b3ta.com links
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » links » Link 1531204 | Random

This is a link post How DISGUSTING Are You? NSFW I made this!
I managed to nag 423 people into doing a survey of their hygiene (bathing, toilet habits, misc. nasty things) and turned it into a quiz so you can see how you compare

(if you did the survey, you might be able to work out which dot represents you)
 (I helped save b3ta! malevole, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post new content for 2020
may the content gods be praised

I'm not sharing my score - it was bad
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 10:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Coward.
I'm quite happy with my 99.5%. With a tiny bit of effort I'll be pushing 100%.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I got 100%
and I don't even shit in the bath or flush with the seat up.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
Who's the bathtub shitter? Come on, name and shame.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Not just the one
There are 3 bathtub shitters
 (I helped save b3ta! malevole, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
Maybe ISIS had a point...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't you shit in the shower
and kick it down the plughole?

Make sure you wash your legs after though
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Is flushing
with the toilet seat down a thing?

Every day's a schoolday.
 (I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post How are you supposed to wash your face then?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely!
Having seen videos of the aerosols that can be produced I can understand why. I stayed at a place recently that had a high cistern with a pull-chain, and even though my hand was at about shoulder height as I flushed it, the water hit the pan with such force that I felt splashes on my forearm.
*edit* Jesus - I'm 90.8% disgusting. Eeew!
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Clean water from the cistern hit your arm...?
And then...?
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post
Well then you lick it off, obviously.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I usually flush with the seat down.
But sometimes I leave it up so I can stare with rapt fascination at the sticky faeces being peeled off the porcelain by jets of water.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not a seat. It's a lid

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post
I neither lift it to flush nor to pee.




Or shit for that matter.



I scored badly in the survey.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 23:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Does it count if the seat is broken?
Asking for a fucking fat friend
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 7:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Survey complete, now please wash your hands.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
I'd assume that people (well, men) who live alone tend to be a bit more gross. I don't know if living alone is cause or effect, though.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Never wash my hands after a piss if there's only a hot air drier.
Most germs in the area are obligate anaerobes, meaning that exposure to dry air kills them. If you moisten them then warm them they multiply massively.
Doesn't apply to sporiform organisms so always wash after a shit.
If there are paper towels though, mechanical removal of germs is improved so worth doing (and worth using to open the door!)
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 19:57, Reply)