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(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 17:42, archived)
# Hahahahaha b3ta dead on Earth but...


[MOD EDIT: NO MORE FUCKLIFTS UNTIL FRIDAY]
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 17:45, archived)
# We claim the moon! Fuck Yeah!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 17:56, archived)
# Fuck yeah.. hold on that's no...

TrekWars IS funny
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 18:01, archived)
# cat/skateboard
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:01, archived)
# Haha
:D
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:25, archived)
# 3pb
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:51, archived)
# Somewhat relative

fucklift
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 18:08, archived)
# You just can't wait can you! Tut I don't know
:)
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 18:10, archived)
# Premature fuckliftulation
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 18:11, archived)
# You are both in violation, and I don't approve.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 18:20, archived)
# The inspector general!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 18:30, archived)
# Pfft
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:40, archived)
# Complete FLUP.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 18:31, archived)
# ?
eye'z got to know
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 18:39, archived)
# Fucklift up.
n. A posted fucklift before it is due.
v. A mess up. To cause consternation amongst the lower ranks. Usually a case of mistakenly posting fucklifts on any day other than a Friday.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:29, archived)
# HAHA!!!!! Now that's an explanation!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:47, archived)
# Surely that is a Fuckdrop not a Fucklift?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 18:10, archived)
# It has to be
It's a Thursday
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:40, archived)
# Ha

Yeah, have this



(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:00, archived)
# Vagina on the moon! Finally!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:07, archived)
# A giant leap for mankind
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:13, archived)
# Claimed in the name Pedro, King of the Mods.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:04, archived)
# Yeah...take that shit somewhere else.
Not On My Shoes!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:08, archived)
# Greenpeace protest oil installation
After Greenpeaces's Nazca protest drew international criticism for damaging a priceless world heritage site, they have vowed to protest only at oil installations from now on.

(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 17:27, archived)
# I hope that wasn't paper they used to do that
84 trees died :(
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 17:53, archived)
# it's ok, the trees were recycled
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:22, archived)
# I guess they got the attention they wanted
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Games can be such a let down....
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 17:00, archived)
# Shallows!
Where's tha bin fella! :) \o/
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 17:03, archived)
# Aye, lad....thine dinner's in t'dog...
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 18:33, archived)
# It was a long queue at the chippy :)
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 18:46, archived)
# Did you get us what we asked for?
(Mine was the fish supper. Salt and sauce.)
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:19, archived)
# I lost the list :(
Who was having the cod roe in batter?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:39, archived)
# Your go 1st
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 17:46, archived)
[challenge entry] : Or how to make golf more watchable
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 16:11, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 16:11, archived)
#
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 16:13, archived)
# Damn it I was hoping that that would be the Grenade-golf scene from Tank Police.
:(
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:59, archived)
#
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 16:15, archived)
# Heh

What could possibly go wrong?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 16:18, archived)
# horray for deathsports!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 16:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
YES! :)
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 16:23, archived)
# i might actually watch golf if this happened
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 16:31, archived)
# ^ this
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 16:43, archived)
# Haha
YES
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 16:45, archived)
# Fuck yeah :D
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 17:02, archived)
# My favourite player is Jack Nukelaus
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:19, archived)
# Nice & click
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:58, archived)
[challenge entry] horny bunny
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 15:52, archived)
# Sounds interesting :D
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 17:47, archived)
# aka The Combat Jackalope
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:20, archived)
# Just realised...
I missed my 12th birthday, and just noticed some of my old frontpage images have now been archived. Apparently this got front paged 10 years ago when I was 16! Happy times.

