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# Der Flammen-Kitten
(BlueJames, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:36, archived)
# Reposted from this morning......
Naughty.
(I helped save b3ta! hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:52, archived)
# Groundhog Afternoon
Imagine my suprise to come back to the board after last night and find the same picture from 5am......Damn the fizzy pop was strong... 8)

Um. Oops.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:55, archived)
# Good to see you burning
not only the midnight oil, but also the early morning oil too.....WHAT time did you go to bed?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:29, archived)
# connie chung
(BlueJames, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:30, archived)
# haha
that was from my elvis pic last night!
im afraid i dont get the joke though :(
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:52, archived)
# because i could
(BlueJames, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:11, archived)
# Sorry to bombard you with music
Just made a lullaby and nearly put myself to sleep making it Fnord's Lullaby - Movement 1(parp!)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:23, archived)
# wonderful baby music
my little nephew would love that

but I'm not gonna play it to him

-*=Order the b3ta CD's here=*-
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:25, archived)
# Ooooh
my missus could sing along to that out of tune plinky plonky bit on it
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:26, archived)
# lovely!
but so soporific i can barely type now...
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:26, archived)
# Now
I typed it for you :o)
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:27, archived)
# than...
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:31, archived)
# ks.
?
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:33, archived)
# *nods*
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:35, archived)
# that is really rather lovely
aaaahhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:26, archived)
# yay!!!!!!!!!
fnord, could you do some themes for the lineal animations? I dont have any quip here, and thats exactly the kind of tonality they need for backgrounds. pleeasssee?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:30, archived)
# thanks, I'm using setting 93 which is a Vibraphone sound apparently
with a waltz beat behind it. (I did go on for another minute or so but it broke down into just 'noise'. I can do some 'random stuff' i'll have a go at playing along to them.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:40, archived)
# hahahaha...
For the first time ever I wish I had some kids...
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:31, archived)
# Aaaaawwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:22, archived)
# kinell
what is that thing !?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:29, archived)
# for some reason
I felt compelled to type "soaking wet pussy" into Googles image search and see what non porn pics came up
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:31, archived)
# Dunno...
... but I'm sure there's some bloke called Ash trying to catch them all.
(I helped save b3ta! TooMuch2AM, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:32, archived)
# thats beautiful dad.
:s sooo sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:37, archived)
# Oops!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:20, archived)
# damn that
one handed inverted crucifiction.
(Maels, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:22, archived)
# haha
that'll teach the spidery mo fo.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:28, archived)
# Fantastic!
You not-so-lazy bastard!
8D
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:33, archived)
# :o)
Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:37, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Scene, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:45, archived)
# rah !
(I helped save b3ta! iamhyperdog, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:55, archived)
# Goodnight All
It is 2am and I have had way too much to drink!
May your hummus be of a joyous and bountiful nature!

Later people!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:17, archived)
# goodnight
australia.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:18, archived)
# I've made some moosic
big long sentence of military nonsense taken from a neo-geo game, on top of a couple of breakbeats and an organ riff.

NATO_defense.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:15, archived)
# Well, I must say
that today is a fabaroo music b3ta day!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:23, archived)
[challenge entry] mmmmmm
sacreligous
(Maels, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:01, archived)
# I like your style
sacrilicious ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:06, archived)
# hehehehehehe!
nice
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:09, archived)
# you'll be looking for platform 6
if you're trying to get the train to hell :)

good joke though, made me chortle
(Seaneeboy, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:19, archived)
[challenge entry] david and goliath: 2002...
tie your mother down...

(steveyo, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:59, archived)
# that deserves a...

(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:02, archived)
# Brian blessed rules
O.K.
(Seaneeboy, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:08, archived)
# two rotherham lads in one post,
nuff respek.
(I helped save b3ta! iamhyperdog, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:36, archived)
# heehee
HAHAHAHAHA! I never seen such a biblical funny
(KazzyD, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:15, archived)
# right
having not left home all day i am going to log off rate my kitten and venture to tescos. Wish me luck, and godspeed.
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:45, archived)
# I wish you
good hummus :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:49, archived)
# and gods
dessert!
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:02, archived)
# am back
have bought pepsi and prawn salad thing (albeit at vast expense) so am happy.
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:36, archived)
# nice,
strange how the mollusc pastas are always double the price and then turn out to be pieces of tofu anyway. good for you, just realised I have no food in the house. But I hav ebooze. booze good for hangover.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:39, archived)
# there is no better cure.
i am mightily disturbed by lemon hiding in salad thing. slices of lemon, maybe, great big fuck-off hunks of lemon...no.
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:43, archived)
# .

Hope you lot know your cheese, lest the pun be lost forever!
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:43, archived)
# .
emmental
(I helped save b3ta! hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:50, archived)
# pfffft
picky, i googled for emental and it didn't suggest emmental therefore it's their fault.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:51, archived)
# Try googling
for emental cheese and it does.

W/Y/H for the picture tho'. The lack of a Mr. Pedantic made my reply less lighthearted than intended.
(I helped save b3ta! hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:55, archived)
# I knew
you were joshing, your name is hobnobgoblin after all
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:56, archived)
# gnnnnnnnnnn!
*cringing*
=)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:50, archived)
# that`s the reaction
I was gunning for!
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:52, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:57, archived)
# quality
I saw the original the other day on boab's site, gut schtuff
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:08, archived)
[challenge entry] ive found the missing link...


