/phrases.....they're all meant in jest only.......you BIG GAY FOCKERS !!!
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Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:09,
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sorry if I offended anyone with any sexual words/phrases.....they're all meant in jest only.......you BIG GAY FOCKERS !!!
i shall try
and you........don't think about me too much. Here's summat to help you along though
www.artistcollaboration.com/users/graige/arse.JPG
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Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:13,
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www.artistcollaboration.com/users/graige/arse.JPG
If that's you
you should exfoliate a little more! ; )
Other than that I shall try and keep you out of my mind, but the subconcious is a strange thing...
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Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:16,
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Other than that I shall try and keep you out of my mind, but the subconcious is a strange thing...
night night
i think we're used to you and your uncontrollable testosterone now :)
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Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:12,
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big bob beeeee
can hummus for hours...
(just playing your exit tune)
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Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:13,
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(just playing your exit tune)
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