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sclub junoirs, they needs potato shopping

ma' get my gun

(minoltion, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 17:46, archived)

I have a hangover

that has been with me since 3am. It will not go away, I've had no sleep and I feel awful. So here's a lovely little rabbit

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fishbear, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 17:31, archived)

Aww, innee cute?

Where's the blood?

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Craymen, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 17:38, archived)

the bleeding

is internal.

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mikeisbrill, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 17:40, archived)

BANG

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oceanhippie, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 17:55, archived)

hee hee

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Craymen, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 17:58, archived)

(rik, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 18:16, archived)

i have spent today

defacing a poster of jonathan davis (from korn) that i got free in a magazine. then i wrote a song about it. it is shite and its 1.2 megs. anyone wanna hear it?

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mikeisbrill, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 17:30, archived)

Yeah.....

go on...

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penrithtearooms, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 17:31, archived)

gimme your email

my web space thing wont let me upload it.

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mikeisbrill, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 17:33, archived)

oh yeah...

[email protected]

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penrithtearooms, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 17:37, archived)

sent

subject: wonderful song

do you work for the nme or is it a free email thing?

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mikeisbrill, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 17:40, archived)

Just a webmail account...

sadly.... but it provokes interest in people for a couple of seconds whilst they ask the question...

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penrithtearooms, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 17:53, archived)

The thought that was going...

through my head whilst I was listeneing to that was "Brian Cant" and those songs from Camberick Green...

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penrithtearooms, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 17:55, archived)

it doesnt really work without the poster

which now proudly adorns my wall, cock and all.

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mikeisbrill, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 17:58, archived)

The poster...

adorns your cock?

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penrithtearooms, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 18:02, archived)

Mike!

couldn't send me the song aswell could ya??
it's [email protected]
taverymuch

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 18:09, archived)

done.

enjoy.

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mikeisbrill, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 18:10, archived)

everything

adores my cock.

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mikeisbrill, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 18:16, archived)

Don't get me wrong..

it's not bad. Brian Cant is a a rock genius....

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penrithtearooms, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 18:06, archived)

hell yeah

'the organ gang' rocked. this was more inspired by tenacious d though.

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mikeisbrill, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 18:11, archived)

thanks Mike. Getting any?

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fishbear, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 17:31, archived)

nope

that is why i spend my time in such fucking stupid ways.

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mikeisbrill, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 17:33, archived)

You are

a good sport:-)

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fishbear, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 17:39, archived)

people only know i don't get any

cos i go on about it all the time. if it was something i wanted to hide i'd lie. the only thing i hide is my third testicle.

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mikeisbrill, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 17:42, archived)

good domokun pic pleese

had to format my hd and i've lost my domokun :(

(minoltion, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 17:18, archived)

Here you go...

clicky!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 17:22, archived)

only if ....

you promise not to use it like Fuzzbucket did earlier..

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penrithtearooms, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 17:24, archived)

christ

thanks for reminding me about that one.

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youknowyouloveit, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 17:34, archived)

please

could you also post the links to the original bear and penguin, as i have many amusing anim gifs in my head.

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rosey, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 18:06, archived)

Here...

you go.
www.b4ta.com/images/furtive-bear.psd

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penrithtearooms, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 18:09, archived)

is there onewhere they are separate? Or even just the penguin on its own?

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rosey, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 18:16, archived)

One polar bear coming up,

no fries.

press me! oh yes

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witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 19:55, archived)

May I recommend

Listening the the Wurzel's "Brand New Combine Harvester" whilst playing collapse. I'm semi-fitting right now...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 17:05, archived)

More awards

Well if big dave can get these little puppies then i'm convinced anyone can get to number 1. Maybe B3TA should release a single, any suggestions.

(Dr Gonzo, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 17:00, archived)

dunno about the single

but that picture is hilarious, how he didn't end up as a catalogue model, I don't know.

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youknowyouloveit, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 17:06, archived)

the

only place he sells records is Germany, they must be still in the eighties or something

(minoltion, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 17:11, archived)

fecking hell

mad donna made it to number 17...

(minoltion, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 16:39, archived)

well yes

pure class... if bob the builder can get to number 1 there's hope for society yet

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kikilookeylikey, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 16:46, archived)

How odd

Can anyone tell me who the hell that lady is with big Dave and what the f*** they could have done that deserved an award?

(Dr Gonzo, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 16:33, archived)

Almost reminds me

of the Gl*ss cock... I'll be on my way to the door then...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 16:37, archived)

what

glass cock would that be then?
not that one the golfer lady was licking-surely.

(queenb, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 16:45, archived)

Maybe...

Maybe not...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 16:52, archived)

HAHAHHAHAHAAAAA

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

LOOK¬¬¬¬!!!! Its a LADY and shes kissing a COCK!!!!!

ROFLMAO

(crazymum, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 17:03, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

IT LOOKS LIKE THEY'VE GOT GLASS VAGINAS!!! ROTFL!!!!!

(Ann_Onnymouse, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 17:03, archived)

Is it the Vagina Award

for being a Cunt?

(ZZZzzz, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 17:10, archived)

LPGA Award

the award wuz NOT for winning...it wuz for being the only NON lez on the circuit...

