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# THREE LEGGED CHICKENS
fakee or not?

probably already been seen before.

(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:56, archived)
# dunno
But I like the breast!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:57, archived)
# obviously it's fake.
there's no helicopter.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:58, archived)
# Yes
but is it real?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:59, archived)
# as real
as my cock is hard.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:01, archived)
# Are you wanking?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:03, archived)
# like there's
no tomorrow.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:03, archived)
# reminds me of
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:02, archived)
# Low Hummus on B3ta?! This looks like a job for...

(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:55, archived)
# Hummus
monkey!!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:56, archived)
# the hummus monkey!
hurrah!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:56, archived)
# actually,
i'm positively brimming with the stuff right now thank you.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:57, archived)
#
the hummus monkey steals the hummuses from the rich and gives it to the poor! watch out!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:58, archived)
# but
i've never had much hummus before!
Please let me enjoy it while it lasts.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:00, archived)
# fine fine
if you MUST...
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:00, archived)
# That damn
do-gooder.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:02, archived)
# yarr!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:02, archived)
# hamster time.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:44, archived)
# aw
he's getting some good speed up there, why's he so sad?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:45, archived)
# he badly needs
the toilet
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:46, archived)
# well let him go first
and then he'll run faster... or is he running to the loo?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:47, archived)
# looks like the runs...
eurgh
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:49, archived)
# he's not sad...
its concentration,he,s focussed,ive seen that so many times in a hamster.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:52, archived)
# is it a good hamster, or an evil hamster?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:46, archived)
# he is a good hamster.
he is just clinically depressed.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:48, archived)
# Teehee!
Run lil bugger!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:50, archived)
# i like this one
yes
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:50, archived)
# do you think perhaps
i post at the wrong time of day to get frontpages?

Or am I just not really up to standard?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:54, archived)
# i think
you worry too much ;)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:03, archived)
# yeh, probably.
at least i find my pictures entertaining even if nobody else does.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:07, archived)
# For some reason
I was convinced it was one of those ctrl + A pictures then!

Oh well, I need sleep...GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:51, archived)
# Here
is Ragamuffin, Version 1.0

Specifications:
weight: 14 pounds
height:3.2 meters
width:1 foot
special abilities:
-Can eat anything without gaining weight
-can eat anything
-resembles Hitler
-Can summon his Gestapo minions
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:44, archived)
# why do i find that disturbing........
hmmmmmmmmm
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:47, archived)
# As
disturbing as a urinating hamster?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:48, archived)
# a urinating hamster
is as natural as a procreating pigmy.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:49, archived)
# yes
thats about right...
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:50, archived)
# That
was fun. I'm going to put Hitler's face on everything.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:50, archived)
# lets fight
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:57, archived)
# Cheap and cheerful


/edit I played with the timing; it's not so slow now, and there's more spongtime.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:43, archived)
# HA ha ha!
It was worth the wait!
very woo!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:45, archived)
# it took me ages to see that
cos just as I'd decided nothing was going to happen, I'd look away and catch the movement out of the corner of my eye.

yay.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:47, archived)
# woo
sqigdy
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:54, archived)
# That's
fantastic. They both look so proud.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:56, archived)
# their hopes for the finals
were dashed with one twitch of a monkey
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:39, archived)
# if i had a pound
for every time my hopes had been dashed by a monkey,
I'd have £46.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:41, archived)
# A shame,
up until then their performance had been flawless. Woo.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:43, archived)
# that. is. so. damn
CUUUUUUUUTE!!!!!!!!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:43, archived)
# GOODNIGHT
hmmmm

well, maybe
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:38, archived)
# go on.
sod off.
I've had enough of you for one night.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:40, archived)
# i give you the john prescott
and goodnight
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:41, archived)
# seeeeeeeyaaaaaaaaa!
gonna get some kip,cos i'm knackered,luv ya lots,seya soon.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:41, archived)
# night
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:43, archived)
# goodnight!
i suppose i should off soon too. still got time for a hot cocoa though
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:46, archived)
# GOOD IDEA!!!
*Starts to heat a pan of milk*
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:05, archived)
# For spacefish,
because, frankly, he's going to need it:



