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[challenge entry] "Get rid of the 'orrible little rats" they said.......
(, Mon 25 Jul 2022, 9:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Animal's in charge.
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 22:03, archived)
# He's aaaaaaaaarrrgh! but AAAAAARGHH!!! and he gets my vote.
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 22:31, archived)
# WHO are you!
WHO, WHO, WHO, WHO...!
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 23:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Animal's in charge.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2022, 0:05, archived)
[challenge entry] The Animals in charge.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2022, 0:16, archived)
# Guy in the middle looks like an over-polished plastic Tony Blackburn
(, Mon 25 Jul 2022, 0:54, archived)
# IKWYM
(, Mon 25 Jul 2022, 7:08, archived)
# Still polishing here
(, Mon 25 Jul 2022, 12:03, archived)
# Brexit now
(, Mon 25 Jul 2022, 14:48, archived)
# Mex I can’t.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2022, 16:18, archived)
# Which middle? Please specify X/Y/Z axis as they are all different.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2022, 17:49, archived)
# Age
(, Mon 25 Jul 2022, 18:00, archived)
# Lol
(, Mon 25 Jul 2022, 22:39, archived)
# You see the one who looks like an over-polished plastic Tony Blackburn? That's the one in the middle.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2022, 12:25, archived)
# I would have thought it was obvious that I cannot tell which one it is who you think looks like an over-polished Tony Blackburn,
because to me not one of them looks that similar to Tony Blackburn, who looks like this:

And used to look like this:
(, Tue 26 Jul 2022, 14:41, archived)
# Midway between those two.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2022, 17:13, archived)
# It's really rather simple.
You will need a roll of duct tape and a pair of scissors.
Method:
1:You will notice that there is one person on the extreme left. This, by the process of elimination, (i.e., the other members of the group are to the right of this person), CANNOT be the "middle" of the group.
2: Using the scissors, cut a small piece of duct tape and place it over the face of the person on the EXTREME left.
3:Repeat for the person on the extreme right (whom we shall refer to as the "person on the extreme right").
Now this makes the solution so much simpler, having reduced the group of 5 to a smaller number of 3.
4: Repeat steps 2 & 3.
5: As if by magic, the one remaining face that looks like looks like an over-polished plastic Tony Blackburn is the one that looks like an over-polished plastic Tony Blackburn.

See? Easy when you know how!
(, Wed 27 Jul 2022, 9:03, archived)
# You could have saved typing all that bollocks by saying X.
That guy looks like Tony Blackburn to the extent that he is a white man with black hair.

Their faces are different shapes, their features are spaced differently. No amount of polishing is going to push his cheekbones into different places or change the distance between his eyes, or change the size and shape of his jaw.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2022, 14:12, archived)
# Bollocks
(, Wed 27 Jul 2022, 15:39, archived)
# TBF we can't compare their bollocks.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2022, 17:46, archived)
[challenge entry] I haz in charj....
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 17:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Not for much longer....

(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 19:28, archived)
# Clouds yeah
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 15:59, archived)
#
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 16:00, archived)
#
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 16:04, archived)
#
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 16:05, archived)
# I was gonna say the 2nd was my favo(u)rite until I saw this one
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 16:16, archived)
# Clouds yeah Pedro
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 16:25, archived)
# OMG I LUV CLOUDS!
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 16:25, archived)
#
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 16:48, archived)
# EEK!
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 16:49, archived)
# I suspect it’s more like
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 18:56, archived)
# or even

[inb4 Horace][Or was it Qbert?]
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 18:57, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 19:03, archived)
#
pfft!
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 20:14, archived)
# ...here's one I saw this morning; it looked like a dolphin jumping over the Arch
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 16:27, archived)
# What happened to its eyes?
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 16:44, archived)
# Dude that is one fancy McDonalds
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 16:46, archived)
# πŸ«‚
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 16:46, archived)
# Shithole, USA
USA
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 16:52, archived)
#

