b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Archive 41864 (Older | Newer)

[challenge entry]
(, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 1:53, archived)
# \o
(, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 1:56, archived)
# 'I like this!'
(, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 2:31, archived)
# haha
'likes'
(, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 4:10, archived)
# It was only a matter of time
(, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 7:39, archived)
# This will be great when they add new icons in 2017
Its almost like they dont need fucking donations!

. © Bloop
(, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 7:54, archived)
# HAhaha fuck!
'ning
(, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 9:05, archived)
# haha
great work
(, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 10:00, archived)
# 'would donate'
(, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 10:09, archived)
# Lovely
(, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 11:28, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:06, archived)
# fuckcraft
(, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:08, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:28, archived)
# Too soon!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:29, archived)
# woah!
do I need 3D glasses to view this properly?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:31, archived)
# i wear 3d glasses to make the world seem more real
trufacts TM
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:33, archived)
# I wear beer goggles to make the world seem less real.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 1:55, archived)
# 4D
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:34, archived)
# but the fourth dimension is time
...?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:35, archived)
# He did this tomorrow
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:37, archived)
# i posted that comment yesterday
woah
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:47, archived)
# FUCK JUST GOT 4D
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:51, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 23:18, archived)
# Oh wow. Time well spent Moding Internet Cunt. (MIC)
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 23:21, archived)
# IT DOESN'T WORK
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 23:26, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
FL MIC
(I bet you laughed when you finished making this! Sad that is)
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 23:28, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 23:40, archived)
# Ha Ha...silly pedro.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 23:39, archived)
# PEDRO'S A HERO
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 23:51, archived)
# ahahaha
(, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 1:57, archived)
# FP THAT THEN!
The 4th dimension can be reversed...
(, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 14:14, archived)
# Sir! You are not allowed in the park.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:32, archived)
# that's a pretty wise choice in this case
sounds like he's about to die in prison
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:34, archived)
# Freebase is in prison? :(
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:36, archived)
# also:
There is a picture on Talk!
What are we gonna do about that?
It's clearly against the rules.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 23:16, archived)
# If only I had the know how I would love to get a FUCKLIFT up there!
anyone feel free to gaz me!
And it is highly illegal but I think he is one of 'them'
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 23:20, archived)
# Be careful!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 23:38, archived)
# Haha
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 23:50, archived)
# PG on a FL
(, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 0:25, archived)
# I'm going to start paying attention
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 23:55, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 0:02, archived)
# it's harder than it looks
(, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 0:09, archived)
# *shifts*
(, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 0:26, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 0:31, archived)
# You'll shoot your eye out, kid.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 0:33, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 0:40, archived)
# TOBLFOR
(, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 0:59, archived)
# This is a fucking car crash
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:34, archived)
# See...not a coward at all.
(Froggie was talking shit about you)
*getz BZ*
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:36, archived)
# OMG it was the pedro
He called you bad words and everything
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:36, archived)
# 0.o
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:38, archived)
# or rather
0  _  o
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:39, archived)
# Oh Hin!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:45, archived)
# FP THIS NOW!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 11:59, archived)
# Oh yeah, it was Pedro.
My mistake.
.
.
.
You should LIFT him in the FUCK, Toasty!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:40, archived)
# I asked the mostedest famous person I know to do a FUCKLIFT!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:43, archived)
# *flabbergasted*
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:46, archived)
# Well ok he found it :-/
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:46, archived)
# HE IS SELLING FUCKLIFT!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:52, archived)
# That money is OURS!!!!!!!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:55, archived)
# All is KAWLZ
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 23:02, archived)
# where soo gonna get payed
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 23:09, archived)
# maybe its legs just had grow?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 23:17, archived)
# SHENMUE FUCKLIFT
(, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 1:51, archived)
# Was this what you've been working on the past few days?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:35, archived)
# put on the glasses
it is so cool
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:43, archived)
# ha
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:45, archived)
# sorry i had to fix his wonky face