(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:33, archived)
# there is no limit
to the possibilities of no-hands kitty. I love that.
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:35, archived)
# INDEED
That one is lovely
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:38, archived)
# good job ratemykitten
doesn't do royalties otherwise we'd be fucked!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:44, archived)
# i know
i love that kitten
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:43, archived)
# whys
it looking at me?
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:52, archived)
# hahah!
anyone seen this yet?

www.humancheese.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:29, archived)
# Goood
Grief!
"Half-a-pound of winslet please"
(I helped save b3ta! Devious ...what?, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:36, archived)
# bloody hell
that can't be serious can it?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:40, archived)
# I dunno
some people take the idea of britney spears lactating very seriously indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:49, archived)
# hahaha
worth it just for the first sentence!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:48, archived)
# wronger than a wrong thing
The organ is a Yamaha VSS-200 btw.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:50, archived)
# oh my fucking god!
Some people just need to be put down with just a *smidge* of pain involved.....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:52, archived)
# I dunno,
Im all for these people, talk about a niche market. I mean, youve got your endangered animals delicacies and the like, but you havnt lived till you've had pamela andersons lactating smeg brie.

edit - the diy pages are incredible.

edit 2 - aaaahahahah! employment opportunities :

Are you fit and healthy ?
Are you aged between 16 and 35 ?
Do you need easy-to-earn â„¢ extra income ?
Are you outgoing and friendly ?
Do you enjoy rewarding work ?
Are you currently lactating ?

If you answered yes to the above questions then we need you !

(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:06, archived)
# More than a "smidge"
is sometimes recommended!!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:09, archived)
# i dunno why...
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:20, archived)
# is it the humungus gari fly di baldi from
ogdens nut gone flake?
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:23, archived)
# that
it is my friend :)
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:34, archived)
# excelent
you don't hapen to have a picture of stan do you!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:48, archived)
# eeer
what?
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:58, archived)
# don't wory
I just listened to that album yesterday and I was getting all bizare quoting from it. There is a guy called Stan in one of the songs and he rides atop a giant fly.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:10, archived)
# Tada!


(P.S. someone must have done this before [I think I am seeing things on b3ta, forgetting about them, and then getting deja vu whenever I post - Anyway, I'm new to all this and I like the way this one turned out...)
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:19, archived)
# Woo & Yay for Mr. Kubrick
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:23, archived)
# its lovely man,
any chance of a 1024x768 wallpaper version for betapaper?

(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:23, archived)
# Of course...
Will do - I'll submit once I've scaled it up/tagged it etc.
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:41, archived)
# hehehe

woo yays don't count as reposts do they?
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:24, archived)
# When a problem comes along

........!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:19, archived)
# haha..
That took me some time...
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:34, archived)
# brilliant!
took me a good couple of seconds as well...makes it all the more hilarious...
(zyn (thetix), Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:47, archived)
# custom made for mr. bananaman...
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:14, archived)
# that's
de-light-ful!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:16, archived)
# Nice one, KB...
Here is a link for them funky bulbs I used for the Freddy image : www.factorydirectcraft.com/lamp/335110.gif
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:22, archived)
# Yay!
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:24, archived)
# clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap!
a combination of styles there. i like!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:23, archived)
# gosh,
pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! iamhyperdog, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:40, archived)
# The moment you have been waiting for
Today I received the proofs for the Koit B3TA song albums.......they are indeed excellent and I am very pleased and proud of them.

So why not buy them !? Click the following link to see details.........

-*=Order the b3ta CD's here=*-
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:07, archived)
# did you say you're going to the halloween bash?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:09, archived)
# YEP
-*=Order the b3ta CD's here=*-
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:10, archived)
# is that
link gonna be a constant footer for the foreseeable future? hehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:16, archived)
# YEAH
But not for this reply.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:20, archived)
# ten
quids a bit steep
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:17, archived)
# but so is a big hill
?!
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:24, archived)
# fair
one :)
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:30, archived)
# if i've got any cash at that time (and you've got any left)
could i buy one then? money's too tight to mention, as they say.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:25, archived)
# of course you may
thanks SF
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:30, archived)
# yay!!!!!!
fecking woosome sah! nice that its done, and so proffessionally too! jiffy wrap and everything, well, Im working again, so when I get paid, the cheque, as they say, is in the mail. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:11, archived)
# Thanks guvnor
just gonna spazz back now and see what others have made.........

-*=Order the b3ta CD's here=*-
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:11, archived)
# hurrah!
when i stumble into quiddage, i shall buy
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:11, archived)
# right everyone...
i'm off... nice seeing you all... thanks for a fun afternoon b3taing...
(Rockbus, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:05, archived)
# My favourite book
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:03, archived)
# yes
that is woo and it is yay
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:06, archived)
# excellent
!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:07, archived)
# i recognise that show
but only as the fucking insane thing that would be on channel4 at six in the morning when you couldn't sleep and wondered down to the lounge.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:12, archived)
# I wish they bloody
would show it again - all the videos are out of production.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:16, archived)
# here's a treat then
...you'll have to wait a bit while I make it.
The following will play while you wait www.sfxb.co.uk/vids/Ulysses.wmv
(hopefully) - actually that's the treat there.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:18, archived)
# Woo!
Excellent stuff - I have to find the videos now!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:52, archived)
# wow,
now that brings back thursday afternoons in a rush, thank you fnord.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:00, archived)
# any one else remember

had to download that image to proove that my self i hadnt made it up
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:29, archived)
# was my favourite
ever show ever actually, how many people have fan sites? incredible.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:49, archived)
# I hated it -
I thought it was crap.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:54, archived)
# i was more of a
cities of gold fella me self
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:07, archived)

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