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[challenge entry] "Why the long face" ?

Prob not worth it's own thread, but....is there a postal strike
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:06, archived)
# Zebradong
Woo!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:09, archived)
# and tits
what a great post
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:12, archived)
# I noticed that too
NSFW !!!!!!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:16, archived)
# He's well hung :D
woo
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:14, archived)
# Postal Strike?



I think some shit got nuked while we was sleep sleeping
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:15, archived)
# This city's afraid of me... I've seen its zoo face.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:17, archived)
# Hmmm, it seems we have more than one tit on the board....sigh
Hi, and welcome to the shortest board page evah
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:32, archived)
# Well it certainly left me with an explanation to give my work colleagues that were milling around me when I opened /board...
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:38, archived)
# I'm ok, the magazine I work at is called 'Big Guns and Big 'uns'
so I take it it's (..) elevating flounce to troll
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:42, archived)
# iis (.......) causing evilness?
that's just naughty.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:44, archived)
# Between that and all the pictures of tits with 'ning' over them.
That's why I don't look at b3ta at work.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:43, archived)
# wtf
what's going on
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:38, archived)
# Heh heh!
One-thread board again. I wonder how many 'comedy' accounts this cockwallet has left.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:39, archived)
# If b3ta is dying, feed it


I'm hungry, anyone feeling like making breekfeets?

also, in all seriousness, I have to say this.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 6:52, archived)
# ^ Toats!!!!
Ning discomeats..

ning real
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 6:53, archived)
# yay for toats!
'ning!

\o/
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 6:54, archived)
# foooooooooooooooooooooooooood
 
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 7:15, archived)
# aww
smear them in BROWN SAUCE

and TOMTAMO SAUCE

and EAT THEM
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 7:16, archived)
#
 
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 7:21, archived)
# Ketchup looks serious.
Fuck that. I'm outta here.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 7:22, archived)
# they had it coming! they had it coming! they only had themselves to blame
 

 
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 7:30, archived)
# It's like romeo and juliet man
it could only end in tragedy
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 7:32, archived)
# delicious, artery-hardening tragedy.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 7:34, archived)
# Nice sauce pic!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 7:23, archived)
# Mr Sauce is a jealous lover.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 7:31, archived)
# that's not toats - its a triangle of ham
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 7:04, archived)
# It's very pale ham then?
Ning taters
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 7:11, archived)
# ning wb
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 7:05, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 7:10, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:27, archived)
# what's with the magenta cock on the left hand side of the plate
?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 6:54, archived)
# Roughage
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 6:56, archived)
# puts hairs on the lungs
makes a manly mans man
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 6:57, archived)
# DEATH TO HU-MANS
 

 
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 7:12, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 7:16, archived)
# BEARFASKT
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 8:53, archived)
# 8D
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:19, archived)
# magenta?!
I think you'd better calibrate your occular pathway
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 6:56, archived)
# EVENING ALL PUT THE BOOT IN SAH!
 

 
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 7:01, archived)
# this disturbs and scares me
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 7:16, archived)
# you gotta beat it with a stick you gotta beat it til it's thick
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 7:21, archived)
# then tie it up with a usb cable?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 7:27, archived)
# you gotta rock til you see red you gotta live until you're dead now do you understand.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 7:30, archived)
# haha
I don't understand a thing
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 7:33, archived)
# Arrgh, you've done it now
heads off for full english
Ning : )
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 7:10, archived)
# raw placenta on the side
 
afterbirth before lunch
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 7:13, archived)
# nomnoms time!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 7:15, archived)
# do you want sauce with that ?

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 7:59, archived)
# haha
spiciest sauce wins :D
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 8:06, archived)
# very good
:D
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:08, archived)
# Fake
Needs coffee & cigarettes
also Ning :)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:08, archived)
# only if one is bitter, hateful and french
'ning

:)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:26, archived)
# Haha
*makes another roll up to reaffirm my Englishnessism
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:29, archived)
# This pic is so great is seems to occupy 10 threads!
Has we glitch in matrix this morning?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:18, archived)
# Oh I thought all the people I have on ignore actually posted pics for once
;)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:25, archived)
# I think someone had a mental detonation during the night
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:25, archived)
# spazzed up after the twunt who posted after me lastnight
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:32, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:31, archived)
# OMG ALENS!
INWADE EALAND!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:41, archived)
# four beans
the correct amount, they're always cold
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:44, archived)
# and congealed
completely dry and congealed
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:58, archived)
# *stabs fork into monitor*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:19, archived)
# have some biccies too

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:21, archived)
# Noms
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:24, archived)
#

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:43, archived)
# Your assortment choices please me.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:48, archived)
# I am glad for this scenario.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Maybe I shouldn't run this by Valve.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 4:25, archived)
# Alive, alive-o.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 4:48, archived)
# Did he take a
Red Bull?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 5:00, archived)
# I, I thought it was a well known invasive species!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 5:49, archived)
# Ramble on.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 6:02, archived)
# SNAIL
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 6:31, archived)
# ARGH!
I didn't know they did that!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 6:48, archived)
# needs more bow chikka wow wow
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 6:54, archived)
# I am loving the links...
If only we have somewhere we could put them all?