Colour to taste.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:35, archived)
# Why do I get the feeling
he'll love that!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:37, archived)
# because he's a simpleton
MONG
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:37, archived)
# Is there also
an abuse level on your computer somewhere that you could maybe turn down a little bit?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:44, archived)
# half way through...
but some buggers nicked me No 2...
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:38, archived)
# hehehe
no. 2
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:38, archived)
# grow up
/
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:39, archived)
# hehe
up

like in... you know,... erm... up...hehe
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:41, archived)
# hahahahaheheeheeeeeehaha
you said lik.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:42, archived)
# no ,really!
that's what i was aiming at! giggle...
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:42, archived)
# Ignore him
he's on his period
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:45, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
i love that!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:38, archived)
# I told you!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:42, archived)
# that aint
granny porn is it?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:43, archived)
# That is very
very pretty Spacefish!

You get a gold star. erm, use your imagination, I don't have one to post.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:47, archived)
# Hahaha!
Tate Modern, here we come :)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:48, archived)
# I tried!
But I can't count!



Or crop images by the looks of it!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:49, archived)
# DON'T light your own farts


(it's more of a caption joke, than anything else
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:29, archived)
# not a lot of tattyslopping there
still wooish
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:30, archived)
# i think we're alone now
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:31, archived)
# unlikely
i've had in depth convos here at 5 am
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:32, archived)
# well
only two and a half hours to go then.....
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:33, archived)
# lol
well i'm off
cya round
night
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:33, archived)
# don't leave me here.
not with him
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:35, archived)
# why not?
i got no std's
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:35, archived)
# hmmm
seems unlikely
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:36, archived)
# I just volunteered
for hospital radio, so I'm hoping to be a DJ!

Now, tell me b3tans, is this a GoodThing™?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:36, archived)
# good thing
i'm a medic... hospital radio is shit

hope you can make it better
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:37, archived)
# I'll do my best,
but I fear more inane chatter is on its way (á la Scott Mills, whom I met on Saturday as he was at our Uni summer ball)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:39, archived)
# what uni
if you dont mind me asking
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:39, archived)
# Very late to reply,
but Swansea Institute, and Singleton Hospital, Swansea.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:03, archived)
# bollocks!
go for it! its a bloody hoot! i did it for years,what a laugh!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:44, archived)
# Good, good,
that's what I thought.

So how come you're not broadcasting to the country?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:04, archived)
# i'd be the most annoying dj in the world
i'd never play anything anyone had heard of
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:37, archived)
# i studied at the frankie howard school of radio...
your stuck in a hospital bed,you dont want john peel.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:48, archived)
# i'm still here.
and i'm making stuff for here.

lalala.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:34, archived)
# call that...
A FART?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:32, archived)
# hahaha ha ha....
no, you're not funny
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:34, archived)
# The camera jammed, the shot was missed
and this became just another photo..

(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:24, archived)
# he couldn't find oxford either
lol
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:24, archived)
# Ooooh controversial.
Rather good job though.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:25, archived)
# if you can't laugh at something terrible,
then you'd cry.

I'm crying.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:26, archived)
# And masturbating?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:26, archived)
# that's over the line
but funny
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:27, archived)
# Is your computer set to
"Instantly reply to Baz"? I think you need to restart:)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:36, archived)
#
yes
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:27, archived)
# PROVE IT!
*streches neck to try and see*
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:35, archived)
# mister whippy....
pisses off just when you manage to scrounge fifty pee......
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:27, archived)
# v. intellectual woo
tj: and with that i did you adieu

night night
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:29, archived)
# .
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:04, archived)
# i'm off home


ttfn xxx
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:24, archived)
# Goodnight Lady delirium from
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:25, archived)
# looks like he's got a diabetic foot,
but that's just my opinion.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:34, archived)
# wow!
you don't live here then?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:25, archived)
# Good Night
And sweet dreams!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:26, archived)
# niiiight niiiiiight
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:26, archived)
# woooooo 1000th post threadwaste
no image as such but here meet my friends






