MAGICAL BASHTORY TOUR

IF YOU NEED OUR PHONE NUMBERS EITHER GAZ ME OR THE MRS

UPDATE: BUS SEATS 8 left only
IF ALL ARE TAKEN WE WILL LAY ON A COUPLE OF CARS.
OTHER b3tans COMING, NOT SIGNED UP = 4





A picture of a coach yesterday. May not be the actual coach used.

Pick up your bus ticket from the bash.




The bash of all bashes.

Yes, you have just signed up for a SUPERBASH. Yes there will be the usual food, drinks, bbq (weather permitting) Feel free to bring games, DVDs or Bluray disks but there will be an extra feature this year.

We will be doing all the usual pick ups from Ely Railway station but these will only be available up to 5:30pm. If you plan to arrive after that then gaz us so we can make arrangements.

At approx 8:00pm a 56 seater coach will arrive and take those who fancy it on a fantastic Magical Mystery Tour. After about a twenty minute journey you will arrive at the mystery destination (Which does have a licenced bar, so take some pennies) You will then be treated to an entertaining evening and the coach will then set off back, arriving back the house shortly before midnight where the bash will continue. There will only be a whip round for the Driver. If you can't afford to put in, no worries. Places available 40 from b3ta. If you can't make it afterall, please remove your name so we know how many seats we have spare. Fankoo.

Don't worry about your tents, gear etc as there will be persons staying behind.

Please not the destination is NOT A comedy Club or the lappy bar where the dirty ladies poke their clunges in your face.

The studio recording will go ahead as usual, providing we can russle up enough sober(ish) people to both perform it and record it.





Travelling by train? Gaz me for a phone number and call me when you get to Ely. Lifts to and from the station throughout Saturday and Sunday.

FUCKING COWBOYS THEME IF YOU LIKE [see balder's post down there a bit]

Pleanty of crash space, bring stuff if you like. Camping in the garden etc.

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FUCKING HELL BALDERS. DID THAT HAVE TO BE SO BIG?
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 26 May 2008, 20:22, Reply)

FIRST.

YAY

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 26 May 2008, 20:25, Reply)

We would not miss this one either for the world

count us both in.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 26 May 2008, 20:26, Reply)

Just thought I'd sign up just in case...

don't think Tye would like me to sit on his lap throughout the mystery tour....

(Rose*~* attached to Tye in a non-human centipede way, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 12:10, Reply)

YES.

OFFLINE.

( ArthurTheRat, Mon 26 May 2008, 20:31, Reply)

I'm going to punch you all up.

In the face.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 27 May 2008, 7:39, Reply)

DIBS SLEEPING ON FURRY DINOSAUR.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 27 May 2008, 7:39, Reply)

fight you for her..

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 2:04, Reply)

I'll referee

and patch up the damage.

( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 13:00, Reply)

Will there be jelly?

*pleady eyes*

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:25, Reply)

pffft :)

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 19:00, Reply)

I AM VERY SORRY BUT I CAN'T COME

I will be on holiday with my family in Greece :( :( :( :(

Balders, you can seep on Az if you like my dear.

Captain and Mrs, and all of you in fact have a wonderful time.. I really wish I could be there.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 23:11, Reply)

haha, great typo there

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:12, Reply)

Sorry Esme, I saw the thread

Whether Sam wants to come or not is up to her! And would I ever miss a HB bash...

( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 27 May 2008, 15:07, Reply)

Bring her

she has to meet some of us at one time or another.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 30 May 2008, 7:28, Reply)

Might as well

( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 7 Jun 2008, 9:30, Reply)

Damn fucking right.

*claims space on the floor/futon/mattress/airbed/Furry Dinosaur*

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 30 May 2008, 20:50, Reply)

assuming I'm allowed

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 15:17, Reply)

Of course.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:17, Reply)

Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

( ArthurTheRat, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:03, Reply)

provisional sign-up for me too

I should have enough cash by then and hopefully be well (as in less mental flip-flops).

( custard, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 19:11, Reply)

Hope so.

It will be nice to meet you at last.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 22:06, Reply)

Huzzah ! I'll be up for that....

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:02, Reply)

I'm considering doing something quite stupid, here is my plan:

I plan to take the week before it off from work, I will climb aloft my bicycle and triumphantly cycle the 167 miles to Ely, Cambridgeshire (assuming that's right) it will take me the time from Monday to Friday with adequate rest days and I will arrive all tired and sexy, if I could mail some clothes would that be acceptable, and maybe have a shower?

