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Have an 8 year old scotch eggs image
Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely,
Sun 5 Apr 2026, 14:58,
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Biting in to one of those would set your breath on fire.
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Octo I ruin everything.,
Tue 7 Apr 2026, 7:59,
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Happy Easter everybody. 
amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Sun 5 Apr 2026, 14:54,
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https://b3ta.com/features/faq/#aiIs is ok to post AI images on the board?
That shit is too low effort for even us. We're not saying you can't ever get some AI help around the edges, but if your work is just typing something into an AI gen and posting it, then no thank you. This also includes videos on /links
(That shit is too low effort for even us. We're not saying you can't ever get some AI help around the edges, but if your work is just typing something into an AI gen and posting it, then no thank you. This also includes videos on /links
JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Sun 5 Apr 2026, 12:09,
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What are your thoughts on tubes of oil paint?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 5 Apr 2026, 15:19,
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they're sort of cylindrical with a flattened endand I can never eat a whole one in a single sitting
( JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Mon 6 Apr 2026, 3:35,
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They were thought of as the end of real artistry, because previously artists had had to formulate and mix their own paints.Instead, paint tubes led directly to Impressionism, because they allowed artists to paint outdoors, where they worked quickly to catch the effects of outdoor light.
AI does seem prohibitively lazy from a certain perspective... mainly, it is the perspective of the capable.
I mean, I doubt there are many people who can't draw or 'shop and would like to make pictures, and who are also very upset about AI text-to-image tools.
(AI does seem prohibitively lazy from a certain perspective... mainly, it is the perspective of the capable.
I mean, I doubt there are many people who can't draw or 'shop and would like to make pictures, and who are also very upset about AI text-to-image tools.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 6 Apr 2026, 20:16,
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May I direct m'learned colleague towards the Frequently Asked Questions(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 5 Apr 2026, 16:10,
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Can I post my Flash movie?Yes, if it's the early 2000s.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 5 Apr 2026, 16:19,
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I hope you brought enough for everyone… oh, it’s you Jesus, sorry about that The miracle of the 5000 raisins.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 5 Apr 2026, 15:20,
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he'll be raisin' a ruckus!
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 5 Apr 2026, 16:11,
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Combine that with the loaves trick and you'll have enough Soreen to feed the masses Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 5 Apr 2026, 16:12,
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Remember when FPSs first dabbled with gross-out horror?
Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Sun 5 Apr 2026, 8:18,
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Look at all those delicious cats, lovely boys.
Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Sat 4 Apr 2026, 23:09,
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Name two things you remember most about the 80s.
Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Sat 4 Apr 2026, 19:06,
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Hair today,gone tomorrow.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Sat 4 Apr 2026, 22:56,
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Her and the BBC Micro, twofer one.
Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Sat 4 Apr 2026, 23:57,
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HerrWolfgang Amadeus Mozartor
HeinzWolff which would fit in with the 80s and eggs
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Sun 5 Apr 2026, 9:59,
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HeinzWolff which would fit in with the 80s and eggs
At 79 years old, Donald Trump, the 45th and 47th president of the United States, became the oldest cunt in American history to become president upon his second inauguration in 2025.
In July 2024, five weeks after his 78th birthday, he became the oldest presidential nominee of a major party.
Should he survive as president until at least August 15, 2028, he would become the oldest and most demented sitting president in American history.
On January 20, 2029, the end of his second term, he would be 82 years, seven months, and six days old.
He is not a well man, physically or mentally.
(In July 2024, five weeks after his 78th birthday, he became the oldest presidential nominee of a major party.
Should he survive as president until at least August 15, 2028, he would become the oldest and most demented sitting president in American history.
On January 20, 2029, the end of his second term, he would be 82 years, seven months, and six days old.
He is not a well man, physically or mentally.
brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Fri 3 Apr 2026, 22:05,
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And yet he’s the king of the world, while your leaders are occupying cupboard space.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 3 Apr 2026, 23:16,
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The king of the world took a shit in the sandpit. He told everyone else that they should help clean it up if they want to use the sandpit.
That would be bad enough, but what he actually did was diarrhoea in the sandpit. The sandpit is fucked.
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Sat 4 Apr 2026, 0:50,
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That would be bad enough, but what he actually did was diarrhoea in the sandpit. The sandpit is fucked.
Get out of the cupboards and grab a shovel. Why don’t you guys start helping with problems instead of turning your backside to them.Britain Needs You
Britain Needs You
Britain Needs You
To Die For Her.
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Britain Needs You.
(Britain Needs You
Britain Needs You
To Die For Her.
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Britain Needs You.
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 4 Apr 2026, 1:58,
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I know its parody at this point.But incase it's not clear:
- Isreal and America started bombing Iran
- The reasons as to why they did so are unclear
- When they try to explain their reasons, nobody believes them
- The operational timeframe is unclear
- The Iranian response has been to attack the gulf state hedgemony and to throttle the economic activity of most of the world.
As nothing but a citizen of a European country, I have no direct say in any of this happening. What I do have is a mortgage ending in June that is about to be either the same or worse than when I took it out. Instead of being significantly cheaper. I'm also looking forward to increased food prices, scarcity of medicines and other increased costs from the energy input disruption.
(- Isreal and America started bombing Iran
- The reasons as to why they did so are unclear
- When they try to explain their reasons, nobody believes them
- The operational timeframe is unclear
- The Iranian response has been to attack the gulf state hedgemony and to throttle the economic activity of most of the world.
As nothing but a citizen of a European country, I have no direct say in any of this happening. What I do have is a mortgage ending in June that is about to be either the same or worse than when I took it out. Instead of being significantly cheaper. I'm also looking forward to increased food prices, scarcity of medicines and other increased costs from the energy input disruption.
Octo I ruin everything.,
Sat 4 Apr 2026, 6:50,
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Best thing we rest-of-worlders can do now is REMOVETRUMP- and all his PEDO-LOVIN MAGA fucks.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer,
Sat 4 Apr 2026, 14:17,
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Aim your peaceful remover at his head and keep firing until it all goes dark brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Sat 4 Apr 2026, 14:52,
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Cause i have to travel to the US in the next few years, I must stress that remove is a neutral verb, you may project your preferences
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer,
Sat 4 Apr 2026, 16:43,
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No…we have to remove people who think like you.That small population who does nothing but complain and shame people.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 4 Apr 2026, 18:38,
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You are describing MAGA.Except they mainly shame themselves.
PS: My leaders are your leaders, silly.
(PS: My leaders are your leaders, silly.
brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Sat 4 Apr 2026, 20:49,
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My leader is God and the mighty atom.May they both destroy this world.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 4 Apr 2026, 21:35,
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That's no egg.
Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Fri 3 Apr 2026, 18:41,
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it's a bit low-poly PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 3 Apr 2026, 23:18,
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Happy Zombie Day
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Fri 3 Apr 2026, 10:05,
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Every day is Zombie Day if you live in Dundee Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 3 Apr 2026, 10:35,
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Matthew 26:26And as they were eating, Jesus took a fruit cake, and blessed it, and brake it, and gave it to the disciples, and said, Take, eat; this is dessert.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 3 Apr 2026, 15:55,
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Rebel's cum"The approach will not be easy. You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port."
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 3 Apr 2026, 10:36,
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It didn’t go in, it just impacted on the surface.Get clear, Wedge. You can’t do any more good back there.
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RedHouse over yonder,
Sat 4 Apr 2026, 19:56,
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