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Crab Blokes...

...obsession with blowing up cute things takes a sinister turn for the worse!

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currymonster, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 12:27, archived)

sinister

but not undeserved

(tooyoungisabloke, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 12:29, archived)

I'm

worried now.. i like cats and those 2 are too cute

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Darkedge, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 12:33, archived)

Alas. Poor Brockic

Very moving film it was too.

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weebl Mashed farts, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 12:25, archived)

your mother

sucks cuntymints in hell

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Spoon, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 12:24, archived)

noo!

make it a link or I'll have nightmares!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 12:26, archived)

I need an old priest and a young priest!

The power of Christ compels you.

Ah. A classic.

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blah, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 12:29, archived)

woo!

exshellente!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 12:33, archived)

thanyou

vermuch uhuh

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Spoon, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 12:35, archived)

When random exploding kittens attack

naughty repost, can i enter this as my entry?

(mentalist, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 12:17, archived)

it is lovely.

go on then.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 12:20, archived)

tar!

(mentalist, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 12:29, archived)

Ar...

.. you'll be wanting my domain name then :)

mentalist.co.uk

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blah, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 12:31, archived)

maybe?

ill swap you for
www.chimp-on-a-stick.com

(mentalist, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 12:52, archived)

Respect due.

RIP

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 12:14, archived)

yes

he was ace, I liked him. And much much cleverer than anyone else on the show, always.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 12:19, archived)

Yep.

TV has lost a great talent.

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 12:21, archived)

yeah he rocked

Its a crying shame. He was gonna be so big.

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weebl Mashed farts, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 12:26, archived)

Whos that

when he's at home?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 12:30, archived)

that's where they found him

at home, it's christopher price, he was faarny. in a newsreader-type way.
dead at 34.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 12:37, archived)

and also RIP mark 2

clicky

Linda Lovelace star of Deep Throat.

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 12:56, archived)

he did

Liquid News.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 13:06, archived)

in his own words:

"fat, bald and homosexual"

what an epitaph

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the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 12:25, archived)

another off to the big tv show in the sky

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breel, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 12:52, archived)

boil in a bag Joel

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breel, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:52, archived)

when he's ready,

can i have an ear?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 12:40, archived)

I know the rest are under this

But i wanted to put mine here

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:52, archived)

Bizarrely

That is almost exactly the same as the one i made of myself

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Spoon, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 12:00, archived)

ah crap

I could spend HOURS on that site...

"ooh, what about brown hair, oooh, what about pink hair, ooh what about a green skirt..." etc. until boss drags you from desk and kicks you out of building screaming "FIRED! You know what that means don't you? FIRED, I SAID!!"

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 12:13, archived)

i tried

but i ended up looking like the vicar of bloody dibley..

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the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 12:44, archived)

Has Mr Minter taken inspiration from B3ta?

click here

I mean, surely there's a furtive level...

(qwerty, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:51, archived)

I bought

this.

www.wardley-fish.com/images/webfish/goldfish/large/G02.jpg

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CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:47, archived)

You

should...get a refund. although good comedy value????

(squeaks, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:49, archived)

Google Image Search for 'Bunny'

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fishbear, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:44, archived)

Dad?

Is that you?

(squeaks, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:46, archived)

that's bunny alan!

i found and posted him ages ago, using the same search technique, which lead to the pic below. have you checked the rest of his site?

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big daft dave, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:50, archived)

Just did

and oh my god!

(squeaks, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:55, archived)

Sorry to 'refind'

But he is special is he not?

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fishbear, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 12:01, archived)

Certainly

'special' alright. His friends look kind of unique too!. So nasty......

(squeaks, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 12:02, archived)

"John"

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fishbear, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 12:06, archived)

Fucking hell.

Let's start at the bottom:
awkward pose
TIE! FUCK!
Collar/shirt madness
The face looks like it's orking even thought it's not.
HAIR! FUCK!
And that background doesn't help the poor sod.

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helmetcream, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 12:14, archived)

I reckon

that FUCK is the last thing this man is going to get a sniff of.........sorry John.

(squeaks, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 12:20, archived)

hey its him again!

we've seen him before!

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DaWolfey, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:49, archived)

Hmmmm

stinkymeat?

(twelveways, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:44, archived)

bouncy bouncy weeee!

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big daft dave, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:40, archived)

I made a gif of myself revolving

just need tothink of something to do with it now

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crab_bloke), Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:38, archived)

get yourself

inside. you look freezing.

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stouffer, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:39, archived)

Are you in a

microwave?

(Amerella, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:39, archived)

I thought about that

and got bored looking for a pic of a microwave. maybe I should have another look.

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crab_bloke), Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:43, archived)

If you do that

then you must also explode your own head, Gremlins style (was it that that had an exploding thing in the microwave...?)

