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not a very funny gag

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crab_bloke), Thu 15 Nov 2001, 9:16, archived)

*groan*

that's hilarious.

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AndyK, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 9:25, archived)

Hurray !!!!!

Finally the truth is out . . .

(Jodrell, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 9:05, archived)

It's catching on!

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macca, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 9:19, archived)

I don't suppose..

These were taken in Leeds, were they?
There were some billboards at Hyde Park corner which were always getting defaced in the most brilliant ways.

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KQ, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 4:56, archived)

so that's how it happened...

www.angelfire.com/mi/dinosaurs/kangaroo.html

Obvious really, when you think about it.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 8:51, archived)

Are explosions science?

http://www.perp.com/whale

(MattyA, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 8:51, archived)

this is a good idea

http://www.theyhavetopayforit.com

I'm going to set up a similar one for people going into Edwards wine bars.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 8:40, archived)

shhhh

you should say W.B.

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fotav Goodbye Blue Monday, Hello FAIRYLAND!, Tue 16 Jul 2002, 3:00, archived)

got to try and cut down on these things!

(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 8:31, archived)

but they have such

tasty caviar eyes

(Nacho, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 8:34, archived)

the embarrissed looking cat

why?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 8:50, archived)

the red thing

in his hand is what shrunk the frog in the first place. And I'd be embarrased if I was a two dimensional cat anyway.

(MattyA, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 8:53, archived)

That embarrased looking cat . . .

is Doctor Universe. Please show some respect. Although the bastard fobbed me off when I asked him "what ducks dream of". The git.

(milk_explosion, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 8:53, archived)

he's such a lovely little chap

why are they squeezing him? make them stop!

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crab_bloke), Thu 15 Nov 2001, 9:03, archived)

ah, the good doctor

what did he tell you?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 9:17, archived)

Well, short of just saying "fuck off"

He said my message was in a queue, because he gets so many questions and that many kids have many questions: blah,blah,blah. Too busy sniffin' the catnip more like.

(milk_explosion, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 9:27, archived)

An explaination...

(MattyA, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 9:07, archived)

wow!

a pink floyd covers meddley which goes between being really silly and really good with no apparent logic

www.ranchocanyonmusic.com/squirrels/TNSBSOTM_sampler.mp3

good cover too:

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 8:07, archived)

Insects are fucking top ...

... aren't they?

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rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 7:37, archived)

my lodger can do a fantasic

impression of a cricket that I've never seen anyone else be able to copy. He really is a rather special lodger. There's a song I've got on cd that sounds like Insect Newsround, but I can't remember what cd it's on. But there was a cricket reading the news, a bee doing the weather, ladybirds doing the travel and an earwig doing the ftse 100 index. Of course I was quite spannered at the time....

(Nacho, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 7:48, archived)

MP3 it. Animate it.

and you shall inherit the earth. THOU MUST CREATE MORE WEIRDNESS.

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rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 7:51, archived)

I'm trying really hard to ignore b3ta today

cos I've got a CD-rom to make. I'm not doing very well am I?
I live for the day that I stumble upon Insect Newsround again..

(Nacho, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 7:56, archived)

"Insects are all around us"

By Money Mark

It has a sample of man explaining how you can tell the temperature from the speed of crickets chirping.

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PeterSeychelles, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 7:53, archived)

that sounds interesting but it's not Insect Newsround

I don't know Money Mark. I only know Money Love

(Nacho, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 7:59, archived)

money mark

fixed the beastie boys gate once and then they all got on so well they signed him and everyone lived happily ever after.
Not too sure where he is now, but that album was nice. (altho at times it sounded like elvis costello).

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pep, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 9:12, archived)

mmm adrock

I used to fancy him when I was 14. He's a scorpio...mmm

(Nacho, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 9:18, archived)

I met one of the beasties once

and I was in SUCH a word of cool and aloofness, I'm buggered if i can remember which one it was.
I suck.

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pep, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 9:24, archived)

I would just turn into a childish groupie

arse licking and trying to entice them back to Snakey to sign my records of theirs, and gather their views on the Book of Madness. I reckon they'd give it the seal of approval

(Nacho, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 9:28, archived)

Its just like

in that film when the boy becomes a man and the man becomes a boy... had a magic skull in it...

