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Oh come on, it was asking for it...

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AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:20, archived)

I dont know what you mean !

;)

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:21, archived)

Officer.

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AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:25, archived)

Idling

before takeoff?

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Artamnesia, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:40, archived)

Yeah...

Just have to slip it into neutral. 4-cyls autos always vibrate like buggery when they're idling in drive.

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Ratsta, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 5:02, archived)

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:19, archived)

I have a friend with one green and one blue eye

She's hot, but not quite as hot as her. Woo, sir!

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Or is it?, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:22, archived)

Meeeooow!!!

I am wanking as I write this ;)

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DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:23, archived)

fucking hell

i so would.

edit: hd, do you have a gallery? if you did it would be the bestest thing on the web EVER.

and did you base the above pic on my ex-girlfriend, by any chance?

(martian, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:28, archived)

hehe... she that nice then ?

I am in the process of sorting out a permanent home for me pics...

they are homeless :o(

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:37, archived)

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wayward., Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:13, archived)

HOLY JEBUS!

What the fuck is that!
KILL IT! KILL IT! etc...

it's very woo though!

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DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:15, archived)

threadjack

night all :)

(Ironic Ferret, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:15, archived)

nitey

nite

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:20, archived)

is he taking the top of to get in

or is he putting it back on after getting out?
and woo!

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Or is it?, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:15, archived)

he drank it

and he's waiting expectantly to see what he's going to turn in to.
and yes, it is woo!

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zog why change it now?, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:18, archived)

He he, that's great.

Nurse, 10cc's of adrenochrome - STAT.

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AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:17, archived)

hey wait!

does andrenochrome really exist?
I thought hunter s. thompson made it up for the sake of weirdness in fear and loathing in las vegas.

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zog why change it now?, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:19, archived)

yes

for many years. Anthony Burgess used it for the basis of his made up slang word "Drencrom" in A Clockwork orange
/lit geek

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Or is it?, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:24, archived)

and of course

campag velocet...

(martian, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:29, archived)

It does exist,

I did a search for it a while ago, for pure research reasons of course *ahem* and was directed to a chemicals company who sell it over the internet. From what I read though, HST's description of it's effects was a little off - try a feeling of pure atavistic fear, primal stuff...

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AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:24, archived)

yes, I just did some reading on it right now..

doesn't sound too great.
this "DMT" sounds interesting though...

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zog why change it now?, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:28, archived)

isn't that what they use

to kill wasps?

(martian, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:29, archived)

Read Electric Kool Aid Acid Test -Tom Wolfe

Apparently Timothy Leary gave some to one of the merry pranksters, who then saw the universe shatter into a million shards right in front of his eyes. He never found how to put it back together and spent the next few years as a walking husk. Stick to peyote and salvia divinorum - both legal in the UK.

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AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:37, archived)

Timothy Leary's dead.

no, no, no, no, he's outside looking in...

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Or is it?, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:38, archived)

are you sure the search didin't say

altavistic fear?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 6:56, archived)

aww

he's cute.

(norumbegan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:19, archived)

a w w w ....

luuurvely

most woo

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:20, archived)

hope this isn't too big...

I've not quite got the hang of this animation malarky yet.

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DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:13, archived)

penguins

always equal woo.

(norumbegan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:19, archived)

hazzah!

always knew it was a front...

(martian, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:30, archived)

The TRUTH !

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:44, archived)

Morning...

And more than a bit of a nod to HD ; )

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AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:02, archived)

woo

shoe perb

and goood mor nin

:)

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:04, archived)

I may now

well have nightmares
oh yes
on this fine fluffy morning
you have the
audacity to post something like that, a
yak would know better

(kryptik, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:05, archived)

Mornin'

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DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:08, archived)

oh god yes, i would

(i have a thing for redheads, you know)
plus with a mouth like that...

but uhh not for a couple of years uhh until she's old enough, uhh... gottagobeforethecopsgetme
edit - post 4444

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Or is it?, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:09, archived)

waving a stick

in the channel tunnel
surely?
[the mouth, I mean]

(kryptik, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:10, archived)

well maybe for some

/me included
but just think about the size of the tongue thats in there. i refuse to believe that that large a mouth could hide a tiny tongue

oh and Woo Yay to the pic

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Or is it?, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:12, archived)

whoa

holy god its my demon cousin

(Go Team Turnip, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 5:34, archived)

This really is

very special. I keep scrolling down to look at it again. woo and yay to you.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 6:30, archived)

I'm going to be greedy

and take a whole thread to say I'm orf...
since I keep closing the bloody window instead of refreshing, I think it's time to go

repost alert

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pie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:46, archived)

night

don't worry about the threadwastage

(Ironic Ferret, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:47, archived)

nite

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:51, archived)

I like that

And I'm going to bed too. Up again in 4 hours, and once again I've failed to get my work done

(kryptik, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:53, archived)

nitey

nite

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:53, archived)

You are lovely

And your shopping skills are second to none.
Did you notice you crossed the 10,000 post mark?
Oh, and you b3ta Birthday is fast approaching.
nite nite

(kryptik, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:55, archived)

yup did the ol' 10k last night on here...

lots of sausage rolls, jelly and ice cream

woo !

soon 1 year !