(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 15:52, archived)
# lovely pixelitis
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 16:06, archived)
# That is lovely
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 16:07, archived)
# goodbye, kitty!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 16:09, archived)
# iiiiiiiiiiii
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 16:11, archived)
# Very nice
*likes*
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 16:31, archived)
# Nice
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 16:45, archived)
# Biggaar!!
My eyes is twice as old as yours ;)
Woo when I zoomed btw
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 17:04, archived)
# yay!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:20, archived)
# nice.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 22:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 15:09, archived)
# Mexican dice is lame.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 15:10, archived)
# penguin heads? i dunno
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 15:17, archived)
# Awwwww
Snoopy had babies :D
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 15:51, archived)
# haha
and some twat's chopped all their heads off!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 16:44, archived)
# ha, had to filename, but ha!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 16:10, archived)
# arf
*votes*
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 16:28, archived)
# RIP Snoopy :'(
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 16:58, archived)
# No!!!! It's hail hitler!!!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:01, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:30, archived)
[challenge entry] if you weren't bleeding before, you will be now...
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 14:29, archived)
# a flame-tailed sKuGapax
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 14:36, archived)
# and a complete specimen, too
museum quality
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 14:40, archived)
# the use of the word 'specimen' in this context is grossing me out a bit
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 14:42, archived)
# then my work here is done
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 14:44, archived)
# It's a Woman's World ;)
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 14:40, archived)
# Jurasskin for trouble
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 14:42, archived)
# bwahahaha!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 14:43, archived)
# Apparently they have clocked them tampon-rex at 32 miles an hour.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 14:47, archived)
# ...and you can play tennis, go swimming, or horseback riding with them!!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 14:50, archived)
# you forgot the skydiving
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 14:55, archived)
# one would NOT want to risk pulling the wrong cord at 3 Kilometers
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 14:57, archived)
# either way, you'd leave a big red mark
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 14:59, archived)
# spiky hogis
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 15:03, archived)
# pff
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 15:06, archived)
# Majestic
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 16:30, archived)
# Still love that :)
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 17:49, archived)
# IT WILL SHRED YOUR VAGINA
jusssayin'
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 14:57, archived)
# i think that's the point
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 15:02, archived)
# For safety reasons, I drew one with my eyes closed. Use caution!!!!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 15:03, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 15:05, archived)
# looks a hail-hitlering chicken wearing sunglasses
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 15:05, archived)
# That's just silly.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 15:07, archived)
# Whatever it is, it should be on top of Quentin Blake's christmas tree
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 15:36, archived)
# arf!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 15:40, archived)
#
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 15:50, archived)
# festive!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 15:59, archived)
# Hooray!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 16:24, archived)
# ooof!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 14:59, archived)
# ahah. ahahahahah.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 15:02, archived)
# The real reason...
...menstruating women aren't allowed to sit up front on them there Israeli buses.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 15:09, archived)
# ouchies
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 16:11, archived)
#
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 16:59, archived)
#
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 14:27, archived)
# Wankers
OBVS
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 14:42, archived)
# Just sort of looked a bit arnold...and hologram-ie
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 17:30, archived)
# Can't argue with that.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 18:16, archived)
# Uncanny.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 18:59, archived)
[challenge entry] That's the kids' christmas presents sorted
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 14:03, archived)
# fire in the hole!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 14:06, archived)
# Must have been the vindaloo
:D
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 14:12, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 14:17, archived)
# so, is it a flaming condom?
j/k, nice composition!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 14:17, archived)
# Ta!
Flaming condoms? Hmmm...
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 14:22, archived)
# Very nicely that is :)
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 17:00, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 21:28, archived)
# Ringo thinks it's a laugh, George and John don't know...but look at Paul...he knows....he knows.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 13:52, archived)
# You know why...
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 13:54, archived)
[challenge entry] This or the lime alkaline ones that burn on contact.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 14:25, archived)
# Oh shit, eye's watering
at least they'd stay in place?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 14:30, archived)
# No not eyes
Don't fuck around with eyes!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 14:34, archived)
#
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 14:36, archived)
# Well helloooooo...
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 15:37, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 17:00, archived)
# oh, were they best buds?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 16:11, archived)
# I think the picture should just like act as a warning to us all, especially Celeb types...
...watch who you take a selfie with...they may turn out to be a massive nonce down the line.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 17:25, archived)
# He's got a problem...
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 21:01, archived)
# Let it go!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 13:41, archived)
# If only! :D
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 13:53, archived)
# One of the dollar stores here has a 'Frozen Food' sign in the window.
The font looks strikingly similar. Evil bastards.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 14:21, archived)
# The Bastards!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 14:31, archived)
#
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 14:33, archived)
# VOTR??!!
Pfft prick
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 15:50, archived)
# OKRI DoKEy
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:15, archived)
# there was a list of popular kids names thing dragged out the other day
apparently Olaf is high on the boys names list.
Good luck not getting bullied kids
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 16:13, archived)
# But is COOL! o_O
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 17:55, archived)
# o_O
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 13:40, archived)
# All seams to be in order here
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 13:52, archived)
# SEAMFARAGE!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 14:04, archived)
[challenge entry] does this count? It's been in my head a while anyway...
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 12:34, archived)
# Breaking Bat?
If that's half Gary Oldman?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 13:12, archived)
# it's all ned flanders.
just not sexy ned.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 13:14, archived)
# but no, none of gary oldman was used in this picture.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 13:16, archived)
# haha, Daniel's the man for the part
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 13:24, archived)
# hahahaha!
get's my vote.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 13:29, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 13:53, archived)
# He is also slightly freebasing
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 13:52, archived)
[challenge entry] A few months after the NHS sell off...
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 11:14, archived)
# At least they have Pacman?
want a burger now :(
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 11:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Just HOW dangerous can you get?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 11:13, archived)
#
Soz...bit of a threadrush :)
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 11:17, archived)
# Nae worries!
:D
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 11:34, archived)
# Always thought the Daleks were a bit crap, as an enemy?
Keep waiting for a foot to come in and open his head to reveal Dot inside?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 11:47, archived)
# You know...
...that thing would sell like crazy.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 13:37, archived)
# ^That
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 17:01, archived)
[challenge entry] What's yellow and dangerous?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 11:09, archived)
# A Dutch train?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 11:25, archived)
# Me in my lucky yellow suit
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 11:26, archived)
# her in 'Kill Bill'
just reminded me, the fish tank needs cleaning!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 11:45, archived)
# Not real
there's no bridge it must be a photoshopped image
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 13:20, archived)
# Fat Tony from "The Simpsons"?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 13:27, archived)
# Jaundice?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Waterstones' latest special was literally flying off the shelves
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:28, archived)
# Well I like it Baz
Needs more trapdoor ;)
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:57, archived)
# Thought it was Chewy at first?
£2 off Adam's Navel! *off to Waterstones*
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 11:03, archived)
# heheh
Klaatu verata nikto.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 11:05, archived)
# Splendid!
(though that's actually Blackwells in Oxford...)
(, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:55, archived)
# That's not a Waterstones,
it's a Blackwell's. The Blackwell's on Broad Street in Oxford to be precise.