(MattyA, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 7:25, archived)

damm it matty you beat me to it.. oh well

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hal9000 sme, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 7:50, archived)

in Matty A's picture,

she looks like George Doors (Matt Lucas)
but in yours she looks like Karen Keating. Interesting.
And he's got Hugh Grant hair

(Nacho, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 7:53, archived)

like this?

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hal9000 sme, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 8:27, archived)

but yours

doesn't have the word arse in it! Ha!

(MattyA, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 7:54, archived)

sorry my ARSE was late

but its here now

** ARSE **

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hal9000 sme, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 8:00, archived)

are you a

centipede? that would explain why your arse arrived long after your head. It would also go a long way to complete chaos theory. Or not.

(MattyA, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 8:02, archived)

nope

(god imagine the toruble you'd have getting your leg over?) anyway if you refresh now - throught the magic of the 'InternetWeb' bonus added arse :)

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hal9000 sme, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 8:07, archived)

wow!

if they made a DVD of your picture, it would be 'feature packed'. Will it come with a running directors commentary of how you made your masterpice?

(MattyA, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 8:19, archived)

Me and rob were talking to some people last night

I ended up getting very drunk and swearing a lot. We hatched two schemes. Firstly an obscene karaoke thing (I spent some time loudly singing "start spreading your flaps" etc to the tune of new york new york). That might be fun. Also, a fortune telling service based around Larry Potter, or Harry Frotter, or whatever, largely consisting of swearing. I think Harry Frotter might look like this

"Come and play with my wand, it's fucking magic" etc.

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crab_bloke), Thu 15 Nov 2001, 7:06, archived)

I think you'll find it's Larry TROTTER

Count me in for the Karaoke. I sing like a freshy chewed up semi suffocated starling. Just what you need.

(Nacho, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 7:08, archived)

A portrait of the morning DJ on Surf/Juice FM....

(Nacho, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 7:01, archived)

eeek!

i knew that's what all the radio people looked like. i fucking knew it. that's why they only broadcast their voices and stay locked away in dungeons all their lives.

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crab_bloke), Thu 15 Nov 2001, 7:10, archived)

He sounds like a cross between

Chris Moyles and Timmy Mallet.
But it's better than getting woken up by the high pitched buzzer noise as an alternative to radio.

(Nacho, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 7:13, archived)

or worse still

the reversing lorry, although my one is a special one with the 'Warning, Securicor Vehicle is Reversing' bloke saying 'Wake up you bastard'.
Special.

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bantam, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 7:23, archived)

Mallett

is on tour nowadays - permanently. Apparently he does all the universities and Wacaday is more popular than ever.

How do I know this? He sent Cuttie Williams an autographed pic. True. ANd a wacaplaster or whatever they were called.

Ahh Cuttie, how I love to assume your identity.

(Man In A Suitcase, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 7:25, archived)

I don't think I ever really watched Wacaday

either it was on too early or I was watching Gilbert on Number 73. Far too long ago.

(Nacho, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 7:29, archived)

you never looked at the audience at home and went 'blearrrrgh'

Anyone remember GHOSTS MONSTERS AND LEGENDS from Wide Awake Club!? quality

(Man In A Suitcase, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 7:38, archived)

i remember the

story of 'the hairy hand'. Scared me for weeks it did, since it featured Tommy wearing a sinister glove.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 8:09, archived)

is that the chap you were singing to?

on radio yesterday?

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rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 7:12, archived)

yes...I wasn't singing though

I was doing impressions of a non electric carpet cleaner.
I've emailed him a few portraits, I'm sure he'll be impressed.
And I'm still waiting for a reply from the Changing Rooms team after I sent them my Laurence pictures

(Nacho, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 7:20, archived)

Brill

Have you ever seen those little hand held carpet sweeper things in Indian Resturants that they deploy to sweep up all the curry carnage? They rule. I always think that they must be something to do with teh manufacture of Bombay mix.

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nicey, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 7:41, archived)

you're on about

bissell carpet sweepers. My nan had one.
I'll now go and lie down.

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bantam, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 7:50, archived)

Yes that sort of thing

But these were actually handheld for table use, not a matey with a handle.

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nicey, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 7:56, archived)

I don't think I've ever seen one of those

post a demonstration picture....

(Nacho, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 8:18, archived)

here's a picture

of a demonstration

will that do?