(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:17, archived)
# woo
random
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:18, archived)
# i cant see what that is, as i turned images off
but please tell me its loads of photos of mannaquins wearing a variety of hats....
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:18, archived)
# nope sorry
a kid licking a cat
a weird robot thing
berry gourdy
pinhead
and two of my werid friends
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:20, archived)
# Congratulations
I foresee the imminent loss of your job, friends, home and spouse. You're b3tan!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:18, archived)
# just like baz
(remember your 'friends')
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:19, archived)
# if you are mean to baz much more,
i will knock your teeth in.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:21, archived)
# with what
exactly?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:22, archived)
# windolene.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:24, archived)
# You like windolene don't you?!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:28, archived)
# who doesn't?
?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:34, archived)
# Steady on old chap.
He's really not worth chafing your knuckles over. I'm more than equal to this young ruffian.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:23, archived)
# guards up
what have you, sir?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:23, archived)
# that gourd is definitely a repost.
I have it in my gourd storage unit.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:19, archived)
# they're all reposts
*embaressed face*
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:20, archived)
# Congrats
on your 1000th post!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:20, archived)
# ta
:)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:21, archived)
# class
woo you!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:20, archived)
# woooooo....
errrr...o.k.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:21, archived)
# thats the reaction i wanted
*note to all* i do actually know those 2 unshopped ones in the middle
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:24, archived)
# yay!
welldone
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:23, archived)
# Not nearly enough
kittens 'round here tonight

(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:13, archived)
# monkey
s
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:14, archived)
# that kitten
looks strange
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:15, archived)
# nonononono
STONED
not
STRANGE
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:15, archived)
# grreat profile bty
;)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:16, archived)
# thank you
short, sweet, and to the point

i need to edit that
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:17, archived)
# pics
are always a good start

(unless your face has a habit of breaking cameras)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:18, archived)
# Uh-oh
he's identified you as a girl, and now he's making a move! And what a smooth move, too!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:19, archived)
# smooth, yes
but sadly, i'm taken

(you were on a roll too, nice try!)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:20, archived)
# ignore him
he follows me around, and i cant get rid of him

i think he's gay
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:20, archived)
# Erm.
Were all gay here!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:21, archived)
# only you
only you
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:22, archived)
# How sweet of you
to sing to Baz like that!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:53, archived)
# okay
now i'm just confused
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:22, archived)
# nevermind
(moves on)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:23, archived)
# gaah
he looks stoned
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:15, archived)
# Eeeep!
Quick! Feed it!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:15, archived)
# a kitten?
you think?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:18, archived)
# That's
great.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:03, archived)
# stupid cat
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:10, archived)
# lol
i can do that...woo
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:11, archived)
# woooooooooooooooooo
he smoked too much cannabis
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:11, archived)
# THAT'S THE BASTARD!
That's the bastard who stole my phone when I was in Oxford visiting my brother!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:12, archived)
# no
that was baz
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:12, archived)
# what is it
that you have against baz?

You filthy little dog sucker.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:13, archived)
# a gun
!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:13, archived)
# not your phone.
in fact, that's the only thing he didn't steal. He just nicked the whole town and put it on a hidden place. Only the phone fell out.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:13, archived)
# what a
bastard.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:15, archived)
# fah
pettycrime
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:16, archived)
# yeah
i wondered where oxford had gone
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:17, archived)
# ha ha
me brother does that sometimes
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:12, archived)
# sleepytime
im offf


(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:14, archived)
# hehe
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:14, archived)
# What a cool
party trick!