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey yooooooooooou guuuuuuuuuys
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:40, archived)
# now he looks like a weirdo
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:44, archived)
# better?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:45, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:55, archived)
# when did pedro get here?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:55, archived)
# he looks like Christopher Walken here
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 23:03, archived)
# FL THIS NOW
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 23:03, archived)
# Sorry I had to fix it as well

Too busy playing with ya fucking cars in 4D to notice you did it wrong
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 23:15, archived)
# YES!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 23:16, archived)
# if i had a mouse that works...
id aminate this
dear samta/// tjos uear od ;ole a mew ,pise amd a leunpard
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 23:24, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 23:26, archived)
# Fucking Hell! Everything's bindun.
EVERYTHING!!!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 23:42, archived)
# Monkey Tennis?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 23:51, archived)
# Arrrgh, kill it with hammers...
(, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 1:53, archived)
# hahaha
tell me you shopped those eyebrows?
(, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 9:59, archived)
# # If this doesn't get FL'd hard the Mods are cunts
(, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 10:08, archived)
# such a dream-boats
(, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:22, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:50, archived)
# THE DIRTY FUCKLIFTING CUNT
Gutted
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:51, archived)
# DYNAMO WOULD NEVER DO THIS
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:53, archived)
# :(
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:57, archived)
# OMG
FLOATYFUCKLIFT
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:59, archived)
# He was too busy fighting Richards as part of the Running Man challenge
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:29, archived)
# totally standing on the toes of one foot...
...and the fucklift guy is helping too
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:52, archived)
# He forgot the cloaking device.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:53, archived)
# o_0
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:08, archived)
# STOP PUSHING DOWN THE FUCKLI-....oh
huh?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:13, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:23, archived)
# BZ BZ BZ
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:25, archived)
# YES!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:28, archived)
# OH!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:35, archived)
# is that jimmy whatshisface the "comdeidian"
?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:23, archived)
# yep, that's the comdeidian who does all the frog jokes
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:27, archived)
# and make it snappy...
wait thats not right
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:34, archived)
# That's not the same thing.......is it?!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:31, archived)
#
FUCKING EVIL
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:37, archived)
# just because you put it all in your mouth doesn't mean your all gay
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:50, archived)
# Does that also apply to my ar... no I won't
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 23:05, archived)
# There is no gay.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 23:10, archived)
# Fartlift

Can improve on fart.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:13, archived)
# thats magic
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:15, archived)
# breadstick attack!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Clique standard b3ta post pushing fucklifts down the board slightly...
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:27, archived)
# YOU FUCKLIFT. But what if I put a FUCKLIFT in this thread!

FUCKLIFTED
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:31, archived)
# great fucklifting
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:32, archived)
# Great Fucklifting Moments in History 2: the Ndougou years
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:06, archived)
# (standard b3ta reply)
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:31, archived)
# beard is not relevant
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:33, archived)
# It's a FUCK and it's LIFTing.
spinctersezwhut?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:38, archived)
# WHAT?
this newspeak you kids do confuses
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:26, archived)
# \o ha ha ha ha ha
u sed whut
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:33, archived)
# I CONFUSE
wait... whut?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:47, archived)
# DAMMMNIT!!!!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:49, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:34, archived)
# Older name
Fornicatlift?

(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:27, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 20:50, archived)
# :(
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 20:52, archived)
# Why sad?
What happens?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 20:58, archived)
# endless TOAPs
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:10, archived)
# Oh hahahaha
I thought it was the subject. Well don't I look a cunt!
...for the whole weekend
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:12, archived)
# It's cool though
And Happytoast busy doing his fucking 4d car crashes has told me to say it would be best if he put them all in his same original thread though.
this may not be true and no one listens to the moding cunt who won't FP FL'S
It's all about the joke and the fun
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:14, archived)
# heez buzy
2 bz 2 post mod shit
this place is fucked
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:16, archived)
# But not 2 bz readin about pedos and puttin it on teh linx
It is fucked. What a quiet uneventful weekend
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:17, archived)
# COWARD!!! o/
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:18, archived)
# The new internet cunt
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:19, archived)
# Don't worry, his clique will be along anytime now with 'standard b3ta posts' to push the FUCKLIFTS down and off the board.
You'll see.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:23, archived)
# I can promise with all my FUCK
FUCKLIFTS will never fall off the page
You'll see
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:23, archived)
# He'll just shut down the whole site for 'maintenance', and delete all the FUCKLIFTS into oblivion.
edit: You'll see!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:28, archived)
# LOL
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:32, archived)
# Watch the popular page too.
HT and his clique clicking 'standard b3ta' posts.
There won't be a FUCKLIFT in sight.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:35, archived)
# Just keep changing your IP on the mobile phone and keep clicking like!
I would like to sound a little more technically minded but I can't
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:38, archived)
# haha
fuck off grandad

