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hmm.. interesting...

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:44, archived)

That is

Super superb.

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:47, archived)

what does a cockney robot

look/sound like?

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big daft dave, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:48, archived)

There are

lots of beeps, followed by bits and bobs of Chas & Dave songs.

The name is cos I used a filter in Cool Edit Pro to sound robot like. And now the myth has been un-mythed.

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:53, archived)

thanks

the ensuing laughter has now made me choke on my banana (oo-er)

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randomisgood, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:48, archived)

lovely lovely

lovely lovely

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:52, archived)

just

wonderful

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bazman, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:54, archived)

Hehehehehh

That's a keeper...

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helmetcream, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:59, archived)

public service anouncement

on behalf of all the b3tans who have no idea about html etc, i would like to say a big thank you to those who do and have been most educational :)

(fluff, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:44, archived)

the hair strikes back

(hmm I have been clarkson-baiting this week)

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bazman, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:39, archived)

splendid

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:45, archived)

Polish

More from the atomic survival manual...

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armaitus Sheep Casings!, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:37, archived)

look at the peeping tom.

(que, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:06, archived)

I just got an email

asking if I could make a network version of Keyboard Sumo
so that they could play against their friends elsewhere...

I despair sometimes.

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chthonic, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:37, archived)

Ummm...

Yeah... that would be difficult. It would become a matter of who can hold a key the longest :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:37, archived)

couldn't you...

just leave a brick on it and walk off then?

or am i missing the point of network sumo?

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randomisgood, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:39, archived)

Exactly

I replied 'How the fuck would that work?'
and they sent back that they'd imagined you'd hold down a key and then try and distract the other person by phoning them/getting pizza delivered to them...

Hmm - fun game eh?

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chthonic, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:40, archived)

ha ha

I want to play it on my mobile phone. Can you do that?

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rob, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:38, archived)

You can already play it

outside nightclubs...

Those nice men dressed in black with the earpieces are just
hanging around waiting for someone to try shoving them out
of the way so you can get in. They love a bit of sumo...

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chthonic, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:42, archived)

that's not supposed to work on a mac is it?

cuz it don't.

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zog why change it now?, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:33, archived)

Like C-h-i-i-i-i-i-n-a on your haa-and

woo+Yayy = T'pau

(Radar of the, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:35, archived)

Hummus

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Spoon, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:44, archived)

I've just changed my username

from Spoon of the Radar to just Spoon

I couldn't have Spoon when I registered or I would have taken it, coz it said it was already taken

Is this a bug? It might cause probs if people can change their usernames to ones that are already taken...

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Spoon, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:32, archived)

Your right.

It could be a huge problem

Spoon(nee Magog)

(twelveways, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:36, archived)

Eeeek

I think the mighty gods of b3ta need to sort this out

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Spoon, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:38, archived)

could only afford a small 's'

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:38, archived)

pep/rob/etc

You seeing this?

I'm Spoonicus
No, I'm Spoonicus etc

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Spoon, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:40, archived)

It'll all end in tears

messing about with your user name..

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Wifey, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:45, archived)

D'oh!

[edit]When i changed my username back to the norm, its changed my posts to say they're from me...

oops![/edit]

(icedragon, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:45, archived)

This is

wierd

And I'm confused

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Spoon, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:48, archived)

I wish I'd never

brought it up

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Spoon, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:48, archived)

hey...

it was me that brought it up!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:51, archived)

Just an idea ..

but what about b3ta merchanise?
A nice b3ta t-shirt for these warm british summers!!

(Challis, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:32, archived)

What a good idea.

Don't you think FISHBEAR?
:)

IE.. I want my t-shirt!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:37, archived)

Do you have memory loss problems?

Not so long ago there was the whole design a t'shirt thing and get it made. Im sure you were looking over my sholder when i was making some, or even looking at them.
Hummm, Challis, your slow

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:44, archived)

your slow what?

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:54, archived)

slow

at remembering.

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:56, archived)

his

slow at remembering? What's that?

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:15, archived)

Ahh you missed out.Adam

when the great B3ta fund raiser was on..... (All those that forked out cash have got a little bear next to their name..smug smug smug)
The great Fishbear has produces a limited run of B3ta T-shirts which I beleive have all been sold but you never know!!!!

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Ted, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:39, archived)

Grrr. I

Haven't got my mini bear. But that dosen't mean the bear people look down on the non-bear people, right?

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:44, archived)

Course they do

They have their own 'Bear owners' forum where they just hang out and laugh at us furtiveless paupers.

(twelveways, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:46, archived)

Id revolt

But then after bring down this web site, where would we stop? Who would govern us?

Ive got to get out more....

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:57, archived)

I know i look down on people

Really small people. But i dont think im anymore superior that someone without a bear. It just means im nice and gave money to someone i have never met

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:50, archived)

Id like my

Bear. Oh please wont they let me have a bear...

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:55, archived)

yea, ya see

im not nice, i was too lazy to give money to the b3ta fund... to lazy and too poor!

(icedragon, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:56, archived)

i never got mine

boo

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randomisgood, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:53, archived)

errr

yeah, would love a Tshirt... I ordered but I happen to have been forgotten Fishbear...tut-tut.

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Darkedge, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:45, archived)

WOO HOO

Ok I've added most of the suggestions now to the kitty bash game.
Have a look see.

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weebl Mashed farts, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:32, archived)

Woohoo!

I got 233!!

Anyway, i already made some suggestions for MkIII, down the board :)

Love the blood pool that builds up.. ace!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:35, archived)

found them

All good. Clearly I need to spend more time on it another day. (I've actually got stuff to do now.)