Loverly kitter!!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:13, archived)
# in my considered opinion....
that animal has just had a stroke.(by baz)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:15, archived)
# The smart money
was on an OBE for Liam



(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:00, archived)
# oh yuck!
that's foul! hehehe
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:00, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:01, archived)
# hmmm puzzling
.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:08, archived)
# definitely.
flemish is fun ;)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:12, archived)
# no
homosexuals have a place in society
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:01, archived)
# aaaaaah
thats john lennon


you fuck
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:02, archived)
# You'd better run
and hide your ass!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:02, archived)
# i only have a mule
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:09, archived)
# cloned
?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:12, archived)
# damn!
i always forget.

(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:17, archived)
# Oh I dunno
I think some do.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:02, archived)
# reinterpret that
:p
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:03, archived)
# in the aids clinic
!!!!!!!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:03, archived)
# what about
bisexuals?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:05, archived)
# or
grannies
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:05, archived)
# They're less polluting than cars.
And also good exercise.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:05, archived)
# i've got a
skoda
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:07, archived)
# Have you dear?
That's nice.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:08, archived)
# i'd get that seen to
if i were you.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:08, archived)
# evey 20,000 miles actually...
its a V.W. really but we don't like to let on.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:11, archived)
# I'm not surprised
Still, just take the usual precautions and I'm sure you'll be fine.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:12, archived)
# doh!
bloody skoda jokes.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:16, archived)
# They show up
on radar.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:20, archived)
# hee hee
that reminded me of my homophobic friend.........heh heh. Nearly got in a fight while travelling. he met up with the gay and lesbian association of america. Hahaha....
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:04, archived)
# i once asked
an american if i could bum a fag

BIIIIGGG mistake

(i only wanted a cigarrete)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:06, archived)
# burn a flag?
anyway
I need a cigarette. my tobacco's off
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:06, archived)
# bum a fag
as in borrow a cigarette
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:07, archived)
# you were intending
to return it after use?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:07, archived)
# One of the many items
I wouldn't want returned after being 'borrowed.'
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:09, archived)
# a fag
definitely not :E
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:10, archived)
# I agree
sloppy seconds are the worst!

;)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:24, archived)
# I could guess that.
But americans don't like their flags burned either. 100% fact.


besides, in english slang, any word can mean anything. If I want to speak a console, I'd probably get a cigarette.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:08, archived)
# *hands over a cig*
lets go and burn a flag.

"its just like hypnotizing chickens"
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:10, archived)
# yeah
and it sounds a bit like 'willy'.

cheers for the ciggie. I can feel the nicotine flow.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:10, archived)
# really
im more into cow tipping
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:11, archived)
# hear hear
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:11, archived)
# smell smell
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:12, archived)
# i like punching donkeys in the face.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:13, archived)
# who
doesn't?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:14, archived)
# hee hee
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:14, archived)
# Are you saying you like
fisting in the ass?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:15, archived)
# no baz
thats just you
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:15, archived)
# heyheyhey
no fistfights aftermidnight

or assfights for that matter...
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:16, archived)
# It was a humourous play on words, or "pun".
Let me explain: "fisting" could be taken as an alternative for punching, and "ass" for donkey. Hence we arrive, by a somewhat convoluted route, at "fisting in the ass", which as we all know, has entirely different connotations.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:17, archived)
# im a hardcore donkey puncher.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:19, archived)
# I figured you were
'fisting' your donkey.

(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:26, archived)
# About how much
is polite to tip a cow these days? 15%?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:25, archived)
# ha ha
my friend met up with them at a McDonalds. Apparently one of them wanted to 'see him' in the men's restroom.