why not just postal vote like the rest of us kids?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:30, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:30, archived)
# It's called 'Reverse Psychology', Tribbys.
And it works!
:D/
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:38, archived)
# Didn't fool me
He is still a moding internet cunt. I won't be replying to that.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:40, archived)
# Yeah! Fuck off OUR BANDWAGON, you fucking sneaky mod!*
*total reverse psycho
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:44, archived)
# See gutless cun....... oh
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:39, archived)
# if it's both tasteless and TOAP
the joke had better be good, though
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:19, archived)
# I smiled

***Done years ago and should have said to be in the RAF!***
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:21, archived)
# A perfectly executed figure 9
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:27, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:32, archived)
# /TOAP ->
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:17, archived)
# Too soon
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:05, archived)
# Far too soon
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:08, archived)
# IN COLOR
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:11, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
Hahahahahaha !!!!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:17, archived)
# seriously man
This is fucking hilarious :D
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:19, archived)
# This seems sarky!
Maybe because you posted twice. I'm getting paro some one pLEaSE FUCKLIFT Me!1
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:20, archived)
# no
Naked Gun reference connected with World Trade Center equals amazing. Not snarky, you are my f****** hero today at least. I'm sitting on my back porch in North Carolina and I needed a laugh. You gave that to me. I don't know about the f*** lift bandwagon, but I'm getting ready to get on that s***
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:28, archived)
# btw
your recent front page posts have been incredible. Just what B 3 TA has always been and always needs
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:30, archived)
# ATOMIC
HELP

