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new sunny delight flavours/colours

any idea what they are?

(minoltion, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 19:03, archived)

sunny delight

absolute piss!

(Pat Butcher, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 19:15, archived)

To know you are drinking vegetable oil

does not appeal in the slightest.

(Nacho, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 19:37, archived)

It's very, very bad for you

and that's from a medical viewpoint, without even reading the ingredients..

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Wifey, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 19:46, archived)

Very bad!

Also one of it's ingredients has been linked to Motor Neurone Disease which killed my Dad. Glad I successfully lowered the mood there!

(BeefMaster, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 20:07, archived)

It's a P&G product, so that

makes it inherently evil. My ex works there so it must be bad.

and she ended up with wifeofwitchy's ex too, which is scary

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witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 22:07, archived)

Not photoshopped!

I was sent this by the young lady on the left. The chap seems to have a sink plunger on his head.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:58, archived)

could you send me the young lady

on the left?
mmm

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 19:03, archived)

She's mine

hands off!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 19:10, archived)

go on then.
can't be arsed to shag her again.

/lowers tone for evening

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 19:17, archived)

Oooooooh!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 19:20, archived)

Mmmm

Spicy brains

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MartinH, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 19:27, archived)

Maaaaaaaah ha ha ha aha

haaaaaaaaa.... haaaaaaa ha ha haa haaaaaaa...

Hang on...
<change underwear>

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 19:40, archived)

Hey....!!

you got the same handbags as me.... (pehaps I should explain?)
I thieved that same image off of Google a couple of weeks ago to send to a bloke at work cause he got the hump with us taking the piss out of him..

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penrithtearooms, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 19:47, archived)

I wouldn't mind

getting the hump.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 22:43, archived)

i'll have her

when you're done. wipe her clean.

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mikeisbrill, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 19:10, archived)

Oh my god etc.

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MartinH, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:56, archived)

you bastards

etc

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 19:03, archived)

Traffic jam because thieves stole traffic light management computers.

Under no circumstances whatsoever click here.

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azerty, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:55, archived)

on subject of news stories..

snigger..
www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_576729.html

''Mr Cock says the case should be settled in a civil court''

(minoltion, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 19:08, archived)

Sounds reminiscent

of that bit in the Italian Job where they screw up all the traffic lights in order to steal the gold.

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 20:26, archived)

Hey Fishbear...

Are you around - any idea how things are going on the b3ta tshirts?

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Monkeyboy, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:46, archived)

So who's seen the picture?

Daisy you don't even have email!

(Leon2001TheProfessional, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:33, archived)

why did the farmer have a lion on his head?

because he lost his hat.

a very pretty girl told me that joke and i enjoyed it immensely.

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mikeisbrill, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:27, archived)

I'm sorry.

I'm really sorry.

(Hounslow Penguin can has a norange drink?, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:18, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha ha

Excellent.... my kind of crap humour.. keep em coming

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penrithtearooms, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:21, archived)

ccclllaassssss!

wooyayhoupla!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:24, archived)

Mini challenge

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CJ, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:15, archived)

aaaarrrrrggggggggghhhhhhh!!!!!

THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:17, archived)

I will have nightmares..

forever now... Thanks!

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penrithtearooms, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:19, archived)

IT'S IN THE BASKET!

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spacefish bong!, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:24, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE FEAR!x3000

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:25, archived)

Jesus...

Christ!! What are you trying to do to us?

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penrithtearooms, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:30, archived)

the

what?

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mikeisbrill, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:31, archived)

Please

just stop them staring at
me, ok,just make them stop.

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CJ, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:30, archived)

Looks like everyone got bored with

b3ta m3ss3ngr3r judging by my bandwidth stats.

;(

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flibz, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:13, archived)

I thought it was very cool & clever

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rob, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:15, archived)

muchly.

Been lucky to break 1000 hits this week

:(

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flibz, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:22, archived)

I guess I'll have to

come up with something new to waste my hard earned
bandwidth on.