He ran out of the McDonalds right into the street. Heh heh...
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:07, archived)
#
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:07, archived)
# *snort*
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:09, archived)
# and
whats that got to do with anything?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:09, archived)
# That grapes my squildo!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:01, archived)
# anything..
for a bloody knighthood.....i would...
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:02, archived)
# its always G aytime
with a capital G

(to be more politically correct, Gaytime has now become men-in-dresses-prancing-around-like-pretty-ladies-time
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:09, archived)
# thats sir elton john that is!
strewth!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:09, archived)
# Here it is
Girth Mark 1


Ragamuffin coming soon...

specifications:
Weight: 2046 pounds
Height: 1.4 meters
length: 1.9 meters (no tail)
special powers: -Ability to talk
-can eat many types of metal to regain mass
-ability to see through wooden doors

(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:58, archived)
# wooo
though those were in fashion, like, so yesterday
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:58, archived)
# wooooo
fat kitty

/edit fast kitty
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:59, archived)
# Yes
He is fast, fat, and deadly.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:00, archived)
# yay wwwwwwwwwwwehhbsadhnfjdfbgunfa[dsnvjhsdf
im not completely insane


(surgeon's general warning: above statement may be false according to the belief of the general public and or including blode and the giant bee)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:00, archived)
# you joel veitch?
eh?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:00, archived)
# joel veitch
is a god to me
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:01, archived)
# hunting = joel?
methinks perhaps
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:02, archived)
# Nope
this is him.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:08, archived)
# if i was joel veitch
then i would be joel veitch

the lazy bastard i used to idolize but has been really fucking slow at making another episode of blode, or anything else
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:03, archived)
# but no
im just god
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:03, archived)
# yeah
i bought a blode hoody for my sister
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:03, archived)
# I think he's been busy
doing stuff like that and getting paid for it. Lucky bugger.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:05, archived)
# the fattest cat that ever lived
came from just up the road from me


100% fact
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:00, archived)
# did you feed it cheese?
by any chance?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:03, archived)
# dont be silly i fed that to the mice
they were eaten by the cat
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:08, archived)
# does it have a....(wait for it)...
a cat converter? (!)
(sorry)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:01, archived)
# ok, i gotta do a threadwaste to mark my return to the board again.
fave songs, go:

mod edit:
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:49, archived)
# i hate threadwasting by neeble and co
?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:49, archived)
# oh piss off back to dayshift.
this is my time now.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:50, archived)
# touchy
tonight
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:51, archived)
# was only kidding.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:51, archived)
# zip
zip
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:51, archived)
# says
the double threadwaster
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:51, archived)
# stop
threadwasting
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:52, archived)
# what.
?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:52, archived)
# s t o p
t h r e a d w a s t i n g
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:53, archived)
# come
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:54, archived)
# didn't work
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:55, archived)
# ;)
:D
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:55, archived)
# not gonna get us
with your granny porn
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:55, archived)
# try pulling it harder.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:56, archived)
# NNNNGGGGGHHHHHHHH
wont budge
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:56, archived)
# funny fact
you guys would even ignore the funny links I post, just not to end up with grandma porn :)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:58, archived)
# grrrrrrr
you and your granny porn
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:59, archived)
# yay
you clicked it :D


keep trying it will show a different site each time, randomly chosen from a list
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:00, archived)
# funnily enough
thats the exact opposite of what the doctor told me
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:57, archived)
# i just came
into a sock.

Now I am wearing the sock.

The sock is warm.

I am smiling.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:57, archived)
# That could become
haiku with a little work
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:58, archived)
# we had a spell of making haikus
a few weeks back
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:59, archived)
#
I just came into a sock.
Now I'm wearing it.
Sock warm, me smiling.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:00, archived)
# not a haiku
into sock i came
i place on foot for this time
warm feelings diffuse
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:06, archived)
# Anyone remember that site
where you submit haikus and then it makes random ones by picking different lines?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:02, archived)
# i was wearing a sock, but i used it improperly
heehee
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:58, archived)
# I'll bet it's
a bit squishy inside your sock.