You have replied twice again!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:33, archived)
# Someone is abusing my good name.
I will nuke them sideways.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:37, archived)
# Panic over!!
I have seen your FP twin towers hahahahaha fucking hell
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:39, archived)
# hello... what?
...darth vader and r2d2 blew up the post office tower?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:08, archived)
# Bloody Blake's 7
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:10, archived)
# FREE THE BLAKE 7
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:12, archived)
# Wait, I know this one
Is this the one with all the explosions and that man hides in a cave and then that business with the camels and there were some boobs in there also, I think.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:10, archived)
# The man that killed that cave man now FUCKLIFTS for a living
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:11, archived)
# Can't blame him for finally being sensible
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:13, archived)
# ...hang on...
is that someone elses tag too?
did u even make this?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:25, archived)
#
I'm sorry. I'm really new to posting. I don't know what TOAP or F*cklift means. Is that good or bad?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:36, archived)
# TOAP
stands for "Text On A Picture"
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:45, archived)
# text on a picture = toap
did u make this?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:46, archived)
# roflbot seems to be a website for making TOAPs
without having to have photoshop or anything.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:49, archived)
# laaaaaaaaaaaaaazy
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:55, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 20:48, archived)
# O_o
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 20:52, archived)
# A?
OH FUCK
*click*
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 20:57, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:08, archived)
# We're fucked
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:08, archived)
# surely you can invent something to protect us
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:19, archived)
# Oooooooo
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:20, archived)
# Hmmmmmmm
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:08, archived)
# humanity is waiting....
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:11, archived)
# ---that's forked up!---
---and brill, mate----
(, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 3:59, archived)
# PB
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 20:48, archived)
# ...i'm not crazy..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 20:41, archived)
# have some cake
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 20:47, archived)
# How special.
*trashes*
Whoops!
*files*
XDTHANKSXD
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 20:49, archived)
# Wow
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 20:59, archived)
# Special thanks to Frogbeat for his...er.....enthusiasm.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 1:48, archived)
# i think she needs some attention
and that madwoman ain't giving it
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 20:51, archived)
# There is no FUCKLIFT.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:01, archived)
# Sorry what?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:03, archived)
# IT'S NOT REALLY THERE!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:11, archived)
# Please stop it
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:16, archived)
# It's not there, and it never was.
You imagined it.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:17, archived)
# Scary fucklift
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 20:53, archived)
# He had a rough life.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:02, archived)
# You have seen into my mind :(
This is beautiful also
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 20:58, archived)
# Check this out!............................................................................................. O___O
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:08, archived)
# I was going to say invisible fucklift but then I saw it already said invisible fucklift. Invisible fucklift.
This picture is about invisible fucklifts
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:13, archived)
# OBV
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:55, archived)
# Again... please stop it :(
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:16, archived)
# See...proof!
It's not there at all.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:19, archived)
# Yeah but...
...don't matter
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:23, archived)
# Right...no matter....because it's not there.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:33, archived)
# ;D
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 20:29, archived)
# Yeah were not doing them stupid things any more Herman!
Fuck sake!
hahahahaha this is what I've been waiting for :D
Also didn't mean to bully you into making one yesterday. But you may now live
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 20:30, archived)
# ahahahaha!
This is the first FUCKLIFT to even raise a smile on my face.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 20:32, archived)
# CUNT!
WELL YOUR FUCKING THUMB IN THE BEANS FUCKING SMELT!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 20:32, archived)
# Relax! I'm old and jaded, I don't understand the world today.
TAKE THAT BACK ABOUT MY SMELLY FUCKING BEAN THUMB YOU CUNT
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 20:40, archived)
# Sorry :(
THERE
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 20:55, archived)
# FUCK getting FUCKLIFTED by FUCK on a FUCKLIFT
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 20:43, archived)
# My brain
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 20:55, archived)
# It's all too much.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 22:08, archived)
# this is how baby pallet trucks are made
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 20:57, archived)
#
/closes eyes covers ears
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:00, archived)
# hydraulic fluids
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:02, archived)
# What's app me please
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:04, archived)
# What's app me please?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:11, archived)
# Bum balloons?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Could've used COMIC SANS
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 19:43, archived)
# :D

Fucking dapper laughs gets FP but no FL's!!!!!! WTF MODS IS CUNTS
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 19:55, archived)
# Dapper
is clearly part of the mods dog touching ring.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 20:04, archived)
# SEAMSFUCK
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 20:25, archived)
# It's doing my fuckin' head in
I might need to burn it in a while
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 20:28, archived)
# FL THE FP NOW!!!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 20:54, archived)
# I have nothing valuable to offer to this thread
but i do have this
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 20:27, archived)
# THIS IS ALL THE FUCK OF THE FAIR
THANK YOU
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 20:29, archived)
# bon apple teets
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 20:40, archived)
# that's purdy
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 20:45, archived)
# CAP-TAIN FUCK-LIFT!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:15, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 20:46, archived)
# Oh wow. that's rather special.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 20:54, archived)
# What a lazy cunt

Shit I didn't make it 400 wide :(
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 19:40, archived)
# heheh
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 20:21, archived)
# Hahah
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 20:30, archived)
# This made my actual mouth smile a bit Frogbeat, I think I understand this one.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 20:41, archived)
# Haha
Whatever... don't talk to me now
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 21:09, archived)
# Ha Ha Ha!!!
This is great!
:D
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 20:47, archived)
# Fuck one's lift
(, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 4:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 18:45, archived)
# Right that's it!!!

(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 18:47, archived)
# Transforklifts
Freebase in disguise!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 18:49, archived)
# TRANSFUCKLIFTS
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 18:56, archived)
# too soon :D
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 19:39, archived)
# See also:
"Who let that woman drive." (/sexist)
(, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 8:23, archived)
# I'm working on my Christmas card for this year.


(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 18:38, archived)
# Didn't you do this years ago?
Joking joking :D I LOVES IT
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 18:43, archived)
# :D
The base pic is indeed older than the hills, but that advert is killing me.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 18:52, archived)
# Killing you?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 18:56, archived)
# I have a
built in Cringe metre. Above 100 is terminal.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 18:58, archived)
# Awwwwwwww but it's soooo cute cute
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 19:06, archived)
# Stuffed toy penguin : £95
Stuffed toy penguin which people actually bought : Now on eBay for £500.

