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# BBC Lammy

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I know it's not photoshopped...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm2z1zm1pk3o
(, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 23:01, archived)
# IDGI
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# RIS
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#
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# No that’s wrong it means British Broadcasting Company
(, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 22:57, archived)
# ris?
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# It's a subtle racist "joke", brb.
Add him to the list!
(, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 16:00, archived)
# Oh right, big black cock.
I guess it takes an unfunny racist to understand a joke like this. Thanks, Trouser.
(, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 16:14, archived)
# How dare you!
(, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 18:25, archived)
# I have a friend who works for the BBC
He confirms they do indeed have a "Google problem"
(, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 8:58, archived)
# "Click for bigger"
LOLZ
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[challenge entry] Cities around the world unite!

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(, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 15:12, archived)
[challenge entry] 😳
canal-walks
(, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 14:47, archived)
# Who else plays the Anal Caravan/RV Game?
Best so far are Anal Buccaneer, Anal Pageant and Anal Roller Team
(, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 15:14, archived)
# She loves it.
Obv.
(, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 1:03, archived)
# How exactly does one walk an "anal walk"?
With great difficulty I suspect.
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# actual lol
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# Now that’s a rare thing.
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# I just learned what a "guffaw" sounds like
Thank you.
(, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 6:55, archived)
# LOL
(, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 14:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Clit Eastwood
clit-eastwood
(, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 19:43, archived)
# Is that a real poncho or a Sears poncho?
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# That’s the part that gets me the hottest
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# No man can find him.
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[challenge entry] Missing consonants lead to missing vowels.

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(, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 19:34, archived)
# Nice hooters etc
(, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 19:45, archived)
# Hoisin crispy owl
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# Owl, owl,
cormorant...
(, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 20:46, archived)
# Lowlnowl.
(, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 10:01, archived)
# Holy Tits!
(, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 2:55, archived)
# rachel's looking a bit different to usual
has she done her hair?
(, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 7:22, archived)
# Pro-genocide shampoo?
(, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 15:30, archived)
# Eh? Has that Riley done a genocide?
But she's so very pretty and nice!
(, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 18:12, archived)
# That woman looks like there's a scrum of people in her clothes
(, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 11:27, archived)
# We need a new b3ta quiz
Pregnant or Greggnant?
(, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 9:00, archived)
# Has anyone made a b3ta-themed Jet Set Willy game yet?
Seems like an idea ripe for the picking.
(, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 18:57, archived)
#
There isn’t a well-known Jet Set Willy mod or clone specifically themed around b3ta, but it feels like something that would fit right in with the creative mashups the community loves. There are definitely Jet Set Willy editors out there, and some retro communities still work with those classic game engines to make quirky mods, so it’s technically doable.

If you’re thinking about starting this, you could lean into b3ta’s trademark surreal, absurd, and often dark humor—throw in characters or references from b3ta memes, maybe some painfully British in-jokes and irreverent humor.

said chatGPT
(, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 19:18, archived)
# What rooms do you suggest?
(, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 19:36, archived)
#
It depends if the game should be abstract, taking place in some kind of b3ta hell, or should be tangible, like a skyscraper full of b3ta stuff for some reason.

I think rooms like "I think it should win the compo" with Hulk Hogan moving around the twin towers would work, I've seen some impressive stuff done with JSW. Maybe a room with floating Glasscocks that you have to avoid or a room with Horaces.
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# Manuel's Lair
With flapping CDCs
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#
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# Heheh
I guess we need Pedro to design the giant foot that comes down on the Game Over screen.
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# Will it have a countably infinite number of toes?
(, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 23:05, archived)
# Just make sure the talk room is hidden
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# Gaz mongy
(, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 19:46, archived)
# I don't think that'll come to pass
seeing as he thinks I'm someone else.
(, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 14:32, archived)
# Yes.
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idontgetitris
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# I don't get it
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#
Kamchatka
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# haha!
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# Hehe
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# Pffft
(, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 19:47, archived)
# Top work.
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# meh
(, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 2:57, archived)
# I like this.
click
(, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 12:46, archived)
# Happy Birthday my fellow Astral travellers
(, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 10:46, archived)
# :)
Are we going to get one for each of the (arbitrary bollocks) divisions of the year?
(, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 23:35, archived)
# Caprisun
Aquarium
Panties
Arial
Torus
Germophobe
Chancer
Leo Sayer
Virgil
Library
Scorchio
Saga & Onion
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#
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#
🎵 Well did you hear, there's a natural order...🎵
(, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 9:19, archived)
# Charlie Brooker's 2016 Screenwipe nailed it...
(, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 10:15, archived)
# :(
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[challenge entry] Real Photo Wednesday is shit

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# I've never figured out how they went from making crisps
to making androids...
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# King vs Klown
Checkmate!
(, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 20:48, archived)
[challenge entry] m3ta posting is always good for competition entries
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[challenge entry] I can fit you in next Thursday luv...
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# heh!
(, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 22:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Shirley
(, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 17:28, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Yay!
(, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 19:44, archived)

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