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flibz, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:24, archived)

er... upload some buffy videos

that'll sort out your bandwidth. nah - seriously I'll try and have a think and tell you if I come up with any project ideas.

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rob, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:35, archived)

Cheers

I thought about the image tennis thing, but it was
too complicated.

Then there was the b3ta member map, but due to high
concentrations in brighton, london etc, that would have looked wrong.

Inspiration....where ?

PAH!

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flibz, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:42, archived)

do the member map

that way i can fuck it up by being the only reason for the inclusion of asia.

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mikeisbrill, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:44, archived)

Yay

Please do the member map. I'm too talentless to do it myself.

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 20:28, archived)

Does it have to have 1 dot per member?

Couldn't there be 1 dot per city/town that has a b3tan, and a count/list of those members elswhere.

Just a suggestion, don't know how you'd do it.

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Craymen, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:57, archived)

you could have areas of different densities in different colours

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spacefish bong!, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 19:31, archived)

Soo..

does anyone else live in cambridge?

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Wifey, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 19:49, archived)

Erm, kinda...

Saffron Walden. Bet no-one else lives [i]there[/i]

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 20:56, archived)

that is the freakiest thing.........

iwas thinking EXACTLY the smae thing

wow

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 20:11, archived)

not bored,

just so fscking busy i don't want to get involved in more conversations =(

i've given up quitting b3ta altogether- my will is weak

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spacefish bong!, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:16, archived)

Is there a death curse stalking our celebrities?

Lisa "Left Eye" Lopez
Liquid News bloke
Linda Lovelace
Alice in Chains singer

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rob, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:11, archived)

it is stalking

all of humanity.

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mikeisbrill, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:12, archived)

oh yeah

that's right.

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rob, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:13, archived)

mmmmm

has anyone seen Lumpbucket?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:13, archived)

It must be a virulent

mutation of the Bad Luck Virus that I have been infected with for some time now. Cant touch or do anything without is all going wr

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chimpy, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:16, archived)

I'm so slow

I take it they all died then...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:24, archived)

yep.

dead as orange combats.

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mikeisbrill, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:31, archived)

OY!

http://www.youareallcunts.com/users/vulga/mike.jpg [pictures of girls arses changed to link]
They've got cocks... So there...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:39, archived)

really?

at least they aren't trying to stop me biting my penguin.

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mikeisbrill, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:43, archived)

They knew

you had a hold on that penguin that you just wouldn't relinquish.
(Sorry for posting the blatant picture of bird's arses, slip of the mind)

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:47, archived)

layne

staley?

hmm. what is it with Ls then?

(bobulatorm, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 21:03, archived)

The worst job in the world is...

The plasticine animator! Woo!

(Leon2001TheProfessional, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:10, archived)

Hehe

Nicely done. Conveys the tedious fucksockery of plasticine animation very well

(richyboy, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:13, archived)

love it..

woo :)
fast show inspiration?

(minoltion, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:17, archived)

yeah...

anyone fancy a pint? etc

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penrithtearooms, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:20, archived)

hehe

Well observed! You gotta love that program......beats crappy old Harry Enfield hands down! Do you like the 'Office' on bbc2?

(Leon2001TheProfessional, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:20, archived)

the office...

is sheer comedy genius.... Ricky Gervais for Lord Mayor etc....

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penrithtearooms, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:22, archived)

love lots of things :D

t'was on playUK, so tis fresh in the ol' brain.

office rules

(minoltion, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:23, archived)

Anyone suggest how I can..

avoid the sheer fucking misery of having to watch Pop Idol live and then "Stars In Their Eye's Final" at work...

Please help me..... Please!

On the plus side I did go and see "The Cooper Temple Clause" on Tuesday night and was one of the best gigs I've ever been to... (thanks for letting me share that with you..)

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penrithtearooms, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:04, archived)

I sense a

'main switch/ hammer'
powercut.
works every time

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:06, archived)

Nice thought but...

we got a fecking great big oil (710)- (tenuous link anyone?) burning generator that fires up if we loose power....

