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Yeah, it's time for bed.

G'night, everybody.

(smoothie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 6:14, archived)

Hi Gracielou,

.... still up? I posted a reply to the old thread (20 hrs ago), but as I'm new to this I found it difficult to scroll back to see if you had seen it. Hope I'm not braking any b3ta rules by posting 'New'. Btw, what I wanted to say is that I'm very much interested in having you host some images for me (temporarily).

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Nitapusekatt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 5:46, archived)

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

A 20 hour old thread!! Might as well be 20 YEARS old!! No-one's gonna find it back in tha spazz now :-(

If you don't get to a thread within 20 minutes, forget it .. it's gone :-)

*loud whistling noise*

*thud*

(Snoop, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 5:49, archived)

Glad

I made you laugh, Snoop. And excuse me for being brand new at this and trying not to break the rules. But hey - thanks for the info :-)

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Nitapusekatt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 6:20, archived)

jebus

nothing scarier than signing back on to see your name at the top of the board

Um, sure, email them to

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gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 6:03, archived)

LOL.....

sorry that I scared you! I'll get right on with mailing..... thanks :-)

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Nitapusekatt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 6:17, archived)

<img src="http://atlas.imagemagician.com/images/gracielouwho/temp/angeldevil.gif">

here go

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gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 6:31, archived)

<img src="http://atlas.imagemagician.com/images/gracielouwho/temp/lunchtime.gif">

and the other

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gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 6:31, archived)

You're a grand lass;)

and to the fella askin. If you need somewhere tempory to put a file while you get your space up and running or sort a bargin out with someone else most people use www.ukdragon.com/b3ta don't be scared to put more than one up there...It's just not a place to abuse cuz it's someone elses kind space for the new'ens like yourself.

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:06, archived)

That she is!

And I'm a lass too . Thanks for the help and info - I'm sitting here right now trying to figure out how to get my stuff on some space I have available.

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Nitapusekatt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:13, archived)

sorry lass

thought you were a fella:)

I won't make that mistake again!!!

I use msn for pics and that if I urgently need to put a gif on....but I've only ever posted 3 or 4 gifs so I don't use it much...

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:16, archived)

you post images?

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gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:18, archived)

yeah....

when I feel a sudden shock of hummus I'll post an image...not a good one, but I post it:)

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:22, archived)

You're forgiven :-)

I signed up on MSN yesterday for pics, and then found out they didn't take gifs, so that wasn't any good :-( Jeeez, can't believe how much time I've spent on this already! Well, the alternative was housework, so guess I can't complain.

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Nitapusekatt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:26, archived)

found this

www.masturbateforpeace.com/printing.html
dont worry,no filth....just amooozing car sticker d/zines

(emm0uk, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 5:20, archived)

Everstoned seems to be gone.

Anybody up for some photoshop tennis? I'll re serve with this:

(smoothie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 4:39, archived)

am up. gimme a min :)

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 4:42, archived)

im new

whats photoshop tennis?

(volker00, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 4:44, archived)

Pretty much

The first person "serves" a picture, then other people edit that picture, then it goes back to the first person, or to other people, and he, or possibly they edits it again. It just goes back and forth like that until everyone loses interest.

(smoothie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 4:46, archived)

can't believe

nobody's shopped my moose :o(

(tasty, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 4:50, archived)

i see

ah..sounds fun! thanks for the explanation.

(volker00, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 5:06, archived)

Mmm Ham

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 4:49, archived)

Hee.

Coming back atcha.

(smoothie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 4:50, archived)

Freak.

k? :-)

(Snoop, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 4:52, archived)

Marmot

(smoothie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 5:03, archived)

Um ..

.. I think you need a new pair of scissors mate, yours look a tad blunt :-)

(Snoop, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 5:09, archived)

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 5:10, archived)

Um ..

.. can someone change the hair colour about now? I would if I wasn't at work ;-)

(Snoop, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 5:18, archived)

wha?

