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# I fear
my misheard lyric may have been lost in all that Anneka bilge at the weekend, so I am unashamedly plugging it again: Unchained Bellamy
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 6:29, archived)
# I really like that
It even mentions Hungerford, which is where my parents live. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 6:35, archived)
# YAY!
Very misheard ... very good.
I like the jaw torch. You should market them for festival participants.
(Nacho, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 6:39, archived)
# plug away,
it is still piss funny this time round!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 6:40, archived)
# Mien Katt


Here's my submission for the weeks competition. I think it has all the elements of a typical b3ta submission. It contains Hitler, Cats and is funny for 3 only seconds. Do I win a prize?
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 6:17, archived)
# "It contains Hitler, Cats and is funny for 3 only seconds"
Shit. Have you been reading the business plan?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 6:21, archived)
# I wrote the business plan.
I've been hovering around this board for a few weeks now. Thought it was finally time to join in. Sussed your methods kids.

Love,

Your Mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 6:34, archived)
# russian women at great prices
I'm sorry, but I find it amusing that a site offering Russian wives at knock-down prices also has a special on Pocket Translators. Surely a one-page sheet with stock phrases like 'shut up and eat your dog food' or 'sex now, please' would do the trick.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 5:51, archived)
# russian beebees may look good but...
In own words: I am vulnerable and delicate but capricious. I am windy, tender, but not always. I love nature, sea, historical novels, pool and Siamese cats.
(thebird, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 6:18, archived)
# I am windy, tender, but not always...
thats all you want in your bride, flatulance, as soon as you get her under the covers "Paaaarrrrrrpppp!!!", god , jeeesus woman, no more boiled cabbage for you, go and get back in your box, filthy russian bride, go and beat yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 7:50, archived)
# howdy
(fricker, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 5:43, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 5:54, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 6:28, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 6:06, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 6:09, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 7:10, archived)
# Here it is....

The full-size, (updated) official, 'non-official', B3TA spring pic.
The happy spring animals are all out to see the first daffodils of spring.
feel free to add stuff! enjoy !
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 18 Feb 2002, 5:32, archived)
# magnifico
see the way the bear sniffs the fragrant daff.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 6:31, archived)
# Hello


I was reading the Metro this morning an saw this on page 13...
"EDGE OF THE SEAT: My all time celebrity death-match would be black-holer Professor Stephen Hawking versus Davros, leader of the Daleks. (Matt Goodier, Manchester)."

Do you think Matt's been here?
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 5:24, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 18 Feb 2002, 5:22, archived)
# Woo, Yay,
and of course, woo again !
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 18 Feb 2002, 5:28, archived)
# You sir, are a giant crab
Magnificent
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 5:30, archived)
# I simply adore
the man's "quite cross" face. Genius.
(I helped save b3ta! CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 6:14, archived)
# absolutely stunning
i am not going to sleep well for weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 7:13, archived)
# Don't need them...

(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 5:19, archived)
# Would you trust this man?

from here
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 5:12, archived)
# Absolutely, yes I would
He is the musical Titan on my Frightened Boy animation, and hence the greatest musician ever to have lived (yes, even better than Jimmy Somerville)
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 18 Feb 2002, 5:50, archived)
# eurgh
furtive's work?
(james, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 4:54, archived)
# what makes you say that?

hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 18 Feb 2002, 6:17, archived)
# That's so
subtle - I love it!

^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Mon 18 Feb 2002, 7:27, archived)
# Furtive's nemesis


Smacked down by Groucho. What are the chances of that happening?
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 4:51, archived)
# woo and yay!
How lovely - coming back from a relaxing week off to find out you're joint winner of a b3ta challenge. lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 4:21, archived)
# no worries
it was good work.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 4:42, archived)
# Well, after recovering from a fine hangover
(thankyou rob)

I learnt to drive a steam train this w/e.