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fotav Goodbye Blue Monday, Hello FAIRYLAND!, Fri 19 Jul 2002, 7:57, archived)

OH!! I've only just joined here today and well..

those insects and the insect band made my jaw drop to the ground. And I have just emailed lots of people the Buffy swearatron. Very very good. I want to be in your office!! It seems much more fun

(Nacho, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:58, archived)

today ... my office consists of me

everyone is out.

That's why I'm in mega post mode.

And I'm also avoiding thinking about this TV thing this afternoon. It's live - which is slightly scarey. I'm bound to make an absolute prick of myself.

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rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 7:01, archived)

Don't worry, don't be nervous

Just think of how much you're going to start sweating, and how shiny it will make you look on TV. Remember that TV adds 10 pounds, and that the nation will be able to see your sweaty armpits. Concentrate on what you are saying, and see if anyone else on the show stutters and urrs and umms as much as you. If possible hold pieces of paper up to the camera so everyone can see how much you're shaking, and always look at the camera without the little red light on. You'll be fine!!!

(Nacho, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 7:06, archived)

Which TV Channel

would that be on, then? Best of luck - especially when you see that all TV studios are made of cardboard and blu-tack. I was on .tv and it was quite an eye opener!!

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bantam, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 7:06, archived)

The show is called Circuit and is on

their site is here.

I have no idea where you watch it - I only get terrestrial tv.

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rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 7:09, archived)

Ha. You will be watched by

old sammy bin ladel;
"NOW TV is currently available over digital satellite in Asia and the Middle East. Please see the satellite information below for details on how to tune us in. NOW is broadcast "free to air" in these territories so you can join us at no extra cost!"

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bantam, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 7:13, archived)

hurrah!

we can watch online. 4pm. I'll be watching...
If I don't have any work to do.
Phew. So glad I escaped being on that show.

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AndyK, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 8:07, archived)

This is true, if a little bizarre

But I had a dream last night that you were on air being interviewed by Anne Robinson about B3ta and what it means to you = you were on the Heaven And Earth show, telling the viewers that it was all about religion.

I think I'd better seek medical help.

(Man In A Suitcase, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 7:07, archived)

Weird.

That's next week.

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rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 7:11, archived)

have you thought about fortifying yourself

with either loads of booze or loads of cocaine or whatever? why not do loads of scag before you go on?

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crab_bloke), Thu 15 Nov 2001, 7:08, archived)

can you bike some smack over?

I've run out.

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rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 7:10, archived)

sorry mate

i just used the last of my scag to abduct another "subject" for my experiments. why not go down to the chemist and buy all the codeine in the shop?

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crab_bloke), Thu 15 Nov 2001, 7:15, archived)

how bizarre.

Warp seem to have finally given up realeasing records and turned into the Onion.

thesmokehammer.warprecords.com

(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:55, archived)

and a shit onion at that.

any one know what a shit onion looks like?

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rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:57, archived)

why is it dated

tommorrow?
I thought it was Friday and got excited.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 7:01, archived)

the work of chris morris?

could be the work of chris morris, as hes on that record label.

(steeev, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 7:23, archived)

If you click the audio link

it plays the bushwacked RA, which sort of makes sense.

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bantam, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 7:25, archived)

Attack of the Giant African Air Snails

you see?

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crab_bloke), Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:45, archived)

Fearsome.

Can you make that into a game? It would look very dramatic.

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rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:51, archived)

Hoorah for

Supersonic gastropods. Are you excited about the Paleolithic Megafauna on telly tonight, I am.

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nicey, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 7:03, archived)

hooray

i'm supposed to be going out this evening though. what's good to do in london on a thursday that isn't going to the pub? must do something that isn't going to the pub.

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crab_bloke), Thu 15 Nov 2001, 7:20, archived)

Couldn't tell you

We live a simple life in the Fens. Going out at night here is all about not falling into some form of water course in the dark.

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nicey, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 7:30, archived)

cinema? theatre?

a guided london walk? the swimming pool? evening church? drinking tea & eating biscuits at a friends house? stroking the cat? a Thai Chi class? A nice pizza? A whore? the choice is yours. choose well.

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rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 7:59, archived)

The most significant advance in swearing technology since the swearotron

Play with what me & joel cooked up yesterday

And make sure you turn your SPEAKERS UP LOUD. especially if you are in the office.

