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# a slight hitch
(McGints, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:59, archived)
# Spaski and Crutch
New cartoon by my mate james

You like?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:58, archived)
# Its so bad
its great. Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 8:03, archived)
# No
it's so good it's great.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 9:10, archived)
# That's splendid
Although I might be biased. My uncle is a gibbon with lips, so it reminds me of family holidays when I was a child.
(aneraseroflove excuse me...i have to go to space now, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 8:23, archived)
# worth check this site just for the music
http://www.geocities.com/findsqueaker/

its great in a twisted kind of way.
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:57, archived)
# ...
For my food today I had sandwiches,
Filled with some corned beef,
With tomatos and mayonaisse,
They were yummy beyond belief.

Followed by a Banana or two,
and Crisps of Salt & Vin.,
That should keep me nicely full,
and keep me from being too thin.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:48, archived)
# Actually, I'll treat you all to some classic Spike Milligan:
There are holes in the sky, where the rain gets in
They're not very big,
thats why rain is thin.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:57, archived)
# Gobble?
And please, no edits of this involving monika lewinski! ;)

(I helped save b3ta! andy206, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:46, archived)
# Furtive Bear?

My first viewing of this was a bear stealing a rabbit but after a while I see his legs are meant to be wings of an aeroplane i think.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:49, archived)
# that's
what I thought when I saw it.
(james, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:54, archived)
# Actually
its a bobsleigh.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:54, archived)
# a tobogan
methinks
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:55, archived)
# T-minus

.
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:40, archived)
# Very nice!
Did you get inspired by the new Simpsons on Sunday?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:47, archived)
# no
mcgints earlier
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:55, archived)
# Fnord
Ahh, that'll teach me to catch up on the mornings 'work' before posting.

If you have Windows Media Player and want to see what i meant though watch some of that episode here.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 8:15, archived)
# 'twas one of the best eps in a while.
"Ohhhh, he's leaving her with five babies."
She already ate three!"
"Hmmm, that's sensible!"

Brilliant, let the baby eating commence!!! I'll bring the Chop sauce!
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 9:27, archived)
# Anyone here speak Dutch
I'm getting referrals from
www.nettavisen.no/servlets/page?section=905&item=200036
And I have no idea what they're on about...
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:40, archived)
# I think that's
norwegian...
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:41, archived)
# They also picked up on
Which is Better
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:44, archived)
# It is indeed
There's a Norwegian bloke who sits near me. I'll get him to have a look.
(aneraseroflove excuse me...i have to go to space now, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:46, archived)
# i'm norwegian...
- and that article is on one of the largest net sites in norway.
the article is named "show the world your desktop"

and it describes flibz.dns2go.com/desktop/ as a place for nerd exhibitionists, where they can upload their custom desktops... *s*
and the journalist tell us it seems like sci fi is the most popular style. heh, no shit.

by the way - i'd really like that "cute kitten jumping on a mine"-picture for my desktop - can anybody help me? [email protected]
(el_cash, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 9:27, archived)
# Hmmmm...
there's a whole bunch of translation tools here
and they reckon it's norwegian!
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:49, archived)
# Crab Bloke,
Are you there my Crabby friend?
We need to speak re: the weekend.
You said to stay at yours is cool,
But what if you're out on the pull?
I don't wanna be a gooseberry up on that shelf
While a lady's downstairs with your good self.
But if your only plan is to get drunk,
Then count me in - I'll bring some skunk.
(Nacho, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:38, archived)
# that is beautiful man
brought a tear to my eye
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:47, archived)
# Truly beautiful
Hiya Nacho, what a lovely poem (i'm not going to rhyme the reply though)
Um, I'm really just planning on drinking a lot, but rob promissed me some woman i think he's got in a cupboard or something (was that right mate)?

Anyway, there'll be plenty of places to stay if anything goes pear-shaped, but the shelf should be cool
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 13 Feb 2002, 8:04, archived)
# I'm still kind of umming and aahing anyway.
I'll make my mind up by tomorrow and let you know. Don't wanna cramp your style, if you've got some hot chick in a cupboard. Is she a genie in a bottle...nah mate, she's a girlie in cupboard, baby, go on go and let her out.

If it's not cool I'll stay at Rascal's,
But first I thought I'd run it past you,
Trouble is he's twice as bad -
Every Friday he's Jack the Lad.
He'll be on the pull to get a shag
Then I'll be out on my ear with my overnight bag.
Maybe it's all just to much grief..
I should stay in Brighton with me ol' mate Keith.
(Nacho, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 8:10, archived)
# Nacho
I have to tell you, when I was ill with this winter flu last week, the only thing that got me through it was the vision of Anastacia singing 'Do I serve Flies'...
Magic...
(I helped save b3ta! bantam, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 8:36, archived)
# aah, that's very sweet of you.
I'm having a bit of a shite day, and you have cheered me up.
Got a couple more animations up my sleeve but I got sidetracked by Tony Hawkes and vodka last night so I didn't do anymore on them.
(Nacho, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 8:43, archived)
# This is real.....