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penrithtearooms, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:10, archived)

I just bought the omen on DVD

and we're sitting down to watch that in rob towers.

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rob, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:07, archived)

the entire series?

cool

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:10, archived)

nah. just the first one

but it's got directors commentry. woo for bonus dvd extras.

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rob, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:12, archived)

Yay!!

Woo for the Omen... I was called "Damien" once at school, didn't get it until after I saw the Omen

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:14, archived)

thing is

i believe you.

you look evil!

Q: what has three eyes and is evil?
A: eviiil

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spacefish bong!, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:17, archived)

hee hee

I laughed at that far longer than is sane.

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Craymen, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:26, archived)

that is

a very good joke.

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mikeisbrill, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:26, archived)

must be something

to do with being called mike

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spacefish bong!, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:57, archived)

i love em

i bought trigger happy series 2 dvd on thursday, and the extra clip of him live at the comedy store warranted the price on its own. amazing.

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mikeisbrill, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:15, archived)

Go to the Pub?

Will be leaving for the Hobgobin London Rd Brighton Shortly....HAHAHAHAHHH

(evil Cackle)

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oceanhippie, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:10, archived)

I'll be the one wearing orange trousers!

If you're still here that is! Marvellous. I shall probably see you there...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:15, archived)

Last time...

I went there I left feeling dizzy and in the morning I had a really bad headache... Be careful

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penrithtearooms, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:18, archived)

well, it's karma, innit?

i'm jealous of you seeing ctc, therefore you should be punished =)

though i reckon telling everyone you've got a brain haemmorhoid will get you off work early

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spacefish bong!, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:11, archived)

then the...

bastd's would send me to hospital and io bet they'd have it on in A&E

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penrithtearooms, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:25, archived)

I would like to introduce

Brian the Toad hard at work.

Last year his kidneystones were enough to ballast the entire east coast mainline.
It's made him a very very wealthy toad

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Monkeyboy, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:54, archived)

late and cack..

But done nevertheless.

(richyboy, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:52, archived)

not late,

(I'm still working on mine,)
woo and yay!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:56, archived)

I'm doing one too...

It'll be shit, so don't hold your breath

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:01, archived)

holding your breath is bad

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:08, archived)

fucksocks?

shoul keep him nice n warm :)

(richyboy, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:10, archived)

I'm hungover...

...and I've hurt my thumb.

Boo and Nay.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:49, archived)

i fell off a chair

in a particularly embarassing way in front of several attractive females last night, and the laughter was of the 'at' variety rather than the preferred 'with'. boo and nay also.

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mikeisbrill, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:00, archived)

ha ha ha ha...

oops... sorry mate..

Hope you are ok..

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penrithtearooms, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:05, archived)

i am fine,

just even less likely to get laid than ever.

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mikeisbrill, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:06, archived)

mike, mike, mike,

lesson in lurve no1
if you make a complete twat of yourself in front of women, always smack the fuck out of the person on the seat next to you, making it look like they were out to make you look silly, and you told them what's what.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:12, archived)

i really really like that idea.

next time, next time.....

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mikeisbrill, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:33, archived)

Ho hum.

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CJ, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:45, archived)

Houpla!

I like that..... very Pythonesque!

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penrithtearooms, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:59, archived)

Thanks

that image popped into my head on the way to work on Friday(?).Had to make it.

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CJ, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 18:05, archived)

Does anyone have an untouched

picture of the chinchilla? (I can't spell it and couldn't be arsed to check it)

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:41, archived)

i've

got a picture of an untouched chinchilla, if that's any help.

(cold, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:49, archived)

Yay!

Please post it, I need the original pic!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:56, archived)

you spelt it right.

they are really expensive.

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mikeisbrill, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:51, archived)

Like Kittens?

clicky! Not safe for work!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:28, archived)

i hope you have a

viable excuse for finding that site.... and don't tell me you were looking for cute kittens and pussies, young man

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:41, archived)

I found it

off a mate of mine in the pub, honest officer

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:41, archived)

may
zing.

