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This is a link post Bloke cleans his vinyl with wood glue.
Stole this off some clickbait site, so I'm not crediting it. Hah! One for you vinyl junkies. Skelts, I'm looking at you here. And have a boner.
(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post thats cool
if i did that i'ld glue everything together or the bottle would explode mid application
however this is what a wood glue record sounds like www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDmu594fM88
 (I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 12:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, that's pretty cool.
I was expecting a LOL as he was lowering the needle onto the new 'record', I must say.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 12:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post First thing I thought was 'Does it play?'
why doesnt it play backwards? :P
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post You'd need an inverted needle
...a vageedle?
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post why doesnt he just go to a car boot sale and save on the glue, wont any one think of the horses ?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 16:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've never seen a horse running a car boot sale

(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's brill
I must try it.
 (Sherbs, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 12:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Christ that's satisfying
*watches again*
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why doesn't he just put them in the dishwasher?

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 12:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post At first I thought his lifehack was crazy. Then I kept watching and my mouth FELL OPEN!

(I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Thu 17 Jul 2014, 12:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post *takes advantage*
Ah, that's better.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 12:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post *swallows*
*grimaces*
*wipes black residue from chin*
 (I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Thu 17 Jul 2014, 12:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Vinyl and Miles Davis?
Soooooo much hipster.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 13:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder if this stuff would work?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKHGNh6UvZA It would be a lot quicker as it dries in about half an hour I think
 (I helped save b3ta! kfk I get all my everything right here, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 13:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic, I have a number of records that could benefit from this.
Although apparently a soaking in soapy water does the trick too.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 13:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Soapy water is one option...
Though you can pick up record cleaning machines for around £50. I had to clean my old vinyl collection when I finally got a deck again, so invested in one - the difference is amazing.
 (Monsieur Allotrope is taking Tiger Mountain from behind, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 18:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post this would work better on Goan trance records
where it doesn't matter if you get stuck in a groove
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 13:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha!

My mate love pystrance. I just don't get it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 16:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post also works with cds
just squirt it all over CD and cdplayer. Use a matchstick to get it in all the sockets and crevices. Insert CD, and press play. Leave for a week and voila.
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 13:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post now play the inverted glue copy!

(I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post The glue he peeled off has surely made a reverse version?
So if he plays that, it'll go backwards and summon Jazz Satan?
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 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Some could say that Jazz is satan in the first place.

(Sherbs, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Some could say flabaksjdaskjldasufqeiunfalfnasdlcj .... but not me.

(chompedhomas, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 15:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post
So that's how they make kraft cheese slices.
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you use jizz you can lick it off afterwards and get the benefit of the protein.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post He could have just downloaded it from iTunes
in about 5 minutes. No need to wait 24 hours or waste perfectly good glue.
 (Chairman Wow, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cool :o)

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post The music sounded just a rotten afterwards

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 18:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've read about this
The science is:
record = PVC
glue = PVA

and the two don't stick. The PVA just picks up all the crud and you peel it off.

And for the record, (see what I did there?) not everything is on sodding iTunes.
 (Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post so a slightly less crackly version is created?
GREAT
 (dyllon nice beaver., Thu 17 Jul 2014, 22:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post once it is clean
he could do the glue trick again for a dust free negative.
then press the resulting negative into some play dough, cut that into a disc and then deep freeze it. he then has a perfect play dough copy which he could use as another record for at least 20 seconds.

i'm going to make glue negatives of everything in my house now. then when i lose something (EG my keys) i can do the playdough/deep freeze trick.

*clicks on 10 tubs of 10 liters of glue on amazon and 200 4 packs of playdough*
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Fri 18 Jul 2014, 12:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going to make a glue negative...
...of my cock in case I lose that. Then I can show the doctors to make me another just like this (but a bit bigger).
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 9 Aug 2014, 1:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a Biore strip for music.

(Ladyfingers is in your wardrobe,, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 3:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wood Glue Spirograph!
rushes off to patent office
 (I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 15:30, , Reply)