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here's some tourette's fun:

A good friend of mine and recent lurker here made a little toy. you can log in, put in a list of words (1 per line), and it searches the net via google's "I'm feeling lucky" button. of course the first thing I did was put the b3ta tourrette's list into it. You get the weirdest random sites, or google gets upset because it can't find any pages with frogsodomy on it.
so make this: http://dope.de/redirect/?uid=zog your browser startpage or something. heh heh.

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zog why change it now?, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 16:45, archived)

ok, maybe that was too complicated for everybody.

just click on this a bunch of times and know you're surfing the b3ta tourette's list.

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zog why change it now?, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:19, archived)

ambushed...

the truth is out!

Watch the movie - leave it to load!
Could anyone with decent sound editing stuff do a soundtrack?

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 16:43, archived)

pretty poor taste

doncha think?

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mikeisbrill, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 16:49, archived)

for real?

well yeah!
i had the car full of popidols and the tyre theivery on the boil anyway...the driver just came along at the last minute!
i'll alter it y'reckon it's a bit to strong...?

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 16:55, archived)

i think it would be funnier if it was more subtle

like its a funny idea but the way its shown is a bit sickish, if it was less blatant it might be funnier. just my opinion though, i'm pretty dumb so you might wanna ignore it.

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mikeisbrill, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:02, archived)

leave it!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:03, archived)

oy oy!

Well, I think I might be too scared to re-read everything I typed last night!! Hmmm

(Nacho, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:05, archived)

I was too scared to read all of it

( or too 'not-arsed-due-to-laziness' )

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:09, archived)

Hmmm yes.

Went to bed eventually at about 2:00 this afternoon. On the sofa, or rather about 1/3 of the sofa. Then up again at 5:00. Something tells me I might not make it to the pub tonight. Even the offy is a mission but am getting to the point of needing something stronger than tea

(Nacho, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:13, archived)

I went out for beer earlier.

seems like that was a bad idea.
now i've got to get more.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:15, archived)

I walked the kitchen and made 4 cups of tea earlier.

That's about as much energy as I've exerted so far.

(Nacho, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:21, archived)

Hello everyone

did I miss a good night then?

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Wifey, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:26, archived)

Well, I only stayed in with a small selection of friends

but it was a quality night. Still feel reasonable, but a bit vacant. What did you and Nicey get up to?

(Nacho, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:28, archived)

bed early..

for me anyway. Might be more adventurous tonight and stay up past 10pm..

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Wifey, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:37, archived)

could give it a go

but i have no idea what the track in question is

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rockyrobin, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:06, archived)

cheesy

voice overs and effects...bg music

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:24, archived)

yeah whats that evergreen

thing never heard of it

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rockyrobin, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:27, archived)

right im on the case

but may take a while

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rockyrobin, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:38, archived)

christ on a bike!

guess whos coming to a cheesy nightclub near you?

why timmy, why?

(jazzpotato, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 16:20, archived)

is he a good DJ?

or is he becoming a bouncer? that I'd like to see.
zany twat.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 16:36, archived)

Tortoise-shell spectacle

wearing squeaky bouncy hammer wielding tit.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 16:38, archived)

woo

beered for the night?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 16:45, archived)

think im going to

save all my piss up in bottles especially.

(jazzpotato, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:05, archived)

Fucksticks

I've heard he's coming to birmingham in June. He's touring Brannigan's isn't he?

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Craymen, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:23, archived)

woo

my sister went on wacaday, I gota go to the studio!1, fucking surreal as a kid..

(minoltion, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:22, archived)

Top day out

I have just registered for a test drive day at Brands Hatch courtesy of Toyota.

I wish I could do Woo Yay pic to celebrate.

Hoopla!

(Pickled_Herring, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 16:18, archived)

Here,

Have one of mine...

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 16:20, archived)

ooh a pickledherring

hello!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 16:27, archived)

perhaps we should form clans

the pickled clan, the bucket clan, the fish clan...

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spacefish bong!, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:33, archived)

this is great.

www.amd.co.at/video/pong.swf

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mikeisbrill, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 16:12, archived)

The Doctor Who

phone calls from radio fours dead ringerswww.bbc.co.uk/cult/doctorwho/deadringers/
Worth a listen.

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CJ, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 16:08, archived)

sat night mini challenge?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 15:58, archived)

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mikeisbrill, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 16:06, archived)

hehehe!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 16:18, archived)

Arf

and woo. that's fucking ace. giggling and giggling over here. still giggling now. woo.

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crab_bloke), Sat 27 Apr 2002, 16:24, archived)

I would

if I wasn't sat in the computer room!

(witchy_at_work_but_not_on_his_pc, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 16:14, archived)

i wish that was my bedroom.

ooh

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 16:26, archived)

That's only half of it.....

there's another 5 machines to the right! All mine (that's the royal 'mine' of course) and mostly switched off 'cos the aircon's fucksocked.

