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This afternoon...

I have mainly been drinking beer and eating dates. I commend this activity to anyone for a sunday afternoon. Oh, and I went to Tesco, put a chicken in the oven and surveyed possible new bathroom tiles in a suitably contemplative pose.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 17:42, archived)

Shite

Dates and beer. You're gonna crap your brains out.

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EvS, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 18:06, archived)

you may have a point...

shall I let you know?

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 18:06, archived)

yeah..

document it with annotated photos.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 18:09, archived)

or even animations?

Flash in the pan, so as to speak...

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 18:10, archived)

Oh, But of course.

I will need a full report of all your bowel movements for the rest of the day. And animated gifs.

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EvS, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 18:11, archived)

my sunday has consisted of

watching dragonball z, watching star trek, drinking water, eating grapes and eating minature heros.
and refreshing b3ta every 2 minutes.

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DaWolfey, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 18:09, archived)

and

thinking about your pants.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 14 Apr 2002, 18:45, archived)

which had the higher frame rate?

a) B3ta being refreshed every couple of minutes
b) an episode of Dragonball Z?[1]

My money's on b3ta :)

[1] or, for that matter, Eva o_O

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Lum, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 20:11, archived)

you leave dragonball z alone!!

All but 1 of my friends think its badly drawn, animated, written and "acted".
I think its great and I watch it religously so leave it alone :)

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DaWolfey, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 21:02, archived)

Tough titty

I think it sucks, so yah boo to you.
It's amusing to watch American censorship in action though, such as them airbrushing the word HELL to HFIL and saying it stands for the Home For Infinate Losers.
I just wish they'd show original Dragonball, it's meant to be vastly superior to Z

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Lum, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 21:45, archived)

Did you ever

take that chicken out of the oven? It'll be a little black charred thing by now...

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 19:45, archived)

I liked this one

The Spork Truss...

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 14 Apr 2002, 17:31, archived)

My imaginary friend

is the one at the front with the ferrero rocher.

sorry Pizza I nicked your fly head from a while back...

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jolly roger, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 17:16, archived)

i feel proud

that u saw fit to use it in such a great photoshop.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 14 Apr 2002, 17:38, archived)

That has a real sense of joy about it...

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 17:43, archived)

This is...

my imaginary friend. He sits in the corner of the room, and eats small children. (Cue Maniacial Laughter)

Ironic, innit? :)

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 17:00, archived)

we need a gif

depicting these terrible atrocities you attribute to your friend.

(pygmy giraffe, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 17:17, archived)

so you like giraffes eh?

a perfect excuse to post this then

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 17:34, archived)

wickid

front-page-worthy or what?!

(pygmy giraffe, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 17:45, archived)

hehe

thanks! It was a while ago, it was my animal for the b3ta zoo, i`m a repost whore!

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 17:46, archived)

Ah-ha! The Dining Table (geddit???)

caught in the act!

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 20:16, archived)

I have a new career!

(tomsk, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 16:58, archived)

I Love That!

But I had to give it the "Spider Man" treatment.

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EvS, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 19:08, archived)

Um...

Repost Attempt...

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EvS, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 19:11, archived)

Yes!

Much less offensive to Americans now. Thank you.

(tomsk_not_logged_in, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 19:42, archived)

finally - cheers tomsk

I have completed my testcard. Took me ages, and I can't post it coz the gif turned out 140k. so here's a link to the flash version:
grrfargyfarr

(pygmy giraffe, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 16:46, archived)

buggrit

how do you code a link?

(pygmy giraffe, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 16:50, archived)

Like this

(tomsk, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 16:56, archived)

Ooops.

You need to put something inside the tag too, and close it:
<a href="http://address.com">click here</a>
My fault, sorry. Should've been clearer

(tomsk, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 17:02, archived)

I still

can't get it to work

(pygmy giraffe, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 17:06, archived)

This is it yes?

clicky
Very nice BTW. Is that Moira Stuart?

(tomsk, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 17:08, archived)

yep

shame about the bmp quality, I couldn't find a big pic. Moira really needs a proper fansite, maybe I'll start one.

(pygmy giraffe, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 17:14, archived)

Good idea...

Incidentally, 140K gifs aren't too big for the board, as far as I can tell. At least, it doesn't stop other people posting them...

(tomsk, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 17:17, archived)

yeah

but it ruins it for people like me with 1st gen. pentiums and analog modems

(pygmy giraffe, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 17:31, archived)

nah..

people only compain after the 300k mark

(minoltion, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 17:38, archived)

wouldn't it be great

if the reply chain zizgzagged back when it reached the edge?

(pygmy giraffe, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 18:15, archived)

because then we wouldn't be able to reach the edge of the world, which resides over there:

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 18:32, archived)

That was

Wonderous!

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 17:36, archived)

Thanks

don't watch it for too long, it makes you go funny.

(pygmy giraffe, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 18:17, archived)

I'm currently

Well whacked on K cider, thus immune to all but the soundtrack.
Wish there was a flash builder for Linux.

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 18:23, archived)

Well the format for flash

is available. The source code for writing a flash PLAYER is apparently fairly easy to get hold of, so I should imagine its only a matter of time before someone writes an unofficial *ix flash program thing.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 18:37, archived)

Flash player no probs

doing flash stuf..Naa.
:o(

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 20:15, archived)

I meant

the information is out there, so someone will probably make an unofficial flash-creator. I just didn't say it very clearly ;)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 20:34, archived)

ooh what's on the b3ta record player today?

Click on pic or here

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 16:07, archived)

that was cool

very sunday.

in a b3ta way.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 14 Apr 2002, 16:18, archived)

very...

beautiful. Where can I get a dancing furtive like that?

