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# ..
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:34, archived)
# heheheheeheh
you da man!!


TO THE MAX!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:35, archived)
# yay
to the max
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:36, archived)
# chocolate hob nob
coming your way for that pic!

-- and Matt`s paying for the Hob Nobs!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:37, archived)
# nooo!
not the chocolate ones! i can't eat those! the normal ones are fine though = (
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:38, archived)
# Why can't you eat them?
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:40, archived)
# i'm vegan
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:41, archived)
# Aww, I thought you might be allergic to chocolate,
like a girl I know who I keep trying to feed it to. I don't want to kill her, I just want to see what happens.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:43, archived)
# heheheh
COOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:49, archived)
# I refer you both
to Anna Reksik in Viz.
(thediscokingpin, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:53, archived)
# thatall be the day
lazzy old git he is
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:45, archived)
# Now that's just great!
woo to you, says he, having located a bottle of metaxa in his luggage *grin*
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:35, archived)
# Chug! Chug! Chug!
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:36, archived)
# ooh nice
i got a bottle of 12 star when i was over.... mmmm metaxa

i might have a couple and shop a klan pic
(Geek? only 24hrs a day, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:37, archived)
# Just read your post down below
I can sympathise and eulogise and empathise only not the earthquake or the fire bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:37, archived)
# Where do you hide
when there's wisdom needs dispensing ;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:41, archived)
# hahaha...woo
he looks so dedicated
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:35, archived)
# hahaha
first thing to make me laugh all day.
woo and thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:37, archived)
# A sponged bear
crossing guard. It dosnt get any better than this.
(thediscokingpin, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:37, archived)
# That's top dollar, sir.
That is.

Evening all. Just a quick scoot around the board for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:38, archived)
# My new
favourite anim.

Ever.

Possibly.
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:38, archived)
# hahaha :)
Stop the madness !!

woo and yay de rigueur.
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:42, archived)
# Ex right-wing leader
Jörg Haider decides as most people hate him already he's got nothing to lose.

(otterDave, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:32, archived)
# fucking kill it.
kill em all. fuck em up good with a fucking spade, just make it so i dont have to deal with the fuckers on a day to day basis...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:35, archived)
# Jorg
WHO?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:48, archived)
# hmmn
homepage.ntlworld.com/chrisemerson/bayeux/
Anyone going to have a go and post before i go to bed?
The templates are located here:
homepage.ntlworld.com/chrisemerson/bayeux/download.htm
(Nade, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:32, archived)
# You did the whole thing?
You nutter! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:33, archived)
# did you get

?
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:35, archived)
# that
made me laugh :)
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:41, archived)
# yep
i've posted it. I'm also redesigning the site atm, i've noted ur nick and i'll add it to the gallery when i finish the new version.
cheers its really nice.
(Nade, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:44, archived)
# theres a really great storm outside right now...
so have a mash of the view out my window:
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:31, archived)
# i like storms
but if there's lightning should you not disconnect your modem?
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:32, archived)
# meh
probably...
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:35, archived)
# : )

He is quite the daredevil, isn't he?

(bluecorvet, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:37, archived)
# he be she
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:39, archived)
# meh.
you tellim, thomas!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:43, archived)
# he also be she foof....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:44, archived)
# oh...
heh...us wimminfolk are so outnumbered on the board that we've just started assuming everyone be a he!hehe
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:45, archived)
# Don't listen to him!
Disconnecting from B3ta is FAR more dangerous than 100,000,000 volts of electricity into your computer!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:38, archived)
# This is true....



I just installed summat and took half an hour working up the courage to reboot, in case I missed something. The rebooting itself took all of 60 seconds.....
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:41, archived)
# Its true!!!
I'm a b3tahollic!!!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:44, archived)
[challenge entry] High Renaissance
(nyversion, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:27, archived)
# heh heh
definately a subtle one
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:29, archived)
# Nicely done!
I like the way last weeks challenge is encouraging people to do this kind of thing.