(witchy_not_logged_in, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 16:28, archived)

couldn't pinch one could you?

they'd never know.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 16:51, archived)

hehe

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witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:04, archived)

giant woman seems to be walking past the window

(minoltion, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:26, archived)

you wanna see the one at

the other side - it's a bloody great big finger.....*this* big! Would go nicely with the nose in a sort of photoshop accident :)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 19:01, archived)

he's smiling!

bless 'im

(IsDelicious, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 16:27, archived)

Hahahah

monkeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 16:28, archived)

Superb!

A Woo and a Yay to you!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 16:39, archived)

Breel?

Anyone seen Breel? I was expecting a call from him about an earsock summit this afternoon- don't want to phone him at home in case he's in bed, looks like he was up pretty late last night. Anyone got his moby so i can text him?

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crab_bloke), Sat 27 Apr 2002, 15:25, archived)

if you stayedup later than mr breel,

surely he'll be pleased to hear from you, and be glad you woke him up... go on, ring him at home!!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 15:44, archived)

Ooh I dunno

I hate the phone ringing if I'm nursing a horrid hangover. Totally does my head in. I'd feel guilty inflicting that on him.

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crab_bloke), Sat 27 Apr 2002, 15:51, archived)

Oh, Vulga

sorry to hear about the unpleasantness. sounds like it'll work out though. Also apologies for complaining about going to bed at dawn- I should have been in bed myself. Great tunes. Woo.

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crab_bloke), Sat 27 Apr 2002, 15:55, archived)

Yay

for hardcore!

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 16:03, archived)

i'm listening to some hardcore now

thanks to last night's board.
huzzah!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 16:07, archived)

Huzzahs all round!

And I've just heard from Breel. Earsock summit is go. woo.

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crab_bloke), Sat 27 Apr 2002, 16:10, archived)

Huzzah for the earsocks

I'm just tucking in to my 2nd Guinness of the day, yum...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 16:16, archived)

houpla for

added iron!!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 16:54, archived)

i posted this ages ago and nobody semed to like it much

even though i thought it was cool.

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mikeisbrill, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 15:20, archived)

obviously

nobody likes it this time either.

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mikeisbrill, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 15:37, archived)

woo

I'm back.
I laughed like a little girl when i saw that pic the first time.
and this time i still smiled, even though i'd seen it before.
just didn't comment.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 15:42, archived)

I've only just realised

it said "Mavis" on the top... top hole, chap! Right, I'm really going to get some booze now...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 15:43, archived)

woo

fur boooze!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 15:45, archived)

Fur booze?

wouldn't you get bits stuck between your teeth?
/coat

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crab_bloke), Sat 27 Apr 2002, 15:52, archived)

oh dear oh dear

/passes mittens

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 15:59, archived)

thanks pickle

/dons earsocks and edges out of the door

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crab_bloke), Sat 27 Apr 2002, 16:13, archived)

hoo

ray

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mikeisbrill, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 15:45, archived)

You can have a Woo Flower

if it'll make you feel better.

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Craymen, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 16:08, archived)

that wooyay flower deserves

some wooyay fucksocks!

(witchy_still_not_logged_in, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 16:35, archived)

i have pins and needles in one foot

but not the other.

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mikeisbrill, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 15:04, archived)

shit phone the ambulance

you're going to have aheartattack in 5 minutes

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 15:06, archived)

no i won't - eurgh!

ow ow ow ow ow ow ow shit ow ow ow ow ow ow ow flange ow ow ow

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mikeisbrill, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 15:12, archived)

kiss of life, mike?

or are u ok now?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 15:14, archived)

it seems to be better now

i have been gripping the affected foot in my knee-pit, it seems to have subsided the pain.

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mikeisbrill, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 15:16, archived)

knee pit

made me chuckle

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DaWolfey, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 15:24, archived)

Yes

I like the idea of having prehensile kneepits. That sounds cool.

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crab_bloke), Sat 27 Apr 2002, 15:35, archived)

i don't know what

prehensile means. because i am stupid.

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mikeisbrill, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 15:39, archived)

Monkeys have

prehensile hands, feet and tails. we only have prehensile hands. does that explain it?
*edit- oh yes, except for you and your kneepits

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crab_bloke), Sat 27 Apr 2002, 15:49, archived)

my kneepits

are good.

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mikeisbrill, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 15:59, archived)

Pins and Needles in the foot - a handy guide....

.....bend your toes back until you are wincing and then hold for 5 - 10 seconds.

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routine has perfected burgers, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 15:57, archived)

Also works for cramp in the calf muscle.

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routine has perfected burgers, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 15:58, archived)

you're

a doctor aren't you?

you look like a doctor

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 16:00, archived)

Not exactly........

.....but close!

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routine has perfected burgers, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 16:04, archived)

do you

play one on tv?

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stouffer, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 16:19, archived)

I am Dr.Jake Ramirez.

