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Crumbs chief!

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:28, archived)

coldplay vs chubbybus

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d d, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:32, archived)

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:58, archived)

Hahah

fantastic mouth jitter action there.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 6:00, archived)

no mom ill take out ht edishes later

no man you can wasch my dishes mom

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d d, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 6:10, archived)

what the hell mom these dishes RRE FULL OF DOOKY

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 6:13, archived)

mom no you can suck myy dick okay i am not going to do anymore chores and im rumming awya ffrom homo

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d d, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 6:15, archived)

This is how the rockstars was born.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 6:21, archived)

did he blow up a bus or a pen?

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:34, archived)

a pen

he's actually about to run into a WH Smith. the bus being there is just an unfortunate coincidence

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:44, archived)

there are no coincidences, only failures and misery.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:53, archived)

Penfold: Have you got something clever up your sleeve, D.M.?
Dangermouse: Only my arm, Penfold, and that's no cleverer than the rest of me.

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:56, archived)

I love smashing stuff

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:36, archived)

life4unow: you guya RRE FULL OF DOOKY

Yeah I've been at the fucking youtube comments again.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:37, archived)

This is well worth a watch

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW6uamyFTH0

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:38, archived)

FUCKING HANG THEM

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:39, archived)

but more to the point:

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:42, archived)

OOOH METH

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:45, archived)

I know it's pathetic but

I saw the phrase "dead cat" in the description and I didn't want to know.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:41, archived)

Trust me, it's worth it

You will not see a dead cat.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:43, archived)

it's a performance art piece staged on judge judy by three members of a couple of bands.

they're pretending and while the description is noxious, they made the whole thing up. the confessions are floating about if you search for them.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:46, archived)

i just looked up this bands and i think i like most of them thoughh h

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d d, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 6:16, archived)

i don't have the energy to listen to them.

i'm too busy being thankful for minor happinesses.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 6:22, archived)

HOLY SHIT YES

I know these silly bands. I kind of like Shams and Narwhalz.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:44, archived)

"we only smash stuff OUTSIDE".

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:46, archived)

oh, and

the remix.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:51, archived)

We love smashin stuff. Gotta say we do!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:57, archived)

Alright, Mama

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 6:21, archived)

stealin g some teeth mountain as i type this

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d d, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 6:23, archived)

My friend gave me mono by spitting on my face

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 6:27, archived)

knights of the iron templar

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(grotpig, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:23, archived)

EVIL zionist JEW bbasterd MONEY StEALER $HWARTZBERG

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d d, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:25, archived)

That was last week.

This week it's puppies.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:27, archived)

JEW BASTARD PUPPIES?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:27, archived)

oH I DIDNT GEt tHE MEMO

i BLAME COLDPLAY

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d d, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:28, archived)

captain freedom

do you like freedom? Or do you LOVE freedom?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:32, archived)

I acTUALLY HATE FREEDOM - MY ASSHOLE IS FaT

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d d, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:42, archived)

*takes notes*

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:56, archived)

PROTECT YOUR BALLS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:33, archived)

ENORMOUS PRAWNS - WHAT ARE THE ODDS?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:38, archived)

what balls?? all i have are nuts and dicks

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d d, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:44, archived)

Hahaha I was watching tourettes guy the other day for the first time in ages.

"SUCK MY DICK OR COCK!"

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:46, archived)

This is known as the "alternative close"

It lets the person feel as though they have a choice, even if both choices result in their mouth being stuffed with penis.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:47, archived)

itsthe besteristmy dick and cock go hard soundswrong wven i see htat fucker yellink

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d d, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:50, archived)

it's a slash choose your own adventure story.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:54, archived)

"turn to page cock to continue your adventure"

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:57, archived)

uh oh papercut.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:59, archived)

zionist jews?!

madness.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:34, archived)

now wait, you're putting far too much effort into this

GOOD JOB

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:26, archived)

i love that robots from the future are wearing costumes made from old fleece blankets.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:29, archived)

robots with a handout

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:29, archived)

and enormous iron boots.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:30, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:19, archived)

Wa --Heyyyyyy

wonderful

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:23, archived)

It nearly broke my mind making this.

I should have looked for a tutorial, but I thought, "how hard can it be?"
I have a rough method worked out now, but it's not great. I'm definitely going to look for a better way.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:25, archived)

LET'S ALL GIVE HIM A BIG HAND

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:24, archived)

WHAT DO YOU MEAN RAPITINUI?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:26, archived)

that's you in the suit, isn't it

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:27, archived)

Suit?

THEMS MY MULES

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:29, archived)

fuck dude

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d d, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:26, archived)

i love this like a never-ending slap to the face.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:30, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 4:39, archived)

WHERE'S THE FUCKING MONEY, LEBOWSKI?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 4:41, archived)

hahahh hee hee hee hee hohoho

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d d, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:24, archived)

gee, I was hoping you'd show up today

since you're a REAL LIFE SUPER HERO

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:26, archived)

I can't say which one though, or it wouldn't be a secret

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:36, archived)

no nose?

i bet a fungus stole it.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:33, archived)

bread mould?! and not the fun kind..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:40, archived)

i put it down to a lack of healthcare infrastructure.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:55, archived)

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:33, archived)

HE SMELLS OF BLOOOOOOODDD

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:37, archived)

Hahahahahaha I like this

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 9:11, archived)

AND ANOTHER

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 4:11, archived)

Is something wonky with the Image Challenge portion of the site?

there seems to be a bit of a problem looking at the entries for the new one... it sends me to the challenge history, and nothing happens when I click "see the entries" for this week.