eew.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:04, archived)
# Funny
you should say that...
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:56, archived)
# threadwasting U.S.A
doo doo doo dooo dooooooo
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:50, archived)
# oh comely by neutral milk hotel
(i'm rapidly approaching my 1000th post)

edit: oh or eternal life by jeff buckley
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:50, archived)
# jeff buckly.
good choice.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:51, archived)
# just for the record
some of us CAN resist a repost :D
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:52, archived)
# ooh go on.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:53, archived)
# i can resist anything except temptation
- oscar wilde
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:55, archived)
# "I can resist anything except young boys arses"
-Gary Glitter.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:57, archived)
# "i can resist anything except gravity"
- fat people
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:59, archived)
# Fat people are funny.
The way they wobble - hehehehe!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:00, archived)
# pigs they tend to wobble when they walk
spot the lyric i changed subtly.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:02, archived)
# "oh, and cake"
-some other fat people
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:01, archived)
# "I love you like a fat kid love cake"
-My favorite lyrics from 50cent.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:05, archived)
# so
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:56, archived)
# hey thats sacriledge
although he was an odd looking bloke
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:58, archived)
# no he wasnt
he was bloody gorgeous
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:59, archived)
# have you seen
live in chicago.... he was odd looking
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:01, archived)
# he was beautiful in every way
shape and form
lalalala not listening to you lalalala
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:02, archived)
# lol
you sound like my friend amy
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:03, archived)
# haha.
I knew you'd give in.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:58, archived)
# first ever repost
and i feel dirty so i shall never do it again
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:59, archived)
# Repeat after me:
Fucking threadwasters.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:50, archived)
# Holy Fucking Threadwasters Batman!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:52, archived)
# im gonna dedicate this threadwaste to weebl
little donkey. lovely donkey
gonna sex you up

little donkey, i cant have you
chris has made that very clear



a vagina, big vagina
thing you cant understand
laaadee ddeee dum
to you
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:52, archived)
# You forgot
potato!!!!

potato, potato, potato!!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:55, archived)
# fuckin thread wasters....
fuckin thread wasters,fuckin thread wasters.........ect.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:53, archived)
# Can someone PLEASE mod-beautify?
they mod-edited meeeee
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:54, archived)
# That one with Kylie's arse in it.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:51, archived)
# I'm sure there was something here just now.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:56, archived)
# i deleted it
sorry
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:57, archived)
# Arsebadger!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:59, archived)
# Pain In Progress ~ Publicide:)
*Pulls nose from arse*

Overrated ~ Allister
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:51, archived)
# mwahah!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:53, archived)
# but also!


Favourite Band

Now:
Tied between SolaBeat Alliance and Schism

Of All Time: Blink 182

Favourite Album

Now:
Cornerstone Demos

Of All Time: MSG ~ Live in Tokyo
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:01, archived)
# Oooh
Carpe Diem by Will Haven
Crazy Man Michael by Fairport Convention
Safe as Milk by Captain Beefheart
When I get to the border by Richard Thompson

that's enough for now
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:52, archived)
# looon
good choice... i havent listen to will haven in yonks
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:54, archived)
# Will Haven
not to be confused with Haven, are the heaviest band in ages. My favourite metal band. The others are two folk tracks and a weird rock track.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:56, archived)
# someone mod-edit!
they mod-edited me for a threadwaste!!!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:52, archived)
# they would, but they fear me.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:53, archived)
# Heh
they only fear yer fat arse
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:10, archived)
# shush
it was a mod-beautification, not an edit

he said it with flowers
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:53, archived)
# i must admit
it is prettier
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:54, archived)
# it takes time to draw a flower you know!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:54, archived)
# I just listened to Lo Boob Oscillator
You were right! :-)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:56, archived)
# blimeh
you are on a roll
woo!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:00, archived)
# TWATY FACE!!!


Hang on...You can edit this to say really nice things and make it look like I'm being nice to you:(

NOT FAIR!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:03, archived)
# i could but i don't
i'm actually very arsey about what posts i edit- i get complexes about it and stuff. my psychiatrist advises me to stab more
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:06, archived)
# You're just a really nice gay
GUY!!!


GAY GUY!!!....NO!!! GUY GAY GUY GAY...GUY

NICE GUY!!!...

