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Fun in a cave for a month.

Let's all go spend a month in a pitch black cave. With one light. An irregular strobe light. Irregular in brightness and space between flashes. While white noise plays constantly. Loudly. And the cave is damp.

No one is allowed to speak. The only communication allowed is through screaming so loud your throat hurts. In fact, we may all have to cut out our tongues before we go in.

No one is allowed to leave until February 28th. There will be no medication, talking, sex, food or water. Sleep will be discouraged.
On the 28th, we'll be drugged and wake up at 5am in a town center with a selection of goods from weaponsgalore.com

Any suggestions for venues?


Thu 1 Feb 2007, 12:00

A damp pitch black cave.

Fun in a cave for a month.

Going: baldmonkey, Bud Muhnquai, Esme Weatherwax, FoldsFive, Johnny Catfish, Fergburger, Neon Blue, Flapjack, MCQ, Malchick, Boondocks, YEAH!, Clairebare, Damien's Hearse, WHARRGARBL, Mykeyboy (15 people).

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 13:41, Reply)
Venue suggestion: your mother's gaping anus

(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 13:45, Reply)
That's it.

You're not invited anymore.


(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 13:45, Reply)
FUCK YES.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 13:46, Reply)
Make it Feb 31st, and I'm in.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 10 Jan 2007, 13:46, Reply)
The Hellfire caves in Wycombe are available for hire.

www.hellfirecaves.co.uk/location.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 13:47, Reply)
I already live in a cave

So this will be something of a busman's holiday, but with less buses.


(I helped save b3ta! Fergburger, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 13:51, Reply)
I'll see if I can find some caves in Holland.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 14:04, Reply)
surprise sex under strobe lights could be quite cool

and since your eyes are permanently spazzed up, you'd never know it was me.

Except through guesswork given that I've posted this message now..

Oh well.


(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 12:09, Reply)
NO SEX.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:36, Reply)
I know

That's the only thing that puts me off.


(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 14:05, Reply)
I'm scared of the dark :(

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 14 Jan 2007, 19:27, Reply)
Did someone order a wimp....only one's turned up

(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 14 Jan 2007, 22:54, Reply)
you leave me alone you big bully

I'm only wee

*cries*


(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 19:59, Reply)
Somewhere in the Peak District?

or the Cheddar Gorge?


(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 16 Jan 2007, 15:41, Reply)
I'll be there.

I suggest a deep cornish mine shaft.

Bagsy the sword.


(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 17 Jan 2007, 19:57, Reply)

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