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:59, archived)

Missed that

I'm trying to quit b3ta for at least a week (or two) - need to do uni work
Damn you, work that must be done on a computer and 10MB connection!

(kryptik, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:03, archived)

quit ?

is that possible without sedatives ?

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:06, archived)

Two 1500 word essays, and two practical reports

are just the thing I need to take my mind off b3ta. Maybe.

(kryptik, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:07, archived)

I have to lock meself in the cupboard ...

otherwise I can stop

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:10, archived)

its the other way around, methinks

ah the joys of b3ta during final exams

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Or is it?, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:13, archived)

Night all

I'm off too. And if anybody asks....

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:03, archived)

nite

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:06, archived)

hog? dorse?

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:46, archived)

that

seems to work, somehow... yay

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pie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:46, archived)

woos and yays

for youu

(Ironic Ferret, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:47, archived)

FP! I hope

:-)

(Smudger, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:50, archived)

Hello, Nightshift!

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Or is it?, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:37, archived)

love lifts us up

where we belong.

night, i'm off.

(martian, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:37, archived)

night

bring greetings of peace back to your home planet...

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pie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:38, archived)

night!

(Ironic Ferret, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:39, archived)

its much nicer here at night

those day-shifters...so rude :(

(Ironic Ferret, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:38, archived)

also much gayer

by almost 50%, its been verified

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Or is it?, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:45, archived)

i for one

am 50% gayer at night.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:46, archived)

you still haven't bummed a man though

have you?

(martian, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:34, archived)

hurry up.

picturepicturepicturepicture

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:39, archived)

love the new name hehehe

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Or is it?, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:45, archived)

WHERE'S THE FUCKING PICTURE?

I was promised a picture.

*hops from one foot to the other*

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:47, archived)

its right up there

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Or is it?, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:53, archived)

And it's

down right scary!

(Fellmeister, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:55, archived)

I had one of those fruits the other day

made me tummy ache

Dragon fruit I think its called

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:07, archived)

Woo!

Yay!

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EvS, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:41, archived)

*taps foot*

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pie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:42, archived)

oi oi

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:42, archived)

Big man or tiny hat

you decide

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wayward., Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:43, archived)

hmmm

the man looks like a semi-smug bastard

but i like the hat

(Ironic Ferret, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:44, archived)

your

mum.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:44, archived)

*DING*

Time's up

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wayward., Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:52, archived)

Fuck me I didn't even need to shop that

See?
Sorry, I'm just playing on getty.

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wayward., Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:54, archived)

Me and two of my minions

I'm sorry - I haven't had enough sleep lately.

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pie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:34, archived)

thats alright

i like em

i need minions...

(Ironic Ferret, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:34, archived)

it's pretty slow-going

I need a lot more before I can implement my plan to take over the world... it's the depressed economy, I tell you

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pie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:35, archived)

no worries

as soon as i can find minions, i'll be up and runnin if you need a hand

(Ironic Ferret, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:37, archived)

Hey!

I'm the only one around here allowed to have minions.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:35, archived)

also,

i would.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:35, archived)

also,

spot the extreme gamer

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:36, archived)

holy crap

suspended animation?

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pie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:37, archived)

Went

To France

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wayward., Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:38, archived)

Real?

No helicopter or shark
But I like.

(kryptik, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:38, archived)

Good lord

that is....special...

(Ironic Ferret, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:38, archived)

In the same directory

I found this
Oh, and some fairly badly shopped phtos of Britney & J-Lo nude

(kryptik, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:49, archived)

Badly shopped?

I thought they were rather well done, myself!

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Ratsta, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 4:55, archived)

I would too.

But not at the same time.

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EvS, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:36, archived)

minions like small onions ?

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:42, archived)

no, those are

sminions

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pie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:42, archived)

minion rings

are not what you might expect.

Then again, they probably are.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:44, archived)

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:33, archived)

woo

do i feel a bandwagon coming on?

(Ironic Ferret, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:34, archived)

oh fucking christ-cock

i hope not

(martian, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:38, archived)

yay

for dog-planes

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pie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:34, archived)

woo ha

good... great

(yepp, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:36, archived)

Easy mate...... nice an' easy....

BTW, morning all...

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:32, archived)

AAAH

thats a dwarf hamster!!! i have one!!! she has three legs since her mum bit one off and her name is tripod!! SHE'S SO DAMN CUTE....

(Ironic Ferret, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:33, archived)

Tripod...!

LOL!

Never had a hamster. More of a gerbil man myself...

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:35, archived)

yep

she's the most pathetic excuse for a living thing you have ever seen in your entire life--and she's mine! raahahaha...

(Ironic Ferret, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:36, archived)

My first gerbil only had half a tail

and kept biting me, miserable sod.

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:38, archived)

haahaa

woo for pathetic rodents

(Ironic Ferret, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:39, archived)

I used to work in a pet shop

and I discovered that 99% of all hamsters are cunts.

