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[challenge entry] I’m ill. I have been copiously sick. See, I do not like them. You pushy Dick!

(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 17:03, archived)
# Your picture is cracking. Your picture is neat. I especially like the buttocks and feet.
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 17:15, archived)
# I like to puke it in the hall,
I like to puke it by the wall,
I like to puke it on the jamb,
I like to puke green eggs and ham.

(Oh, and I like this)
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 17:20, archived)
# Botulism! Salmonella!
Just the ticket, pukey fella!
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 17:34, archived)
# Don't touch the ham
it's orf
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 17:52, archived)
# Don't barf on your shoes,
If it's lunch you're gonna lose...
There's a bathroom on the right.

/Fogerty
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 18:10, archived)
# ...
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 14:35, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 14:36, archived)
# Haha
nice!
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 14:41, archived)
# "well, we're going to rename them wingless pigeons and have them exterminated"
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 15:05, archived)
# But then who will do all the manual labour?
They'll have to get middle class persons to empty the bins and clean the toilets :(
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 16:11, archived)
# nah, once the poor are gone, he'll unveil the robots
those will do all the dirty work
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 16:14, archived)
#
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 18:11, archived)
#
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 18:40, archived)
# I read it as 'poon' the first time.
It's not as funny now.
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 19:50, archived)
# i read it as porn..
had to leave the room
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 21:02, archived)
# Okay, some of those dishes don't constitute full meals, strictly speaking.
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 14:33, archived)
# PFFFT
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 14:36, archived)
# o_O
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 14:41, archived)
# That's right.
There's no need to squint, thanks to the magnifying glass.
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 14:55, archived)
# Can you make them in the micro wave?
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 15:01, archived)
# Sure.
And then you can wash them down with a martiny.
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 15:16, archived)
# GJM
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 0:00, archived)
# Can you get hess from Lidl?
;D
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 17:22, archived)
# ha!
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 19:51, archived)
# distinguished
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:35, archived)
# Worst condolence card EVA.
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 14:00, archived)
# I was born without genitalia but I couldn't give a fuck.
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 14:01, archived)
# ahahah :D
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 14:07, archived)
# Prick!
oh wait.
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 14:37, archived)
# what a cock-up
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 14:42, archived)
[challenge entry] It always seems a good idea at the time...
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 10:56, archived)
# Is one of those Barry?
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 12:20, archived)
# such sadness.
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 10:34, archived)
# i like this
deserves more replies
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 12:11, archived)
# We're tyred out.
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 12:21, archived)
# a 'tyre' joke was all I was expecting...
thank you.
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 12:49, archived)
# That makes you an utter Hankook.
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 12:51, archived)
# i've had worse, but then again it's been a
goodyear
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:03, archived)
# this tread is worn and overinflated, i suggest rotating treads to increase its lifespan
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:25, archived)
# Such a Continental outlook...
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 14:01, archived)
# Survived by his wife Eleanor.
It's Pirelli I feel sorry for.
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 17:35, archived)
#
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:54, archived)
# well that was a lot of effort...
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 14:10, archived)
#
should have kept a low profile
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 16:20, archived)
# I like it too
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 12:24, archived)
# On the plus side, after retirement he really got into the swinging scene
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 15:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 10:07, archived)
# nein.. vas ist das?
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 10:08, archived)
#
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 10:45, archived)
# :D
Hahaha
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 12:56, archived)
# BREAKING NEWS!
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 10:03, archived)
# Hahaha POO
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 10:20, archived)
# mmm, brown meat. yum.
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 12:21, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 12:49, archived)
# HaHA!!!
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:55, archived)
# A sea turdle?
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 15:03, archived)
# : )
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 15:11, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 20:13, archived)
# Shark eats Cadbury Picnic bar
or is it a Boost?
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 11:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 8:15, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 8:25, archived)
# Yes!
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 8:27, archived)
# Just saw this guy walking to work carrying his lunch on a plate, I hope he puts that in the fridge as soon as he arrives.


(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 5:56, archived)
# he forgot his axe... heads will roll
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 7:16, archived)
#
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 1:31, archived)
# eurgghhh!!!
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 1:43, archived)
# ahh, you fixed it :(
make it go away
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 1:43, archived)
# Was a bit big :)
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 1:46, archived)
# Did your cat bring that tongue home?
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 1:53, archived)
#
^this comment is highly likely to be wilfully misinterpreted for comedy effect.
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 2:03, archived)
# My Dad gave it to me.
trufax


(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 3:28, archived)
# Stay Golden Ponyboy
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 3:31, archived)
# I looked this up on the internet
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 4:17, archived)
# Glory-ous =)
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 11:54, archived)
# That tongue has hair! I like it!
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 2:55, archived)
# Yeah but you're a bit weird like that
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 14:00, archived)
# : (
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 14:09, archived)
# the f5 it does nothing
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 3:33, archived)
# CTRL-F5
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 3:42, archived)
# it's the refresh that pauses
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 4:12, archived)
# I'm out of my depth here
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 4:16, archived)
[challenge entry] FP this fuck NOW!
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 1:01, archived)
# its the wrong pixelwidth and framerate
WOO!
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 1:04, archived)
# : ) You still have a Vagina!
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 1:10, archived)
# yeah, but it has teefs and tenacles, so i don't much bother it
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 1:12, archived)
# sexy
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 1:13, archived)
# u want pics?
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 1:53, archived)
[challenge entry] .


