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One big question: how do i adjust the size of the document so its just johnny and not the white part around it! There's no document reszie on flash mx apart from where u type the xy co-ordinates which is useless>>!
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:49, archived)
# thread jack
guess what i found when searching for woo yay on google
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:53, archived)
# Um...
B3ta?
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:54, archived)
# woo
we have a winner :)
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:55, archived)
# that one
had me on the edge of my seat
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:58, archived)
# I think you really need
a different host - this one specifically states it won't let you get non-HTML files, which renders it kinda pointless for pics and flash!

I'm getting MX soon, hopefully I'll find out how that works.

Edit: Thanks to Dogs below posting a different copy, I've seen it! Not bad... The double-tap thing only filled my screen with garbled text.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:53, archived)
# Yeh
It works for some people but not always, if u try twice it usually works :S
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:54, archived)
# haha
very nice. pie, now this..what next?

btw - try going here (bit more reliable)
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:53, archived)
# goto modify>Document
then type in the values. if you click 'content' it will type them in automaticly to make it all snug
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 18:03, archived)
# Made
little difference, still big, got the left hand side still there
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 18:13, archived)
# put everything in the top left hand corner
first
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 18:15, archived)
# Erm...
Yeh bit late for that now aint it sonneh?
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 18:30, archived)
# yes, but
now you know :)
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 18:32, archived)
# Badly Drawn Shrek
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:46, archived)
# use the </b> tag
.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:47, archived)
# hehe
thats funny he ugly
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:48, archived)
# Kinda cute though
in a cartoony, ogrey type way...
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:52, archived)
# he even has space for his ears!
bootiful

(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:49, archived)
# looks like
jamie oliver...thats nasty
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:50, archived)
# Feeling Fruity?
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:43, archived)
# lol
fruity ¦¬)
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:44, archived)
# woo yey!
though damn it that's making me hungry
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:44, archived)
# Hooray
for banana horns!
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:45, archived)
# hehe
giggle giggle
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:45, archived)
# yes!
Exactly!

I just hope that the ensuing bandwagon is...errm...fruitful... :)
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:45, archived)
# arf
.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:46, archived)
# Always!
Woo to pic!
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:47, archived)
# Sweet!
and in places savoury....
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 18:02, archived)
# spong


well it was bound to happen wasn't it?
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 18:06, archived)
# .
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:33, archived)
# took a minute
to realise that he was falling off but I laughed at that point

I've over used my panda woo yay so you'll have to make do with a plain woo yay in text
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:36, archived)
# by the way
there isn't a specific law banning murder in britain.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:41, archived)
# um.
yes there is?
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:42, archived)
# no
it's only illegal due to legal precedent
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:48, archived)
# ??
is this one of those convs that took place 3 days ago and yet you both know what you're talking bout now?


EDIT: it's not illegal to kill a welsh man in shrewsbury between 12am and 6am.
It's not illegal to kill a scotsman in York between the above times.
it's illegal for people under 16 to trade in scrapmetal. I should know i was arrested for that.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:43, archived)
# If it was banned
do you think there wouldn't be any more murders?
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:45, archived)
# That's why they pass laws
isn't it?
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:49, archived)
# then they should ban idiots getting into positions of power
and the world would ber a better place

:op
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:51, archived)
# he seems to take ..

1 of the clouds with him on the way down ..

: )

(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:52, archived)
# that's the same half-pipe
that go-bot-baby visits...
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 18:10, archived)
# spong


haha sponged a car.

sorry if it's already done just haven't seen it yet thats all
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:25, archived)
# IMO
new beetles deserve sponging.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:35, archived)
# the driver
is spongy too so it's no wonder he bought the thing
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:36, archived)
# hmm when i think about it
I might just do a car spong series.

i might not of course cos i'm lazy
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:40, archived)
# I'd suggest not.
The last few days have proved that you can have too much sponging.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:43, archived)
# aww I like them...
...I want one
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:45, archived)
# The old ones
rocked, and indeed still do.

