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# Honey bunches
(TiggleTaggleTiger, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 11:16, archived)
# Huffin' Puffin
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 11:16, archived)
# Louie Anderson
Is an evil bastard
(TiggleTaggleTiger, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 11:13, archived)
# here it is again...

especially for the lazy ones who can't be arsed to view the older posts.....
The full-size, (updated) official, 'non-official', B3TA spring pic.
The happy spring animals are all out to see the first daffodils of spring.
Respec in da area to the b3ta masseev. word. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 18 Feb 2002, 11:10, archived)
# That looks like a
furtive mouse in the front...
(I helped save b3ta! chimpy, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 11:46, archived)
# Fuck me
That chicken's terrifying.
(I helped save b3ta! binster, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 13:03, archived)
# Which is not better...
Google have finally noticed the which is better page and automatically blocked it from being able to query them.

We generated roughly 520,000 search requests in a week, so they were bound to notice eventually, and I'll bet it was the NTK reference that tipped the scales.

They're quite within their rights to block us (it was operating in direct contravention to their terms and conditions).

Oh well. NEXT IDEA!
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 10:55, archived)
# damn
that was so frickin' good tooo.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 18 Feb 2002, 11:01, archived)
# Arse!
Good while it lasted though...

Tell you what though, my GoogleRank tool will work still as it's just being a referrer and not actually a requester. Hooray. Get GoogleRanking.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 11:03, archived)
# you could link it to altavista
but you'd probably get closed down next week... and then work your way through other search engines.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 11:09, archived)
# or teoma...
 
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 11:15, archived)
# We could use frames
and some javascript to read the content of the google page returned - that way we'd be a referrer again... but it would be a lot slower.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 11:26, archived)
# is there any trixy IP masking you can do?
or is that simply evil....
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 11:41, archived)
# You mean
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 11:52, archived)
# Jumbo Swan

Best holiday ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 10:33, archived)
# doing bird
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 10:28, archived)
# he's fat he's round his arse drags on the ground
thank you... i wanna praise you like a ship. Good Ship Reckless that is!
(thebird, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 12:01, archived)
# er thanks.
You know, this pic reminds me of When Jeffrey Met Biggsy
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 2:28, archived)
[challenge entry] my debut here


im not an english speaker, forgive me lord
(voidancer, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 10:26, archived)
# wooow
first page, gracias :)
(voidancer, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 10:37, archived)
# as farked
Britney Spears regrets playing patty-cake with Mike Tyson:
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 10:14, archived)
# hehehe
oops, she did it again!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 18 Feb 2002, 10:38, archived)
# Hit me Baby one more time?
....sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 10:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Start your orking!
(alfons, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 10:05, archived)
# it's banned in all eu countries
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 10:49, archived)
# Hold on
Wasn't he in Land of the Giants?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 9:40, archived)
# Lack of suspense theatre
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 9:28, archived)
# Even less suspense theatre
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 9:37, archived)
# Picking up the pace here
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 10:10, archived)
# Keeping the ball rolling....
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 10:31, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 10:39, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 10:47, archived)
# getting gripping now
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 18 Feb 2002, 10:50, archived)
# and so it continues
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 10:54, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 18 Feb 2002, 10:59, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 18 Feb 2002, 11:08, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 11:17, archived)
# zoiks!
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 10:58, archived)
# Surely..
one of the genius'/creators of the previous, could turn the 'tablegeezers' into a gif or flash??
it is getting funnier!!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 18 Feb 2002, 11:15, archived)
# PLEASE
tell me this is real.
for a cleaner clearer nasal passage
(gabe, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 9:20, archived)
# It certainly is...
It's a very old Hatha Yoga cleansing technique . I have to admit that I tried it once, but it hurt a lot and I nearly choked to death so I wouldn't recommend it.
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 9:43, archived)
# I was young,
naive and pissed off with sneezing all the time due to hay fever, in case you were wondering the circumstances in which I carried out this experiment...
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 9:51, archived)
# surprisingly
similar to my situation now. except its not havfever, its just a fucking irritating nose.im sure i saw a suitably shaped pot in the kitchen...
(gabe, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 10:18, archived)
# Go on, do it
and video yourself doing it then put up some still shots of the experiment afterwards (if you're still alive). That would be like weeeeeeeee!
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 10:24, archived)
# have u heard of albert the squirrel?
"there was this man and he was like wheeeeeeeee
and it was so cool cause he was like wheeeeeeeeee"
no? oh, nevermind then. he's quite good
(gabe, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 10:49, archived)
# Gonads and Strife
Hold on to your little.....
(Quantum Mechanic is taking his work back underground…, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 11:05, archived)
# that rings bells
whats it from?
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 12:17, archived)
# you'll find it at
www.threebrain.com
it's like weeeeeee