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wayward., Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:40, archived)

Tell her

to sort out her image hosting

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wayward., Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:37, archived)

groan

(Ironic Ferret, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:40, archived)

*bangs head on desk*

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:40, archived)

he's lookin at him to for directions...

nin

mor

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:34, archived)

awww

nice to see hamsters and guinea pigs gainfully employed

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pie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:34, archived)

It's the Bez

of the hamster world.

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wayward., Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:35, archived)

*snigger*

(Ironic Ferret, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:35, archived)

headswap!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:32, archived)

looks better lol

woo

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:34, archived)

ahaha

yayyyy

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pie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:36, archived)

Sorrier

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EvS, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:31, archived)

Hehehe

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wayward., Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:31, archived)

hahahahahaha

is it real?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:32, archived)

snicker

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pie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:32, archived)

hahahahahahahha

tis the best so far

(Ironic Ferret, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:32, archived)

hehe

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:32, archived)

hehe...

I like these...
I'm in the middle of potatochopping something at the moment and I'm such a mong it takes me hours and hours.... the bandwagon will have left by the time I'm ready!
/:¬(

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DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:38, archived)

Sorry

HitlerHamster, caught in a dense fog while on a bombing misson, came under fire from enemy spitfires.

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cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:23, archived)

lol!

sorry just remembered what you said about putting hitler on everything...heh heh...

(Ironic Ferret, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:24, archived)

are we

in a hittler mode today?

(goldkear, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:24, archived)

I'm

always in hitler mode. His face works on anything.

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cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:25, archived)

except michael jackson

he's evil enough as-is

(Ironic Ferret, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:25, archived)

except,rather ironically

his own body...

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jme, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:26, archived)

Are the enemy

spitfires weeing?

(Fellmeister, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:24, archived)

spakkeriffic!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:25, archived)

(lisareileygettingbummedbyahorse, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:26, archived)

your name

is the most frightening thing i have ever read.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:30, archived)

Well

I'm going to bed.

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cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:29, archived)

'night

(Ironic Ferret, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:30, archived)

naughty piggy wiggy.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:17, archived)

beleive him...

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jme, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:18, archived)

lol!

I can see it in the eyes..... sorta in paradise

(yepp, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:21, archived)

needs some arm movement and eye bulging heh

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pie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:22, archived)

i'm in too much of a spaccy mood

to get beyong adding a spong and a stupid comment.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:23, archived)

well it's implied

so it's very woo anyway....

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pie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:29, archived)

hahahaha....

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:27, archived)

It was at that moment that Mr. Fuzzums realized that he should have listened to the other hamsters at the pet shop...

...when they told him the rumors of the devil-child pet-murderer called 'dean'

(Ironic Ferret, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:16, archived)

hahaha!

That's excellent! that look on his face is priceless...

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pie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:20, archived)

thank you

poor little bugger

(Ironic Ferret, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:21, archived)

lol

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:26, archived)

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:13, archived)

eep!

(martian, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:17, archived)

freaky kid

you got there....

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jme, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:17, archived)

ack

someone kill it!!
EDIT/ Her tongue's yellow...

(Ironic Ferret, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:18, archived)

stop that

you're giving me nightmares

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pie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:20, archived)

How do

you get your inspiration?

(Fellmeister, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:23, archived)

beer, wines and spirits...

had a bit too much tequila last night ...

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:26, archived)

Sometimes

tis the stuff of nightmares...

(Fellmeister, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:28, archived)

hmmm... this is a good pic to play with

(yepp, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:58, archived)

hee hee

me likey

(Ironic Ferret, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:58, archived)

yay!

piggie wiggie!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:59, archived)

I am having

evil thoughts about that guinea pig...

something involving rapidly-spinning rotor blades

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pie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:08, archived)

Fuck me up the ass.
I'm a slut and i need looking after.

(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:11, archived)

I bet you say that to Richard

all the time

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wayward., Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:13, archived)

it's a good

pet to play with.

(martian, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:13, archived)

mornin :o)

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:56, archived)

gaah!

that is freaky

(Ironic Ferret, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:57, archived)

For some reason

that makes me hungry

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cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:58, archived)

its a baby cylon

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:58, archived)

Wherever you go in the room

the eye seems to follow you...

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:58, archived)

You're right

it is:)

And now I'm off bed!

I typed all of that without looking at my keyboard once! aint i da kleva 1!!! LOL

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:59, archived)

nite

nite

:)

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:00, archived)

nighty night

you.

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:03, archived)

Welcome to my life.

Which is sad.

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:05, archived)

HOLY!

wot did you do to it?

eeeghads!

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:59, archived)

wargh!

it's kitt and michael's lovechild!

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spacefish bong!, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:00, archived)

bwahahahahahahaaa!

Nice image...

(Fellmeister, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:18, archived)

tooo Freeeeky!

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DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:05, archived)

haaaaaa

i always knew that bastard was evil

(Ironic Ferret, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:07, archived)

eep

that is all

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pie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 3:09, archived)

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