(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 0:26, archived)
# blimey... turns out it wasn't just the royal family having fun with salutes
(, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 23:01, archived)
# that gives me a great idea for an image challenge.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 23:03, archived)
# If Judy Dench was to hatch, what would be inside?
(, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 23:03, archived)
# more judys
(, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 23:07, archived)
# That, Sir, is simply terrific.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 23:25, archived)
# ju dee phone home
(, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 23:41, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 0:58, archived)
# cholera
(, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 23:22, archived)
# Denchlings.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 23:25, archived)
# Another, smaller, Judi Dench
(, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 23:44, archived)
# The re-animated corpse of Adolf Hitler trying make amends for the holocaust with finely-crafted acting performances.
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 0:29, archived)
# fantastic response
let's do this again next week
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 0:59, archived)
# Let's go round again
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 2:09, archived)
# Everyone is welcome to the weekly If Judy Dench Was To Hatch celebratory barbeque and reacharound
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 3:16, archived)
# The REAL Slim Shady.
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 2:45, archived)
[challenge entry] It had to end in sillys!
(, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 22:26, archived)
# It's probably just wind.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 23:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Happy pre-school days reading
(, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 21:58, archived)
# oont.ssss.oont.ssss.oont.ssss.oont.ssss.oont.ssss.oont.ssss.oont.ssss.oont.ssss.oont.ssss.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 22:06, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 22:48, archived)
# eeep!
what's in the bag?
(, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 23:06, archived)
# is one of those stephen?
(, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 22:46, archived)
# Explain?
(, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 23:26, archived)
# sorry, I'm well over my words quota for today
(, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 23:28, archived)
# haha!
:D
(, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 23:23, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 23:33, archived)
# Excellent and then some!
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 1:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Can there be a sequel? Well if there could this wouldn't be it.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 19:05, archived)
# is that francine?
(, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 20:05, archived)
# Who is francine?
(, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 20:43, archived)
# anne francine
(, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 20:51, archived)
# Wow, that's an obscure actress.
btw that isn't Ann Francine
(, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 21:04, archived)
# I find that these things are always better when explained in long, tedious detail.
The third thread down shows a Deep Dream picture, and one of the source images for it appears to be the head of a caucasian male resting on a pillow. I thought it looked a little like 'Roger' out of the 1978 horror movie 'Dawn of the Dead', when he is close to death and in a near-zombified state. I was fairly sure it wasn't, as the background didn't look right (he is propped against a plain wall in the movie) and the hair in the picture looked too dark. However it was close enough for me to be uncertain. Hence my question, 'is that roger'?
The next thread shows a dark-skinned male with toap containing the word 'chocolate', so my response to that one, 'is that peter?', refers to Roger's African-American companion in said film. Tom Savini refers to him as 'chocolate man' at one point.
And this current thread features a female, so my question, 'is that francine?', refers to the female lead in the same film. Coincidentally her surname of Frank is similar to Francine.
Now all we need is a Stephen to complete the set of four shit replies.

You're welcome.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 21:24, archived)
# That is so AWESOME. I am a huge ROMERO fan. Well done.
PS- one of the great horror flicks of all time.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 21:43, archived)
# American Werewolf in London innit, bruv?
(, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 23:28, archived)
# my copy looks different
(, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 20:13, archived)
# In my version she's happy with her creation.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 20:44, archived)
# TOO SOON
(, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 20:37, archived)
# : )
(, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 20:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Ho hum
(, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 17:56, archived)
# is that peter?
(, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 18:06, archived)
# OY! FROGBEAT!
Yeah, it was a faff but I'm Deep Dreamin'...have a ghoulish nightmare for starters...
(, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 17:40, archived)
# is that roger?
(, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 17:54, archived)
# you filtad
(, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 18:06, archived)
# I feel kind of left out, everyone seems to be having so much fun
(, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 18:11, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 18:25, archived)
# They're not
(, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 19:41, archived)
# maybe they're all running deepdream to punish themselves then
(, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 20:05, archived)
# Definitely
(, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 20:22, archived)
# and by that I mean 'generate new masturbation aids'
(, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 20:32, archived)
# still upset my cry of 'nsfw' earlier went unheeded
(, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 20:33, archived)
# It's NSFW
"... if it could be mistaken for porn if viewed from a distance while tripping"
(, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 20:42, archived)
# viewed from a distance you wouldn't see the detail, just a vague suggestion of naked woman
(, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 20:45, archived)
# is this a sex thing?
(, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 21:24, archived)
# Froggy? Where the FUCK are you?
(, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 23:27, archived)
# He's sulking
something to do with deepdream depression \o/
or he's borked his computer trying to install it XD
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 11:56, archived)
# Woo :D
(, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 11:57, archived)
# Too soon?
(, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 16:26, archived)
# Not sure what just happened
but to be on the safe side, I'll assume it's something sexual
(, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 17:15, archived)

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