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 5:20, archived)

(smoothie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 5:23, archived)

urm...

>edit> (he is jumping by the way)

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 5:34, archived)

ARGH!

That took me waaay too long than I care to mention to figure out WHAT the hell it was!

At first I was thinkin it was a map of Florida .. :-)

Damn Atlas-coloured marmot! :-(

*thud*

(Snoop, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 5:47, archived)

haha

marmot :D i love the name of Marmot :D:D

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 6:01, archived)

Bleargh

(smoothie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 5:49, archived)

You lost me ...

.. after the bit where it says "Dig at X"

:-)

(Snoop, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 5:49, archived)

Not to mention ..

.. very dodgy cropping ;-)

(Snoop, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 5:50, archived)

You're being

overly critical :-D Photoshopping is hardly my forte, and it's 12:45 over here.

(smoothie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 5:53, archived)

one might say

ham-fisted

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 6:06, archived)

ham

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 6:17, archived)

Sorry - I don't get good reception here at work :-)

(Snoop, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 4:57, archived)

Heee

eeeheheheheheehe.

(smoothie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 5:05, archived)

ive got one

(volker00, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 5:24, archived)

Heee

hahahaaaa.

(smoothie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 5:25, archived)

opps

it didnt work right

(volker00, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 5:32, archived)

likes his lips very much :D

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 5:35, archived)

Hee. Mine is stoopid and ininspired

(smoothie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 5:37, archived)

SMILE!

Your on FreakCam™ !! :-)

(Snoop, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 5:45, archived)

Genuine Hippo Brand

My best yet?

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 4:32, archived)

woo

great hippo, is he hungry??

(tasty, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 4:35, archived)

Not

just hungry, but a hungry, hungry hippo.

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 4:38, archived)

hungry hungry zippo hippo

(tasty, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 4:42, archived)

hehe

yeah :) he is ;)

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 4:51, archived)

sorry its pretty bad

(volker00, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:56, archived)

I can't decide

whether the dog is being thrown or inflated.
Either way, woo.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 4:14, archived)

surely

theres a little toss there

(tasty, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 4:18, archived)

I think if it was inflation

it would have burst

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K3rry, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 4:19, archived)

maybe

he could burst on impact with the camera

(tasty, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 4:20, archived)

ok, the drunkeness has kkind of finished today

bbut new folk, i dunno even who one is, told top bring her round like yeh hey, it's all good, drunken yeh

EDIT: me, rob, gaz con deem my dog and others hey hey it's all good.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:55, archived)

um.

what is it?

(KurutteiruRisu, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 4:05, archived)

It's

very pretty, that's what it is.

(smoothie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 4:40, archived)

I love the expression on the dog's face. It's like "wtf? Why is my mate sandwiching my head in this thing? Argh! Bright light! Bright light!"

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Ratsta, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 4:53, archived)

Some funny things can happen post-mortem

hehehe.. yeah, tasteless as fuck. Blame rob for posting the link a couple of pages back..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:51, archived)

Rob I blame you. It's your fault

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K3rry, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 4:18, archived)

Maybe there are limits

after all, I haven't posted this one yet.
Might wait and see what the evening shift think tomorrow..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 4:29, archived)

Disco is dead.

/coat

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 5:14, archived)

Franks 'n' Beans

Did you know there is a real brand of canned casserole called Stagg Chili??
Click for NSFW pic

(Neuromesh, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:44, archived)

thats so nsfw

but i like it! wooo etc

(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:48, archived)

Really

I thought it would be ok cos it's so small

Hehe small, it's not mine of course.

(Neuromesh, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:53, archived)

Surprise!

breakfast, lunch and dinner.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:50, archived)

nsfw

but im on wine, not work so what the hell

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:58, archived)

my moose

gets really competitive when we play paintball and always tries to camaflage himself

he failed

could be a good serve - help camaflage the moose!!!