(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:09, archived)
# ah
thats pretty.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:59, archived)
# But a little freaky
when your post is edited:)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:03, archived)
# hehehe


anyone get it?


if you do, i commend you!

:)

/hint not norks and grannies
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:42, archived)
# norks
and grannies?

ew

www.geileoma.nl oh yes nsfw
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:43, archived)
# NO
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:43, archived)
# apparently
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:44, archived)
# you dont get it
aw
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:44, archived)
# You fuck.
Now I'll never get an erection again.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:44, archived)
# if that means
this one is staying for ever,

i'm in serious trouble
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:45, archived)
# that includes the word
grandma in dutch, thus i am not clicking it.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:45, archived)
# :p
and geil == horny
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:47, archived)
# oh, if i'd have known that,
i'd have clicked on it earlier!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:48, archived)
# you still can
.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:50, archived)
# i have.
phwoar.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:52, archived)
# I have as
in the completed sense of I would?


nooooooooooooooooooo
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:53, archived)
# yes.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:54, archived)
# been on that site...
sick granny shit.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:45, archived)
# "sick granny shit"
Now that *does* sound "specialist".
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:46, archived)
# very specialist....
the reason old men need viagra.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:48, archived)
# yes
you'd definately enjoy it
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:49, archived)
# don't ever post that link again
ever
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:45, archived)
# ok
another (random) link*


* no warranty at all>
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:47, archived)
# Then why is it purple? Eh?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:48, archived)
# the 'old' question
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:48, archived)
# it was randomly
chosen from my history



and with this quote i'm going into history forever
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:49, archived)
# not this time!
I'm aware and careful now
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:48, archived)
# somehow
some day


you'll click it again.*


99% fact
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:49, archived)
# blurp
I'll try to avoid that...
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:49, archived)
# php
include is a wondrous thing.

ANY page can become geileoma.nl
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:50, archived)
# May I refer you to
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:59, archived)
# *Chuckles*
I get it.

:)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:44, archived)
# you do?
really?

/edit i didnt go to the link, what is it, my mom is sitting near me

(i take its granny norks
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:45, archived)
# geile oma
== horny grandma
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:46, archived)
# sadly
yes... whats the punage btw?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:47, archived)
# nooks and crannies, and the english muffin
get it still, its not that funny at all, but amusing
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:48, archived)
# I remember those old
English Muffin commercials, tis why I get the piccy.

Nice job btw. :)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:51, archived)
# yay
im not completely insane


(surgeon's general warning: above statement may be false according to the belief of the general public and or including blode and the giant bee)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:56, archived)
# Sanity judgements shall
only be made by licensed professionals. ;)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:59, archived)
# something to do with
fisting?

i think i'm waaaay off
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:44, archived)
# nope
just a pervert :)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:45, archived)
# i get it!!!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:46, archived)
# well,
I've read Terry Brooks, but I have no idea what this pic is about
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:46, archived)
# terry brooks?
your baaaaarrrrrrred!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:47, archived)
# Nice to see
Abu Hamza al-Masri in gainful employment.

Yup, I get it, Woo!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:47, archived)
# ..
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:40, archived)
# Thankyou
for a picture! And a good one too
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:40, archived)
# Ahhh....
...i feel better now i have seen a funny pic..

BUT I DEMAND MORE!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:40, archived)
# hummas has been
very low lately
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:44, archived)
# somehow
that smiley is the best donation icon ever.
it relativates every post
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:46, archived)
# How handeh!
I want one to follow me around at night
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:41, archived)
# hooray for Pippy
and his lumescent moggy
yay!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:41, archived)
# I snorted when I saw that
then again, I also snort when I see my sister.

she has a lightbulb in her nose
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:41, archived)
# arf
loon
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:41, archived)
# Splendid!
Top-hole, old bean!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:41, archived)
# i needed that
thank you very much
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:42, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:43, archived)
# is his name...
sparky?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:43, archived)
# what a bright idea:)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:05, archived)

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