It must be nice to have so much money you can even consider spending that much on so little.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 18:51, archived)
# I think people would buy my rude penguin.
*Profits*
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 18:53, archived)
# I predict great success for such a venture
*prophets*
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 18:55, archived)
# Thing is when my neice was little I was ALWAYS sending / bringing her penguins from the Falklands that looked way better quality than those £95 ones.
And the biggest one only cost about £20.
These people are fucking mugs.
Actually, now I think about it one cost me £30. But that was actually handmade down there and came with a little woollen cap with her name knitted into it.
I used to make gift boxes for the small penguins to be sent in out of weather balloon boxes that I covered with copies of a picture I'd drawn of a penguin that I'd done in Paint and saved on our admin PC. And I'd put in an adoption certificate that I made up too.
Here is some honey,
The End.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 19:15, archived)
# This gave me a.......lift.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 19:02, archived)
# o_O
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 19:07, archived)
# YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 19:16, archived)
# This ^
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 20:30, archived)
# I hate it when this happens.


(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 18:21, archived)
# Why does that look so tasty
Also the sausages in the beans are bigger then I remember
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 18:44, archived)
# you fucking racist
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 20:42, archived)
# Don't worry, it's still fresh.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 19:03, archived)
# mmmmm.... tasty heinz thumbz
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 20:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 18:15, archived)
# hahahahaaaa!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 18:17, archived)
# Pffffft!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 18:20, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
No funny dad
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 18:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Never taken a shortcut before?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 17:24, archived)
# too soon ;-)
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 17:29, archived)
# why did they use horses?
armoured fucklifts would've been a better choice
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 18:05, archived)
# Trust no one. Too soon?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 17:11, archived)
# No it's not your door step you silly woman!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 17:11, archived)
#

(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 17:28, archived)
# Bum balloons?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 17:29, archived)
# Bum Balloons!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 18:24, archived)
# sponsored by jimmy carr
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 17:34, archived)
# Wax free!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 17:37, archived)
#

(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 17:40, archived)
# Bum balloons?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 17:42, archived)
# bum balloons
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 18:01, archived)
# arse like my ex's
cheeks so thin, you could feel the bones.
and now i'm going home.
'bye all!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 17:44, archived)
# Slater
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 17:51, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 18:02, archived)
#

(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 18:06, archived)
# He filled that during one of his speeches
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 18:52, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 18:06, archived)
# omg
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 18:22, archived)
# That's a bit disrespectful mate :(
*CLICK*
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 18:46, archived)
# I respect the BOOOOOOOM,...and nothing else.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 19:04, archived)
# I fully expect to see this on the front page in the morning.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 19:09, archived)
# Well that's jinxed it!
:D
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 19:11, archived)
# Won't fit.
That's O.K. though,
The FP is shit without a FL.
tru fax
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 19:28, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 16:53, archived)
# nice..............................................i drew a fuklif (with my eyes closed)
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 17:04, archived)
# if you get damien hirst to sign it
you'll need a FUCKLIFT to cash out
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 17:16, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 17:35, archived)
# not funny :(
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 17:36, archived)
# i disagree quite strongly
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 17:37, archived)
# i always wondered what they look like with their clothes off
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 17:05, archived)
# FILTH
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 17:12, archived)
# I'm sorry but I'm really not taking this very well :'(
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 16:31, archived)
# WILF! NOOOOOOO!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 16:32, archived)
# The 'W' is upside down
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 16:34, archived)
# but i'm not a mum
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 16:37, archived)
# Oh god so sorry
I always thought the M stood for Muppet!
/runs far far away
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 16:38, archived)
# YOU BETTER RUN, FROG BOY!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 16:51, archived)
# *weepz* he'z in a beddah playse
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 16:35, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 17:18, archived)
# Haha
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 17:24, archived)
# you have fallen
it is not okay
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 18:13, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »

XML feeds