(tasty, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:40, archived)

i like

him

(davros, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:50, archived)

he kicks ass

at being a moose, he's just cac at paintball

(tasty, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 4:01, archived)

oh..

i dont know about that. he got me a few times. but then i came up and pulled his tail. he stomped on me.

poor sport......

(KurutteiruRisu, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 4:11, archived)

I'm so bored.

(smoothie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:07, archived)

I wish I was that bored

woo, has to be tiny, I'm shouting from bed

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:10, archived)

iam

that ~~totally f***ed off~~ bored

(tasty, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:15, archived)

i'm actually so bored

i'm considering ~~dropping my nads in a mouligrater~~ shopping a kitten

oh the joy of ~~sex~~ strikethtough

there's a bandwagon to jump on here

(tasty, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:21, archived)

no there

~~isn't~~

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:22, archived)

Hmmm

Can I play too?

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K3rry, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 4:16, archived)

err

no of course :o)

(tasty, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 4:19, archived)

huh?

~~how do strikethru???~~

does work also?

(Snoop, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 4:53, archived)

that was

a compliment btw

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:17, archived)

Oooh

think we're cock of the walk 'cos we've got coloured clay now do we?
Hmmm?
HMMM?
Woo.

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GR33DY, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:26, archived)

Yay!

First thread with a goodnight picture in it for me.

(smoothie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:30, archived)

I'm bored.

Tennis, anyone?

I can't serve, no good source pics.

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EvS, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:59, archived)

I like tennis

tennis is fun. :)

(spongery, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:00, archived)

Photoshop Tennis,

It's a bit different.

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EvS, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:03, archived)

Pardon my ignorance

...I knew that.

(spongery, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:04, archived)

make me a table

fill it with maple syrup
light a candle
and make pancakes.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:05, archived)

Mmm...

I like photoshop tennis. I never claimed to be good at it, though.

(smoothie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:07, archived)

I'm off to bed

but here's a ping for you to pong

The image has been altered, but it's easily run over.

it's now new window, sorry
G'night

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:07, archived)

Everstoned-

I'll serve this one to you, if you would like.

(smoothie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:10, archived)

Serve what one?

You forgot the pic?

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EvS, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:14, archived)

It was the one

from the message that I responded to.

(smoothie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:32, archived)

ignoramoose

I have a few good source pics! But I'm still without a place to place my pics. Dang webspace... I'll take care of it later.

Goodnight, and "God bless us everyone!"

(spongery, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:11, archived)

Yeah...

(smoothie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:27, archived)

My first image posted on wonderful wonderful b3ta!

Well well? Whaddya think? I made this a while back... sorry about the website plug on the bottom. (I don't have photoshop; so my images probably stink since I use ancient "Clarisworks 5.0")

(spongery, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:52, archived)

welcome

check your soul at the door..

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:55, archived)

mmmmmmm clarisworks...

it's a red x though.
try making it a link, you might now be allowed remote linking.

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gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:55, archived)

It was working a second ago...

try this link instead...

spongebrak.bravepages.com/clickfast.jpg

(spongery, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:56, archived)

arrrghhh

popups!

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GR33DY, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:22, archived)

NOOO!!!

It's STILL not working!!

(Hotlinking my BUTT!)

I reeallly need to get a new host; any suggestions on who's the best host? And please, don't tell me geocities, lycos, angelfire, or tripod, because those are all CRAP.

(spongery, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:58, archived)

try

imagemagician.com
first two weeks are free

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gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:00, archived)

I doubt I will die within two weeks

And what do I do after two weeks are up besides pay money?

...money which I lack. :(

(spongery, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:02, archived)

Use

MSN (devilspawn), it seems to do the trick for a lot of people.

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GR33DY, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:03, archived)

PISS OF THE MIND

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:04, archived)

spooky

what kind of special mindpiss devilry is this?

