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This made me die laughing.

Arfenhouse!
Turn sound on, and check any/all sanity at the door. Strangest Flash I've ever seen. Ever.

(Kid Vid2, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:00, archived)

Mmmmmrfffffwhaaaaaa

You have to have sound on; it's a bit like that insanity test posted a couple of months back - the sound makes it all the funnier....

it's not as strange as jada but then nothing is

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:10, archived)

what's jada?

yado?
yoda?
jaghurt?

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zog why change it now?, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:14, archived)

jada

is the reason I found this place, courtesy of those nice chaps at Need To Know. It's a totally fucked up flash containing fluffy bunnies, thatcher and a burning houses of parliament....the link comes up on the front page here every now and then......

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:18, archived)

trazan!

ja?

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spacefish bong!, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:20, archived)

oui, c'est

lapin.....

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:22, archived)

Das ist Gut

Jah?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 7 May 2002, 23:26, archived)

apadapadingdangdung

hit it!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:29, archived)

christicle,

I'm still laughing at that now, and I first saw it months ago......trouble is, I show it to people at work and they look at me like I'm madder than a sparrow in a sock.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:33, archived)

you are.

it's not a bad thing.

i'm sleepier than a very sleepy thing- night to you all!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:41, archived)

cya mate

rememer, don't let the ed ugs ite when yer key's uggered.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:44, archived)

That

is too astonishingly geniusicle mentalist for words

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Spoon, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:48, archived)

Trazan!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:51, archived)

some things are so intrinsically b3tan...

it makes you wonder.

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zog why change it now?, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:12, archived)

wow!

i'm going to call my house arfenhouse from now on

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spacefish bong!, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:15, archived)

chist

its taking nuff time to load it had better be good

(matt1234, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:15, archived)

it is...

sure yer not a styowdent? :o)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:19, archived)

WHAT

THE FUCK?? at the animation not your comment

(matt1234, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:25, archived)

mm'kay, now look at

jada.....see above :)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:28, archived)

Episode 15 - Coo Meets Ronald

Lonely Coo Homepage

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 7 May 2002, 22:59, archived)

yay!

you saved me from my melancholy! thankyou!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:07, archived)

please explain

As i am a very simple small boy

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 7 May 2002, 23:12, archived)

was feeling glum,

now the glum has been undone! woo yay!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:14, archived)

Ok kool

Glad i could be of service.
It has been a while since i made a coo animation.
I did a marmot one the other day. Got on the front page as well.

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 7 May 2002, 23:15, archived)

now that is

scary. Of all the sick posts, "fuck the kids", "deal" has to be the most inspired. I will have nightmares. Boo.

(Pooch, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:18, archived)

hahahaha

Sorry if i cause you bad dreams. But i think its funny

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 7 May 2002, 23:26, archived)

no worries mate

it was hilarious, and well worth the price of a bottle of night nurse!

(Pooch, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:31, archived)

Lonely Coo

Just got back from the pub, and you are fcuking hilarious... just wish that my finals didn't start on saturday, and I had time to potato shop things...

(Oracus, Wed 8 May 2002, 0:05, archived)

just for zog...

you WERE there..

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 7 May 2002, 22:59, archived)

yay! I was there.

careful, or I might have to break my promise to never go to london again and come to london on june 1st.

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zog why change it now?, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:08, archived)

woo,

will you be there?
I'd really like to meet you

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 7 May 2002, 23:11, archived)

well, it's like this:

my last day of work is may 31st. so technically I COULD be there. but it'd be really difficult and expensive. so hmmm...

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zog why change it now?, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:16, archived)

oh! and I have a gig on that day

in ArtGenda. which is the recently abandoned and reconnoitered Scientology building... heh heh. weird place for a gig.

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zog why change it now?, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:17, archived)

now if it was on...

say the 7th...
I was actually planning on maaaybe being in London for X day on the 6th anyway. (subgenius thingy)

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zog why change it now?, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:18, archived)

You could stay for a week!

Surely? Well, not all of it at my pad, but spread yourself around a bit.

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:22, archived)

the 7th is k3w1

'cos it's my birthday! woo.....

Mind, I'll be 86 so you'll have to take me to see the queen and make sure I don't wee myself.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:24, archived)

robo-cock has a lot to answer for

I'm really sorry :-)

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rosey, Tue 7 May 2002, 22:56, archived)

cock, cock, cock,

is that all women thinkl about?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 7 May 2002, 23:00, archived)

evidently

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rosey, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:02, archived)

cocks are good for you , I suppose.

nice to meet a lady who is pleased to admit it.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 7 May 2002, 23:07, archived)

Trevor McDonald

(fragment, Tue 7 May 2002, 22:54, archived)

hhhmmm

mmm...

(matt1234, Tue 7 May 2002, 22:56, archived)

aw be nice

I'm a beginner

(fragment, Tue 7 May 2002, 22:57, archived)

i meant

hmmm mm! thats great!