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mikeisbrill, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:48, archived)

Hello chaps

Did you know that certain dogs (especially dalmatians) can produce remarkable large, smooth, milky-white tetrahedrons of well-crystallized struvite.

wonderful the things you find on the interwebby.
www.gravmag.com/kstones.htm

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Monkeyboy, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:09, archived)

do they shit coins

too?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:13, archived)

Yes

but only american quarters. I believe that the royal mint is in the process of genetically engineering staffordshire bull terriers that shit pound coins and weep pennies.

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Monkeyboy, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:15, archived)

I'd like a

Chinchilla that poos £50 notes, not too painful for the animal either...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:18, archived)

Or blank

cheques.

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Wifey, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:23, archived)

signed by

bill gates

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mikeisbrill, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:24, archived)

Or simply

the ability to dispense anything it is that you need at that moment.

(Nacho, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:24, archived)

good ploy

mmm skunkshittingbeerspittingtwatvomiting dalmations.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:28, archived)

If only

they really existed.... I would indeed be a happy man...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:30, archived)

Vulga, what on earth possessed you to go to Yates anyway?

Were you on a teenage biff hunt? That is the only acceptable reason I will allow you to go there on a Friday. You will get a Family Fortunes EE-ARRRR cross if you say you actually enjoy being there.

(Nacho, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:34, archived)

I went there

because my ex-colleagues went there. I was wearing the now infamous orange trousers which made me look like an unemployed electrician who couldn't be arsed to go home and change

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:37, archived)

I haven't left home and I still haven't got changed.

Mmmm mingy little girl. Nice. And I look another couple of years older since last night. "We are ragged but our games and stories are dazzling."

(Nacho, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:40, archived)

I'd rather just have a magic cupboard installed actually

Like a canteen vending machine that always replenished itself with everything you're likely to need, that doesn't require currency. Or Zoltar out of "Big" that would just sort any requests in a glow of a redeye and jaw jutt.

(Nacho, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:32, archived)

"I wish I was a kid again"

That way I wouldn't give a fuck about anything like drugs and booze. I was ripped to the tits on E-numbers most of the time. BTW Nacho, whatcha up to this evening then?

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:34, archived)

Well, was supposed to be going out for Kat's birthday

but currently at Snake Mountain with Tim, Phil and Monkey. It's looking less and less likely that the situation will change. Feel free to come over if you've got no plans. We'll save you a space to have your weekly Snake nap.

(Nacho, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:37, archived)

I never have had

a better night's sleep than on Snakey's sofa. I will be moving to Vulga Towers down the road from you soon!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:38, archived)

Will you

have a view of Snake Mountains balcony?

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Wifey, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:41, archived)

Not really.

I will have a small view of the sea tho. I will be living in Darkedge's basement.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:42, archived)

Phew...

In a gimp box with a torch and a comic and a pet vole.

(Nacho, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:45, archived)

OH!

Ha ha ha!! I always get turned down for that anyway. Too risque. The view is just off some flowers, plants, a skeleton and a deckchair. Suitably tame.

(Nacho, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:44, archived)

Cool!

I kipped on the sofa for the first time in ages. Moving to the Dials region? Coolio. When?

(Nacho, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:42, archived)

wish we lived in brighton

i hate mudway

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:45, archived)

Come on down!

The price isn't right, but move down anyway!! I can't wait for summer here. Alan's legendary house party in August Bank holiday. Football. Beach Bars. Norman Cook on the beach. Pride. Funpacked sunpacked my son Pat

(Nacho, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:47, archived)

I'll be moving

just about a minute away from Churchill Square, which'll be nice :)

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:50, archived)

Right, I'm off for some cough broth with extra froth with my mate Moth.

Vulga, gis a bell, or just come round...might see ya later. Everyone else, have a pleasant evening and shall be reading your stuff soon!

(Nacho, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:50, archived)

woo

we'll be down

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:59, archived)

we used to nick loads of those of peoples driveways when we were kids...!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 17:22, archived)

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