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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 1:06, archived)

I say...

*adjusts monocle

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TBL I posted this on, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 2:11, archived)

O...M...G.

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LS18, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 2:52, archived)

Not free but available

Get yer Arse to Mars
Get yer Arse to Mars
Get yer Arse to Mars
Get yer Arse to Mars
Get yer Arse...

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PFC Hudson, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 2:56, archived)

and if you call now...

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 3:16, archived)

another unattainable body image for women.

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Chumps 👀, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 10:48, archived)

Biblically accurate

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Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 15:24, archived)

WTF...

...is wrong with you?

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 16:12, archived)

Maybe he has segmented eyes.

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 16:22, archived)

~~segmented~~
no

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 16:32, archived)

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 17:32, archived)

ohhhh

eggmented eyes

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 17:37, archived)

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 19:33, archived)

b3ta.com/board/11382101

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 20:21, archived)

You've Gorn Too Far.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 21:02, archived)

I'VE NOT GORN FAR ENOUGH

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 21:52, archived)

☹️

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 16:51, archived)

only kidding

she makes me wish I had 5 hands

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 16:57, archived)

gives a whole new meaning to take the fifth

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 17:22, archived)

the fifth to fondle a boob?

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 22:51, archived)

Have a squat on the Cosmic Utensil.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 17:35, archived)

ha ha

(cringe hetchetu aloh, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 18:11, archived)

Pedro who is this lady in blue, just i may have met her once, after 11 pints.

(cringe hetchetu aloh, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 17:54, archived)

some online clothing ad. i don't remember which, sorry.

sorry.here's the uncut version i.imgur.com/jI5QM5e.jpg

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 20:47, archived)

(cringe hetchetu aloh, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 21:26, archived)

MOR TOZE PLZ

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 21:26, archived)

6 is enough, dont wnt her looking anymore weird, even with the dog viewin from afar

(cringe hetchetu aloh, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 21:37, archived)

oh no a spot of rain right on the good bit

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 12:38, archived)

Hubba Hubba

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 22:05, archived)

do they still make that

(cringe hetchetu aloh, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 22:30, archived)

thought it may have been salma hayek for some strange reason at first.

(cringe hetchetu aloh, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 20:47, archived)

Also...

Perfection! ^____^

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 19:32, archived)

darkside of the beef curtains

(cringe hetchetu aloh, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 19:48, archived)

Van Gogh ultimate world cup edition

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Octo I ruin everything., Sat 26 Nov 2022, 21:00, archived)

Bollocks

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 23:41, archived)

Budweiser actually

*pedant mode off

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TBL I posted this on, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 2:12, archived)

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 19:58, archived)

Gorn poo is green, I knew it!

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 20:22, archived)

what about courgettes?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 0:42, archived)

Unproblematic AFAIK.

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 3:53, archived)

not for me, i fucking hate them

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 17:39, archived)

I quite like them but sometimes they don't like me.

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 19:37, archived)

They've got you right where they want you

You really drank the courgette Kool-Aid eh

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 23:54, archived)

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 16:25, archived)

Nice

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 17:47, archived)

Thanks!

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 16:37, archived)

cool shampoo

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 19:22, archived)

avocado

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 21:23, archived)

Will be if you keep it in the fridge

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 16:38, archived)

Clever

thinking outside the square

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 16:12, archived)

Not sure about the eggs though

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 16:39, archived)

Eggs?

I thought they were avacados

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 19:51, archived)

The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 8:33, archived)

A serious lack of beer.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 17:38, archived)

There's a guinness, also plenty of space to add more

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 8:35, archived)

Roach coach competition

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LS18, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 16:01, archived)

damn chicken thief

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LS18, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 20:11, archived)

RIP IC

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Mr Bojangles, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 15:58, archived)

Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 18:28, archived)

Nah, that was a different singer

(rogerzilla, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 18:32, archived)

“I’m gonna live forever” LOLz

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 19:04, archived)

too soon dood

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 16:12, archived)

economy size font

cost of dying crisis

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 19:22, archived)

posterity austerity

(ozof, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 22:43, archived)

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 13:01, archived)

YUK!

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 14:46, archived)

Let us now say the Pasta Noster

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 14:50, archived)

Lametta icicles, very Christmassy

(rogerzilla, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 15:39, archived)

...

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Ninj, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 12:36, archived)

That's not our policy, you have to order something from the supper menu.

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 12:44, archived)

nice

needs more litter

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 13:02, archived)

Its one of those green ones

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Octo I ruin everything., Sat 26 Nov 2022, 13:03, archived)

Ronnie Jagger

Click for bigger (122 kb)

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Ninj, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 11:45, archived)

Apple

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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 9:42, archived)

i like this

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 21:25, archived)

Smashing

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willmod, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 4:46, archived)

the breakfast of champions

(ozof, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 4:19, archived)

We’ll I like it.

Reminds me of Trump’s McD breakfast photo op.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 17:39, archived)

👍

(ozof, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 17:47, archived)

Mi papa es un idiota

Go Goya. At least the label is in Spanish

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2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 23:23, archived)

mmm pizza

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LS18, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 20:45, archived)

Happy Friday Ham Touchers

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 17:45, archived)

Jambone

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 17:48, archived)

one of David Cameron's ancestors

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 19:04, archived)

Bollocks

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 21:38, archived)

Finally

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 22:28, archived)

grrr

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LS18, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 17:26, archived)

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 15:51, archived)

I always forget

... how many in the pink?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 16:05, archived)

however many are left over after the stink

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 16:06, archived)

😂

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 16:08, archived)

But I got like, my whole hand up there

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 16:09, archived)

and you still couldn't find Barbie's head :(

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 17:38, archived)

I know... ☹️

I was up to my elbow too

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 17:59, archived)

Bowling ball grip

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 16:33, archived)

too drunk to walk home?

Carry her like a 6-pack.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 16:34, archived)

Those "pelvic floor exercises" I've been hearing about,

they are to strengthen that area so it can function as a lifting/attachment point?

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 16:52, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aerial_silk

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 16:54, archived)

they didn't have hula hoops in the old days so you've messed up there avocado boy

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 16:07, archived)

Ceci n'est pas une réponse.

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 17:15, archived)

Ceci n'est pas un chevron.

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 17:16, archived)

WELL THEN I GUESS YOU WON'T MIND ME POSTING RIGHT HERE

More coffee for me I think, i'm as thirsty as an avocado today
And as hungry as a casually cancelled avocado farmer's disabled orphan baby

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 17:41, archived)

Coffee makes you lose water

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 18:06, archived)

Gotta water those avocados somehow

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 22:03, archived)

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 2:33, archived)

Bollocks.

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 23:35, archived)

P2PBM

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 17:41, archived)

Bollocks

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 17:17, archived)

Leonardo da Vinci invented them. The plans were discovered in his notes in 1973 and commercialised by KP Snacks

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 20:18, archived)

Robert Plant's not as toned as in the Led Zep days

(rogerzilla, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 16:32, archived)

I ike this

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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 25 Nov 2022, 17:02, archived)

one hula hoop to rule them all

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 19:03, archived)

Gainsborough's "Blue Boy and Flan Flinger"

(plankton, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 15:43, archived)

you're a day early

Saturday is Tiswas

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 19:05, archived)

shrugged

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LS18, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 14:51, archived)

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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 25 Nov 2022, 12:50, archived)

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 12:54, archived)

lol again

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 13:36, archived)

American Marshmallow

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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 25 Nov 2022, 8:40, archived)

The s'more the s'merrier

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 10:06, archived)

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