Superb.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:30, archived)
# I think the whole "abusing art" thing
has been quite a good part of b3tan history.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:32, archived)
# nice ;)

anyone else watching this, quite frankly astounding piers brosnan film? dear god.

then there's an exciting one about a house that goes mad on next - woo!
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:32, archived)
# I was watching Tom Green.
Im a masochistic idiot
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:34, archived)
# yes...
it's brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:39, archived)
# i mean
ducks...
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:40, archived)
# and...
bread
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:40, archived)
# and...
a furtive bear
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:40, archived)
# Oh
yessssssss
(thediscokingpin, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:40, archived)
# a bit subtle.


just a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:26, archived)
# Fly Nazarine, fly!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:27, archived)
# I can see golgotha from here!!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:29, archived)
# SHIT!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:30, archived)
# you
am being good with the blaspheming and the hey hey
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:29, archived)
# and the wurgh and the wargh
and the whoosh whoosh whoosh.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:30, archived)
[challenge entry] a Klamp?
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:25, archived)
# The Physical Impossibility of Bananaman Accepting that YBAs Make More money than He Could Even Dream Of Merely For Wanking Off In the Saatchis' Face

Sorry mate, but it is Friday nite...
(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:23, archived)
# That
is fucking great.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:24, archived)
# Cheers
Don't know what 'Nana will say

*takes deep breath*
(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:26, archived)
# Well...
..I don't understand the captions TLA's, so I assumed it was complimentary.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:28, archived)
# Probably something along the lines of
"CUNTING SHITEFACED WANKBOTHERING YBA'S HAVE THE SAME AMOUNT OF ARTISTIC TALENT AS A MENTALLY RETARDED SPARROW THAT'S BEEN HALF EATEN BY A FERAL CAT AND SHOULD ALL FUCK OFF AND DIE WITH SHARP THINGS INSERTED IN THEIR PAINFUL PLACES."
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:29, archived)
# Hmmm
Yeah, probably along those lines...
(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:31, archived)
# For some reason,
that wouldn't have been as satisfying to type if it wasn't in capitals.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:33, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:26, archived)
# My God
You managed an Arf!

Roll a bleeding fat one and have a bloody great Ouzo on me.

You deserve it!
(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:29, archived)
# hehe
I like the subject line
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:28, archived)
# grand pic
and the best subject line ever
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:30, archived)
# wooo! i love bananas.
a) i don't have much money cos i'm still a teenager
b) i'd rather be happy than rich.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:32, archived)
# Woo to you then, mate.
You are, indeed, a gentleman.
(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:34, archived)
# Bananna's are not funny
(bluecorvet, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:40, archived)
# But, thankfully
they *do* have a sense of humour
(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:44, archived)
# WOW
that`s stunning AND good at the same time!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:50, archived)
# Sympathy please
<rant>

I arrive on holiday in Kephalonia, and feel three earthquakes on the first day (!)

Try to hire a car and there aren't any because of some greek festival.

Have to get walk for several kilometres down a dirt track in the mid-day sun carrying my luggage because the taxi refuses to drive me to my accommodation, then have to walk back again, but up a steep hill to buy water that is safe to drink.

Finally manage to hire a car after a couple of days, and decide to drive up Mount Einos (huh huh huh), only to discover that the earthquake has dislodged have the road making it completely unsuitable for a Daewoo Scrotum (well it was called something like that). Scrape the bottom of the car and damage it, so have to do a three-point turn on this dirt track to try to get back down again.

Go out for a drink in the evening only to get phoned up by parents shrieking about a forest fire. Walk out of bar to see fire heading towards villa. Take an impressive photo on my lovely digital camera, then ran up the hill to join in the spraying trees effort. That was eventually put out by the fire brigade.

Go to the beach on the last full day and go for a swim. Get back to find my lovely digital camera stolen.

