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[challenge entry] It was Tiny Kim's best Christmas ever...AND all those nuclear winters to look forward to!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 15:58, archived)
# Looks like a shit 80's Christmas film
well done
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 16:47, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 21:01, archived)
# Join in at the chorus, if you know the words.
The world has lost it's smile today
The world has lost it's glow
There's no such thing as negotiators when
The negotiator says "You blow!"
And everyone hates everyone, you're not having any chips
After all, there's only one more sleep 'til apocalypse.
.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 22 Sep 2017, 10:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 21 Sep 2017, 15:24, archived)
# Haha!
Great face fits! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 15:28, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 21:04, archived)
[challenge entry] ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 15:17, archived)
# Banana... banana... bananas?
tick, click, boom.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 21 Sep 2017, 15:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Ha! Ha! Pocket Man.
Also anyone remember Frogbeat?

"One Man and His Frog" (1975).

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 15:24, archived)
# OMG I luuv frogbeat!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 18:38, archived)
# He's away fighting the good fight...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 22:01, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 23:26, archived)
# Hahaha, those yellow people all look the same
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 20:59, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 22 Sep 2017, 0:29, archived)
# Haha
(herman:D, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 21:01, archived)
[challenge entry] All Winners under new management


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(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 14:31, archived)
# the superzeroes :)
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 21 Sep 2017, 15:21, archived)
# The Stupidfriends
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 17:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, he clearly DID say 'To you'
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 14:24, archived)
# Are you sure it wasn't
'to me'
(cooters Long Time Lurker, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 14:27, archived)
# For a moment I thought it was Dirty Barry.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 15:49, archived)
[challenge entry] While My Radburns Gently Weep.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 13:38, archived)
[challenge entry] The One Where They Resort To Cannibalism.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 13:39, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa
gets funnier the more I look at it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 13:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 14:08, archived)
# Paul really is dead this time
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 13:58, archived)
# WOO!
Hola Cap'n :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 14:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Is it safe?
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 12:34, archived)
# HAHA!
Happy Candles! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 12:37, archived)
# Happy B3taday.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 13:40, archived)
#
Is that the Samsung screensaver?
(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 14:22, archived)
# 15 vintage crab-candles to you! 15 vintage crab-candles to you! etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 15:04, archived)
# dibnah 4 u are candles!
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 22:17, archived)
# Shiiiiiit!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 12:08, archived)
# oh no! he's coming to spout Christian nonsense at me and say how great Trump is
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 12:16, archived)
# hahaha
Yeah Norris is a bit of a knob
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 12:21, archived)
#
Yeah, the hard bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 12:35, archived)
# I'd say a half shaven Scrotum
and HAPPY CANDLES!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 12:37, archived)
# Happy Candles!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 21 Sep 2017, 19:05, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 13:41, archived)
# The Norris!
That's great so it is
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 21 Sep 2017, 15:17, archived)
# Lol :D
(herman:D, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 21:02, archived)
# Sadly - this image of the Mexican Earthquake
reminds me of Goatse.

My first advice is, don't do an image search at work, if you're not 'Goatse' aware!

(cooters Long Time Lurker, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 12:06, archived)
# HAHA
cannot unsee
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 12:07, archived)
# What's your second advice?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 12:49, archived)
# I don't actually have a 2nd option
Although if you're feeling brave and the gorgeous looking accounts lady is walking by your desk, search for it and tell her to come and see if she 'like, what she see's'.

Prepare for a slap.
Include some tickle, if she froth's at the gash..
(cooters Long Time Lurker, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 13:02, archived)
# *smells a disciplinary coming on*
and not a good one
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 21 Sep 2017, 13:38, archived)
# Thank you, but I've been 'Goatse aware' ever since Goatse Awareness Month, last February

I really liked all the banners in the city centre.

Also: :((
I really like Ciudad Mexico and Puebla de los Angeles. Both wonderful and mental places. It's a shame all that volcano and earthquake training didn't 100% pay off for them.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 13:17, archived)
# Well spotted!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 21 Sep 2017, 19:04, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/11237181
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 20:58, archived)
[challenge entry] £12,000 to cancel your holiday!
Not bad!

(cooters Long Time Lurker, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 11:52, archived)
[challenge entry] YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 11:50, archived)
# Hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 11:52, archived)
# HAHA
Add a nuclear patch and compo him
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 11:55, archived)
# You've left a USAian flag on right shoulder
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 17:54, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 12:16, archived)
# Nice
even given the currect state of world affairs it's based upon
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 13:18, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 13:42, archived)
# Tip top!
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 21 Sep 2017, 15:22, archived)
[challenge entry] UnBomber
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 11:32, archived)
# Netflix pulls Maya the Bee episode after drawing of penis spotted in show.

--- www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-41345857
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 21 Sep 2017, 11:10, archived)
# hahaha
I hear there's a job going at Studio 100?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 11:22, archived)
[challenge entry] shall we?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 10:52, archived)
[challenge entry] idiot

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 11:17, archived)
[challenge entry] pew pew
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 10:27, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 10:40, archived)
# Nicely Q!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 10:55, archived)
# cheers
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 11:23, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 10:07, archived)
# Haha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 10:17, archived)
# haha
real life chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 10:26, archived)
# they're best buds really
in this together...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 10:27, archived)
# I honestly believe
Trump wants to shoot a missle, just to say: "You're fired!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 10:31, archived)
# it'd be worth it if he did that.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 10:40, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - NUCLEAR APOCALYPSE

Total nuclear annihilation is on everyone's mind at the moment, so lets cheery it up a bit by photoshopping all songs, books, films, tv shows etc to be about a nuclear apocalypse.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 8:19, archived)
# ALL of them? Just how long are you keeping this challenge open for?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 9:05, archived)
[challenge entry] maybe its all just about bombay mix?

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 9:14, archived)
[challenge entry] it might not be all bad...

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 9:18, archived)
# In an effort to wrong my rights of the past, I drew you a bird.
I drew you a bird.It's a fucking bird I swear.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 0:56, archived)
# Fuck off!!!
I mean, "good to see you!"
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 1:48, archived)
# OH HELLO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 7:16, archived)
# Also does anyone know where this pic came from?


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(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 7:19, archived)
# oh my
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 7:21, archived)
# pretty impressive hey
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 7:23, archived)
# Woah!
Who, why, where? Good work, creepy, weird, but good
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 9:50, archived)
# Best thing I've seen all week
Sat at my desk trying not to laugh and let everyone know I'm doing fuck all :-)
(101 Teeth, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 11:02, archived)
#
I found this - www.thenausner.com/iconic-photography-reinterpreted/

...which leads to this - h8w.net/work/im.html

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 11:27, archived)
# This violates all principles of oldness. Wow.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 15:28, archived)
# Hahaha
(herman:D, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 21:07, archived)
# Ace
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 Sep 2017, 8:59, archived)
# Fuck. I got to sleep and all the fun people come out! yay!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 15:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Elaine Page
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 20 Sep 2017, 23:27, archived)
# It's me B3thday
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 0:10, archived)
# oh my..
Happy ones Flashy
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Thu 21 Sep 2017, 10:31, archived)
# Candles!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 0:13, archived)
# Hold on a fucking minute
a member for 14 years, 11 months and 29 days
it's my b3ta birthday! It's my b3ta birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 0:13, archived)
# It's clearly a case of premature radiation.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 1:15, archived)
# bcoz Britain broke the Big clock thing
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 1:51, archived)
# LET'S BURN THIS MOTHERFUCKER TO THE GROUND
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 7:17, archived)

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