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penrithtearooms, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 20:21, archived)

shit.. fuck... omg... wow.... ahh..

im all a flutter... i dont know what to do or say... look... at this... its jeff minters own personal website blog go down to 8/4/2002 about 1/2 way down... the anim.... its... its mine! i made it!.. and its on jeff minters site!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG
im grinning like a total moron!!! woah!! ahaa heheh heheeheh!!!

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DaWolfey, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 16:05, archived)

very very

well done, sir!
you are llama worthy

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 14 Apr 2002, 16:12, archived)

Yebbut

AN ORKED LLAMA AS WELL
You are held in high esteem indeed!

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 17:40, archived)

i luv filters

http://www.fido3.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/mekonfin1a.GIF

(Phydeaux iii, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 15:58, archived)

welcome to the board

i prefer mine filters, smoke em raw

(doktored, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 16:10, archived)

Some great inventions

at Totally Absurd I liked the pet-petter diagram so much I just had to animate it -

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 15:50, archived)

who

made the ugly kitten type spider faced thingy originally?

(skagg, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 15:14, archived)

dont know,

but i like a lot,

octapussy
and monguin ( a new evil ) there best buddies., each others imaginary firend

(doktored, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 15:19, archived)

It was Frazer/Fraser

I think.

(tomsk, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 15:48, archived)

I know i have posted this b 4

but i didnt selct the catorgy thingy
this guy keeps following me around , i think im starting to like him

(doktored, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 15:01, archived)

woo yay!

hey... bad dog!

(zog2, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 15:17, archived)

that in itself deserves a

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 22:20, archived)

so bored

shoulde be writing about the difference between british greasy whiney kids an american ones

i call him dave, as i do to everyone

(skagg, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 15:01, archived)

damn your eyes

I call everyone Dave too, i want a dog called Dave regardless of it's sex

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 15:17, archived)

i could beat dave the dog

anyday with my new and fantastic "my-mum-dave"!!

(skagg, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 15:20, archived)

nah..

Imagine calling after your dog called Dave, this is a dream for me.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 15:22, archived)

but also

imagine your dad in the sack exclaiming

"dave, oh dave, DAVE BABY, YEAH"

(skagg, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 15:39, archived)

maybe

I don't have to

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 16:33, archived)

Hitler - now with added music!

Dancing Hitler
Poor quality I know but rush job chaps

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 14:18, archived)

How...

can that be poor quality??

Fantastic!!

"Woo! Yay!""Woo! Yay!""Woo! Yay!""Woo! Yay!""Woo! Yay!""Woo! Yay!""Woo! Yay!""Woo! Yay!""Woo! Yay!""Woo! Yay!""Woo! Yay!""Woo! Yay!""Woo!

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penrithtearooms, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 14:32, archived)

wow!

that is funky! double woo yay!

(zog2, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 14:32, archived)

Huzzah!

that was absolutely fantastic, i`ve mailed the link to about a million people

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 14:38, archived)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 14 Apr 2002, 14:57, archived)

why thank youse awfy muchly

just for that you can have Today's Gallery with zog on vocals. Gadzooks!

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 15:02, archived)

well, some of them anyway..

but I'm still flattered.

(zog2, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 15:16, archived)

<img src="http://members.lycos.co.uk/pickledpizza/b3ta/wandy.gif">

to the pair of you!!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 14 Apr 2002, 15:34, archived)

Even before I clicked on the link, I just knew..

.. the soundtrack had to be "Staying Alive." Hitler was obviously a BeeGees kinda guy.

Top job.

j

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syzygy, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 16:15, archived)

I'm thirsty

kitties and beer!

(milk_explosion, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 14:18, archived)

i was going to potatoshop something off this site...

but then I was just too horrified.

bonsaikitten.com

(zog2, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 14:27, archived)

ahhh

bonsaikitten
i remember when that first made an appearence... ho ho ho what an outcry!!!

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DaWolfey, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 14:33, archived)

How incredibly...

...Odd!

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 16:29, archived)

Where was that image from originally?

I thought it was one of us, possibly Rob.

Binst

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binster, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 14:45, archived)

Hey!

That was mine!

(Juba603, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 17:11, archived)

Is it wrong to ork

one of your own kiddies?

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 14:13, archived)

your child

looks like an elf. or a pixie. I was searching for a specific pic that I was thinking of but couldn't find it.

(zog2, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 14:38, archived)

One of Brian Froud's illustrations?

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chrubble, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 16:08, archived)

Bloody hell

When he has his 'comedy' rabbit hat on, and is getting a little tired, that is -just- the expression he wears as he cants his head to one side.
Uncanny.

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 17:28, archived)

Perfectly normal, old chap.

In fact, with the digital camera we've got (Kodak DC365 or other.. great for playing Doom on), by the time it had decided to take a photo, our little'un had already scrambled over to (ahem) 'have a go'.

To cut a long story inadequately short, we have a number of dribbly toddler ork-ing pictures..

No Orking?

Much the same effect can be achieved by letting small children play with digital cameras...

No Orking?

Comedy child.

j

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syzygy, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 16:07, archived)

Digital cameras

are bloody fantastic.

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 17:29, archived)

I lost all my bookmarks when my HDD got porked, anyone got that collection of old and new Harold Bish pics? The one with the badboy Hazza. :)
Ta.

(braindead, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 14:06, archived)

Channel 5

17.20 FILM: KNIGHT RIDER 2010
(TVM 1994)

Is it as cheesy-wank as it looks?

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 13:51, archived)

yes

it is

(Dies Irae, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 13:55, archived)

In that case

I'll avoid it.

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 14:05, archived)

that unfortunatly

is a truely shite film... and im a big Knight Rider fan... almost as crap as Team Knight Rider

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hal9000 sme, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 14:08, archived)

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