I won't mail a shower though, I will then take the train back, very tired.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:04, Reply)

If he goes by train, I will join too.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:05, Reply)

Suppose I'd better come to this.

If I can't find anything better to do.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 23:33, Reply)

I think it best if you BRING CAKE.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 5:09, Reply)

Syz and I would like to come to this, please

May we have some floorspace? we will bring rollmats etc.

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 18:58, Reply)

Absolutely!

It will be lovely to see you. We have plenty of space, some blow up beds and some bedding but if you want to make sure you have a comfy bed, bring something with you.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 22:05, Reply)

Sorry, we are going to have to decline for babysitting and clash reasons

One day!!

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 19:04, Reply)

we may come

but i have to check. it would be nice to have the conservatory but we may tent it with wicca and badger................

( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 22:14, Reply)

I can haz indoors crashspace?

make a change to loitering within tents.

also: depends on transport costings and getting a sitter

( Dangermouse., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:19, Reply)

Right third time lucky

Can I cadge a sleepy spot?

I am going to do my damnest to get to this one.

( jenpots, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:52, Reply)

Absolutely!

There's loads of space for sleeping. I'll put up a list of available sleeping spots nearer the time.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 26 Jun 2008, 21:16, Reply)

Studio again pls?

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 0:00, Reply)

Need a spare drunk?

*EDIT* I've got a tent, so that's me sorted.

( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 13:26, Reply)

yes!

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 5:52, Reply)

Definitely.

You're our nominated first aider too.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:31, Reply)

Yay!

*preps bandages*
*checks morphine*

( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:11, Reply)

We've cancelled the COWBOY thing in favour of the MYSTERY TOUR.

WE

FUCK ALL OF YOU................

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:44, Reply)

Hmmm.

I'm almost tempted.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:49, Reply)

I'll let you dance around my totem pole.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:54, Reply)

I'm going to spoil everything by coming as a 21st century law enforcement officer, and kicking everyone's heads in.

To the music of Paul Simon.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:55, Reply)

I will film it.

We'll be rich.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:57, Reply)

One day they'll just replace the "HOLLYWOOD" sign with pictures of us pointing down at the people.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:58, Reply)

with cannons in the fingers

just in case

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:01, Reply)

THIS IS A GREAT IDEA

I FOR ONE WELCOME OUR COWBOY OVERLORDS

( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 7:55, Reply)

if I can make it, then I'm good for this idea too

( Dangermouse., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:24, Reply)

No, I don't do fancy dress, you cunt.

(allergic to curry, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:55, Reply)

if you dress your cunt in fancy dress

you'll win a prize

( Dangermouse., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:48, Reply)

what the fuck

count me and E in.

WE KNEW there was a reason why there was always chilli!

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:00, Reply)

YES

YES COWBOYS

BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN YES

( moohalaa, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:06, Reply)

I VOTE FOR THIS AS AN EXCELLENT IDEA THAT I WILL NEVER TAKE PART IN DUE TO EFFORT

my vote is a WELL, OKAY

( hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:40, Reply)

TRAITOR!

*sob*

(allergic to curry, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:16, Reply)

Miserable whore.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:54, Reply)

Absolute shitehawk!

(allergic to curry, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:22, Reply)

You can get a shit cowboy hat pretty much anywhere.

And knock up a wanted poster on your computer.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:24, Reply)

Aye, maybe!

Could be fun!

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:47, Reply)

Go on then

ATC should dress as a floozie, it'll be ace!

( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:50, Reply)

Would you care to explain?

Are you referring to a wild west bar-whore? D:

(allergic to curry, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:26, Reply)

Naturally, dear ATC, naturally.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:46, Reply)

GET IN!

I'm up for it.
I'll bring the poker set, too. You lousy goldarn varmint.

( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:09, Reply)

I'd prefer not to be in attendence if there are b3tans with air rifles

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 8:34, Reply)

:(

CAncelled.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:25, Reply)

ethnically cleansing native americans

also - syphilis

(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 18:22, Reply)

OK here goes:

1. Maybe a hat?
2. If no-one has one I'll trawl ebay next week.
3. Very wise.
4. We've got a poker set with chips.
5. Sausages and beans OK?
6. I'll get this done just ahead of time.
7. I've got the 3 Eastwood spaghetti westerns.
8. We've got some of these.
9. I'll leave this to DG.
10. Print them out and I'll put them up round the house and garden.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 13:54, Reply)

I can't wait to kill the people at the curry house.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 22:54, Reply)

IF I CAN!

( hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:47, Reply)

YOU FUCKING GET HERE YOU TERRIBLE CUNT AND THAT'S AN ORDER!

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 18:00, Reply)

I might actualy come to this one...

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:09, Reply)

Good.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:00, Reply)

Indeed.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:09, Reply)

is anyone coming from

or through oxford to the bash?

( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:35, Reply)

We might fucking come.

But we might still be in Cornwall camping and stuff.

( MONO!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:46, Reply)

Well make your fucking mind up then.

Fucking just get here, Oh and FUCK OFF!

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:01, Reply)

making your fucking mind up

winner of the 1984 eurovision song contest as sung by captn hoodbutter and the fuckers.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 7:18, Reply)

Alright, I'm in

But I ain't dressing up as no gay cowboy, right!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:18, Reply)

Taint no need to dress up if you don't want.

I CAN'T STRESS THIS ENOUGH.
But you will HAVE to play buckaroo.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:16, Reply)

And NOT with a real donkey!

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:29, Reply)

EEEE ORRR!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 16:48, Reply)

ohhh but why not?

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 3:58, Reply)

I'll buck your roo

You mark my words

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:01, Reply)

so dress as a gay injun then

( Dangermouse., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 22:27, Reply)

I'd go as Sitting Bull curled up inside the hollowed out carcass of a buffalo

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 15:02, Reply)

you shall be called running giblets.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 3:58, Reply)

I'd like to come

I've not been to a b3ta thingy in years. Will there be jelly and ice cream? Musical statues?

(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 15:37, Reply)

musical statues

blimey you really have not been to a bash in years.

There is electric and everything!

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:44, Reply)

Yes. Yes. And yes if you must.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 30 Jul 2008, 11:37, Reply)

if piston_broke is coming he'll bore you 'til you turn to stone.

so it may just be 'statues'

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:52, Reply)

ill say ill go, for now

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 17:42, Reply)

its over 5 hours on the train,!

eeep, this bash had better be worth it

plus cheapest train ticket is £72, im not working at the moment, so it is looking a bit expensive

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 13:11, Reply)

anyone going near cardiff on their way?

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 18:48, Reply)

How could I deny you my presence?

( WormuIus, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 22:26, Reply)

Placards and a leaflet campaign may just work.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 16:29, Reply)

.

Someone pay for me to go. Need a plane ticket, place to stay and food.

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:19, Reply)

*offers 11p*

( WormuIus, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:11, Reply)

BIGGAH!

LOLNOOB!!11!!1!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 14:51, Reply)

Where are we going to be going?

and will there be loads of old carpet to be found underneath the coach?

and will the captn be taking his trusty shovel?

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:30, Reply)

It's a mystery

but I'm banking on there being drink available.
I'm in.

( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 20:57, Reply)

oh its a mystery

oh its a mystery

/plays toyah.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 7:28, Reply)

Me and the Esme are definitely coming.

And we have A SPACE IN THE CAR if anyone wants a lift. You have to live between Northampton and Ely though, we're not going on a round-the-world bash collection trip. Just chip in with petrol money or cider to fuel us.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 14:16, Reply)

I'm not camping in the garden this year

as we are both getting too damn old for that kind of shenanigans in the damn autumn, let the young'uns kip out there.

We'd like a nice indoors space to bunk down, please, somewhere that's out of the reach of balders' hands.
THANKS

( Dangermouse., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 11:21, Reply)

there is nowhere free from balders hands

aside from his wrists.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:23, Reply)

I can make it!

Yay :)

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:47, Reply)

also

I'm hopefully bringing a 5-man tent so if anyone wants to share then they are welcome.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:14, Reply)

blimeh

There is an offer and a half for a bukkake party if ever I heard one

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 14:35, Reply)

NO BUKKAKE

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:12, Reply)

yes yes.

being there i shall be doing yes yes.

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 15:05, Reply)

I've never been to such a thing before.

Do I need to be invited? Or is it ok if you turn up and just not be a cunt?

( Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 16:05, Reply)

Just come.

:o)

(allergic to curry, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 19:54, Reply)

Just turn up.

We'll post the address and postcode and contact numbers from Friday evening.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 20:41, Reply)

To whoever

Was calling my friend Withnail all night at the last bash, he will most likely be here again :p

( Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:51, Reply)

Ah

That would have been me.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 28 Aug 2008, 17:11, Reply)

Withnail, Withnail? D'you want a cup of tea?

No
( WormuIus, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 19:50, Reply)