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GR33DY, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:05, archived)

msn

scum, but easy and free

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:03, archived)

mind

the piss

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GR33DY, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:04, archived)

Thank you, I'll give that a try.

(spongery, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:05, archived)

what are we, your host suggesting bitches?

you could always sign up again using a different email addy.
I liked them so much I paid something like $10 (US) for the whole year.

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gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:06, archived)

Yes you are, now bow down to me!

Yes, but isn't that immoral? (As if morality really matters these days)

(spongery, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:08, archived)

flash

and how do i post it here.

'ello all, by the way.

(robotrobotROBOT, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:35, archived)

You don't.

Images only, bub.

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EvS, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:36, archived)

Bub?

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GR33DY, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:45, archived)

Yeah,

I had an urge.

Sorry.

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EvS, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:46, archived)

Forgiven

Do it again .. and I'll be forced to throw a grapefruit at you .. :-)

(Snoop, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:47, archived)

S'okay

Sport

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GR33DY, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:48, archived)

Oi!

Watch it there, tiger!

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EvS, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:50, archived)

Sorry

Champ

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GR33DY, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:51, archived)

Damn straight,

sonnyjim!

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EvS, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:53, archived)

Now listen here,

Boyo

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GR33DY, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:58, archived)

Um, fuck.

I'm out.

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EvS, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:06, archived)

Yay

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GR33DY, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:07, archived)

Chevron?

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GR33DY, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:08, archived)

nope.

Damn

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GR33DY, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:08, archived)

*right*

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K3rry, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:11, archived)

maybe a barbed one then.

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GR33DY, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:15, archived)

*left*

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gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:16, archived)

snikt

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:49, archived)

boll

ox.

www.uk-cv.com/webthing/escalator.swf

i find this incredibly funny....for no apparent reason.

(robotrobotROBOT, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:37, archived)

you have impressive

flash skills. Well done ;)

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:39, archived)

thank you.

but the steps loop extremely badly.....i keep telling myself it's supposed to be low-fi!!!

(robotrobotROBOT, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:40, archived)

Well ..

.. if you resize your window to 40x40 pixels (inner) it doesn't look too bad ;-)

(Snoop, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:43, archived)

not

too bad, when it's tiny.

i take that as a compliment.

(robotrobotROBOT, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:45, archived)

SURE!

_cheezygrin_

(Snoop, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:47, archived)

maybe

if it was kitten going up the esc?

(robotrobotROBOT, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:49, archived)

yay

send nohands up the escalator

(tasty, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:54, archived)

nice work

i'm trying to get into flash a bit more.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:57, archived)

flash

is easy once you get into it.

the hard part is keeping down the number of kittens.

(robotrobotROBOT, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:01, archived)

how do you get looping sections of animations

eg an eyeball spinning in an eye and a head bobbing, while other things happen and the whole head moves around the screen and gets bigger and smaller etc...
is there a term/technique for that? Or is it just a combination of lots of things?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:04, archived)

many

ways to skin a kitten.

you can use movieclips (little movies within a movie), load one movie on top of another...or just plan it out really carefully!!!

www.dswdesign.co.uk

sorry to spam...but here is an example of the planning technique.

(robotrobotROBOT, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:07, archived)

cheers :)

I am very good at achieving things, but often i don't go about it the 'proper' way. i just find my own way of doing it which can sometimes be much longer and complicated or sometimes much quicker and leaner.
In this case i would have been doing the long complicated thing :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:13, archived)

results

are what matters.

don't give a monkeys chuff how you get there!!

(robotrobotROBOT, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:16, archived)

here

is a tutorial i wrote.

www.drystonewall.50megs.com/flash.htm ;)

(robotrobotROBOT, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:27, archived)

this

is for anybody still reading this thread.

www.drystonewall.50megs.com/arse.htm

(robotrobotROBOT, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:31, archived)

woo to you

I'm just starting flash, thanks for the tips!