Decide to get thoroughly pissed in the evening to make up for the loss of £500 of camera (insurance will only pay £200 of it). Go down to the beach to have a quick swim before returning to the villa... disrobe to see a man crouching in the bushes watching me and my friend, smoking a fag. Suggest we move to a long way down the beach. Grab clothes and move way down. Get into water, and see man heading towards the pile of clothes. He is clearly pissed and starts trying to talk to us in greek. Get out the water rapidly and grab our clothes and run away from him, back up the huge bloody hill to the villa. Where I find that I've dropped the keys on the beach. Have to go back down to the beach where I know the dodgy pissed bloke is and have to try to dig around in the sand to find the keys. Luckily find them after about 20 mins of searching. See the man again. Run fast back up the hill. I'm not very fit; it hurts.

Spend next morning sat in a sweaty police station trying to report the theft of my camera for 2 hours. After this they cannot give me the necessary incident number until a week after. I had a plane to catch in 3 hours.

Arrive back home and go into work today to find that the cunting arse of a network administrator at my small company has decided to raid my computer while I am away and look for any dodgy stuff. Finds an old copy of Photoshop (v5) that I don't have a licence for, as well as some freeware apps (including my FTP client) and a bloody flight simulator that HE installed and I have never used! Has deleted all the legal free ones, including shitloads of my work, and all my FTP logins to suppliers and clients sites that I needed today to meet a deadline. Then find that he's trying to push disciplinary proceedings against me, despite the fact that I have probably the least warez-infected PC in the building.

This is all revenge for my showing how stupid he was, when he was telling me to log my home PC off the VPN because it was throttling the company bandwidth, by informing him of the limited ability for an idling VPN connection on a 256kB link to saturate a 44MBit office connection.

And all this after the last 4 months of working up to 18-hour days for £20k a year, no bonuses or advantages, doing a job that very few people in the country can do.

CUNTING HELL I NEED A DRINK.

</rant>
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:23, archived)
# Oh shit
I was going to post a picture I had made.

Here it is

(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:23, archived)
# hahahahaha
brilliant, just brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:27, archived)
# That's actually painful.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:30, archived)
# woo
love the queue.
bummer about everything else...at least you've got a good story for the next 12 months ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:34, archived)
# heheheheheheheheh
it didn`t animate in Opera, so I was wonderin why there was just a pic of a bank!

WOO! (now that it animates)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:38, archived)
# if you scroll so the pic goes off your screen
and then back on to it it usually starts animating
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:41, archived)
# haahaha !
top notch !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:46, archived)
# Can't be arsed reading it.
Why don't you go somewhere where someone might care? Pictures here please!!
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:24, archived)
# Oi!
That's our mate having problems there.

It's a community you know.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:25, archived)
# it is indeed.
everyone is ultra nice to me when im mid crisis, which seems to be most of the fucking time, so I demand the same with other people!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:28, archived)
# Bollocks.
There aren't any rules. If you, or anyone else wants to use b3ta as a place to catch up with your buddies, that's fine. It was founded with no rules other than it it's a place to fuck about with Photoshop. So fuck off. You cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:32, archived)
# you fuck off.
if there arent any rules, hes perfectly entitled to write a big fucking rant and post it on the board then isnt he? you just painted yourself into a corner there my friend.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:37, archived)
# you
aren't pointy anymore

I was down yesterday meself, needed cheering
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:32, archived)
# Tough bollocks!!
It's a picture posting arena! Fuck him. I hope he dies!

(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:28, archived)
# Why thank you.
I take it you failed to notice the apology immediately after posting, and the addition of a picture?
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:30, archived)
# <Ignore> That </ignore>
chin up mate :)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:31, archived)
# heheheh
I like your response! True Baz style...

.... but some people, like Boy T, deserve that little bit more!!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:31, archived)
# Nobody deserves fuck all.
Impose your rules on someone else.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:33, archived)
# fair
enough - but I don`t impose rules on anybody, or try to!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:36, archived)
# Soz dude...
...just tryin' to whip up a bit of hatred. I love it!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:42, archived)
# No rules
just common courtesy.