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rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:31, archived)

THAT

IS EXCELLENT

(Esteban, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:36, archived)

What the

internet was invented for.

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binster, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:39, archived)

Applause

now wash your mouth out

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:39, archived)

mouths... that is the combined swearing power of

Me + Joel + Lucy. I liked "R" where me & veitch swear in harmony.

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rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:41, archived)

that almost

made me cry. I like repeatedly pressing Z.

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AndyK, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:43, archived)

Yes. As you see ...

... we had a certain difficulty finding a swearword begining with Z. A flaw in our otherwise perfect plan.

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rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:47, archived)

really really quickly

and it's lovely. but quite painful on the ears.

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AndyK, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:48, archived)

is now my favourite key in the world

(Esteban, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:53, archived)

What about the spacebar?

I think making the spacebar say "fuck off" was pretty good.

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rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:54, archived)

I missed that one...

oh, that *is* good.

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AndyK, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:57, archived)

i tried

space bar - it did nothing.

I try again.

(Esteban, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:57, archived)

he he

I am crying.

(Esteban, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 7:08, archived)

What is a

Quim?

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spacefish bong!, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:44, archived)

You need the notes from the B3ta Swearing Masterclass:

"Quim. noun. A cunt for nonces."

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rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:46, archived)

Thanks mum

I may now swear like a nonce

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spacefish bong!, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:51, archived)

Someone told me you people were funny

show me the funny.

(winker, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:16, archived)

Isn't the combined might of the photoshopping masses ..

... enough for you? What do you want? Blood?

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rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:20, archived)

he went that way

guv

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AndyK, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:20, archived)

Look at the funny grass cuttings

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nicey, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:31, archived)

ha ha

that'll show 'em.

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rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:34, archived)

do you think they might be

gay grass cuttings?

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:40, archived)

no.

they look heterosexual to me. I've got a "straight-dar", and can smell conventional grass a mile a way. it's a bit like hay fever - or is that gay fever? oh I give up.

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rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:43, archived)

the really funny stuff is

on the subscription-only part of the site, Winker. If you come back with a valid AVC membership, you can access via the microscopic doorway hidden on the bottom left hand corner of any picture containing a thieving polar bear

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:43, archived)

Perv alert! You know what AVC is.

er.. so do I. shit.

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rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:50, archived)

I thought it was AVS

but then I'm no expert.

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AndyK, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:53, archived)

er AVC = Antelope Valley College

I want to go there. Can I go there mum? With Duncan?

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rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:56, archived)

What have

Amateur Vole Snatchers got to do with it?

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:56, archived)

I thought it stood for

Armchair Visualisations Committee

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:54, archived)

cthonic - are you there?

sounds like a job for you.

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rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 7:04, archived)

Tray Animations

These look quite fun. There's even an editor.

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PeterSeychelles, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 5:50, archived)

Doesn't Mac-os X do this

or have I made that up?
It is cool ...

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Wifey, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:02, archived)

cooo. just installed it.

i like it. i like my fish.

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rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:05, archived)

That's beautiful

A little oasis of loveliness in the long grey desert of Start Bar

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spacefish bong!, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:29, archived)

the cow is the best

oh yes she is

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spacefish bong!, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:53, archived)

Evil!

It makes your taskbar disappear when you have it on auto-hide. Tray animations must die!

(thellama73, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 8:27, archived)

yay

[edited]

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rob, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 10:28, archived)

I didn't know

what to do with this picture.

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AndyK, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 5:39, archived)

WOW! CHRIS PACKHAM!

Almost as legendary as "Archangel Gabriel" here

(Man In A Suitcase, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 5:44, archived)

That has made me feel

pretty nauseous, actually. Didn't he get sacked from Talk Radio?

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bantam, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 7:21, archived)

Really?

What for? I thought he was still on. Have you listened to the Human Zoo on Sunday nights hahaha classic god knows how they manage to keep their license.

(Man In A Suitcase, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 8:21, archived)

i work in the

building where talk radio used to...talk from. they had photos of all the djs in the foyer and when the lift doors opened each day there was a new clean patch on the wall when someone else had just got the boot. we had sweepstakes going.

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Jay, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 6:29, archived)

maybe he is looking

at a very small...

