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This is a link post Bacon now removed from menu at Subway
*warning* DM link.
I am actually a bit shocked at this.
We should start a campaign for them to stock Unicorn meat, our fairy stories are just as relevant!
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post *starts campaign to serve only fish on fridays*
And their bit about the hala meat being stunned is bollocks.

It's stunned true, but the stunning only lasts around 15 seconds afterwards it wakes up to find itself bleeding slowly to death.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Meh
You just described marriage
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm getting married next month.
Trufax
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post wheres our invite then? huh?
or dont you want the whole links mob there incase we confirm your browser history is true?

best thing i ever did was to get married , saved me a fortune on buying stuff i wanted instead of needed
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post You'll do anything to get your hole.

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59r1KFPmT9U
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post "185 branches across UK and Ireland now sell halal-only meat"
What I imagine happened is Subway identified 185 stores which sold almost no pork products, perhaps due to most of their customers being Muslim, and decided to save a bit of cash by not stocking pork products in those shops and also to switch to meat their customers would like to buy.

But I guess "COMPANY STOPS STOCKING PRODUCTS THAT AREN'T SELLING!!" doesn't really sell newspapers.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Didnt realise Subway had more than 185 stores in the UK.
I guess there are a lot more stupid people in the UK than I thought!
Never had a Subway - I tend not to buy things from American global companies anyway. Much better to get a freshly made sarnie from my local butcher.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed. Subway sandwiches are utter shite
They aren't even cheap
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post We used to have this place up town centre.
Cheaper than subway and absolutely rammed your sandwich with delicious filling. Local places always beat the franchises IMO.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post erm yeah , about ramming the filling and that deliciouse sauce.

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Is there something you want to tell us about that Subway job you had, Fluffy..?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post no nooo ohnononooo
not unless i get exclusive rites to the movie and imunity from prosecution
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I had no idea either, just looked it up and wow...
"At the beginning of 2012 there were 1,423 SUBWAY® stores in the UK, almost a fivefold increase on the 2004 store count, and 99 stores in Ireland." Source
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post 5 years ago there used to be about 10 in Leeds City Centre
then half of them shut down in the space of a year when they realised they were basically just competing with each other.
 (I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post that's their business model. Starbucks do the same.
They just try to drive out competition. Once that is done, they then start shutting stores down.
 (I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't they have more branches than Mickey D now?
Worldwide, to be fair, but we're hardly short on them here.

There are two on Putney High Street. You can actually see one from the other one.
 (I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post shocking a shop alters its stock to meet customer demand
I've never heard the like.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Down with capitalism
and the free market!
 (North Utsira South Utsira, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Never enjoyed a Subway sandwich.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post A subway sandwich put me in hospital
Trufax
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post tried to get a foot long up your arse?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I never should have ordered it hot
=(
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I have never been
but will now boycott this store.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post same, never been and now never will.

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post That has to be the only food outlet i've gone into expecting to spend about £2 on a toasted roll
and left mystified how a few bits of lettuce and gherkin increased the cost to over a fiver.

But they can fuck off with their halal meat if that's the case
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Never used it...
Never will. Utter shite food
 (Spin Its a thing., Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Only ever been in one for the Subway equivalent of a McShit.

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I went in one to get a sandwich, saw the prices & left.
No reason to go back their ever again now.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post You're a bunch of snobby bastards
I love Subway, but treat it like Maccy D's or KFC. Eat only occasionally becuase I'm quite sure its bad for you.

Yeah thats right I eat at Maccy D's and KFC you bunch of toffs, and i watch footy!
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Wed 30 Apr 2014, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post an food outlet that serves halal meat can fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I guess I won't be buying Subway any moer.
I don't like the idea of Halal methods, and I want bacon.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:57, Reply)