That alright?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:37, archived)
# Whatever you want is fine with me.
But whatever I want is fine with you too. OK?
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:38, archived)
#


(just cos I haven`t used it in ages, and felt like it - nothing too personal!)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:41, archived)
# That's the spirit!!
Fuck the weak. Natural selection. Ban all whineing wankers!!!
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:43, archived)
# I like your attitude!
you`ve obviously not hit the mid 20s yet!!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:52, archived)
# dont start.
you know well enough theres room enough for everything.
Dont make me get get PICA-TCHURES out
(thediscokingpin, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:28, archived)
# Take a deep breath
and pick up a book.

I feel for you, but you must try and make the best of a bad situation.

We love you, if that helps :)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:24, archived)
# Cheers mate

hopefully the whole situation will backfire and he'll get fired for being utterly incompetent (our mail server is down every week).
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:28, archived)
# well
I'll keep fingers crossed for you, some admins get off on the power, twats
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:33, archived)
# I haven't read your dribbling
but I hope YOU get fired for being a wuss.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:37, archived)
# at what point in time did you turn into a complete twat?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:42, archived)
# Long before
you cunts arrived.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:44, archived)
# fair answer.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:45, archived)
# Where do you work?
I need somewhere to burn down.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:25, archived)
# here
have some sympathy.
sympathy sympathy sympathy sympathy sympathy sympathy sympathy sympathy sympathy sympathy
sympathy sympathy sympathy sympathy sympathy sympathy sympathy sympathy sympathy sympathy
sympathy sympathy sympathy sympathy sympathy sympathy sympathy sympathy sympathy sympathy
sympathy sympathy sympathy sympathy sympathy sympathy sympathy sympathy sympathy sympathy
sympathy sympathy sympathy sympathy sympathy sympathy sympathy sympathy sympathy sympathy

feel better now?
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:26, archived)
# *hugs*
that's really shitty. wish i could hug you better
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:27, archived)
# you poor fucker
1. Welcome to Greece

2. Get another job - and then go back, meet this cunt in private, and take a brick to his head

3. Have your drink
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:27, archived)
# have them all killed.
perhaps.


i feel your pain though, i started a new job a few months ago and i have to really bite my tongue when we (as the IT dept) discuss 'security' as they appear to have limited knowledge on the subject....


i would be ruder, but they might read this (i have mailed them the link when in a better mood ...)

hope it goes ok with the insurance anyway ...
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:29, archived)
# fucking hell!

YOU DO NEED A DRINK!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:29, archived)
# jesus!
poor you!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:29, archived)
# wow
i think you've filled your quota for bad luck if that make you feel any better.

hopefully for the next couple of years.

*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:29, archived)
# fuckaduck
that's a run of shitness
pour yerself a large one
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:30, archived)
# Thank you all
to the nice people and cock off to anybody else :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:38, archived)
# Can I just point out, as a network administrator
that we're not all cunts, you just have one who probably has a small penis. Whenever I find someone with illegal software I just give them a jokingly telling off and tell them that that they should think about getting rid of it in case someone senior finds it. Heavan forbid they should look at my work PC and find the sort of stuff I have on it. Greece is a crappy country, I went to Athens in June, and you were just unlucky.
(Toomz, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:40, archived)
# Nah
We are all cunts. It is our one reward for having to put up with fuckwit questions from fuckwit users.
(I helped save b3ta! kinell, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:47, archived)
# In this case
I doubt I could be called 100% of fuckwit PC user - my current job is designing motherboards. The deadline I was referring to was my sending off of our final production design files to the PCB manufacturer in Taiwan for my first prototypes to be finished in a couple of weeks :o)

And Toomz, I concur - our other network guy, who actually knows his stuff, is a thoroughly sound bloke! Greece has been pretty good to me in the past, and at least I wasn't in Faliraki...
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:56, archived)
# I understand what you are saying
but I work on the cake principle. I fix your computer, you buy me cakes, you go to the top of my call log.
I fix your computer, you don't even say thank you because you think i'm just doing my job, even though I helped you get that important proposal out on time because you deleted a file and you try to tell me that the network isn't working properly and it must have deleted the file itself, I treat you like woodlice.
(Toomz, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:00, archived)
# yeah
I went to Athens in 1999 and got hit by a quake too :-) it`s amazing how walls BEND!

