Jaffa Callenge!


I am throwing down the gauntlet.

Put those Jaffas where your mouth is.



These are the rules:

You have to eat an entire yard of Jaffa Cakes in 30 minutes or less.

You have to send me pictorial evidence and a sworn statement on your dog's/cat's/hamster's/children's lives that you ate them all.

Links to pics/videos to be sent to me via Gaz.

Pictures will be posted on a website (I am going to have to beg someone here to help me with that as I don't have hosting).

Closing date of competition is midday Sunday 25th November.

Voting via the board will be opened from Monday 26th 9am - Wednesday 27th 9am. Voting to be based on the most amusing.

Three people who get the top votes will be send a regular-priced CD of their choice as long as it's available via amazon uk.

Disclaimer: For the cynics, as I only sell goodies in South Africa I'm getting nothing out of this except perverse pleasure.

This competition is only open to B3ta Boarders.

I take no responsibility for diabetic comas.

By the way, a yard of Jaffa Cakes apparently contains 4 boxes of 12.

That is 48 Jaffa Cakes!

( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 13:57, Reply)

Jaffas?!

I'm THERE!

...though someone may have to remind me, as I'm likely to forget :/

Edit: Alas, I must back out of this challenge, I'm confident I could have done it but my ever expanding waist line has decided it can stand no more.

I'll do it next year ;)
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 15:32, Reply)

You can do it anytime up to the closing date

so do it as soon as possible!

( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 20:54, Reply)

Haha, I'll give that one a go!

Me and Jess can video each other =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 15:39, Reply)

Do that

Then eat the Jaffa Cakes ;)

( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 1:01, Reply)

Pffft!

Ok =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 16:15, Reply)

I bet I can do this.

( The Duke of Prunes, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 0:54, Reply)

I bet you can too!

( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 1:01, Reply)

Easy... easy...

( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 14:26, Reply)

So do it Mr Big Stuff

:)

( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 19:34, Reply)

I shall do this.

Except I have no video camera.
Hmm.
Any ideas on how I can verify that I did it? (WHEN I do it :P)

( ClanSoul, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 20:07, Reply)

Photographically

( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 15:47, Reply)

i will kick the arse out of this challenge so well

that i'll video it in one take, and still have it short enough that i can post it on youtube.

ohh yeah.

( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sat 10 Nov 2007, 3:50, Reply)

Hahahahahaha

( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 10 Nov 2007, 23:16, Reply)

your laughing was indeed warranted

FAIL

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOcONxlyT0E

( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 2:34, Reply)

im buying the following tomorrow

4 packets of jaffa goodness, a bucket (as i will be sick) and a hamster so i have something to bet on

( Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:50, Reply)

I'm not sure about that hamster

but I look forward to the pictures.

It's about time I saw some pictures!

( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 6:11, Reply)

Mwwwahahahahaaaaah!

You'll nevar eat more than JAFFBOT!

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:33, Reply)

one doesn't seem to be able to buy jaffa caeks in germany :(

otherwise I think I'd win.

Are you allowed to drink during this time?

30 mins would be a skoosh.

( drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:35, Reply)

Lidl sell similar things over here at least

( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:55, Reply)

But the Lidl, although quite yummy

are not as substantial as the Jaffa.

( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:32, Reply)

Of course you can drink

You can also eat a sandwich in between if you wish.

Chips too.

( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:33, Reply)

I am allowed to drink at the same time?

A cup of tea, for example?

( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:42, Reply)

Tea is the ultimate lubricant for

getting Jaffas down your gullet.

( Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:56, Reply)

there's sixty in one of those long boxes...

do we have to eat 60 or 48?

( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 12:43, Reply)

I just found that out today after you'd sent me your pics!

I shall have to stick to the original 48. 60 is just far too much.

I apologise to Captain Pilchard if the poor man ate 60. No wonder he threw up!

Mr Pilchard, you will be compensated.

( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:21, Reply)

Bugger!

( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 9:25, Reply)

I totally failed...

I got so mashed on saturday that the thought of one jaffa cake, let alone 48 made me wince.

I'm such a jessy

( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 10:00, Reply)