(Amerella, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:45, archived)

wow

it comes complete with scary eye effect

(tooyoungisabloke, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:39, archived)

that

makes me dizzy and sick. or is that just my hangover?

(squeaks, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:42, archived)

like a record baby,

right round. very nice.

(frithy, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:45, archived)

Maybe you could...

... make a nice animated gif of yourself evolving?

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azerty, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 12:33, archived)

my first post!

Sometimes reading web pages needs a bit more expression, this puts sarcastic quotes around random words, sometimes to "hilarious" effect.
www.brunching.com/toys/toy-sarcasterizer.html

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ramirez brr..., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:33, archived)

I am the bunny boiler

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breel, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:33, archived)

Is that a real bunny?

It looks like a toy, or maybe it's stuffed.

Mmmmm, bunny stew.

(Amerella, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:38, archived)

it is real

Im not really cooking it Im giving it a bath, but it not happy as it has lost its rubber duck.

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breel, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:40, archived)

It's probably sitting on it.

Go on, you've only got to turn the hob on you'd have yummy rabbit stew in no time...

(Amerella, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:43, archived)

Then you have lovely

white slacks on, Breel.

(Nacho, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:47, archived)

eh?

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breel, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:56, archived)

You are the bunny boiler

I can see your reflection in the saucepan.

(Nacho, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:59, archived)

twas not me – thats PS’ed

anyway how are you on this fine day?

White slacks, you’ll be saying that I will wearing tight t-shirt and those long silver keychains. :(

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breel, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 12:06, archived)

Yeah, I was joking...didn't think you'd rushed home in your lunchhour, photographed a saucepan, then rushed back to work and FTP'd it.

I am rather splendid on this fine day. Tight t-shirt? Get yer nips out!

(Nacho, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 12:12, archived)

amerella -

if you haven't seen this by now it'll be nothing short of a miracle, by at the mention of cooked bunnies, might aswell

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pep, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:46, archived)

Ahhh yes, so yummy

and yet so cute.

(Amerella, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:52, archived)

the lengths this man will go to

to keep animals warm.

(possibly too warm in this case - just a thought.)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 12:00, archived)

Bunny Boilers

Blatant endorsement, but check out my mates website.

www.bunny-boilers.com

I'm sure you guys will have some stories for him. It'll really help him out.

Nice one.

(Lionel Mandrake, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 12:05, archived)

(Mark) Morriss dancer..

Dedicated to "Bridget J" - lurkeuse and Bluetonette extra-ordinaire.

It isn't big. It isn't clever. And it certainly isn't working.

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syzygy, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:29, archived)

Is it a good thing

to bamboozle my project leader with some type of Russell Brand weird question/taunt or tell him that im crap at writing reports?

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:28, archived)

Surely the second one

will draw you nearer to getting the sack?

(Amerella, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:37, archived)

Hmmm I like the thinking

So I should get Russell Brand on him?

I was thinking of doing the classic Alexi Sayle song "Ullo Jon, Got A New Motor?" but I fear he might start singing along ...

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:41, archived)

I know not of this 'Russell Brand'

of which you speak.

So on this matter I cannot advise. :)

(Amerella, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:44, archived)

He doth be one of them young 'ens on MTV

Does the Dancefloor Chart. Gets hold of drunk/drugged clubbers and asks them random questions.

Very funny. Oh yes.

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:47, archived)

aaah right,

I don't have cable.

But i believe you, it's always fun to confuse mashed people.

(Amerella, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:53, archived)

Its the law aparently.

Now I feel all fancy for having extra channels, its weird.

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:57, archived)

Possibly we are unusual for not having cable,

I don't know. Although I don't know anyone that does have it, come to think of it.

(Amerella, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 12:06, archived)

I don't know

whether im a trend setter (minority) or a capitalist pig (majority).

Im more confused.

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 12:12, archived)

What's he up to in there?

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:13, archived)

listening

to techno?

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isthisyou?, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:21, archived)

(tomsk, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:26, archived)

I reckon it's JB-sampling old skool rave

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:28, archived)

lovely

lovely,
lovely

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isthisyou?, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:33, archived)

maybe?

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:39, archived)

what are you using?

i mean, software-wise

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isthisyou?, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:52, archived)

Jasc Animation Shop

comes with Paint Shop Pro.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:59, archived)

his motives are pure...

nobody dies...

not on my shift!

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santexo, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 12:01, archived)

that deserves two

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 12:58, archived)

The sweet smell of success.

Mmmm.

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macca, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:11, archived)

Going for the jugular!

(qwerty, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:14, archived)

Has anyone got the original staus quo picture?

Please?

(icedragon, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:00, archived)

ok then

i'll settle to be ignored then

(icedragon, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:12, archived)

I'm sorry

Do you want to borrow this

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PeterSeychelles, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:24, archived)

I think that would be best - Thanks

(icedragon, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:28, archived)

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