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[challenge entry] Buzz kill
(, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 9:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Star Peace
(, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 0:11, archived)
# You deserve candles just for that.
WOO!
(, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 0:31, archived)
# Yay, thanks!
(, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 0:33, archived)
# An elegant reversal from a more civilised age.
(, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 0:50, archived)
# Happy Candles!
(, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 9:44, archived)
# Thanks!
(, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 12:40, archived)
# Happy candlemas!
(, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 10:48, archived)
# Nice to be 15 again! :)
(, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 12:41, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - WEAPONS AMNESTY


Remove or replace the weapons from action films, games or anywhere else, and show us the world where there's no guns or other armaments. Suggested by Chris Weston‬.
(, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 22:49, archived)
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(, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 22:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Get to da Hopper!

(, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 23:03, archived)
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(, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 2:05, archived)
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(, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 1:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Pew Pew!!

(, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 2:53, archived)
[challenge entry] …kind of….sort of…..

(, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 3:30, archived)
# I love this
(, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 11:06, archived)
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(, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 10:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Apols to Kliban
(, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 18:50, archived)
[challenge entry] B.A. Humbug
(, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 15:50, archived)
# I pity the yule
(, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 18:05, archived)
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snowfish
(, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 12:18, archived)
[challenge entry] The duck, the beef, his wife and her plover.
(, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 10:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Merry Chimpmas You Tea-Drinking Fucks!

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(, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 10:27, archived)
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(, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 7:44, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 10:34, archived)
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(, Mon 9 Dec 2024, 18:58, archived)
# About to tie his ass to a tree
and walk 40 miles
(, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 2:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Gingerbread Manx

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(, Mon 9 Dec 2024, 17:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Best Christmas film ever

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(, Sun 8 Dec 2024, 20:42, archived)
# Hop hop hop now i have a machine gun
(, Sun 8 Dec 2024, 21:40, archived)
# Yippee timothy hay motherfucker
(, Mon 9 Dec 2024, 1:36, archived)
# I'm not the one who just got buck-fucked on national TV, Dwayne.
(, Mon 9 Dec 2024, 15:15, archived)
# *in best imitation of the voice of Richard Briers in Watership Down*
Ellis these people are gonna kill you, tell them, you don't know me.
(, Mon 9 Dec 2024, 20:41, archived)
# (Sir, the technology to make a McFlurry in a standard McDonalds doesn’t exist).


The technology exists! All I am asking you to do is make it smaller. Tony Stark made a McFlurry in a cave! Out of a box of scraps!


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(, Sun 8 Dec 2024, 17:02, archived)
#
you need to zoom out to show the cows shitting into the pipes on the left.

that's where the brown bits come from.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2024, 17:16, archived)
# I don't really go to McD's much
And for years I thought a chicken McFlurry was a thing
(, Mon 9 Dec 2024, 8:38, archived)
# that's what they use
to make the nuggets

oh no, that's Chicken McSlurry
(, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 1:38, archived)
[challenge entry] It's embarrassing when you are caught decorating the giraffe
(, Sun 8 Dec 2024, 16:42, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Oh hi thur!'
(, Sun 8 Dec 2024, 11:47, archived)
# Punxatawney Phil?
We're in for another six months of Christianity
(, Sun 8 Dec 2024, 13:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Round One
(, Sun 8 Dec 2024, 11:43, archived)
# LOL
TREE FIGHTER 2
(, Sun 8 Dec 2024, 14:22, archived)
# I like this
(, Sun 8 Dec 2024, 16:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Nice cable
(, Sun 8 Dec 2024, 17:11, archived)
[challenge entry] And this concludes my TED talk on Santa
(, Sun 8 Dec 2024, 8:55, archived)
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(, Sat 7 Dec 2024, 23:09, archived)
# Alanis Morissette as Mary
Well, she's already been God
(, Sun 8 Dec 2024, 9:35, archived)
# Are you sure?
She looks more like Lucy Liu to me.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2024, 17:28, archived)
# I think you're right
(, Sun 8 Dec 2024, 18:40, archived)
# Did she impregnate Mary?
(, Sun 8 Dec 2024, 18:58, archived)
# Isn't Jesus Lord?
Grandfather paradox?
(, Sun 8 Dec 2024, 19:06, archived)
# The Holy Spirit bukkaked Mary.
Luke 1:35 And the angel answered her, “The Holy Spirit will come upon you..."
(, Sun 8 Dec 2024, 19:46, archived)
# I had no idea reading the bible is so fun!
(, Sun 8 Dec 2024, 22:51, archived)
# I used to covet my neighbour's ass
But then she let herself go
(, Mon 9 Dec 2024, 8:40, archived)
# Everything is looking great now that Joseph has installed halogen lighting in the stable
(, Sun 8 Dec 2024, 20:39, archived)
# I suppose they didn't have energy-efficient LEDs in biblical times
(, Sun 8 Dec 2024, 20:57, archived)
# Moses
Acts 7:35-36
“This is the same Moses they had rejected with the words, ‘Who made you ruler and judge?’ He was sent to be their ruler and deliverer by God himself, through the angel who appeared to him in the bush. He LED them out of Egypt and performed wonders and signs in Egypt, at the Red Sea and for forty years in the wilderness.
(, Mon 9 Dec 2024, 13:30, archived)
# Angels should really keep their knickers on, appearing in the bush like that
(, Mon 9 Dec 2024, 15:07, archived)
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(, Sat 7 Dec 2024, 22:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Tat Festum Nativitatis 24

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(, Sat 7 Dec 2024, 21:13, archived)

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