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Bloody Bristol. Again

Under intense pressure from the gay mafia on /links, I invite you all to the blooming wonderful part of the world that is Bristol.
I don't care what part of this abomination of a site you are from, all are welcome.
SATURDAY 24th...SATURDAY. THIS THING KEEPS GETTING IT WRONG.

NOT Going The Ship again.
Sorry for the Venue change..now going The Stag & Hounds, 74 Old Market Street. Only recently re-opened but by the trusted lot over at The Mothers Ruin so not much info of the 'new' pub online but
you can find it on fuckbook if you so wish.

Tabby says it's good, therefore it 'might' be.

I have room at my house for those who need to crash, bacon butties and shit films will be served as required.
Gert lush.





Sat 24 Mar 2012, 19:00

The Stag & Hounds [map]

Bloody Bristol. Again

Going: Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver, Tab Hunter, pissflaps;, Sheriff John Bunnell, rosalicious, sleepybinky, mongychops, Amberl, Aardvark, LP, jenpots, Sir Sand GOBLIN, pissflaps., Windy Pig, Colonel Santiago, hieronymus bosch (16 people).

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 23:56, Reply)
Wait

How have I signed up to this without knowing?

Am I an honorary member of the gay mafia now? Y'know after what Tabs did to me?

But yes, I am coming.


(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 11:14, Reply)
I AM GOING TO SIGN UP AND then probably forget BUT i would like to come and crash in brizzle and meet people.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:59, Reply)
i feel quite excited now. maybe i should go and make friends with /links

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:37, Reply)
YOU SHOULD DEFFO COME

and get some of those horrid /talk types to come too. :D


(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:41, Reply)
they're being all horrid.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:04, Reply)
please may i stay, i will bring the bloke if i can, but no promises as he may have childcare, but even if he does come we will be totally good and leave no sticky mess whatsoever i promise

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 23:13, Reply)
Of course you can binkybonk.

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:16, Reply)
well up for this

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 22:43, Reply)
I would get VERY excited

at the thought of you coming. But I won't, as I know it will end in UTTER disappointment.


(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 23:04, Reply)
can i have the sofa and terry nutkins again plz?

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 23:05, Reply)
YES! That and the Transformers duvet

has your name on it.


(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 23:13, Reply)
WHAT her name is megatron?

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 23:15, Reply)
terry nutkins? i went to school with his daughter you know

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 23:13, Reply)
This is the most amazing

thing I have ever heard! Did you ever meet the great man?


(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 19:17, Reply)
:D

If I'm not working. Or haven't gone South that is.


(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:59, Reply)
STYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUJ

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:48, Reply)
Binkybinkybinkybinky.

I hope I can make it, I got a penguin for you.
:D


(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:12, Reply)
Definitely :)

Shit films please? I can certainly contribute


(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 22:26, Reply)
Shh.

You ain't seen me, right?


(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 18:03, Reply)
I SEE YOU!!

*points*

AaAaAAaarrRrdddVvvvVvVVaaAAarrrrrkkkkkKKKkkKKKk!!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 22:43, Reply)
*scribbles wildly on the calendar*

I'm *so* there!


(I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 19:06, Reply)
I notice that the moment Herbs changes the venue to somewhere in Old Market is the moment you sign up.

You massive scene queen.
(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:47, Reply)
I'll have you know

I signed up before herbs changed venue!

Besides, you appear to be the one who insisted the venue be changed to one near Old Market - I smell a queenie strop!


(I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 11:54, Reply)
This is you.....


(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:40, Reply)
fuck!

*puts tape over webcam*


(I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:59, Reply)
I would like some shit films & fakon butties, please.

But I live in Bristol. Could you pop 'em in a jiffy bag & send to my flat. Cheersloveyoubye


(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 22:26, Reply)
fakon?

I'd rather eat the packaging it comes in.


(I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 11:54, Reply)
May I have sleepy space at your beautiful abode?

I can bring my own airbed and sleepy time things.


(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 22:09, Reply)
Of course!

There will always be a space for you lovely!


(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 22:17, Reply)
fuck fuck fuckity fuck.

just realised this is when i'm taking my daughter to see fucking jls. :(((((


(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:51, Reply)
:(

DAMNIT SIDEKICK!
Spurned AGAIN.
:(


(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 31 Jan 2012, 17:14, Reply)
I am a sad :(

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:11, Reply)
TERRIBLE PARENTING HERE

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:53, Reply)
Signed photo of JB please.

Ideally saying "Mewwy Cwistmas"


(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:35, Reply)
TWO Bristol bashes within a month of each other?

It's all happening in the SouthWest.


(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:44, Reply)
Are you coming then?

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:28, Reply)
fuck me no

once is enough.


(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:51, Reply)
Then I hope to meet you at

the far inferior one in April! :D


(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 20:41, Reply)
I'll see if I can make it

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 17:58, Reply)
YAY!

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:24, Reply)
Drat

Can't go.


(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:47, Reply)
Boooooooo

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:24, Reply)
I think I'm coming to this one!

If I'm about any chance I can crash on your floor please?


(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:37, Reply)
(she hasn't replied because she's in Amsterdam, trying out drugs & sextoys)

You are aware that she's got a cat, aren't you?


(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:51, Reply)
That's 2 cats actually...

YAY! Pissflaps! Of course you can crash here, no probs.
I will just need to put the boxes of drugs and sextoys into storage, but that's OK.


(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 21:45, Reply)
...

('storage' being Herbs' pet-name for her anus)


(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 21:59, Reply)
It's 'Ralph' usually

if anyone really wants to know.


(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 23:27, Reply)
Ta very much!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 14:47, Reply)
No probs.

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:29, Reply)
I'm well up for this. I know the guys who run the Stag as well, and they're all lovely.

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 17:27, Reply)
YAY!

Look forward to meeting you!


(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 22:29, Reply)
Oh my scrotum

I've just moved to Bristol so will have to attend!

I shall say YESH to this and come get pished.

edit* got a wedding to attend Friday so may be back by Saturday evening, if not I'm around Sunday for hangovers.


(mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 1:40, Reply)
are you the monkfish who's been around for *years*

I think I met you once in about 2003. Hurrah! Oldskool b3tan revival!


(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 20:29, Reply)
Hmm, maybe.

I joined over 8 years ago according to my profile, but I'm unsure as to whether I've met you or not.

There's a dodgy pissed photo of me parading a beard on my profile; sure you'll recognise me if you did.

Either way, yes, I feel like an oldskool b3tard.


(mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 3:45, Reply)
YAY!

GAZ me nearer the time and will give you me number and ting for a Sunday meet up. That's if pissflaps hasn't killed us all in our sleep.


(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 20:42, Reply)
Might go.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:20, Reply)
Dropping out.

I had it booked for 25th, can't change shifts for 24th.
:(


(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:21, Reply)
Had to drop out

Very disappointed. Hope y'all have a great evening


(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 9:59, Reply)
Oh, right

this is tonight, isn't it?

I'm a bit late to come.


(I helped save b3ta! Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 23:12, Reply)

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