Yeah. I just bookshopped your photoshop.

(Edit: Adam's Navel is out of print and is no longer stocked in that particular bookshop. Wow. I am on FIRE tonight.)
(, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 20:08, archived)
# bindun?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:26, archived)
# 7 times yesterday
But this is by far the best one :D
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:29, archived)
# Fuck it!
So hard to make something original
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:33, archived)
# Lovely shadow Q!
:)
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:56, archived)
# Must download it for my boys
Once made a full size Gremlin head when I was about 8/9. Halved a table tennis ball to make the eyes
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 11:06, archived)
# Fazebookz will melt tonight I'm sure. Whose side they will choose!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:10, archived)
# *whoes
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:13, archived)
# Thanks I did just change it before I saw your reply :)
I'm am all the shits at teh English. Like I need to tell people!
You didn't want to correct Fazebookz then XD
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:14, archived)
# Fazebookz seemed perfectly cromulent.
More to the point: How did you edit the subject line??

*pokes with stick* WITCH!!!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:21, archived)
# Haha it's only /links where the edit subject line is fucked
I mean IT'S MAGIC!
Say yes Paul

MOPS WITH CUNTS no swaps needed
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:33, archived)
# Cromulent.
I'm going to use this word every day for the rest of my life.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:37, archived)
# tough call!
Dimbleby's fingers says it all :)
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:21, archived)
# Ta for reminder :D
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 11:02, archived)

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