Anyone else do anything exciting, apart from the watching paint dry which a lot of you appear to have been preoccupied with?
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 4:10, archived)
# I made a jar
of pickle. Now I have to try and not eat it before it's ready.
(james, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 4:15, archived)
# what kind of pickle?
I went to the Science museum on sunday and it was ace.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 4:27, archived)
# It was
"James' traditional homemade mixed vege pickle with way too much dill cos' my hand slipped", as eaten by royalty. Although admittedly it didn't take all weekend.
(james, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 4:32, archived)
# that sounds pretty good... so
how long d'you have to wait? In 5 years time - you might try it, love that much dill, and never remember just how much it really was...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 4:35, archived)
# I think it'll be ready
in about a month's time. I don't think I'll miss the volume of dill - there's a lot of greenery in that jar!
(james, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 4:41, archived)
# I love the Science Museum
I once took some kids to a sleepover there with my g/f. It was a complete riot.
Although some lucky ones got to sleep next to the moon capsule, we instead got 'sleds through the ages' and a snoring bloke whose kids ran around screaming all night until I had words with them.

g/f and I got caught by a journalist behind one of the exhibits with a smuggled in bottle of whisky. We shared.

Watching 300odd kids doing origami at 8am before the museum re-opened was fun though.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 4:39, archived)
# goddamn
I really want to do one of those sleepover museum things - the nat history museum would be cool for that too - i just think it would be weirdly creepy but great at the same time.
Not so sure about the kids tho. That's the only drawback!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 4:41, archived)
# I once went to a rave
at a zoo near reading. It was really amusing dribbling on the grass the morning after and watching all these people turning up to see the lions and things.
(james, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 4:44, archived)
# Excellent
I remember once the annual Thorpe Park staff 5-a-side football match/pissup leaving people sleeping all over the park - in rides, in tents, in Mr Rabbit's house etc.

We all then had to get up and do a full day's work before being able to go home for a shower even :( Ah to be that young again that you can just shrug it off.

Particularly nice was the poor sod who decided to have a go on the enclosed spiral tube kiddies slide, after someone had been sick down it.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 4:51, archived)
# I know what you mean.
Why is it that at 22 I could party 26 hours a day, have 3 hours sleep a night all week and drink 8 pints with no hangover, yet at 28 I'm a vegetable if I try that.

Maybe that's why?
(james, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 4:56, archived)
# dude
i am not quite nineteen, and i sleep 14 hours a day. it sucks, i can't set alarms on 12-hour clocks cos they go off after two hours.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 7:16, archived)
# yeah, I didn't go anywhere or do anything
all weekend. Stayed at home.
Didn't drink any booze.
No gin whatsoever. Really
:oP
(Nacho, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 4:26, archived)
# Well done
It is so nice to hear from people who live in such a clean and conscientious manner.
You are a credit to Brighton, Nacho.

Hope you got back OK.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 4:44, archived)
# Shame really
think how much fun we could all have had if you'd come down to london and drank an ocean of gin.

never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 18 Feb 2002, 4:55, archived)
# I
avoided a wasp.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 6:33, archived)
# ummmm.....

yeah right...
(tristan, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 2:43, archived)
# is that your
webcam?
Aren't you tired, tristan?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 4:36, archived)
# Let's just pretend...
that my first post of my misheard-lyric Flash was a preview while I hammered out some of the html problems. This one, then, is official. It's "Bodies Hit the Floor" by Drowning Pool, in case you didn't know. Just the same, sorry for the repost.
(Kimbo, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 1:22, archived)
# That sir...
... is fantastic. Nice use of fat cat!
(Celtis, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 2:51, archived)
# Dammit!
This thing was made to be seen (and hopefully featured)! Bah, I'm such a whore.
(Kimbo, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 4:47, archived)
# Anyone who has ICQ, add me please!
149483000
(AW Productions (UK), Sun 17 Feb 2002, 20:40, archived)
# What is this?
some kind of joke?
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 6:10, archived)
# Goodnight all
the official 'non-official' SPRING 2002 B3ta spring collective pic will be here in full tomoroworow !!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 17 Feb 2002, 20:20, archived)
# oops almost forgot....

the B3TA judges for twat idol 2002
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 17 Feb 2002, 20:04, archived)
# click on my profile
can't you just hear the dance mix...
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Sun 17 Feb 2002, 19:58, archived)
# erm
like the askii pic, how did u get that?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 17 Feb 2002, 20:08, archived)
# There's a web site
that will do it for you. Give it an online gif and it does the rest. Clickityclick
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Sun 17 Feb 2002, 20:15, archived)

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