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[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 16:21, archived)
# and now i'm thinking of Fenella Woolgar being chased by a vespiform
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 16:29, archived)
# *Googles*
*Approves*
*Releases more vespiforms*
Well no sense leaving the job half-done.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 17:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Aah, aah, aah, aah....
(SonofRojBlake, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 16:04, archived)
# This gives me the heebeegeebees
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-gZKRKNy4w
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 16:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 20:26, archived)
# Like the chestwigs
(Porcupine, Sat 5 Sep 2015, 0:17, archived)
[challenge entry] on closer inspection you can actually see their knees.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 15:09, archived)
# of course you can
you wouldn't be able to rub cheese into them otherwise
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 15:23, archived)
# see, now you've said it
I realise how obvious it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 15:34, archived)
# then my work here is done
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 15:36, archived)
# David Cameron: “I don’t think there is an answer that can be achieved simply by taking more and more refugees.”

(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 14:56, archived)
# perhaps if a few turned up on his Cornish surfing beach he'd give a shit
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 15:01, archived)
# he'd probably like the idea of surfing over their corpses
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 15:45, archived)
# he loves a bit of bodyboarding
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 16:01, archived)
# remind me why murder is illegal
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 16:04, archived)
# Because so few murderers clean up after them, leaving it to someone else
It's highly unsociable.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 16:10, archived)
# bloody lazy, unhygienic murderers
would it hurt them to take a squeegee with them?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 16:17, archived)
# Doubt it. I actually doubt anyone would if they understood statistics.
There are an estimated 30,000 to 50,000 children die EVERY SINGLE DAY due to simple preventable causes such as lack of sanitation, vaccination, clean water or mosquito nets. No one gives a fuck, because they aren't littering the beaches of Europe.
There is war with specific targeting of civilians in Syria, Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya, Sierra Leone, DRC, Somalia and many other countries, but the figures for deaths actually pale into insignificance compared to death numbers from preventable diseases.
Of course, if we did anything about it, then it'd have to go hand in hand with some serious population control measures, but the fact still remains that if you want to save the largest number of humans then dig wells and send mosquito nets to the developed world, rather than picking up people in the med.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 16:11, archived)
# I'm not interested in your arguments unless they come in photograph form.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 16:14, archived)
# what about interpretive dance?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 16:20, archived)
# So long as it is a photograph of interpretive dance.
(I'd be willing to accept a PDF made from an MSWord document of a scanned-in polaroid of such a photograph placed on a wooden table)
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 16:41, archived)
# but a photograph of interpretive dance is no good!
it doesn't show the interpretations inherent in the movement!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 16:47, archived)
# It leaves all of that down to the viewer.
So, that means it's even more interpretive.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 16:48, archived)
# deep
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 16:55, archived)
# AHA! You need an interpretive picture, such as a pie chart (Mmm...pie...)
Not even a fraction for drowning in the Med...

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 16:57, archived)
# You won't see this kind of thing on strictly.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 17:10, archived)
# I can't wank to this
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 17:28, archived)
# Are you sure?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 17:42, archived)
# Surely the 'asphyxia 9%' is enough to get at least a semi on?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 18:47, archived)
# Fucking hell that was boring
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 16:45, archived)
# Easier to digest chunks:
www.unicef.org/mdg/childmortality.html
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 16:47, archived)
# I was disliking humans and their inhumanity long before the media made it fashionable
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 17:02, archived)
# Bring on the Singularity!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 17:04, archived)
# No way! Roko's Basilisk will spend eternity flaying me in simulation
prophylactic de-ris
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 17:43, archived)
# i am trying really hard to give a fuck...
haha, just joking.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 18:56, archived)
# You can't come here spreading facts
Fact!
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 19:18, archived)
# It's been a long time
Since I logged in here, but as usual a very good yet uncomfortable image BBD.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. trouser, Fri 4 Sep 2015, 3:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 14:41, archived)
# I just wanted to say that I really like this, and think it deserves to be highlighted somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 20:27, archived)
# that'll do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 22:16, archived)
# this is excellent
top shop!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 22:31, archived)
# King of the BEEEESTS
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 Sep 2015, 1:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 14:07, archived)
# that's probably already being made
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 14:21, archived)
# you think so?
*calls dreamworks*
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 14:38, archived)
# Does sic!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 14:40, archived)
[challenge entry] i say, i say, i say...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 13:41, archived)
# Waiter, there's a bernoulli in my soup
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 14:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Hang on…hang on. Just seen a pile of shit. Deviating course now...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 12:20, archived)
# "This is Brown Leader..."
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 19:17, archived)
#
Red Hive standing by
(Beanchimp, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 20:18, archived)
# A brief study on cowards in our time