(loony, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 18:02, archived)

Duck... I mean Penguin?

Sorry...

(ed_case, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 16:24, archived)

too late

ah well.

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youknowyouloveit, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 16:51, archived)

That's a lovely

(word for collective of penguin chicks) of penguin chicks you have there

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MartinH, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 17:11, archived)

Thats not Sailing this is.

(this is ME, on the right)

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oceanhippie, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 17:45, archived)

I see why you are

called Oceanhippe!
Looks like fun though

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MartinH, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 18:30, archived)

You Get to dress in rubber and Straps

Works for me

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oceanhippie, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:37, archived)

Yates

Could anyone find a pic of a Yates Wine Lodge ro find there home page becuase i can not!!!!

(moon, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 16:14, archived)

Try Google Images search

wine-lodge-clickety for a selection!

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 16:22, archived)

I had a good look last night...

for a pic of the Brighton one but had no luck..

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penrithtearooms, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 16:47, archived)

Never give....

up is my motto though.

This is the Brighton one.. sorry it's not a full frontal..

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penrithtearooms, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 16:57, archived)

Boo nay!

Thanx for finding it tho. Moon is one of the chaps that was with me when we got lobbed through the doors of said shithole...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 17:04, archived)

You are...

more than welcome. Anything I can do to help you discredit this cancer of a place would be a pleasure.

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penrithtearooms, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 17:08, archived)

What about this then

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youknowyouloveit, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 16:06, archived)

:-)

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rosey, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 16:44, archived)

Is that

Richard Whiteley's tie he's wearing?

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jolly roger, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 16:44, archived)

From a dodgy spanish rag...

Left-eye?

(bhell13, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 16:02, archived)

Paul Frank

Thats what happens when you try to hijack monkeys for tacky corporate ends!!! (ask ITV digital) lol!!!

(egg, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 16:06, archived)

er..

I wouldnt be seen dead in Paul Frank....oops!

(bhell13, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 16:07, archived)

Advice please

gotta nice picky to post but not to sure if its to big. file size is 129k which i didnt think would be a prob but it is 573x817.

pixels that is not miles

(Dr Gonzo, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 15:51, archived)

Try resizing it to 280 px wide

If that ruins the pic, then just post a link to it.

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Craymen, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 15:55, archived)

post a small one and link to the biggy

(minoltion, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 15:58, archived)

my gif

on the front page is 129k, noone complained so I expect it's ok

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 16:00, archived)

sounds

awfully large to me. cant you fiddle it a bit in potatoeshop?

(crazymum, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 16:45, archived)

Can you make something bad happen to him?

(hackmesser, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 15:45, archived)

Salad Cream...

Friend or foe?

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 15:29, archived)

always a friend.

never buy it mind you. (good in fish-finger sarnies)

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pep, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 15:30, archived)

Friend...

...but never with salad - only with chips.......though when I think about it salad might be an idea.......the doctors keep telling me that it's my saturated fat intake that stops me fitting through the front door.......Ah well...anyone know the number for Dominoes?

(Egg, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 15:37, archived)

Double six, down to double blank.

coat, please.

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routine has perfected burgers, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 16:13, archived)

Salad cream the furtive foe

My freinds get on very well with "Mr im so cool salad cream" but they don't see what he's up to, but i know cause he tells me when they leave the table.

(Dr Gonzo, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 15:34, archived)

Mayo

is better

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 15:42, archived)

Ah yes...

now that's a real salad accompaniment.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 15:47, archived)

yes!

and casear salad dressing is ace too, not mad on yer old vingarettes though..damnation I'm hungry now.

Oh and mild mustard mayo is cuntymint too.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 16:02, archived)

saled Cream

it depends what u r doing with it Vulga!!!!!

(moon, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 16:07, archived)

oy moon!

leave it out!! Just had some in some ham sandwiches and they were lovely...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 16:14, archived)

fish sauce?

where deos fish sauce come from? as does not come from fish. i think fish sauce is availble form ann summers.

(moon, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 16:20, archived)

free weird software

http://www.geocities.com/capcompany
(See message below!)

(capcompany, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 15:27, archived)

spammers

are not fit to eat my effluent

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 15:39, archived)

Didn't even

put the tag in preoperly. Gaah!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 16:30, archived)

I don't think

they'll last long on geoshitties.

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youknowyouloveit, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 17:03, archived)

Hee hee

probably not now I've snitched on them for violating the Geoshitties terms and conditions. *snigger*

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Craymen, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 17:36, archived)

free weird software!

Hi folks!
Here's a whole collection of free weird and erotic homebrew software!
Have fun!
Anna

(capcompany, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 15:25, archived)

can someone say....

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DaWolfey, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 15:31, archived)

Can't believe

our idiot friend here actually bothered to register to post that message.

Give that man a round of applause.

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Craymen, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 15:42, archived)

and then

throw him to the kittens?

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 15:45, archived)

yeah

that should do the trick

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Craymen, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 15:58, archived)

!!!

"Erotic Homebrew Software"?!

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EvS, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 16:47, archived)

"The Columbian Technique" explained .....

(Egg, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 15:20, archived)

Charlotte

Did you see her on T.V. last night - this little sideline of hers explains how she kept her cool so well... ; )

(Gregg, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 15:40, archived)

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