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(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 19:38, archived)
# Coo!
*throws a sugar lump*
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 19:51, archived)
# He needs some wheels
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 19:52, archived)
# all those greggs soggy rolls
The average London pigeon has 1.6 feet, trufax
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 19:53, archived)
# Probably gout
(I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 20:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 20:44, archived)
# its all those bastards putting netting up
coo!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 21:04, archived)
# missing a foot should not cause diabetes
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 21:07, archived)
# Are you a pigeon doctor?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 21:21, archived)
# No, but I play one on TV
Dr Quinn -- Pigeon Surgeon MD
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 21:22, archived)
# i ran over a pigeon on the way to work one day, and was feeling bad about it..
then about an hour later i was watching a storm pass by out the window at work and saw a whole flock get taken out by hail stones the size of golf balls.. complete carnage.. made me feel a lot better!

true fax
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 21:48, archived)
# I saved a pigeon from the canal towpath in Nottingham - it had got tangled up in blue industrial wipe. Tune in next week for another tale of heroism and derring-do.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 22:12, archived)
# I saw a squirrel get run over by a car. It only went under the tyre from the waist down.
I mercy-killed it by running over the top half.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 8 Jan 2016, 1:31, archived)
# he was only playing dead you utter bastard
https://youtu.be/dfijvBN2GMM?t=5s
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 8 Jan 2016, 3:04, archived)
# noooo!!!
It still haunts me :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 8 Jan 2016, 3:17, archived)
# rats with wings...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 8 Jan 2016, 9:27, archived)
# Pigeons are horrible beasties.
Nevertheless I approve of this image.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 8 Jan 2016, 14:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 19:18, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 21:04, archived)
# Papaaaaaaa.........duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 22:12, archived)
# *stares*
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 19:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
I still can't see what it is though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 20:07, archived)
# is it a unicorn?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 21:04, archived)
# lmfao
genius
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 8 Jan 2016, 9:28, archived)
#
i have that book
(I helped save b3ta! William MakesBeer poetman.co.uk, Sat 9 Jan 2016, 13:46, archived)
# My sister in law was an extra in Sherlock....


.......she won't be asked back
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 17:40, archived)
# haha! nicely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 17:47, archived)
# I don't think she'll thank me when she sees this on facebook
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 17:55, archived)
# Skills.
Big fan of all things Holmesian, but that episode was utter wank.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 18:38, archived)
# except it had my sister in law in it - init.
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 19:04, archived)
# Well deduced, Holmes. I fully concur.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 22:14, archived)
# v nice
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 19:33, archived)
# Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 21:15, archived)
# how the fuck did you do that
skeelz beyond my comprehension
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Fri 8 Jan 2016, 4:55, archived)
# just shopage :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 9 Jan 2016, 17:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Father of Elastigirl

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 17:08, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 18:39, archived)
# Hi Ed, watcha watching?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 16:29, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha,
nice tag too.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 16:32, archived)
# the way I shoved it on top of some other text really adds to the level of quality and professionalism I think
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 16:33, archived)
# mB&
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 16:46, archived)
# That's a bit tame
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 17:25, archived)
# back bench porn
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 17:56, archived)
# Ed Moodiband.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 18:41, archived)
# Next Stop: Cockfosters
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 18:51, archived)
# Hell, yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 22:15, archived)
[challenge entry] come and play with us...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 16:23, archived)
# will do
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 16:30, archived)
# I will too!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 16:32, archived)
# ok, so shall I pack you both a lunch or will you...
pfft... will you both be... wait for it....

eating out!

a-ha-ha-ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 16:34, archived)
# eating, while playing doubles badminton? don't be ridiculous
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 16:39, archived)
# I, er, oh... right.
ok. sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 16:39, archived)
# Badminton?!?
:( *puts croquet mallet back in the car*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 16:49, archived)
# i knew they should've sent out detailed invites.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 16:57, archived)
# Oh goodness no!
I would never attend a function where a person like me would be invited.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 18:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Bleep bloop bloop fart whistle
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 16:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 16:30, archived)
# Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha!11!! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!©

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 21:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Mouseferatu
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 15:39, archived)
# "We're gonna need a bigger bloke".
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 22:09, archived)
# that's brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 8 Jan 2016, 9:30, archived)
[challenge entry] You WEREN'T there maaan...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 15:23, archived)
# i am loving the quality of compo entries so far!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 15:33, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 15:36, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 15:40, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 16:29, archived)
# Very good!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 8 Jan 2016, 9:35, archived)
# Zombie Kenneth Williams
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 16:26, archived)
# Starship Troopers is ACE.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 22:15, archived)
[challenge entry] i'm not sure where my mind has gone...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 15:22, archived)
#
reminds me of disenchanted disney
(stoodles non-bio, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 17:32, archived)
# Glad Bowie is sticking with the bandage and button eyes look,
as it works quite well with googly eyes.

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 15:12, archived)
# He is also missing a trick with the colours...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 15:12, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 18:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Posts and runs away.....
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 14:52, archived)
[challenge entry] It's a luau!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 14:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Last night, a fairy visited me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 14:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 14:42, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 15:08, archived)
# Hurray!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 15:13, archived)
# Booooooooy!
(JediHomer Weebles wobble, some fall down, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 15:17, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 15:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 15:40, archived)
# WOO Cap'n!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 14:46, archived)
#
great!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 14:56, archived)
# beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 14:57, archived)
# i like this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 15:30, archived)
# Very good:D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 21:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Mike Wazombie
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 14:38, archived)
# AAARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 14:44, archived)
# ,,,O..O,,,
WOW!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 14:58, archived)
# Heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 15:08, archived)
[challenge entry] They Live
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 14:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 15:41, archived)
# Beat me to it!
I was thinking along much the same lines. Well played!
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 7 Jan 2016, 17:52, archived)
[challenge entry] FISH ARE FRIENDS, NOT FOOD
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 14:21, archived)
# Hahaha!
Lovely Barbie! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 14:30, archived)
[challenge entry] (Even this fish)


NWOT
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 14:44, archived)
# Haha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 14:46, archived)
# Massive click
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 9 Jan 2016, 14:08, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 14:45, archived)
# this is rather epic
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 15:32, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 15:41, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 13:36, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 13:39, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 14:10, archived)
# Nice
She should be under the bed, though - flying it.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 14:32, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 14:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 13:04, archived)
# haha yes
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 7 Jan 2016, 14:09, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 14:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Full moon?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 12:56, archived)
# Lully!
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 13:16, archived)
# Great stuff, Ninj.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 7 Jan 2016, 14:48, archived)

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