Last thing I'll add is a few more score screens

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weebl Mashed farts, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:42, archived)

err

i don't understand the scoring.

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rob, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:37, archived)

2 points if you hit a kitty

1 deducted if you miss a kitty

Simple.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:38, archived)

Yay, i like it with aded earsocks

I got 178 this time. Better than my 69 last time

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:38, archived)

Love your site

BTW.

Well done, Pat on the back. What What

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:38, archived)

WOOOOOHOOOOO

I am god-like 199!!

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chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:43, archived)

people are scoring too highly

Im not being nasty enough.

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weebl Mashed farts, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:44, archived)

i'm

some sort of animal loving sissy...
i can't get out of minus figs

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:47, archived)

I think Rob meant

That if you take a swipe and miss a kitty you lose a point. Not if a kitty safely returns to it's pot.

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chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:48, archived)

Am I missing something?

(well apart from the kittens anyway)

I got hundreds of the little buggers coming up all over the place faster than I could hit them... scored -124 :(

Maybe I'm just crap, but it was a bit hard.

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chthonic, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:48, archived)

yeah - it's good - BUT

hammer too big. collision dectection on kittens too small. That makes it v difficult - esp as it runs rather badly on a lower spec machine.

But i like it.

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Darkedge, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 14:06, archived)

Alice & I Came Up With The...

Elephand

Can anyone else make animals out of random body parts?

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:31, archived)

You are playing

with fire my friend - not a question to ask amongst preverts :oP

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helmetcream, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:35, archived)

I know...

Its great, isn't it?

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:40, archived)

quite.

I hope there are no glass people watching.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:42, archived)

thanks for all the pigtail lady pics

they were fab

(spiral, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:30, archived)

Can we have more pictures of her?

/slavering

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Spoon, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:35, archived)

i'll..

be happy to talk to her about it. there are lots of funny ones from a short film she was in (not porn)

(spiral, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:36, archived)

how about some more of her?

perhaps evening attire or in a bikini or something?

i'll get me coat

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randomisgood, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:37, archived)

btw

i'm sure lumpbucket wants to see more too ;)

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randomisgood, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:41, archived)

she...

hasn't seen the first lot yet.

(spiral, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:48, archived)

that singing fish

is perfect. rob, is that you singing? great voice, whoever 'tis.

(que, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:28, archived)

yes it's me singing

sony haven't got in touch yet - but I'm waiting.

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rob, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:32, archived)

People are strange

www.zz9.org/merchandise/gallery/colourful.html

(Ann_Onnymouse, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:27, archived)

I like the way

they think the most notable thing about them is the colour

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Spoon, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:29, archived)

you're twisting...

my melon man

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:20, archived)

Yay!

Listened to that the other day, and it made me think of b3ta for some reason

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Spoon, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:23, archived)

just for your information

I don't know if anybody remembers a while ago the debate regarding fish and sausages (blimey it's been weeks and weeks since I last posted), I believe sausages were the preffered foodstuff...
Anyway, the other day, I was wandering through Sainsburys and found that they actually sell Tuna Sausages as part of their 'Taste the Difference' range.. how about that! The best of both worlds.
(sorry if this was already pointed out. Coat!)

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pete, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:19, archived)

that was me and tomsk

deciding what to have for our tea.

I think we got pizzas in after all that - but now we know what to do next time, which is A Useful Thing. Cheers oh mighty pep!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:27, archived)

Pep

is also called Pete? ;)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:31, archived)

Shhh

it's a secret that pep is really a bloke in drag..

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Wifey, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:36, archived)

i heard that - didn't want people

to know, it's a bit embarrasing.
gotta go now
bye!

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pep, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:41, archived)

Oops,

Didn't know you were lurking. Sorry..

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Wifey, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:47, archived)

it's nice to hear

that your dilemma was resolved through pizza..
I hope it was very tasty.

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pete, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:44, archived)

Is that

taste the difference as in there bloody fish not pig (or whatever the hell it is)

(Wallz, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:29, archived)

I believe the tuna is a fish/pig hybrid anyway

am I wrong?

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pete, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:41, archived)

ooh

was just thinking about fish/sausages a moment ago with that whole fish/cake/eskimo thread earlier. Are they not just a bit like fish fingers but without the crispy coating??

(pingu, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:51, archived)

King Mob just saw your Q earlier.

There is one more King of the Boots at the current location on Thursday (2nd May).

See www.osymyso.com/

(Ann_Onnymouse, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:19, archived)

lets see if this works

the bit u want to call it

(lunchbreaklarry, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:18, archived)

Take the spaces after <<<< out.

then try it
does this work?

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:20, archived)

oh deary

dear

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randomisgood, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:22, archived)

it works

Good choice although i think these may be a better buy. (I cant wait to get a credit card!!!)

(Challis, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:28, archived)

Nice mints

Why can't they send them to Belgium or Sweden?
Do they impose caffeine tarrifs, or is the US imposing an embargo on our european chums?

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chthonic, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:28, archived)

ARGH

Thanks for changing Bash Kitty II I don't think. I just got -88! -88!!!!!!!!

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Staticgirl, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:17, archived)

no problems

I obviously need a "special" screen for you.

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weebl Mashed farts, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:39, archived)

20m.com

i am having a real problem getting to a file manager thing. it keeps wanting to tell me how to make a website. help me.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:14, archived)

...

youraccount.20m.com/cgi-bin/util/builder/fm

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:15, archived)

tah

chuck

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:16, archived)

http://rnuk.20m.com/cgi-bin/util/builder

or something

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zog why change it now?, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 13:18, archived)

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