wish I was a network administrator now.. instead of a bloody Java code monkey :-\
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:54, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:23, archived)
# night night!
and dont forget to come investigate my pussy sometime!
innuendo left in for comic effect
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:24, archived)
# I'm expected to sleep after that.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:26, archived)
# nighty night
suppose I'd better disconnect before I run up a huuuuge bill...
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:26, archived)
# Oh well


(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:19, archived)
# gr
oan

:)
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:20, archived)
# eek (threadjack)
I'm online through my mobile, it's bloody fast too :D no idea of the cost though :\
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:23, archived)
# a lot
i'd imagine ...

are mobiles still 14.4 ? it's been a while ...

(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:32, archived)
# ooh
good pic!

does Mark Knopfler really look that bad these days?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:20, archived)
# worse.
I've been kind to him.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:22, archived)
# Do you tuck him into bed at night, with a mug of warm milk and a kiss on the forehead?
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:23, archived)
# and
a quick reach-around?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:25, archived)
# Of course.
I actually really liked them in the good ole 80's!! I had two spare tickets to see them on July 14th 1985 at Wembley Arena and no fucker wanted to go! Fortunately for me it turned out that Live Aid was the next day so I swapped my spares with a tout for a ticket for that and went to both. Aren't I smug (in an 80's way)
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:27, archived)
# Ice Cream YAY!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:18, archived)
# wrong
just wrong
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:21, archived)
# just seen weapon of choice
jaw dropping...massive woo!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:23, archived)
# thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:40, archived)
# tee
hee hee. top pic that lad
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:22, archived)
# eeeep!
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:22, archived)
# very wrong indeed
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:26, archived)
[challenge entry] I knew it!

I'm sure it's been done before and I rushed it, but it's friday night and I'm tired... so forgive me ;)
(Scary, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:13, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
oh mercy......
(thediscokingpin, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:14, archived)
# alright chief.
How's the emigration going?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:14, archived)
# awww
it`s cute!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:16, archived)
# you see
No Hands can create compassion for even the most odious of institutions. Perhaps The Daily Mail should hire him :)
(Scary, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:25, archived)
# It's about time
that cunt was banned from the board.

*edit (the cat - not Scary)
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:20, archived)
# oh he has his place
leave him alone, poor fluffy little thing
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:23, archived)
# Thanks
..for that edit!
(Scary, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:23, archived)
# Hope this isn't GC


SEPTEMBER 19 is official TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/


threadwastesorry but too excited to TJ
(Clockwork, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:13, archived)
# I've been wearing
the pirate armband Lora gave me for my birthday ever since.

I've had some odd looks in pubs, but who cares?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:14, archived)
# a pirate armband?
what does it look like?
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:17, archived)
# Kind of like
an 80's sweatband, but with the skull and crossbones on it.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:18, archived)
# oooh
sharp!
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:19, archived)
# I'm inordinately fond of it.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:20, archived)
# yeah,
you should have been on b3ta last year. literally, 24 hours of pirate fun!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:16, archived)
# should have known
that you lot wouldn't miss it

pearoastary

YARR

(Clockwork, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:17, archived)
# really?
bloody fuck, who would have guessed it? = )
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:16, archived)
# bloody fuck
are words I'd never have imagined coming from you're mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:18, archived)
# perhaps
but you only met me quite briefly. i can be rather vulgar when i want = )
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:23, archived)
# based
on the out burst I can imagine but do you swear as much as some of the folks at the bash
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:27, archived)
# of course it be.
yarrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:18, archived)
# i made a picture!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:05, archived)
# your picture made me happy!
and now I can go off to bed

night night!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:06, archived)
# good night!

(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:07, archived)
# yay!
Good mashing! That has calmed me nicely.

More!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:08, archived)
# no wonder
I keep her on as my better half!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:08, archived)
# ooh
you appear to be super again. splendid
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:09, archived)
# Yes
let evil-doers fear my wrath.

Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:12, archived)
# what about
evil pixies?
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:18, archived)
# They're safe
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:18, archived)
# phew!
is there anything else i could feel instead then?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:29, archived)
# damn i've just reread that
and you said "fear" not "feel". damn. joke ruined again.
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:31, archived)
# aaaaaaah
the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath,
the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath,
the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath,
the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath,
the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath,
the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath,
the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath,
the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath,
the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath,
the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath,
the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath,
the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath, the wrath,
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:18, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaay
mega lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:08, archived)
# oooh that's dead pretty
i like that, woo yey!
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:17, archived)
# Final Fantasy 8
Infantile, but had to be done with this screenshot.
(I helped save b3ta! Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:04, archived)
# best
game
ever
*100% FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:05, archived)
# Quite true
!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:05, archived)
# thirded
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:06, archived)
# never did finish FF 9...
gutted...
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:12, archived)
# 30th!
That's the only weekend I'm not in London! You don't half time it do you!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:06, archived)
# Oh, unless that's September,
in which case I might be there........

;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:06, archived)
# you slag!
the 29th is my unofficial bash in cambridge ;)
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:07, archived)
# i see the super has returnethed
I saw an interesting item on the news today, about how Manchester consume more alchohol than any other region in the country. I cant help but feel that if you went and lived somewhere else, those statistics would drop sharply...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:08, archived)
# apparently
their drivers aren`t great at checking "blind spots" when reversing ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:09, archived)
#




I was going forwards
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:10, archived)
# Click my profile
and if on dial up wait a minute, for added superness.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:10, archived)
# i just noticed
you have a frontpage?

what the hell's going on with the world ;)
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:14, archived)
# Madness
Utter madness.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:15, archived)
# did it not also say the
incidence of liver disease in Manchester was twice the National Average?
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:10, archived)
# yes I believe so.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:12, archived)
# oh
good
:)
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:14, archived)
# trippy.
from new york, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:06, archived)
# That;s right.
Nice place to live, but I wouldn't want to visit there.
(I helped save b3ta! Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:21, archived)
# I just played hangman...
And it made me think of this...

Noughts and crosses for the simple minded...


Well done spaz monkey, you completed Hangman, you spoon bending tard!
(Dr Frank, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:02, archived)
# ARF!
I know this is a cunts trick, but can people please place some abuse here:

www.b3ta.com/board/1829342

I'd like to keep it as a souvenir for the years when b3ta is forgotten.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:05, archived)
# I just did.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:07, archived)
# Precisely
the kind of comment I'd like to remember you by. ;)

Thankfully, I have a nice one you made on my b3ta birthday saved :)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:09, archived)
# I made a nice comment?
Was I drunk, drugged, or having an "episode"?
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:22, archived)
# 3-dimensional, 4 player noughts and crosses.
It's a confusing game, but entertaining when very bored.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Ronnie Corbett realised he couldn't call his puppet Nigga..........
(pastcaring trembling in a corner....., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:00, archived)
# So incongrouous
it made me weep with laughter
(thediscokingpin, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:11, archived)
# er...............
incongruous.
and not inappropriate.
(pastcaring trembling in a corner....., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:17, archived)
# this popped into my head earlier
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:58, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!
fanTAStic!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:59, archived)
# Brown boy
In the ring,
La la la la la...
etc.
(Dr Frank, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:00, archived)
# The saga finished if you hadn't noticed


Klu Klux Flan

\/
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:00, archived)
# aw
Jesus... it looked like a lamp shade to me!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:01, archived)
# so
it was a flan
that looked like a lampshade
and went down like a lead balloon

HURRAH

that's why I go days at a time without posting
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:09, archived)
# you
are an utterly cool poster!

so THERE! :-p
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:17, archived)
# hahaha!
100% of ace!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:59, archived)
# hhehehehe
brilliant :)

better than mine :)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:05, archived)
# hehehe
i like
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:07, archived)
# hahah
two class pics! fant-arse-tic!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:10, archived)

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