The new ones just don't live up to the standard.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:56, archived)
# More funny pictures
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:14, archived)
# moderator type person
be nice and hit the delete button.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:16, archived)
# what..
..the hell ?!?!
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:16, archived)
# oh dear
I hate you

leave us alone now
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:17, archived)
# baaahahaha
He Got suspensded
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:18, archived)
# May I suggest
we all use the contact page to "report a cheater"?
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:19, archived)
# yeh
He Got suspensded
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:20, archived)
# done.
by me.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:21, archived)
# Rar
sent, along with added sweary-bits!
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:22, archived)
# done
He Got suspensded
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:23, archived)
# aaaand
count me in.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:37, archived)
# done
haha
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:27, archived)
# done
.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:30, archived)
# done again
i was bored and i have 3 email accounts :(
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:32, archived)
# this just in..
He Got suspensded
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:32, archived)
# you do
when you dont want 200 bits of junk mail a day and I have a college email aswell.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:38, archived)
# nono
He Got suspensded
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:39, archived)
# ohwell
now you know why i have 3 email addys (i sort of have 7 but thats beside the point)
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:41, archived)
# Haha
:D
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:33, archived)
# Yup, done here
;¬)
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:32, archived)
# done it
6 times in total. [with different emails]

it probably only needs like 2 or 3 to get him kicked but still...hehehe
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:35, archived)
# It's a great display
of b3takarma in action. I likes it!
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:39, archived)
# BANNED!
He Got suspensded. perfect.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:42, archived)
# But why is the thread
still here?
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:46, archived)
# To serve as a warning
to future spammers...

Never underestimate the power of B3tans.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:49, archived)
# He got suspended
from the site for the crappy game he was playing. I don't think you can get suspended from here.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 18:26, archived)
# i tried but it said ...

ERROR: You have reached this page from a suspended user.

so i guess it worked : )
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:37, archived)
# hoo
rar
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:38, archived)
# Yayayayayayayayay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/me dances
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:39, archived)
# pat on the back
for us all wooo
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:42, archived)
# twat
.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:21, archived)
# lame
ERROR: You must wait 5 minutes before clicking on another outwar link
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:28, archived)
# instead of receiving three extra points
he gets banned. i love it!
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:28, archived)
# it's the law
of the interweb.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:34, archived)
# Does this seem appropriate?

or maybe I should just stay a lurker, as usual?
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:43, archived)
# that's
lovely.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:44, archived)
# NO
lurking :)
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:46, archived)
# Thanks!
I get all shaky when I post, I'm very shy...
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:49, archived)
# Shakey sounds good...
but you've HAD 2 front pages already! Just get posting Lady! :)
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:57, archived)
# I hate to do it but...


can't hummus and that pics too big, apologehs
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 18:47, archived)
# Sorry
Just found out an old roommate/friend of mine died! Back in October. Didn't mean to slink off without saying bye, but quite shocked! And of course saddened.

On a happier note, got lucky with 2 f/p's I am so not funny! p/s skills are splotchy... and no socail skillz, basically just a nerdy old lady with warped sense of humor who comes here whenever bored, and posts to the spaz too sometimes.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 22:38, archived)
# wifep0t
has just learned to use GIMP, and is worried you'll laugh if she posts her work here:



[edit: he's called simon]
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:10, archived)
# Traditionally
when people get a new drawing tablet they draw a willy.
I think this should be extended to people that have just learnt GIMP or PS
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:11, archived)
# as do i
a fine idea.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:12, archived)
# I don't draw a willy
I usually draw a kitten.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 18:27, archived)
# surely the whole point in posting here
IS to make people laugh.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:13, archived)
# or feel sick?
.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:16, archived)
# Hello Simon
It's nice to meet you!
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:21, archived)
# ...
See, if she can do it, so can you!
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:23, archived)
# I love you dearly
but NOTHING will make me humiliate myself by demonstrating me lack of hummus to the board.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:25, archived)
# really
what if i do it with you and post a pic i made recently simultaneously?
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:31, archived)
# .
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:33, archived)
# Batsgirl says...
no.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:34, archived)
# Hm...


