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(redifusion, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 14:47, archived)

Hunting for Polar Bears

Two fearless hunters scour the Arctic tundra in search of more polar bears...

(greencolander, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 14:42, archived)

Here's

Today's Gallery And yesterday's gallery is hopefully now fixed.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 14:24, archived)

gggrrreat

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 18 Feb 2002, 14:39, archived)

when

70's tv stars go bad......

(redifusion, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 14:15, archived)

That is, my dear man..

incredibly amusing.
Must go change my underwear.
It appears I have wet myself.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 18 Feb 2002, 14:28, archived)

What a fantastic day to be British!

The Royal Marines accidentally invade Spain during an excercise after mistaking it for Gibraltar, the most audacious robbery in history turns out to have been under suspicion for so long that the entire diamond collection they were after had been replaced with replicas months before, and the Paras open fire on a guy in Kabul rushing his pregnant wife to hospital. Today, I am proud to be British.

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crab_bloke), Mon 18 Feb 2002, 14:00, archived)

perhaps we ran out of real news,

and the beeb just copied a load of seventies film plots to kill time.

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spacefish bong!, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 14:35, archived)

Yes

it really does seem like that. an utterly implausible series of things to happen in one day. The copper on the telly was blatantly out of the sweeny (the tv show- obviously he was actually from the real sweeney ostensibly), the crooks were blatantly off a guy ritchie film and the marines invading spain were obviously from a carry on film. ludicrous. i don't believe any of it for a minute.

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crab_bloke), Mon 18 Feb 2002, 15:20, archived)

(Latest News) Apparently..

One of the gang is still at large

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 18 Feb 2002, 13:58, archived)

That damn bear

I knew he was in on it. I just knew it. Quick, call for Gay Dog (is there a Gay Dog Phone, or a Gay Dog Signal or anything)?

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crab_bloke), Mon 18 Feb 2002, 14:06, archived)

Faster than a speeding bullet..

Yay for the dog that's gay!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 18 Feb 2002, 14:25, archived)

Duly added to "The Ballad Of Gay Dog"

which, by a startling coincidence, is over here.

I had to write a verse too...

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flibz, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 14:42, archived)

21th Century Fox

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Kaiser, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 13:40, archived)

hero.......

(redifusion, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 13:35, archived)

that is...

one of the best things I have ever seen in my life.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 3:51, archived)

after keeping my computer on for a while without touching it, it starts to talk and make noises somehow...do i have a virus??

(kw, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 13:34, archived)

Wrong people

to ask. We are a virus... We are LSD, the photoshop of the mind's eye - the fourth eye.

On the other hand, You might have a screen saver with sound - or you may be mad.

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helmetcream, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 16:27, archived)

he's

always with me........

(redifusion, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 13:11, archived)

I want one!

Where can I purchase such a thing as a 'Shatnerthumb?'

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 18 Feb 2002, 13:18, archived)

they've

started doing them on the nhs

(redifusion, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 13:19, archived)

Is there a choice of characters?

I think I'd want a Kirk-flavoured Shatnerthumb, most likely.

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crab_bloke), Mon 18 Feb 2002, 14:09, archived)

gah!

by the way t j hooker was on channel 5 this morning, so i had the pleasure of watching that but it was quite tiresome. did you see it too?

(cold, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 13:35, archived)

More Pogoball

Haha look what i filmed today :)

http://www.spearfoot.com/pogoball/albums/album13/aaf.mpg

muahha :) Stupid kid, oh PS. Look at my pogoball site Pogoball Freestyle, please please ;) After all i did write the lovely insult generator :)

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uberphil, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 12:45, archived)

pretty extreme alright

ever considered setting up loops of fire or jumps over helicopters?

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crab_bloke), Mon 18 Feb 2002, 12:55, archived)

Maybe

Good idea! Ive got some willing recuits who said they would do some "hardcore shit". Petrol anyone?

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uberphil, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 13:12, archived)

don't mind if i do.

will it make my shit more hardcore?

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spacefish bong!, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 13:36, archived)

classy puffin

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breel, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 12:24, archived)

For some reason

that reminds me of Leo Sayer

(Nacho, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 12:27, archived)

fandabidozee

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stouffer, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 12:15, archived)

ha ha!

what a fantastic variation.

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rob, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 12:19, archived)

they were married

they were fucking married. and they once made my flatmate sick.

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stouffer, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 12:20, archived)

how?

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rob, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 12:24, archived)

there was a trailer on the other night for a krankies special (bbc scotland only i suspect) and he had to run off and hurl. then he took two days off with food poisoning. um, hang on. perhaps the krankies weren't the cause of it, but they were definitely implicated.

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stouffer, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 12:29, archived)

She's staring at his nob

and they're both giving a thumbs up.

I predict scarey Scotch-fucking is on the horizon.

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binster, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 13:09, archived)

A new contestant