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sosumi, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:53, archived)

huzzahhhhh

with magic, as always. (Magic solves all our problems)

(spongery, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:42, archived)

Hey Rapitinui

You're not much fun. You forgot to send me the really ugly one of me but I saw it on K3rry's page.

(Ittybittykitty, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:15, archived)

*grabs rubber mallet and chases you off the jetty into the gaping jaws of Godzilla*

:-D

(Snoop, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:17, archived)

topical but crap repost:

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:20, archived)

*sighs*

I'm gonna need a taller jetty :-)

(Snoop, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:22, archived)

Do you find jetties

at airporties?

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K3rry, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:39, archived)

*sighs*

Go home .. we don't sever your type herre :-)

(Snoop, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:44, archived)

HEY MARTIN!

I'm beatin ur post count by 24!!

HA HA!

SUCK IT DOWN!

*runs and hides*

(Snoop, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:29, archived)

How's the

fp count?

/evil grin

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:42, archived)

*slowly raises middle finger and sneers*

Yeah a'ite you got me there .. :-)

(Snoop, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:44, archived)

I'll jack this for a minute

just to say thanks to everyone who explained their usernames. The thread is still open, but I've got more than enough to open the site with. I'll post it when the back-end's finished (ooh-eer)

*return=(thread_)*

*edit* don't worry if you miss the thread, the site wil allow you to add and edit entries*/edit*

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:19, archived)

I think I missed something ..

.. can someone lend me a roadmap?? :-(

(Snoop, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:20, archived)

read

the ever-extending contents of this new window.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:22, archived)

careful what you say about ever-extending

www.b3ta.com/board/755119

Just realised that's been archived into perpetuity.
It's nice though.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:26, archived)

I've been thinking about that

contributed once or twice, then lost the thread, that's why I feel the need to spam this three or four times over 24 hours, get it over with. I wouldn't bother, as the site will take care of itself, but it seems popular

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:31, archived)

oh, Fnordo

did you see the discussion of your name in that thread, it spilled over, and has inspired many people to pick up a book. Good work.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:36, archived)

it's a good idea.

There will be a lot of interesting backstories like sand goblins, and some you've always wondered but never dared ask, like shaolin bukakke ;) Actually he's explained his once.
You've got mine, basically I had used Fnord when I got so fed up trying to sign up with a username for something using a tv remote control and an onscreen keyboard but this thing already had millions of internet accounts so every name i came up with was taken until I tried Fnord.
I used it ever since.
The Professorship came here www.b3ta.com/board/3/8/6/4/6/8 and I liked it so much the whim still hasn't escaped me.
This current name of course is just an experiment with making images in the username.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:38, archived)

note how we've more than doubled the number of posts

in the last 4 months
It is of course a very apt name for me and not just some random moniker i picked... :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:40, archived)

I'd like to have it in your own words

but you can wait for that I suppose. Today has tought me to know people well, because a change in username changes everthing in the spaz, so I have to keep current to know what's gone on in the past (ouch)

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:42, archived)

and...

you should have seen how many 100% kittens there were at one time today (or you may have been one of them (ouch x 2)

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:44, archived)

I must've missed it ..

.. cuz I live in Oz and miss all goodies on board :-(

(Snoop, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:47, archived)

i like the increased kittenage

It was long long ago before Cal changed the board (been a few changes since) you could all simultaneously have exactly the same name and so I suggested for one day everyone change their name to the same username (this was before we had had any 'name change days')
I envisioned a total blanket set of Fnords or something else and every message, every frontpage would all look like this one person gone hyper schitzo and there's be ages and pages of conversations all with the same username on every message.
The next day when ppl changed back you'd have been able to go and see exactly what was going on, but for that day, even for a few hours it would have been delightful chaos.

Not enough people shared my dream though, but I did get lots of ppl to change their name to celebrate the release of Blode 4. This was when apostophes and spaces would mess up the usernames though and lots of people got stranded (including me for a month).