Sorry, never played with one of these before and I felt strangely compelled... it's the eyes, I tell you!
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:37, archived)
# and stup0t
gets the credit for the pic when you think bout it.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:39, archived)
# Of course,
it's his pic... that's the real beauty of these things. :-)
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:40, archived)
# .
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 18:16, archived)
# Dr Frankenstein's early experiments
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:07, archived)
# Did he use pink glue
in those days?
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:09, archived)
# oi!
be nice :¬)
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:10, archived)
# What?
I love pink glue..

edit: and I couldn't do that myself
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:12, archived)
# i have pink glue
I had someone tip a pot of the stuff in me hair.
it looked funky i have a photo of it somewhere
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:28, archived)
# I think
you should post that
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:30, archived)
# I will attempt
to find the picture.
If it's in the loft which is where almost all my photos are it'll take approx 3 years to find cos nothings labelled and everything looks the same up there.

*thinks it's time to organise himself and sort his stuff out*
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:34, archived)
# Oh
I'll just wait then
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:43, archived)
# .
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:11, archived)
# did you make that?
if you did - thats mighty good,
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:12, archived)
# I laughed.
It's like the one I keep in the freezer.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:36, archived)
# Bit of a biggy
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:02, archived)
# hahaha!
woo + yay.

btw - 75kb is perfectly fine.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:04, archived)
# Bloody lush.
Ducklings and golf clubs.... More... More.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:04, archived)
# Go on....
do it....(fab)
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:04, archived)
# birdie!
I was waiting for that swing...best left to the (twisted) imagination...

a slice of woo on toast for you.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:04, archived)
# yeh me to
i was wondering if it would go all the way :¬)
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:05, archived)
# lovely
anim! smart
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:05, archived)
# oh no...
...after all that waiting to load on dial up, i though the little bugger was gonna get thwacked - arse
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:06, archived)
# hehe
was still worth it though, no?
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:07, archived)
# oh yes
woo yay !
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:08, archived)
# hehehe
lovely!!
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:06, archived)
# LOL
Yay for Phyllis!
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:06, archived)
[challenge entry] so i tried on the new hat-at
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 16:55, archived)
# nice
good play on words
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 16:59, archived)
# but i would argue
that that's actually an AT-ST



/anorak
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:35, archived)
# ok...

/ :op
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:46, archived)
# Chas and Dave were behind it the whole time...

clickybig

Afternoon all!

brainthings
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 16:54, archived)
# hehe
most woosome.

btw - noticed ure with Nildram - are they any good?
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 16:55, archived)
# they rock
like a thing that rocks - great customer support and the price is very reasonable - £22.99*. Downloads/uploads pretty good. Gaming's sometimes a little off compared to NTL, say (my mate had a ping of 8 on counterstrike the other day).

*I don't work for Nildram by the way
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 16:58, archived)
# hehe
suuuuuure

/edit : i gotta perfect score (0) on this.....see!

im sure other people have - but i dont care!
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 16:59, archived)
# been there, done that
nearly got the p45 ;op
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:02, archived)
# I
wouldn't say ntl were better by a long shot.

I dont work for nilly either but I know those that do.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:05, archived)
# I'm with them too
and they are very good indeed. 24hr tech support and you always get straight through to them.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:06, archived)
# heh.
Chas und Dave ist gud
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 16:57, archived)
# Curse that Chas & Dave.
I remember they chased my cat away last year. I never say him again.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:00, archived)
# they're lovable rogues though, eh?
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:02, archived)
# That they are.
They did apologise and buy me a replacement though.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:03, archived)
# but
did they sing you a comedy song about trousers as well?
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:05, archived)
# my first
please be nice :$



George prided himself on being a 'higher' level of Panda
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 16:52, archived)
# hahha
thats good.

welcome aBOARD
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 16:54, archived)
# ha ha ha!!!!
And newbies remember - keep your images 280 pixels wide or less, or they can't be front pagified.

