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[challenge entry] 30 minutes for a hawaiian? No sweat
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 14 Mar 2024, 5:46, archived)
[challenge entry] This was what I always imagined anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Thu 14 Mar 2024, 1:45, archived)
# RIP Michael Culver
Hope he makes this year's Sergeant Pepper.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 14 Mar 2024, 10:45, archived)
# Oh no! :(
Absolutely has to make it, I'm sure
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Thu 14 Mar 2024, 10:47, archived)
# I added him to my COMPLETE list, which shall go until the END of December.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Mar 2024, 12:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(plankton, Wed 13 Mar 2024, 23:08, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 14 Mar 2024, 1:10, archived)
# We need a psychotic ginger Führer to see off Putin. And the French.
(rogerzilla, Thu 14 Mar 2024, 6:48, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 14 Mar 2024, 7:49, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 14 Mar 2024, 8:23, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - ROYAL PHOTOSHOP DISASTERS


Following Kate Middleton's dicking around with her press photo, let's go back in time and ruin every other royal photograph and portrait in history using the powers of Photoshop CS3.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 13 Mar 2024, 22:45, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: LAST WEEK'S BANDWAGON
/AC
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 13 Mar 2024, 23:08, archived)
# What would you have chosen?
twitter.com/b3ta/status/1767143052253057451
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 13 Mar 2024, 23:11, archived)
# Not meaning to be a dick, just teasing.
Also I haven't done twitter for well over a decade so I can't really answer.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 13 Mar 2024, 23:19, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 13 Mar 2024, 23:15, archived)
[challenge entry] That time Trump inspected the Queen's Guard with his balls out.
(I helped save b3ta! brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Wed 13 Mar 2024, 23:50, archived)
# surely orange with 4ppb
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Mon 18 Mar 2024, 20:16, archived)
[challenge entry] I Knight Thee,...Sir Vader
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Mar 2024, 0:14, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 14 Mar 2024, 8:48, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 14 Mar 2024, 9:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Ooeerrr!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 14 Mar 2024, 9:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Poisonous monkey…

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 14 Mar 2024, 10:42, archived)
# I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK
(I helped save b3ta! brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Wed 13 Mar 2024, 21:34, archived)
# Sargent Slough-tier
Mr Anderson?
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 13 Mar 2024, 22:12, archived)
# Holy shit you watched TNA!
(I helped save b3ta! brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Wed 13 Mar 2024, 22:27, archived)
[challenge entry] She's been on photoshop again
(Pesky Young Scamp, Wed 13 Mar 2024, 13:44, archived)
# Has this been touched up?
(marksimmons1962 This is a normal post, Wed 13 Mar 2024, 13:49, archived)
# honk!
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 13 Mar 2024, 13:51, archived)
# .
it looks legit to me
(Pesky Young Scamp, Wed 13 Mar 2024, 14:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 13 Mar 2024, 13:54, archived)
# yeah this is getting old now
too old for andy at least
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 13 Mar 2024, 19:27, archived)
# Babysitting? Yes, I can do it. No sweat.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 13 Mar 2024, 12:28, archived)
# Hooray! Pizza Express for suppah!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 13 Mar 2024, 12:34, archived)
# Stuffed upper crust
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 13 Mar 2024, 12:41, archived)
# Where’s my tag?
Also: opposing light/ photoshop 101
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 13 Mar 2024, 12:49, archived)
# I shopped the original and stole your hands coverup!
Attribution: A T O M I C
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 13 Mar 2024, 13:08, archived)
# Seriously, I thought the light on her face in the original looked a bit too central and soft compared with the children
I'm not seeing it mentioned so it's probably nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 13 Mar 2024, 13:23, archived)
[challenge entry]


(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 13 Mar 2024, 12:14, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 13 Mar 2024, 12:17, archived)
# why is this so funny?
love it
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 13 Mar 2024, 21:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Now franchised on Tatooine
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 13 Mar 2024, 4:33, archived)
[challenge entry] I think I got this figured out.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Mar 2024, 22:07, archived)
# Game of Thrones
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 12 Mar 2024, 23:22, archived)
# Pawn takes Queen?
No way.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Mar 2024, 23:37, archived)
# Haven't you ever played chess?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 12 Mar 2024, 23:45, archived)
# Wizard’s Chess
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 13 Mar 2024, 0:03, archived)
# “You’re a royal, Harry!”
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 13 Mar 2024, 8:17, archived)
# "You're a lizard, Harry!" surely
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 14 Mar 2024, 2:42, archived)
# still didn't fix the hand tho
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 13 Mar 2024, 0:03, archived)
# Cuzzzzzz….it’s Awesome!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 13 Mar 2024, 0:12, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Wed 13 Mar 2024, 17:40, archived)
# Good Ol’ Uncle Adolph
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 13 Mar 2024, 19:38, archived)
# Lol
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 13 Mar 2024, 22:24, archived)
[challenge entry] more lollies
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Mar 2024, 22:05, archived)
# Woo!
I want to read the joke on the stick.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 12 Mar 2024, 22:51, archived)
# "where do sith apprentices do their shopping?
At the Darth Mall"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Mar 2024, 22:55, archived)
# With which clandestine warrior-sect can you trade musical instrument text-art?
Only a Sith deals in ASCII Lutes.
(I helped save b3ta! brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Wed 13 Mar 2024, 1:24, archived)
# How does Vader know what Obi-Wan has got him for Christmas?
He feels his presents
(rogerzilla, Wed 13 Mar 2024, 7:12, archived)
# Aldiraan?
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 13 Mar 2024, 13:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Orangey Ice Sabre
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 12 Mar 2024, 21:53, archived)
# Heh
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 12 Mar 2024, 21:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Err...mmm...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 Mar 2024, 19:17, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 12 Mar 2024, 20:36, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 12 Mar 2024, 22:52, archived)
[challenge entry] The moment leia discovers her force powers
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 12 Mar 2024, 18:10, archived)
#
*mutters something about fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 13 Mar 2024, 13:54, archived)
# This product's not for returning

Click for bigger (350 kb)
(42thefloor, Tue 12 Mar 2024, 14:54, archived)
# Time for tiffin?
(DonnieTrumpO, Tue 12 Mar 2024, 8:41, archived)
# topical
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 12 Mar 2024, 8:50, archived)
# Kates next job could be in photo editing.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 12 Mar 2024, 9:25, archived)
# They all end up doing khyber as their careers wane
(rogerzilla, Tue 12 Mar 2024, 15:42, archived)
# Wanda Ventham was very lovely in the CA films,
but it's all about Valerie Leon...

Edit: CA? CO...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 12 Mar 2024, 23:45, archived)
# Unremarkable
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 12 Mar 2024, 4:42, archived)
[challenge entry] are you taking Ma-tiss?
(I helped save b3ta! Stereopoly playing monopoly in 3-D, Tue 12 Mar 2024, 0:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Buckingham Palace finally releases unedited photo
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 23:29, archived)
[challenge entry] *hops on*
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 21:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Dunno what everyone's on about, looks fine to me
Click for bigger (785 kb)
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 22:35, archived)
# The great thing about this bandwagon for lazy fuckers like me is
it doesn't matter how shoddily you do it, you can justifiably claim it's part of the joke.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 22:42, archived)
# Might be Come to Nanny soon
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 12 Mar 2024, 13:09, archived)

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