Also

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 6:53, archived)
# you could try del.icio.us if you want to save bookmarks I guess
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 6:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Dilemma
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 2:07, archived)
# May I suggest......
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 2:13, archived)
# Good enough for your horse
Good enough for you
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 3:02, archived)
# Word!!!!!!!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 3:04, archived)
# pfffffffffffffft
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 4:49, archived)
# It'd be neat if that happened to people.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 3:45, archived)
# Colossal monkey fuck. I always did hate monkeys except for maybe four of them.


There should have been a monkey fucking image challenge instead.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 2:02, archived)
# *uploads home movies*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 2:06, archived)
# Can't wait. It gets lonely here in the morgue at night.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 2:10, archived)
# maybe you could watch
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 2:16, archived)
# I liked that film quite a bit. Rather creepy in parts.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 2:19, archived)
# it's been a long time since i've seen it
but i remember it to be pretty good
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 2:49, archived)
# I hate nasty monkeys too.
and zebras.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 2:10, archived)
# Hear Hear
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 2:10, archived)
# frog fucks granny
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 2:21, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 2:43, archived)
# that looks nothing like Atomic on the top
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 3:42, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 3:59, archived)
# I think there should be a reshare button of some sort.
That way the web browser will cache the image and the user can click to the original thread. It's a pretty good message board but some have features this one doesn't, it would be cool to enrich it.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 4:02, archived)
# It's clear to me what 'back panel slides' means to you
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 4:03, archived)
# I love this!!! Not in a sexy way of course.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 4:10, archived)
# what about this?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 8:29, archived)
# It'd be neat if that happened to people.
 
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 3:46, archived)
# So, I punched him in the genitals.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 4:15, archived)
# Go on son
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:11, archived)
# what a happy wee chap
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:26, archived)
# =D
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:31, archived)
# yeah - i filtered! fuggit :D
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 0:37, archived)
# YO
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 0:38, archived)
# ...shame about that 'fux' person -- tsk tsk tsk
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 0:41, archived)
# It was Happytoast
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 0:44, archived)
# :O
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 0:44, archived)
# also,,, I know this hurts
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 0:48, archived)
# stationary boob dance
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 0:54, archived)
# she's getting closer
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 1:19, archived)
# your all shit
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 0:51, archived)
# :-3
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 0:54, archived)
# I'm just kidding.
You're way better than mofaha.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 0:55, archived)
# i knew that
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 1:09, archived)
# You are so gullible.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 2:17, archived)
# lol
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 1:09, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 1:28, archived)
# place your bets
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 1:41, archived)
# damb!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 1:43, archived)
# ^ wins
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 1:49, archived)
# Oh boy, 3 whole threads on the /board page.
Somebody introduce cr3 to unit testing.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 0:58, archived)
# there was a page full of spam-posts which kind of donked up the threads when they got deleted
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 1:00, archived)
# B-but that doesn't make sense from an autogenerational point of view.
If I have a list of threads:
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,...
And I stick the first 6 on the main board:
1,2,3,4,5,6
But it turns out the prime ones are spam:
4,6
I would just fill in the main board with threads until I had 6:
4,6,8,9,10,12
But it looks like some iffy programming does not do this and instead just has 4,6
Or possibly nothing in the worst case scenario.
If I was thread 8, I would be miffed my stuff disappeared due to spam.
Not fair. Bad programming. Other slagging. You're not a mod, are you? Also, I've been known to filter but your image looks more like art.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 1:15, archived)
# probably saves database effort to just take the latest 10 entries and go from there.
but it might not have been designed with spam in mind originally.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 1:25, archived)
# OK
B3ta users seem to handle spam well.
Boiling piss and barfing rabid dogs come to mind.

Bloops primary color octopusses are much nicer though.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 1:34, archived)
# BOILING PISS
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 1:36, archived)
# Woe to future spammers, for they will swim in rivers of boiling piss.
*goes off to make lant*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 3:44, archived)
# let's octopus
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 1:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 1:49, archived)
# bro!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 1:51, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 2:14, archived)
# So many octopusses, even zebra octopusses!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 3:39, archived)
# select * from threads where deleted=0 order by id desc limit 10;
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 6:18, archived)
# I am not a mod.
and thanks! :)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 1:27, archived)
# BRACE SHIELDS!
We're smarter than this.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 2:18, archived)
# How do I keep missing these things.
What the fuck is going on around here?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 2:11, archived)
# oh wow, are these the final death throws of b3ta?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 1:11, archived)
# I was gonna whip my defibrillator out and try and help
But i don't want it's ribcage bursting open and chomping my arms off.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 1:22, archived)
# what, why wouldn't you want your arms chomped off?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 1:33, archived)
# It's a sacrafice i'm just not willing to make...
Plus it's not me.. you can test my blood if you like.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 1:41, archived)
# ok
if x is a percentage of y, what is y?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 1:49, archived)
# y= the thing.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 1:53, archived)
# you've passed
you can remove the sacrificial robes now
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 2:06, archived)
# "throes"
unless b3ta is doing judo or wrestling or something, in which case i withdraw my pedantry
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 1:35, archived)
# huh!
*learns*
*steals nerdy guy's lunch money*

;)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 1:45, archived)
# killing b3ta once again
CUNT
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 1:26, archived)
# fuggemall
 

 
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 4:44, archived)
# Nice =)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 4:50, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:07, archived)

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