Just felt like being helpfull today.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 16:56, archived)
# who's a crafty person
sticking a frame in their profile, eh?
Bloody picsearch and their "Oh no, I won't let you leave" thing when you try to click back, though, grrr.
:)
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:00, archived)
# thank you
:D
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 16:58, archived)
# Greetings.
Keep tattyshopping and most importantly, have fun! Thats what its all about.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 16:59, archived)
# Lovely start.
Pandas are almost as good as Monkeys.

Witchy Mode On:
Pull up a chair, open a beer or if you've been drinking all day, pull up a beer and open a chair.
Or something.
Witchy Mode Off:
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:00, archived)
# i'm going to go and have a day out on tuesday.
and i would like your suggestions where. somewhere not *too* far from london, where there's interesting (inexpensive) things to do and somewhere to hide if it gets too cold. i was considering brighton, cos i like it and i want to see what's left of the pier.

anything better?
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 16:46, archived)
# brighton is cold.
.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 16:49, archived)
# Hastings
a road far less travelled. Slopy railway, fishermen's huts, some stuff.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 16:49, archived)
# Finest town on the south coast
Why would you wish to go anywhere else? :0)
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 16:50, archived)
# Technically
half a city
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 16:51, archived)
# Technically
Simon Fanshaw is a self publicising wanker who we all wished lived somwhere else. And it's a town, we dont have a catherderal.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 16:53, archived)
# If cities all had cathedrals
then there's be a lot less of them - it's the university that makes it count.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 16:55, archived)
# I understand the train service to Guys Hospital
is superb. Much better than a nasty old ambulance. What a great NHS Trust you have in that fair city.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 16:59, archived)
# oh yes
thameslink direct to london bridge... (handily, very close to where i live)


brighton is still my favourite. will discuss with the b/f later...

i could always brave the horrors of milton keynes and go snowboarding..
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:06, archived)
# Ahh that must be
our ex-polytechnic. :0)

The middle ages-catherderal-linked-town/city-rating-o-meter is obviously out of date :0)
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:00, archived)
# no, no
still holds. that's why rochester is a city. no university and about yay | | big, but it's a city.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:07, archived)
# Maybe it's either-or?
'Cause Huddersfield doesn't have a cathedral that I remember, but has a uni and so is a city...

It's all bull anyhow, innit?
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:16, archived)
# Citiness
is conferred by Royal Decree. The cathedral bit is a coincidence.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:22, archived)
# no no no
huddersfield is definately classified as a town
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:28, archived)
# Does anywhere
have a catheredereal?
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 16:59, archived)
# Let us all know when you're getting in
I'm sure nonworking b3tans would probably enjoy a good excuse for doing nothing!
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 16:52, archived)
# Yeah Brighton
Its got me here.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 16:52, archived)
# OK
it looks like all my friends are in Brighton now... evidently Lowestoft is the wrong seaside resort to live in :(
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:17, archived)
# Come to Brighty!
.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:20, archived)
# Believe me, I would
one or two minor hitches though... don't ask :)
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:22, archived)
# Bournemouth!!!!!!
Because I live there

edit: we have mini golf
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 16:54, archived)
# Bracknell
Edit: Should justify that with this handy site of things to do.
www.tess.demon.co.uk/bracknell/
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 16:58, archived)
# Hahahah
brilliant :D
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:02, archived)
# sounds
like fun!
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:04, archived)
# oxford
is only an hour or so from london on the oxford tube.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:12, archived)
# nottingham
only an hour and a bit on the train and we have robin hood.

he rocks
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:14, archived)
# i went to nottingham once (distortion festival)
it took us over nine hours to get home. understandably the experience scarred me.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 17:18, archived)

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