gonads in the lightnening!!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 18 Feb 2002, 13:11, archived)
# Gay dogs fag hag
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 9:17, archived)
# ha
that made me laugh so much, i spat on my screen
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 9:19, archived)
# Cool. Did your monitor explode,
or is that just an urban myth about water on a screen making it blow up?
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 9:47, archived)
# Heh
If that was true, I'd get through so many monitors :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 11:08, archived)
# We've upgraded our desks at B3taHQ
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 9:16, archived)
# Do they have
pedals? For back up power.
(james, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 9:53, archived)
# My long term forecast


turned out nice again
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 9:13, archived)
# Bored? Then "ask the pigeon"
Some pigeon has set up a claiming to know everything. Why not go to his site and ask him something.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 9:03, archived)
# dr universe
would eat him to increase his knowledge power.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 9:09, archived)
# probably ...
... but the pigeon chap just emailed me asking me to link to it. He's just replied to my email using an EMAIL WITH PICTURES. woo.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 9:12, archived)
# i hope the
pigeon is aware that he is taking on a cat in the quest for knowledge, that is all.

If he keeps away from science museums, he should be okay.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 9:19, archived)
# my pigeon question was
"what would happen if Scientist crossed a kitten with a pigeon?"

look what came up


mucho respect
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 9:43, archived)
# that is really
great.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 9:45, archived)
# Cheap at half the price!
(The Werejackal, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 9:00, archived)
# Another swearing keyboard
With the ability to swear musically, good fun.

www.gimpchimp.com/swf/turretaphone1.0a.swf

Apologies if this has already been seen ... but be gentle, this is my first posting to the board.
(I helped save b3ta! Ironz, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 8:44, archived)
# yep it's been already done...
... cause it was co-made by the same chap who co-made the buffy one.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 8:45, archived)
# :( Ah well
I like to curse lyrically.
(I helped save b3ta! Ironz, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 8:57, archived)
# I like to swear like a beat box
C of cunt = bass drum
FFF of fuck = snare
bollocks = high hat

"cunt bollocks fuck fuck,
cunt bollocks fuck"
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 9:06, archived)
# cunt cunt fuck! cunt cunt fuck!
What famous drum beat is this?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 9:21, archived)
# is it
another one bites the dust?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 18 Feb 2002, 9:31, archived)
# We will rock you
How about
Cunt Fuck C'Cunt cunt fuck
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 9:32, archived)
# Sunday bloody sunday?
btw: you were right about we will rock you.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 9:35, archived)
# Probably so
but I was specifically thinking of 'Walk this way' by Run DMC & Aerosmith
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 9:38, archived)
# "Walk this Way"
By Aerosmith.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 9:37, archived)
# You can swearbox
Like a true champion
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 9:42, archived)
# It's "We will Rock You"
By Queen, of course.


By the way, if you use brushes on the hi-hat, does it become "shitty-shitty"?

(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 9:34, archived)
# cunty cunt cunty cunt cunty cunt cunt
cunty cunt cunty cunt cunty cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 10:15, archived)
# That's the problem with contemporary music...
...Too many Cunts are involved.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 18 Feb 2002, 10:42, archived)

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