(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 18:30, archived)
# Looks like he’s been taken up the USA iykwim
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 19:42, archived)
# You know that's Pedro....right?!
yep...
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 20:13, archived)
# You think he’s an absolute dreamboat, atomic? Is that what you’re trying to say?
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 20:38, archived)
# Nope.
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 22:51, archived)
# You think he’s the bomb, gotcha.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2022, 0:06, archived)
#
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 16:06, archived)
# Stewie as an alien with Cool wHIP on his head.
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 16:56, archived)
# Ok, now click the button and you’re done!
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 19:02, archived)
# No…no…no….we have to stop this.
It’s too easy.
Forgive us rob, we have sinned against b3ta, and have broken many rules.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2022, 20:52, archived)
# What’s wrong with easy? Is it less amusing?
(, Mon 25 Jul 2022, 21:25, archived)
# We didn't make this.
A computer made it.
I also think that these images have mind-control intentions, with fuzzy imagery, obscure placement, and dark story lines. Not to mention the demonic meat-face 'humans' it produces. Weird, weird stuff.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2022, 0:34, archived)
# "A computer made it", but if you take the human out of the equation the computer just sits there. It's similar to a pencil in that respect.
Yes it's weird stuff, but if you bear in mind that it's all solely a product of human imagination and ingenuity, that gives it an interesting context from my perspective.
Some of the results definitely appear nightmarish or just plain alien, but from the imagined perspective of the AI it's just a reflection of what it's been given to work with.
We made this. And we're afraid of it. That's interesting to me.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2022, 12:18, archived)
# And it can be persuaded to make nice images if you take the time to get familiar with it.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2022, 12:24, archived)
# It made nice nuke pics. Like a fuzzy dream.
Still, I can’t exactly tag it and call it my own. I might give the computer (β€œpencil”) an idea, but it wasn’t my hand that actually made it. And there lies the problem.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2022, 14:21, archived)
# Lovely!!
:D
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 17:25, archived)
# Cheers :)
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 19:58, archived)
# BOOOOOOOM!
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 18:12, archived)
# rilly tho?
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 19:00, archived)
#
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 20:12, archived)
# All verrrrr kyoot...
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 22:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Prrrrrr...
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 15:31, archived)
# he's getting rid of them one by one, larry is our only hope
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 15:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Tenshun!
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 11:30, archived)
[challenge entry] also...

(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 11:38, archived)
# There are far more dogs than bears, and more can be bred specially, I think you have the solution here
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 11:56, archived)
# Animals in charge?
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 14:21, archived)
# Well...he's on top!
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 14:44, archived)
# Classic Ninj
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 15:30, archived)
# simples!
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 13:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Animals in charge, you say? Amidoinitrite?
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 8:11, archived)
# Is that the 17th at Balaklava?
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 10:38, archived)
# The Charge of the Bite Brigade
10/10
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 10:42, archived)
# Lovely!
:D
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 11:29, archived)
# cute
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 13:00, archived)
#
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 2:10, archived)
#
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 2:23, archived)
#
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 2:36, archived)
# aw, those are the cutest jammies
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 2:44, archived)
# Better believe it, Yo!
How you like me now?!
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 3:17, archived)
# bat spaghetti
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 13:00, archived)
# Batman & Ramen
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 13:14, archived)
# How does it smell?
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 8:45, archived)
# NOOT!
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 12:59, archived)
#
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 23:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Racey

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(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 22:20, archived)
# Not a fucking clue.
But ha ha just in case.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 23:08, archived)
# I can explain it to you in needlessly patronising terms if you like.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 23:15, archived)
# ris?
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 0:00, archived)
# There are two 'animals' on (in) the 'charge' sheet.
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 1:01, archived)
# Oh right.
Have a needlessly patronising thankyou.
Thankyou.
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 2:45, archived)
# Thank you.*
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 3:12, archived)
# Thank you: verb
Thankyou: noun

Your'e welcome.
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 9:33, archived)
# If you're offering a noun you cannot be verbing,
therefore your thanks mean nothing.
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 14:23, archived)
# Lol
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 15:00, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 23:16, archived)
# dogs dressed as people dressed as cheerleaders
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 0:44, archived)
# sad disappointed established member dog
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 2:37, archived)
#
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 2:48, archived)
# Is this you at 13 seconds?
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 9:15, archived)
# are u saying I have a little ouioui
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 12:12, archived)
# Yup
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 16:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Doesn't he look tired?
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 21:09, archived)
# 18.1.17
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 22:11, archived)
# Are you trying to access your router settings?
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 22:29, archived)
# I didn’t happen to post my password on here did I?
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 23:17, archived)
# (It’s what it says at the top of his notes in the pic.)
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 23:18, archived)
# ALOGUE
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 0:11, archived)
# Near the top:

Note:
I didn't wonk the eyes. Those eyes are at their natural angles.
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 20:09, archived)
#
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 22:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 25 Jul 2022, 20:17, archived)
# This took ages
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 22:25, archived)
# Most of that time was spent downloading brb's image
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 22:59, archived)
# Is it too big?
In other news:
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 23:05, archived)
# CORNDOG
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 0:12, archived)
# It's good for you, boy, eat it
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 0:28, archived)
# it tastes a-maize-ing
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 2:47, archived)
# corny >.<
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 10:43, archived)
# They’re just jealous
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 18:14, archived)
# Yeah this was meant to be a reply to Pedro, apparently I’m still (not) learning how to use the forum.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 18:41, archived)
# Click on Edit, then copy the majyck donkey codez
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 19:08, archived)
# No it might crash the database
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 19:21, archived)
# :(
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 20:11, archived)
# Here, it’s a cat with a sentient balloon tail
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 18:47, archived)
# OK FUCK YOU ALL THEN, NOT YOU PEDRO
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 19:32, archived)
# carrying a small tin of sweetcorn
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 20:14, archived)
# Yes
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 22:13, archived)
# That's lovely, that is.
What is it?
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 7:14, archived)
#
it’s a cat with a sentient balloon tail
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 15:32, archived)
# Oh yeah. I see it now.
The clue is in the header. Silly me.
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 19:14, archived)
# Leather jammies?
MMmmm!
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 19:09, archived)
# Totally gay, right?!
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 19:37, archived)
# In a good way
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 19:38, archived)
#

(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 13:15, archived)
# You found this and you think it should win the competition
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 15:33, archived)
# Yes!
I also found this and it made me puff a small burst of air through my nose


(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 15:36, archived)
# Middle stump!
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 19:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Animals on charge
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 13:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Who's been a very,very bad boy then? :(
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 11:52, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 12:40, archived)
# ha!
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 13:05, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 10:50, archived)
# :O
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 12:40, archived)
# neck looks hoarse
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 13:05, archived)
# Why the long face?
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 13:07, archived)
# Because of job cuts he has to do the work of five horses
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 20:26, archived)
#

(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 18:10, archived)
# HORSE IS A ALIEN, BEWARE!!
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 18:15, archived)
# Love the Battlestar Galactica style camera wobble.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 19:06, archived)
# this is the first time I've used this AI-thingy and the (truthfully) first words I entered into it.

Click for bigger (1230 kb)
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 10:15, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 10:23, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 10:28, archived)
# Uncanny isn't it.

(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 10:56, archived)
# \o/
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 17:49, archived)
# I question your methodology ‘Chumps’, if that is indeed your real name. Here are the true results.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 18:29, archived)
# Where is this? Why won’t you tell us?
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 18:31, archived)
# AHA! CHUMPS REVEALED! PROBABLY! OR SOMETHING!
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 18:36, archived)
# Another mystery location with a weird car. Typical.

(Results were for β€œChumps photorealistic”)
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 18:38, archived)
# This is all true.
But I'm in a witness protection programme. You're not.
Also.... just between you and me.... how did you remotely access my camera?
Edit: I searched for Cartoon Mofaha.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 20:50, archived)
# Here I am
(, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 21:08, archived)
# Snoke!
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 21:18, archived)
# You need to do
Dogs dressed as people dressed as food.

Where TF has Epiphany been?
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 14:40, archived)
# The one on the right of the middle row has a cheesy grin...
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 17:53, archived)
# ?
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 18:12, archived)
# Choke me daddy
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 18:55, archived)
# Only gently tho
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 19:24, archived)
# Almost like my cheesemouth horse;
Wanna see?!?
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 18:55, archived)
# I have stuff here that makes cheesemouthhorse look like a relaxing daydream. Do not test this.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 19:24, archived)
# <3 <3 <3 even better!
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 19:29, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 19:32, archived)
# :( always this way
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 11:11, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 14:42, archived)
# NO SIR
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 18:10, archived)
# I think this will be hanging in a museum one day.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 19:35, archived)
# We’re gonna need a bigger museum!
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 22:11, archived)
# ha!
i did this one yesterday on similar theme
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(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 5:34, archived)
# fun with words

(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 3:44, archived)
# PS:
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 3:56, archived)
# I need to ask a favour Pedro.
Please use whatever influence you have over chihuahuas world-wide to bring this person to justice. Preferably of the face-eaten-off-by-chihuahuas variety.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 4:58, archived)
# we'll set Mr Bubz loose on him.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 11:09, archived)
# I hope you mean this Mr Bubz
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 17:23, archived)
# IRL LOLs
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 17:33, archived)
# Wow what a cunt.
Reported for animal cruelty.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 17:34, archived)
# this went over the heads of everyone on reddit

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(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 3:21, archived)
# your dog peed in it?
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 3:27, archived)
#
No, you're thinking Grr. Mutt
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 7:08, archived)
# I reached the end of my imagination playing with this just a few hours ago.
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(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 3:37, archived)

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