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tubaman, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 4:33, archived)

yes, there is.

no subdirectory allocated, I don't actually know how the system usually works.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 4:36, archived)

usually it goes to the "latest entries"

and it still works for previous challenges.

odd,
but I hope the boffins will have it all sorted out by the morning.

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tubaman, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 4:40, archived)

Goats and pulleys sounds pretty plausible to me.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:04, archived)

The boffins don't care about us Gaye shifters

Fact

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:07, archived)

They don't care much for the Day Shift

either!

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tubaman, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:28, archived)

chitty chitty bang bang

we love you
but not the jew
chitty chitty bang bang
chitty chitty bang bang

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 4:37, archived)

must be a new challenge or something

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 3:28, archived)

I (don't) see what you did there

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 4:05, archived)

INVISIBAL HITLR.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:56, archived)

ning

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 3:02, archived)

ahh

but was that ACTUAL history ;)

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FIEND, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 3:04, archived)

guess we'll find out when we're dead

;)

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 3:07, archived)

I think McKellen's cock is bigger than that.

uh, or so I've heard.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 4:36, archived)

While looking for the worst comics super-hero ever...

I found this:

only slightly shopped!

RIS

Historical?

Maybe!

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tubaman, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 2:55, archived)

I was compelled

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:25, archived)

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Microwave, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 2:55, archived)

scary jacket

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 2:56, archived)

GJM!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 3:21, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 3:56, archived)

I GOT RHYTHM

I GOT MUSIC

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 4:37, archived)

fucking kraftwerk freaking me out.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:58, archived)

She was always getting tied up anyway.

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 2:54, archived)

Ooh, that's a bit good.

Have a click.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 3:20, archived)

that's hot.

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 4:38, archived)

lovely

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 19:51, archived)

Damn Superman's human lungs !!!!

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FIEND, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 2:52, archived)

Ace

that works on so many levels. click

(Subway Riding the rails underground, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 2:59, archived)

QnD HMH Not a Compo entry HTH HAND

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 2:26, archived)

she puts her toenail polish on with the same roller setup they use to paint ceilings.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 2:31, archived)

oh me oh my oh Hwang Mi Hee!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 2:37, archived)

Oops

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 2:08, archived)

hahaha - quality

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dogfish, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 2:10, archived)

haha

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 2:12, archived)

Rainbows! Where are the RAINBOWS? >:@

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 2:15, archived)

Sadly they are just regular dinosaurs :-(

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 2:16, archived)

The vegetarian ones will be, at least

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 2:19, archived)

i like the bucktoothsaurus.

and the big purple dick.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 2:29, archived)

click

_{Mainly for dinosaurs}

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 2:43, archived)

Thank you.

Maybe this weeks alternative compo should just be dinosaurs.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 2:51, archived)

I like the mongy penisy purply one on the right

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 3:14, archived)

Not sure but I like the idea

(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 2:01, archived)

Spoon?

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 2:02, archived)

In fact

A spoooooooooooooooooonful

(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 2:06, archived)

Touche!

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 2:12, archived)

TBH

I'm just relieved someone got it!

(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 2:14, archived)

Batman - nazi collaberator.

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(Subway Riding the rails underground, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 1:56, archived)

Fair enough

I'm having a hard time coming up with something for the compo

Watchmen already did most of the good ideas.

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 1:58, archived)

I thought so as well...

make super heroes responsible for what has happened...

(Subway Riding the rails underground, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 2:01, archived)

Biblical fart

(nraphael, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 1:46, archived)

i'm curious why you and others are interpreting history to include myths.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 1:57, archived)

what, like 9/11?

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rduke "you can buy most things in most shops", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 2:01, archived)

yeah, that.

also, since when do farts get accorded speech bubbles? that's just odd.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 2:03, archived)

michelangelo is a party dude

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 2:16, archived)

Who was present when the Hood was sunk?

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The lamest superhero of them all - Aquaman.

(Subway Riding the rails underground, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 1:27, archived)

Heh.

speaking of which I have just been reading this
www.cracked.com/article_16547_the-7-crappiest-super-heroes-in-comic-book-history.html

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 1:42, archived)

Wow

The Whizzer and the Black Condor - how awful must they have been

(Subway Riding the rails underground, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 1:57, archived)

all superheroes are crappier than FUCKMAN.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 2:01, archived)

I think this should win.

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 1:13, archived)

now, you've wasted an opportunity to put the incredible hulk in there

no, the other one :p

(Blythy Pop Quiz Hotshot..., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 1:18, archived)

inb4biggar

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 1:18, archived)

its ok

because I'm leeching it.

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 1:21, archived)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 1:21, archived)

ROUNDER.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 1:30, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 1:36, archived)

The real reason behind the Challenger Explosion

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Superman had a Big Mac Attack

(Subway Riding the rails underground, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 1:06, archived)

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