(matt1234, Tue 7 May 2002, 22:58, archived)

I'm drunk

but this seems like a good idea to me.
I got a text message saying "Johnny Knoxville is dead!!!". I think that rumour was started by a member of this site. It seems to me that we could quite easily influence the press/public and convince them that a lie made up by us is true. Let's see how far we can go with this... websites promoting a "Kintergarden Slaughter" video game or something for example. Let's see if we can make the daily newspapers. Ideas to this thread please!!

(Choaderboy, Tue 7 May 2002, 22:54, archived)

yeah dont even ask.

Ronald McHoward

(matt1234, Tue 7 May 2002, 22:42, archived)

hah!

egg
sell
ent!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 7 May 2002, 22:44, archived)

is it me

or does he look like the weird alien at the end of alien ressurection

(matt1234, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:29, archived)

dunno,

do you look like the wierd alien at the end of alien resurrection?

<hides>

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:36, archived)

yes

(matt1234, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:37, archived)

Despite being a ruthless dictator

Hitler could do a mean shadow puppet.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 7 May 2002, 22:42, archived)

could anyone reccomend

any good tunes to download? I'm bored of my current selection.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 7 May 2002, 22:44, archived)

Most of the stuuf from here for starters.

JSRF soundtrack

edit:whoops! forgot an important bit!

(qwerty, Tue 7 May 2002, 22:47, archived)

I couldn't get

your linky to work

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 7 May 2002, 22:49, archived)

have you been to

http://spacetowns.com/b3tasounds/ ?
if not, go to the link at the bottom and download mine.
shit, but a good half an hour of shit.
please, I'd like to be sort of famous one day.
Agent Vulgas is really worth the download too, as is everyone's.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 7 May 2002, 22:49, archived)

I tried getting one of yours

earlier today but my fetid connection died. I think I'll have a download frenzy at work tomorrow, they'll like me for that.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 7 May 2002, 22:52, archived)

Yup.

I've currently got old Chumbawamba on, but if yer in for a good search hit audiogalaxy and try stuff by:

covenant
spahn ranch
funker vogt
suicide commando
jon spencer blues explosion
jesus lizard
dri
assemblage23
neuroticfish
half man half biscuit
primus
dead kennedys
suspiria
nekromantik
march violets
system of a down
queen adreena

etc
etc
etc :o)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 7 May 2002, 22:53, archived)

I`'ve seen

Jon Spencer and his fantastic trousers before. I'll also never forget Primus's 'Winona's Big Brown Beaver' video, genius!

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 7 May 2002, 22:58, archived)

ho yus;

currently playing is the Virgin Prunes....good to see Gavin Friday's still touring and still as fucksocked as ever! In the time that's been happenin' I've had:

Cannibal Corpse
Repulsion
Beborn Beton
Alec Empire
Pickled's Prodge mp3
Boney M
Ratos de Porao
Rezillos

and others......

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:14, archived)

well...

you got it.

that is excellent

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rosey, Tue 7 May 2002, 22:46, archived)

ta!

that was my first hummus an' all :)

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 7 May 2002, 22:50, archived)

Go here

Under music tab, charts and latest releases, you should find a search box on the side.

Search for Breadstick - my group - give em a listen, especially scream

www.getoutthere.bt.com/index2.cfm

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 7 May 2002, 22:58, archived)

Breadstick is a quality

name! More bands should be named after savoury foodstuffs, kudos to you.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:04, archived)

i'd definately recommend

Summer Overture from the Requiem for a Dream soundtrack. Lovely.
Get it from audiogalaxy.

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rosey, Tue 7 May 2002, 22:59, archived)

You're right,

that is lovely, cheers!

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 8 May 2002, 0:01, archived)

ooh

as stouffer would say...
'they gotta big head'

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 7 May 2002, 22:22, archived)

but do they

give as good as they get?
<already got coat...>

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rockyrobin, Tue 7 May 2002, 22:30, archived)

don't think i'll

wait for a reply to that one...
g'night all.

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rockyrobin, Tue 7 May 2002, 22:41, archived)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 7 May 2002, 22:43, archived)

Maaargh!

the fear of the bloke on the left looking slightly sinister!

Oh fucksocks, that's me isn't it? And I'm wearing my t-shirt with "vulga" on the back of it, not that you can see it from there...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:46, archived)

proper!

(batardo, Tue 7 May 2002, 22:16, archived)

Hits

needs rearranging.

REALLY going to bed now ...

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Tue 7 May 2002, 22:17, archived)

fookin

excellent

(matt1234, Tue 7 May 2002, 22:19, archived)

Shameless repost.....

Big Mac and Chips!

sorry again.....felt the need to post something.

