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# :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:01, archived)
# brilliant!
*clic*
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 30 Jul 2015, 18:36, archived)
[challenge entry] holy fuck, seagulls can do that?
seagulls can do that?
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:42, archived)
# he said that arms are the pape-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:47, archived)
# looks like wees gowt ouselves a lipreedah,
you gowt yerself a real purdy mouth,
we like purdy mouths round these parts..
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Related...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:01, archived)
# OOOOOOOooooooo-SCREECH
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:04, archived)
# get bent
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:38, archived)
# AND THIS WILL INCORPORATE ALL BOARDS EVEN CALENDAR
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:46, archived)
# Why is she drawing anuses on eggs?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:01, archived)
# haha fucking fucked as fuck
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 30 Jul 2015, 18:37, archived)
# fuck
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 30 Jul 2015, 18:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Seagull!

(Entertain_Me It's only the internet! Unplug if you get scared!, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:16, archived)
# See, now nobody else can do this one.
How does that make you feel?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:48, archived)
# People have been coming to the seaside for years to see this particular seagull
and he had to lure it out of its favourite chippy and shoot it in the arse
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:03, archived)
#
arse cloaca
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Sitting Gull
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:16, archived)
# I like this

as all seagulls are better when they're sitting down
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:20, archived)
# He's going after the Crow Tribe
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Refuelling...
(AdrianJ, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 7:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:21, archived)
# the mechanic should be wearing a face shield
eurghhhhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:50, archived)
# Very good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 16:12, archived)
# Micky Mouse invented twerking in 1928!
(CallumSAN, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 4:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 4:38, archived)
# Fucking laboradors will eat anything.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 30 Jul 2015, 4:50, archived)
# well, at least you didn't mention the trousered legs coming out of his chin
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 5:09, archived)
# later that dream..
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:51, archived)
[challenge entry] You know this is what he was dreaming off!
(Entertain_Me It's only the internet! Unplug if you get scared!, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 19:58, archived)
# Be careful, that whole Mickey-making-swiss-cheese thing started here too
And some people's lives were, you know, really affected
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:07, archived)
# still celebrating here
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:04, archived)
# 10AM POWER WANK
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:07, archived)
# definitely a Woodstock moment for me
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Shit Eater
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 23:38, archived)
# Well, this has left me a bit confused and bewildered
So have a bandwagon.

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 23:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 23:48, archived)
# HaHa!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 0:32, archived)
[challenge entry] delivered to your door
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 0:36, archived)
# Giffed from the Gawds.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 0:38, archived)
# Seagulls, stealing food and taking turds. End of challenge. *click*
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 3:10, archived)
# poopcorn!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 1:09, archived)
# That's very good!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 3:04, archived)
# complete genius
this made me hard
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 5:37, archived)
# Ahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 7:54, archived)
# Hahaha
:
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:20, archived)
# FPTN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
#JusticeForBorisKarloff
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 11:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Geh weg, fliegen Ratte! Das ist mein Speck-Sandwich!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 23:22, archived)
# Defiantly a seagull feeder
Fucking evil man
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 23:24, archived)
# Sieg Hull!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 23:38, archived)
# Fliegen Ratte had the same drummer as The Carpenters.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 23:54, archived)
# A butty putter.
Srly he looks like he's about to launch the sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 30 Jul 2015, 4:48, archived)
[challenge entry] She liked that blooper so much, she wrote a song about it

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 23:10, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Only took me about 23 seconds too \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 23:23, archived)
# It really isn't ironic
don't you think?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 0:14, archived)
# It's like 10,000 mole rats in your Chardonnay.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 0:28, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 7:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Combining image challenges...
(Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 22:50, archived)
# you crazy bird
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 23:57, archived)
# How is this source pic not be taken the piss out of yet?
source image...
www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3178701/Prince-Charles-Camilla-Duchess-Cornwall-meet-eagle-Sandringham-Flower-Show.html

(Testicles just for you, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 22:44, archived)
# it's finna bust!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 22:47, archived)
# Sorry, I only speak magenta
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 22:52, archived)
# RACIST
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 23:20, archived)
# A little early for celebrations, isn't it, Sir? Is this your vehicle?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 23:57, archived)
# Large and in charge
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 0:34, archived)
# Do not speak of Charles, Prince of Wales in that manner!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 1:31, archived)
# what a whopper!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 30 Jul 2015, 18:55, archived)
# I remembered this differently.