There. I said it. I feel much better now.

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routine has perfected burgers, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:25, archived)

Last one from Viz...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 14:59, archived)

Yay!

I might get my sister a membership for her birthday :P

(Leon2001TheProfessional, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 15:03, archived)

did you

make that in Poser? me and my mate Cres used to play with that for ages, making people with stupid-shaped dicks and stuff....

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mikeisbrill, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 15:06, archived)

U talking to me?

...

(Leon2001TheProfessional, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 15:23, archived)

seem to be,

yeah.

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mikeisbrill, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 15:24, archived)

no idea what you are on about sorry!

Poser?

(Leon2001TheProfessional, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:07, archived)

not a very good job

this is shit, sorry.
and it might not show for a bit cos 20m is like that

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mikeisbrill, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 14:54, archived)

Found this

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 14:37, archived)

off the...

shirehorses album? mark, lard i love you!

(dr. ets, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 14:40, archived)

Pickledpizza...

Is this you? I thought it was either you or Jim Carrey in the pic (Pizza inset, just in case you wondered. Apologies to Mrs Pizza for cutting her off the pic!)

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 14:51, archived)

how could you mix me up with Jim Carey?

I can pull far more faces!

Just been to get stella, wahey!!
(Apologies accepted by the wife)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 14:56, archived)

I need that

Stella / Guinness combo thing, I'll have to get my arse down the offy... That means going (shudder) OUTSIDE...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 14:58, archived)

best do it soon...

B4 it gets too nippy.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 15:00, archived)

i see a resemblance

but it looks more like a lobotomised jim carrey

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mikeisbrill, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 14:56, archived)

BLOODY FUCKING ESSAYS

ARSEBISCUITS

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 14:32, archived)

Fucknuts

and arsecandles!

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 14:33, archived)

this

made me think of my boss.
who's head would look nice on here.

(queenb, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 14:28, archived)

I know that feeling all too well...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 14:32, archived)

Otters!!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 14:24, archived)

mmm

reminded to get off my arse and renew my sub..

(minoltion, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 14:48, archived)

You can subscribe

to otters? Where do I sign up?

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 14:53, archived)

my mate steve

was going to fake an otter so he could have it sponsored.

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mikeisbrill, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 14:55, archived)

cuntynuts

verb or adjective?

(saluedo, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 14:21, archived)

Noun...

...plural?

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 14:32, archived)

verb

i cuntynuts
you cuntynuts
he/she cuntynuts
they cuntynutseded

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mikeisbrill, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 14:35, archived)

In French

je cuntynuts
tu cuntynuts
il / elle cuntynuts
nous cuntynutsons
vous cuntynutsez
ils cuntynutsent

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crab_bloke), Sat 27 Apr 2002, 15:29, archived)

auf Deutsch?

ich cuntynutse
du cuntynutst
er/sie/es cuntynutst
wir cuntynutsen
Ihr cuntynutst
Sie/sie cuntynutsen

(saluedo, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 16:18, archived)

This still makes me laugh...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 13:55, archived)

she seems

friendly.

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mikeisbrill, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 13:57, archived)

She is

but I was tired... Oh fuck it, now you all know my name

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 13:58, archived)

jim.

jim jim jim.

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mikeisbrill, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 14:00, archived)

Mr.tired.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 14:02, archived)

Shhh.

Don't tell everyone.
How's it going Mr Pizza? Didn't get paid yesterday, have to wait until May 7th apparently.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 14:03, archived)

that's okay,

we have been all over the place this weekend, and skint. bah.
everything else is ticketyboo !!
heard about the bouncer shit. they sound like they need a drive-by-water-pistol during their next shift.
with paint.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 14:07, archived)

I was considering using

wee-wee, or maybe just paint...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 14:16, archived)

a mixture of wee-wee

and doggy poo-poo would be a great combination

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 14:17, archived)

How about

20 volume hydrogen peroxide - should stain their clothes niceley and shouldn't do too much damage if it goes in the eyes. Probably.

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 14:27, archived)

I'd pay to see

that

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 15:06, archived)

Me first

me first...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 15:09, archived)

that is

a very nice name.

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mikeisbrill, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 14:06, archived)

hahahaha

the similarities are amazing,
if you're too tired, can I have a go?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 14:01, archived)

MMMMM......... Meatloaf

(AlfGarnett, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 13:54, archived)

i love

badgers! woo!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 14:03, archived)

Yay

Luvverly.

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Craymen, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 14:16, archived)

badger and

foliage are two of the greatest words in the English language.

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partychancer, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 14:28, archived)

How about

rhododendron?

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 14:33, archived)

or funge?

It's a real word too!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 14:58, archived)

combining fun and flange

what a combo...

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mikeisbrill, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 15:02, archived)

Yay for funge!

I'm going to have to make an effort to work it into conversation regularly.

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crab_bloke), Sat 27 Apr 2002, 15:37, archived)

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