Lionel Blair
Fantastic hair
just like a bear(s)
bet you love pears
(I helped save b3ta! Sam, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:26, archived)
# <a style="font-size:30px;font-family:arial-black">b3ta</a>
we love poems
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:20, archived)
# who
will save us?
(redifusion, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:20, archived)
# Hello Kitty

The three Mongoteers:

One for all and a half for every one else.
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 8:23, archived)
# Which is better?
Gay dog: 39%
Straight dog: 61%

Use this information wisely!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:12, archived)
# Ailing kids' magician
reinvents himself as psychologically troubled crime family
(sasquatch, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:11, archived)
# Thats
fan-bleedin'-tastic!

Give that man a gold star.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:14, archived)
# Tip...
Get your picture of The great printed out, put a post it (yellow) on his head, stick on some ear rings....


and violla Pat Butcher...

We did this at work yesterday, it was fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Sam, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:18, archived)
# Oh Lordy
That's superb!
(aneraseroflove excuse me...i have to go to space now, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:27, archived)
# Woo
That reminds me, I must see about interviewing him... got as far as a phone number, but then it fell off my list of things to do.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:36, archived)
# Ooooooooh
I met him late last year - bloody nice bloke.

When you interview him, can you let me know? I have a question I would like to ask him!
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:53, archived)
# Please please please!!!
Jet Li must not win!!
Please vote for Shadow
www.practical-pet-care.com/dog_of_the_week.php
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 6:58, archived)
# Actually this isn't such a good idea
As you end up receiving "practical pet care" for the rest of your life
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:02, archived)
# i like the idea
of "impractical pet care".

FEED YOUR DOG USING A SPADE!

BALANCE YOUR SOW ON YOUR HEAD WHILST WALKING!
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:09, archived)
# Make a pic
for the challenge!! Do it! I want to seeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:15, archived)
# sheeeit....
i cant do pictures and stuff. i dont have photoshop or any crap like that, when ive tried before i have used fucking microsoft paint, and it showed.
I therefore pass this challenge to all those reading this.
If you can be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:19, archived)
# Download
paint shop pro, and mess about with it...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:33, archived)
# On the Dermatological Advantages of Infanticide and Cannibalism
Mike has got such lovely skin,
No eczma, flakes or scabies,
He attributes his silky hide,
To eating all his babies.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 13 Feb 2002, 6:57, archived)
# bastard!
is it right that i am offended by this?
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:01, archived)
# Hi Mike
It wasn't about you- different Mike. That one with the nice skin. You know the one. Eats babies. That one.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:04, archived)
# god damn
You dissing my skin?
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:07, archived)
# Well
its your fault for replacing it with cling film.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:16, archived)
# fair point.
i won't do that again.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:21, archived)
# This downturn is taking its toll
"I was so poor I had to sell my valuable hide"
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:22, archived)
# ...
...and now i can't look at birds"

what a crap joke.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:27, archived)
# Bill Oddie's
tragic downfall.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:30, archived)
# eating innocent little kids?
You filthy evil rotter.
Can't you just stick to pork instead,
And munch on roasted trotter?
(Nacho, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:05, archived)
# pork is fine as white meat goes,
but I prefer sea food.
although I think in present company,
crab cakes might be a bit rude.
(james, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:12, archived)
# Well, don't ask me -
I'm only Nacho.
I don't eat meat
But I love gazpacho
(Nacho, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:15, archived)
# When you get your gazpacho,
Please do not be bold.
Do not try to raise your hand,
gazpachos supposed to be cold.

(edited to make it scan better :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:17, archived)
# soup is fine in it's right place
but I prefer mine hot.
instead I've gone for camomile tea
and a nice big bar of choc
(james, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:23, archived)
# Thought I'd share this....
I had me legs shaved thr other week,
Ive lost me spiders, so to speak,
but now I am itching like a freak!

it's true...
(I helped save b3ta! Sam, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:05, archived)
# .
I shave my armpits every day,
my legs as well if I have time,
cos hairy women look well gay,
but it does leave my bath tub covered in grime.
(Nacho, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:13, archived)
# Well
Armpit waxing
Would have been too taxing
So I have shaved my pits
a little bit
(I helped save b3ta! Sam, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:58, archived)
# My mate dave tried eating puppies
he thought it might work, maybe.
But alas his sores still weep with puss
and now he's also got rabies.
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:08, archived)
# Well my friend Abigail believed
That using kitten fritters
Would ease the suffering she felt when perched upon the shitter
But she used them as suppositries (?) it gave her woeful pain
And even now, some ten years on,
she's walking like John Wayn.e
(aneraseroflove excuse me...i have to go to space now, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:16, archived)
# woo woo woo woo woo woo woo,
woo woo woo woo woo times two
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:18, archived)
# There was a bloke called crab bloke
Who really loved his crabs
If their poor pincers ever broke
He'd replace them with kebabs.

Poor little crabby
His little face all full of woe
He really was not happy
The kebabs would have to go

The moral of this tale you see
Is to use pliers instead of a snack
Then poor little crabby
Can still grab things that go quack.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:29, archived)
# Booble
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 6:45, archived)

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