(Frogcloset (noun), Wed 29 Jul 2015, 22:27, archived)
# Rocky Balboalloona
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 22:35, archived)
# That's levitation, holmes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 22:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 23:26, archived)
# Still MIA?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 3:13, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - Seagulls

White vultures, death from above at the seaside, the phantom chip stealer. Seagulls are fast becoming a serious threat to modern society,
Even David Cameron has demanded a "big conversation" about what can be done after one took a bit of ham from his sandwich.
What do we do to tackle the menace, should they be hated or should we salute our ingenious shoplifting, feathered friends? tell us, with Photoshop.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 22:00, archived)
# Walter Palmer killing Pigeons
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 22:05, archived)
# True story
In the coastal town where I work, they bring in a falconer (or hawker?) a few times a week to chase them away. Doesn't really seem to work though.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 22:18, archived)
# In corporate park here, they hire a guy with a station wagon to round up all the Canada Geese.
He relocates them & collects money from the business owners. The geese come back. The business owners call him again.

What a job!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 22:32, archived)
# Hahaha
The geese and the guy must really know eachother by now
Split the money
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 22:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Compost for repo
One of my finest moments: Steven Seagull shagging Jessica Albatross


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 23:02, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 23:10, archived)
# He looks quite determined.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 3:14, archived)
# Isn't it past your bedtime?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 22:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Come get some...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 23:13, archived)
# Oh dear lord
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 0:17, archived)
# Still lethal. Low bird leg kicks.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 3:16, archived)
# it's his little feet I like the most
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 30 Jul 2015, 18:37, archived)
# Nobody better take a bit of me from MY fucking sandwich!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 0:18, archived)
# here's one
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 22:00, archived)
# Too soon
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 0:25, archived)
# Too soon?
(Entertain_Me It's only the internet! Unplug if you get scared!, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 18:22, archived)
# Too small
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 29 Jul 2015, 18:29, archived)
# Too brown!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 18:39, archived)
# Ps: if you meant too soon to put it in a new thread
then yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 19:39, archived)
# I can add Seagulls.....
...... just so I can +1 on the next image challenge!
(Entertain_Me It's only the internet! Unplug if you get scared!, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 20:09, archived)
# Well, you could certainly make make a topical one with him and some seagulls
Just don't add them to this. That doesn't make any sense.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 22:16, archived)
# Is this the new Gears Of War
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 21:22, archived)
# IMAX
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 19:29, archived)
[challenge entry] super smoothie
(begoff, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 18:19, archived)
# Almost as amusing as the first time you posted it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 19:33, archived)
# I might even bother to reply, next time.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 21:06, archived)
# what is this I don't even
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 Jul 2015, 21:13, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 21:16, archived)
# DYSCONJUGATE GAYS MORE LIKE
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 21:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Ooops...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 16:25, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 16:44, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 16:46, archived)
# Enhanced BluRay Lucas Edition
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 18:05, archived)
# Any Bristol heads want some fun next Tuesday?



*shrugs*
yeah I know B3TA isn't a place to promote my ridiculous comedy pub quiz what you gonna do about it?






*hides in the corner and worries about what they're gonna do about it*
ulp
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 29 Jul 2015, 16:05, archived)
# You fucking aerosol
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 16:07, archived)
# winner
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 29 Jul 2015, 16:19, archived)
# Winner....
... or winner, winner chicken dinner?


They both mean something different! So please tread carefully..... ;)
(Entertain_Me It's only the internet! Unplug if you get scared!, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 17:45, archived)
# I think stretching to a chicken dinner is a little much
I hardly know the gentleman :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 30 Jul 2015, 15:05, archived)
# ADVICE:
Don't try leaving the fucking cap on either
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 16:12, archived)
# that ain't coming out easy is it? :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 29 Jul 2015, 16:20, archived)
# Dude....
I had to tell the emergency staff that I was getting a glass baking dish out of the cabinet & slipped and fell on a can of non-stick cooking spray
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 16:23, archived)
# I bet they lapped that up :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 29 Jul 2015, 16:26, archived)
# YES! the can sprayed all over the floor
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 16:31, archived)
# For those of you thinking of attending, here's the answers :
1. It's a type of cheese
2. Emperor Nero
3. Blondie
4. A Cosmopolitan
5. Benzoylmethylecgonine
6. Yes, if you have the right change
7. He was banned for life from every National Trust property in England and Wales
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 16:17, archived)
# WTF?
that'll teach me to zip up your gimp suit properly



now get back in your corner!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 29 Jul 2015, 16:25, archived)
# da gimp fahhted!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 16:32, archived)
# ppppppfffffffffrrrtttt!!!
oh no! he's sprung a leak!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 30 Jul 2015, 15:05, archived)
# Taking names...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 15:56, archived)
# pffft :)


Click for bigger (127 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 16:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 17:36, archived)

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