Click for bigger (126 kb)
(Jimaroid, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 11:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 12:14, archived)
# Mourned the loss of those delicious salty tears, probably
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 11:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 11:45, archived)
# Just re-read that, not bad at all
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 3 Sep 2015, 12:31, archived)
# Ha! Now that one's a keeper...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 15:02, archived)
# beehave yourself
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 16:03, archived)
# Hive not done anything!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 16:58, archived)
[challenge entry] way back I did ...


rp 3385388
(haberman is singing in the changes, Sat 5 Sep 2015, 10:09, archived)
[challenge entry] How!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 11:31, archived)
# He'll upgrade to little big hornet later in life
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 3 Sep 2015, 12:33, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
photo 24540_418647363205_3883979_n_zpszhd52y1c.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 12:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Pea, NWOT, etc.


Bit out of date now.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 3 Sep 2015, 22:50, archived)
[challenge entry] in a parallel universe
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 10:04, archived)
[challenge entry] hahahaha! Boobees...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 9:54, archived)
#
b3ta.com/talk/4571921
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 10:13, archived)
# before my time sweetheart.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 10:14, archived)
# yeah whatever, we all know there's only ten real users here, all on their 20th or so account
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 10:19, archived)
# well I'm quite sure I've no idea what you're talking about.
I mean, why would you even suggest... such a...
such a... damn it! why aren't the dogs seizing you yet!?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 10:22, archived)
# bzzZZZzzZZzzzz
(bou bees, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 12:44, archived)
# i only have two hands and two thighs
and friction burns...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 10:44, archived)
# She got stung for that boob job.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 11:00, archived)
# The surgeon definitely bumbled it
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 11:09, archived)
#
b-cups
(noddin0ff TCA ATT GGA, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 14:46, archived)
# ariel the little mermaids bikini size
was a c-shell...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 15:11, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - BUZZY BASTARDS

It's another animal image challenge, this week you've asked for all the buzzy bastards.
So give us your best bee, bluebottle, wasp and hornet related imagery.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 9:51, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 10:02, archived)
[challenge entry] ^Upset
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 10:23, archived)
# Twat slag
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 10:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 11:09, archived)
# I'm going home and I'm taking my gifs with me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 11:15, archived)
# TFFT
Fucklift rob manuel chumpmanbear thumbs up
jusayin
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 11:26, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 10:11, archived)
# FAKE
That number doesn't work.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 10:37, archived)
[challenge entry] why oh why oh why has this not bindun yet?


Click for bigger (81 kb)
(grahamsgooch can drive that loader and has a class 2 rating, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 7:51, archived)
# because it has
sorry.

www.b3ta.com/board/11168452
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 9:09, archived)
#
fuck :(
(grahamsgooch can drive that loader and has a class 2 rating, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 9:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 9:42, archived)
# naked Corbyn is ashamed
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 9:52, archived)
# understandable really
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 9:55, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 10:11, archived)
[challenge entry]


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 0:57, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 0:25, archived)
# so do I when I look in the mirror
(piney everyone on the internet is naked, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 0:27, archived)
# dekion, is that you...?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 0:58, archived)
# dekion?? never heard of her
sounds fit
(piney everyone on the internet is naked, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 1:04, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/11166341
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 2:59, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 8:15, archived)
# riker looks so natural in leather...
and the one on the left (wil wheaton's character who i cannot recall the name of) is doing a 'jean-luc pickarse'
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 10:43, archived)
# Commander Riker
the gay biker.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 12:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 10:25, archived)
# Exer-siz
A post training run snackerel by Ed Clews

Will this new Flickr embed code work?
(PagettyPol something something something, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 23:40, archived)
# No
I mean yes... I mean Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 23:52, archived)
# woo and yay :D
and that's why i don't exercise
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 23:58, archived)
# marvellous
a self portrait?
(piney everyone on the internet is naked, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 0:24, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 6:47, archived)
# is this to scale?
that pie looks massive
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 0:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 22:54, archived)
# hahawhat?
i did that 'how corbyn are you' test. and my beard is bigger than his.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 22:57, archived)
# "You say Labour, I say Libor, FUCK OFF".
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 23:06, archived)
# "pour a warm libation across the east face"
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 23:28, archived)
# i heard the sting
needs more countdown sound fx
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 23:13, archived)
# The eyes have it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 23:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 23:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 23:56, archived)
# too grey and i don't like the font
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 0:28, archived)
# ^ the brown is strong with this one
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 2:52, archived)

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