
logs me out every time i post... toss pot, fuck wad bloody bloody grrrrrrrr
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:51,
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try to post a message.
It will ask you for your username and password again, type them in and then it should work ok
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:52,
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It will ask you for your username and password again, type them in and then it should work ok

except i can't remember my password, and i can't remember which mail account i signed up with!
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:56,
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I heard it keeps the password info in there.
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:59,
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i added the b3ta logo into mine now.. refresh its a ways down the page now
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:51,
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Inspired... I can't wait to get that in my inbox... Shouldn't take longer than about 2 days... I'll start by forwarding it to where I used to work :)
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:57,
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i shoulda just link the image in some how then i could have tracked its progress round the world
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 17:01,
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people are still photshopping miffy. i'm quite proud of myself :)
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:45,
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look. it looks like she's licking a cock. roflmao. lol. etc.

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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:43,
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good 'been dumped' song: "my girlfriends dead" by the vandals
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:45,
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golden showers, but kazaa was being a cuntstick so i couldn't get any more. i will try though. promise.
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:47,
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or a great big truck ran her over and chopped off her head!"
haha.. the vandals rock
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:49,
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haha.. the vandals rock

got one album, and thought they just sound like a second rate dead kennedys. am i very wrong then?
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:51,
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their newer lbums are just hilarious. try to get your hands on "hitler bad, vandals good" - it is one of the funniest albumsin the world.
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:52,
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i got the quickening, and just don't rate it that much
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:54,
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hitler bad... is amazing.
"some might call it child abuse, i just call it bonding with your dad"
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:55,
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"some might call it child abuse, i just call it bonding with your dad"

that's pretty cool. it's just good old fashioned comedy punk
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:57,
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"clowns are experts"?
"..here's a clown i don't like. ronald mcdonald. he's only in it for the burgers. and that's not very funny."
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 17:02,
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"..here's a clown i don't like. ronald mcdonald. he's only in it for the burgers. and that's not very funny."

live though. singer guy got stuck halfway on the scaffolding up the sides of the stage. and the band are tight as fuck. but then the drummers other project is a perfect circle, of course...
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 17:06,
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that would make me a happy boy.
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 17:12,
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have i done? *looks around innocently, then accidentally lets evil laugh slip*
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:49,
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[user too bored to type amusing response]
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:48,
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but at the same time I love this picture, so:

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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:57,
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the 'cat's arse' look on its face...
thanks for rescuing me from bunny-boiler hell earlier, btw :)
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 17:04,
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thanks for rescuing me from bunny-boiler hell earlier, btw :)

as ever.
Sadly I've got to go to a leaving do at a specific beer garden which is far, far from yours. Or I could've got another t-shirt. Damn.
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:43,
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Sadly I've got to go to a leaving do at a specific beer garden which is far, far from yours. Or I could've got another t-shirt. Damn.

i think i still have yer email address somewhere (i did get it back from phil kitten didnt I?)
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:50,
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i left early though i've no idea how my bike got me home
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:53,
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Forgot I made this...
Gotta be tastier than yer feet...

are much tastier than Mikes feet. It's official.
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:44,
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I don't know what the hell she was making such a fuss about. Most kids would do anything for dairylea.
Lucky slag, if you ask me.
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:40,
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Lucky slag, if you ask me.

when i get the time there will be a whole series of cheese :-)
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:42,
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i didnt get that immediately. thats sck but great.
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:42,
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ijust didnt look at the heading, i tried to translate the german.
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:48,
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you'll be getting death threats from Nacho's pissed off Israeli Bloke.
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 17:03,
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The topic in and of itself is a crack and a half but I will now be yelling "MEIN ALL MEIN!!" at completely inopportune times for the next week. Cheers!
**goes to clean bevvy off of monitor**
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Wed 24 Apr 2002, 6:19,
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**goes to clean bevvy off of monitor**

who did the spooky woo yay.
12 mb ASF YARRRRGH thingy
(edit - works now)
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:31,
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12 mb ASF YARRRRGH thingy
(edit - works now)

post you dancing again! it was so good... please please!
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:42,
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Yeh, A USB web cam with a laptop or PDA with a radio transmitter and some custom software...... Hold up... isnt there that little wireless Cam with a transmitter? "XCAM2" something?Looks possible and We can get the cam here
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:30,
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*sniff...
Its all gone to...cock :(

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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:37,
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Its all gone to...cock :(


it's just everyone is concentrating on the idea of a Hugo & Hedley cartoon
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:39,
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and only 2 penguins to explode. If anyone wanted to send me a fluffy thing to explode that would be cool.
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:39,
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I think u owe it to me since I said "Hello Centipide!" to one of my friends and he disavowed all knowledge of me :(
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:41,
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That's usually the most appropriate demographic group to say it to I find.
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:49,
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on the Nike advert with the footballers in a cage?
I'm sure i've heard him before.
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:26,
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I'm sure i've heard him before.

Does anyone else want to play the online version of the game?
www.nikefootball.com/
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:35,
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www.nikefootball.com/

So the game might only last a few seconds.
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:50,
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sorry. I had a few idle minutes...

You need to make a regular cutesy hedley cartoon with lots of violence and blood.
You know you want to.
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:19,
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You know you want to.