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AndyK, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 5:51, archived)

"Smell my finger - it's touched my willy."

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rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 5:56, archived)

I am so

glad I am not drinking coffee right now. Stop it!!!

(Esteban, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 5:59, archived)

Is that your willy

to scale?

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Wifey, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:03, archived)

On second thoughts

don't answer that..

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Wifey, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:05, archived)

My willy doesn't have scales.

I am not a fish. And those that say I am - are wrong.

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rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:12, archived)

do snails

have scales, they look like they do. Duncan - have you got scales on your willy?

(Esteban, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:16, archived)

duncan is not here

he's off management consulting to big business. he doesn't know about b3ta world. it might scare him.

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rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:18, archived)

here is some

information about Giant African Land Snails. The reproductive info is very interesting;

clicky

(Esteban, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:21, archived)

I once had to find a Giant

African Land Snail when I worked for a TV company.

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AndyK, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:23, archived)

I wonder

if there is such a thing as a giant african sea snail or a girant african air snail etc.

(Esteban, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:25, archived)

Duncan is oblivious of his fame?

that is a shame. You should tell him.

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Wifey, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:22, archived)

I have scales on my willy - look

http://www.unix.dircon.co.uk/silly/penisfish.jpg

(Man In A Suitcase, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:24, archived)

Sorry Mr suitcase

that was putting me off my lunch..

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Wifey, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:36, archived)

Apologies!!!

That WAS my lunch tho

(Man In A Suitcase, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:44, archived)

should make an

animation soundtracked to hootie and the blowfish with that image

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:44, archived)

Did You Notice

That there was a 'lady' (presumably of ill repute) playing with an EEL in the background!!!?

(Man In A Suitcase, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:48, archived)

I did send him the snail game

he didn't reply. er... it's been hard resisting putting up a Photoshop Duncan challenge. I MUST RESIST.

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rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:25, archived)

ROB

Get rid of it!!! Eugh!!!

(Esteban, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:28, archived)

DO IT!

The masses want duncan!

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Wifey, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:29, archived)

Check out my biscuit stash

Can you name them all?

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nicey, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 5:26, archived)

Will you send the biscuits to the winnner?

it's a great competition idea.

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rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 5:28, archived)

I would like to

But its not very likely really, given that we are moving desks round the office tomorrow which requires prodigious biscuit consumption and tea drinking.

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nicey, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 5:56, archived)

You're a bit like Jack Regan in the Sweeny

except - nicer.

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rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:01, archived)

No he's not

he's got all that hidden away, and I'm left with yucky garribaldi.

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Wifey, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:09, archived)

Wifey... What do biscuits mean

in your relationship?

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rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:10, archived)

Well...

chocolate is a sign of taurus going into gemini and garibaldi is a sign of approaching drought.

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Wifey, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:20, archived)

ermmm

custard creams, maryland cookies, kit kat, ginger nuts, penguin?, is there a velvet one in there?

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AndyK, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 5:30, archived)

Very good Mr K

You scored 4 out of 8

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nicey, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 5:54, archived)

Are there some Gold biscuits in there?

Too many of them make you go blind.

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PeterSeychelles, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:01, archived)

Nice try Mr Seychelles

But no, however, it does look that way doesn't it, on the top left.

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nicey, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:10, archived)

that's what I thought were the

velvety ones...

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AndyK, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:27, archived)

I think

You are both projecting your biscuit fantasies onto the packet in the top left. Luckily that isn't a serious problem.

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nicey, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 6:40, archived)

Bugger

Yes of course they are Gold biscuits, I became confused. My appologies.

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nicey, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 7:36, archived)

Vindicated!

For a moment there I thought I had eaten too many of them!

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PeterSeychelles, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 7:44, archived)

Bring them home you bugger!

There's none here!

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Wifey, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 5:39, archived)

There's some

Gariballdi on the bread bin.

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nicey, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 5:52, archived)

Look like a pack of

RIVA Biscuits! The ones Steve Coogan advertised no less!

(MattyA, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 7:04, archived)

That is correct

Your biscuit skills are strong Mr A

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nicey, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 7:33, archived)

HAS SCIENCE GONE MAD? WHAT WILL THESE BOFFINS DO NEXT?

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rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 5:21, archived)

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