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Pob, Tue 7 May 2002, 22:08, archived)

yah im stupid

forgot to put image in the message

(slogg, Tue 7 May 2002, 22:00, archived)

yar

yaryeah

images.deviantart.com/large/designs/dmisc/ronald.jpg>

(slogg, Tue 7 May 2002, 22:05, archived)

(worka YOU!, Tue 7 May 2002, 22:05, archived)

Too late - going to zzzzzzz....

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Tue 7 May 2002, 22:00, archived)

May I give that a hearty..

(gumboots, Tue 7 May 2002, 22:10, archived)

I'm sure that bird

never shat no matter how many levels I finished.....have you got a different version?

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 7 May 2002, 22:20, archived)

well yes,

it's the special defecation collector's edition, I think..

(gumboots, Tue 7 May 2002, 22:24, archived)

dammit.

that's summat else I've got to look for....still; I've now got Chuckie Egg for at least 8 different machines including that english bastion of all things 8-bit, the Tatung Einstein....

</spod>

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 7 May 2002, 22:33, archived)

can YOU help?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 7 May 2002, 21:57, archived)

you just want me to slap you again.

Well I shan't. Ner.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:59, archived)

Ooooooh!

They look so sad! Someone please find their kittens!

Woo and yay to pickledpizza for that though!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 7 May 2002, 22:00, archived)

/looks guiltily at new kitten-skin anorak

um, oops

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Spoon, Tue 7 May 2002, 22:03, archived)

i think its

pretty obvious who did it:

don't you?

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rockyrobin, Tue 7 May 2002, 22:16, archived)

ooh err....

the colours have gone tits up!

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rockyrobin, Tue 7 May 2002, 22:19, archived)

hmmm

I'm not so sure

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Spoon, Tue 7 May 2002, 22:25, archived)

haha

santexo, you evil man.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 7 May 2002, 22:37, archived)

a post just dissapeared

anyway, i was asking on it whether i could get the liquify tool (or equivalent) plugin for PSP7?

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rosey, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:57, archived)

you'd be needing kai's power tools

version 6 has it i think. each version has different tools in them (so get 5,6 and 7)

*cough*kazaa*cough*

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DaWolfey, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:59, archived)

i've given up on kazaa-lite

it hates me, i can't make it work.
I can't make it do any searches, it hates me, i'm so depressed.
*sob*

/selfpity

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rosey, Tue 7 May 2002, 22:22, archived)

arseburger

*cough*kazaa*cough*my*arse.
Unless yer prepared to wait one english month to download.

Bag'o'shite! </steve coogan>

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 7 May 2002, 22:49, archived)

ronald heil

heil!

(slogg, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:56, archived)

well, I'm off to bed now.

Lumpbucket (*flutters eyelashes*), if the b3ta babe no.3 does get reposted, will you save it for me and I'll m3ss3nger you my email address and you can send it to me? I reeeeeely want to see it. I am fixated, you might say.
Please? And I'll buy me ex-nemesis a pint or two on June 1st!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:56, archived)

bye

hope I didn't piss you off too much

An enormous swedish man is beating me with a lump hammer as we speak, as a fitting punishment

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Spoon, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:58, archived)

How can I possibly say no

to you? hehe night night! And if he does repost it, i'll let you know!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:58, archived)

Ok, to preserve international peace

Thought this was still quite funny though, in an extremely childish way

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Spoon, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:55, archived)

Oh, Spoon Spoon Spoon.

I ain't mad atcha, honest.
*blows kisses*
Nice of you to do that tho.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:57, archived)

Cheers

Not having met any of u lot, I don't particulaly want to cause any unintentional agro

It's been noted before that tone-of-voice etc. is difficult to put across..

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Spoon, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:59, archived)

It's funny how noone ever photoshops my face...

considering I've posted three pics of myself already.
Are they afraid that I'll find them and kill them and bury them in 27 separate mason jars in the back yard with granpaw's special shovel that's leaning up against the inside of the left wall of the garage?
Are they?
Cuz I won't!
I swear!

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zog why change it now?, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:58, archived)

that's the problem isn't it?

people aren't scared enough of me.
grrrrrr! Arrrrrrrgh! Cuntymints!
...let's see if that helps.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:59, archived)

right.

post another pic to save me trawling through my cd's, and it's a deal.

minni photoshop challenge...
Photoshop Zog, as he has had shit, and now is asking to be dealt shit.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 7 May 2002, 22:40, archived)

damn right!

i'm way too scared, you look kinda mean

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randomisgood, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:17, archived)

you know what I'm kind of dissapointed about?

that after the vehemently negative reaction to you know who, we didn't get to see more anti woo yays and boo nays and all that. people were making them awhile back, saying "lord knows when I'll ever have to use it though" and others responded "never! not here!" well, there was the opportunity! and only one "oi! no!" (which was great, but singularly singular in its er... singularity).

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zog why change it now?, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:45, archived)

Sorry

I didn't want to dignify the twat with a response.

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:53, archived)

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