Although he does look a bit stoned in that picture. Sorry Hedley!
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:20,
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hedley. didnt buy me a drink on sunday so im not speaking to him. or you lot either.
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:24,
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My son is the stuff of epics.
whereas I am a bastard. woo.
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:39,
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whereas I am a bastard. woo.

he is called Hugo Rune. It's kind of a clue.
(edit): rather than reply, can I just say here that I MEANT you had got it, and was merely commenting that I would expect you to have got it, because it was quite easy.
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:39,
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(edit): rather than reply, can I just say here that I MEANT you had got it, and was merely commenting that I would expect you to have got it, because it was quite easy.

I ain't that stoopid believe it or not.
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:42,
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was the best, but i seem to be the only person in the world who thinks that.
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:44,
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since I haven't read any for about a year and my memory has been likened to that of crab bloke.
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:45,
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they's not mine though, they're my bro's and he's in Sussex. I'll borrow 'em next time I go, promise.
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:49,
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than a very special woo-worthy thing, with an extra special reason to be woo-worthy on national "lets woo things" day.
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:24,
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E-mail it to some mates, I bet it does a Yoda Queen Mum.
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:26,
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just knocked it up a min ago.. (should i put a descrete b3ta logo in the corner)
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:27,
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blend it in to the scoreboard, so no-one notices.
until its too late...
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:34,
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until its too late...

ta 4 the text yesserday, huzzah for the new job!!
(never got credit on the damn thing, so don't expect a reply for about 6 months. ) :)
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:44,
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(never got credit on the damn thing, so don't expect a reply for about 6 months. ) :)

that deserves a part on the back and a trip to the offlicence for soem nice cold beers...
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:47,
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Watch it scoot round the world... Hopefully, it'll be back before the end of the week.
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:50,
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Hugo, I'm gonna have to start with the ones who posted earliest I'm afraid. I can fit you in next tuesday, that okay?
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:18,
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gonna top meself first if I cant get out of this fecking office and into the sun.
christ i hate work.
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:21,
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christ i hate work.

I thought you were allowed to skip work sometimes? Being big and important an' all?
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:24,
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you probably still go to work less than the rest of us :)
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:32,
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You could get that working in a bookshop. Which would be less work.
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:38,
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'every time you masturbate' pic with the kitten? cos its one of my mates wallpapers.
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:20,
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its a really nice monitor. and he's the one who lent me the webcam so it would be mean to smash the fuck out of his screen.
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:27,
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That's gonna keep me busy for weeks now. You bastard. Right, I'm coming to get ya!
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:23,
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I've just front paged twice in one day
Time to drink gin, me hands are shaking
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:14,
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Time to drink gin, me hands are shaking

OK, as requested, here's the vid of the rocket duckling
I prefer the bunny though.
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:13,
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I prefer the bunny though.

That fucker was really really loud- we scarpered (we weren't supposed to be there)
I've got the bunny's charred little head here of course though, so at least I got one trophy.
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:18,
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I've got the bunny's charred little head here of course though, so at least I got one trophy.

that you are from around watford way?
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:21,
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it was staticgirl talking about watford
I don't live there either, but i'm not too far unfortunately
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:24,
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I don't live there either, but i'm not too far unfortunately

its no bad.
What you needed was to be able to afford to destroy a small camera with transmitter that was taped so that it was pointing at the ducks face at all times.
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:17,
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What you needed was to be able to afford to destroy a small camera with transmitter that was taped so that it was pointing at the ducks face at all times.

I think the lesson learned was that explosions on the ground look better on camera than explosions in the air.
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:20,
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Oh god yes. C'mon, lets all club together and buy a crappy little webcam and bodge something together out of that. I'll donate a tenner to that cause no probs.
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:21,
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If you armoured them to survive the explosion, especially. That would be a great shot.
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:23,
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Yeh, A USB web cam with a laptop or PDA with a radio transmitter and some custom software...... Hold up... isnt there that little wireless Cam with a transmitter? "XCAM2" something?Looks possible and We can get the cam here
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:27,
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thanks for the help last night- your expertise showed me what was possible, and I can now do it myself. Hooray!
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:45,
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hooray, that is a fantastic example of something, i am just not sure what.
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:17,
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hand-coded the HTML in the little post-a-message box :)
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:18,
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all i did in the post box was CTRL+C. I used my hands for that. right, im off.
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:20,
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Fanfucksocksingtastic! Better than any golfer with a glass dick, thats for sure!

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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:11,
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what gif-making program are you using? that can't be image ready.
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:35,
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put it together and tweaked it in JASC Animation Shop Pro 3.
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:46,
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if frightening- he looks very angry, and I doubt you could outrun him
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:15,
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You so obviously do.
Would you like me to make a special winky-woo thorpe woo-yay?
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:21,
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Would you like me to make a special winky-woo thorpe woo-yay?

You always comment on the winky-woo, and that draws attention to yourself.
If you love winky-woos, stand up and be proud - shout out "I love winky-woos!" on the way home from work and just see how people agree with you.
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:26,
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If you love winky-woos, stand up and be proud - shout out "I love winky-woos!" on the way home from work and just see how people agree with you.

I'm at the right height on my bike to do my own winky-woo for them.
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:33,
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Been shagging Barry's wife off eastenders?

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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:08,
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I meant Lucy Speed, the bord who plays Mrs Evans. Not to mention the fact that she has Classic English Knockers (notice the capital letters?)
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Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:17,
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considered it a few years ago when she had that affair with ricky but she's developed that Albert square scowl now.
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