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:56, archived)

hence

the woman with her hands up? I did wonder, but only lurked intermittently at the time

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:00, archived)

oh, and

"a blanket of Fnords" is one of the most frightening phrases in the English language.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:02, archived)

Yeah

I made Ann Onnymouse and started posting a lot more than I had been and I was getting loads of frontpages. Never got my name sorted though until pep came along one day.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:09, archived)

I found 'fnord'

in the makefile for netatalk-1.6.0 the other week, and thought that's where you got it from!

Code snippet:

if (dlsym (self,"fnord")) status = $lt_dlno_uscore;

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:45, archived)

I just posted ..

.. hope I made it in :-)

(Snoop, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:27, archived)

you did

you're in, and I may stop taking orders now

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:34, archived)

no no!

I want large fries also!

(Snoop, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:45, archived)

hehe

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:21, archived)

WTH?

Jack spool?
Tool cotton?

(Snoop, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:23, archived)

Thread

Lawnmower.

Dumbass.

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EvS, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:24, archived)

Bugger ...

*grabs as many threads as he can and stuffs them in his bottom drawer to prevent the incuration of the wrath of Martin's Evil Mower*

(Snoop, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:28, archived)

I'ma confused.

(Kalmazoo702, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:26, archived)

Where's the thread?

I was 14, I needed a user name. I was slightly drunk, needed a name in counter-strike, chose EverStoned. Started coding, photoshopping, it stuck.

Tada.

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EvS, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:21, archived)

Not taking much trouble

to conceal your identity..
as I said, wasting threads can be funny, but even when the board's going slow it can jibe with some.
Why oh why not reply in the same thread and keep our blithering compact?

edit: people do take the opportunity to jack an otherwise uninteresting thread, as above

much later edit: there I am bitching about your threadwastes and look at the toss above!
hehehehehehe

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:20, archived)

*screams*

THREAD JACKER!!! ;-)

(Snoop, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:24, archived)

...

(waits for oxygen masks to descend from ceiling)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:28, archived)

...

(tries to figure out how to wear O2 mask while smoking joint)

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K3rry, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:31, archived)

ROFL!

Um, sorry .. can't help you there .. :-)

I could suggest stop smoking joint, but I know that's a ridiculous suggestion so I'll go home now :-)

(Snoop, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:46, archived)

Make a hole in the mask

or several, even better..!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 3:34, archived)

the muybridge kitty

much improved

(cheebatv, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:00, archived)

u can see

his weiner!

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Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:04, archived)

ROFL!

Oi! ;-)

(Snoop, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:05, archived)

but its art

thats my excuse anyway

(cheebatv, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:07, archived)

I'm really not sure....

Click pic to biggie-size.

(G.I.Joehosaphat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 1:54, archived)

Nice oNe

Does not play well with others - could be a good subject title?

(Bobbl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:10, archived)

..InTheJunge, InTheInTheJungle

Feel the jungle vibe, baby!

(SYS64738, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:49, archived)

...woo...

RoboDog, model ED209 maybe? (=

...tis very woo.

(the_mouth_that_roared, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 4:26, archived)

When abroad, Rex preferred

to travel incognito

night

(Jibbed, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 1:47, archived)

Me too

Night all.

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High Lord Phanty, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 1:50, archived)

NN!

talk ya 'ter!

(Snoop, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 2:17, archived)

Superken saving us from all that congestion and heavy traffic..

Took far too long, but I think it turned
out ok ;-)Head is too small but it won't
make fp so who cares, yawn

(Bobbl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 1:46, archived)

Have you got a sidekick called Web?

I had to ask..

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 1:47, archived)

Unfortunately no

Due to my sucky photoshop skills, the other kids in the playground won't play with me :-(

(Bobbl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 1:50, archived)

When come back

bring hummus.

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Ratsta, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 1:53, archived)

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